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GM's thread about nothing

'Big Papi said:
the dude that was sitting a couple seats away from us gets up to go and comes over to her and tells her not to go home with this ####### (pointing at me) tonight.
Did you clock him?
Yeah, that's weird. No attention to this aspect of the story, really? Seems like I could devote 7 pages to this alone. Should have at least followed him up to his room, gotten his room number and ordered drinks on his room tab all night. Or made late night phone calls to it all night long. And who calls Guster a #######. He's so nice and reserved. Strange.
 
Winter X Games is gnarly tonight.

Some of these snowmobile jumps are ridiculous. Dude wrecked trying a double backflip and then some dude landed a front flip.

Also, Shaun White is not human.
im not snow hip enough to figure out what he just did on the snow board half pipe thing, but apparently it was totally Rad.
 
Oregon basketball sucks out loud. Not as much fun as Oregon football, but cool arena. Fun day with the wife and kids, but that basketball team is turrible. 23 turnovers? Wow.Hope Cosjobs survived the miserable rain today. :unsure:
Devoe Joseph is a former Gopher.
I can see why....his game is atrocious. Tubby Smith would have no patience for that sort of moronic play.
Actually, he wasn't the problem today. Sim and Singler were the suck today. Just turnover machines.
 
'cosjobs said:
'bentley said:
'cosjobs said:
I've caught up on the thread and had three shots. Now to meet GM and Nannywife at the hip Urban Garden at the Nines.
I'm staying at the Nines in July. Let me know how the scene is.
definitely hipster.The food was very good at both bars and drinks, too. They made a very good Moscow Mule and poured me a nice glass of Turley Old Vine Zin.THe Benson is more old school and less hip/trendy and the City Grill was kind of between the two on hipness/trendiness. I ;liked all three and would recommend all three.We spent the day driving over to the coast- tourist towns Cannon Beach and Surfisde and then AStoria, an old port city. I really like Astoria, as it is a town with a purpose and has all the ships and pilot boats , etc. I grew up in Port Arthur, so that stuff has a romanticism to me.
lol @ surfside. :lmao: SEASIDE is the droid you're looking for here. Close.How was your day today?
 
Oregon basketball sucks out loud. Not as much fun as Oregon football, but cool arena. Fun day with the wife and kids, but that basketball team is turrible. 23 turnovers? Wow.Hope Cosjobs survived the miserable rain today. :unsure:
Devoe Joseph is a former Gopher.
I can see why....his game is atrocious. Tubby Smith would have no patience for that sort of moronic play.
Tubby Smith is an ##### who is using this job as his retirement while still getting paid by giving a half-assed effort. I'd rather have Joseph.ok no but still.
 
Oregon basketball sucks out loud. Not as much fun as Oregon football, but cool arena. Fun day with the wife and kids, but that basketball team is turrible. 23 turnovers? Wow.Hope Cosjobs survived the miserable rain today. :unsure:
It's hard for me to adjust to the hardwood. The concept is cool but it throws me off.
 
Oregon basketball sucks out loud. Not as much fun as Oregon football, but cool arena. Fun day with the wife and kids, but that basketball team is turrible. 23 turnovers? Wow.Hope Cosjobs survived the miserable rain today. :unsure:
Another good day.Brunch at Veritable Quandary. REally classy, cool place. Worst name ever. Damn good breakfastBack to the room for a cocktailAfternoon showing of J Edgar at the AcademyBack to the room for a glass of wineHappy Hour at Jake's Grill and then at Jakes Famous CrawfishBack to the room for a reefer and a beerHoping to go see Melancholia at Laurelhurst. 50/50
 
Oregon basketball sucks out loud. Not as much fun as Oregon football, but cool arena. Fun day with the wife and kids, but that basketball team is turrible. 23 turnovers? Wow.Hope Cosjobs survived the miserable rain today. :unsure:
Another good day.Brunch at Veritable Quandary. REally classy, cool place. Worst name ever. Damn good breakfastBack to the room for a cocktailAfternoon showing of J Edgar at the AcademyBack to the room for a glass of wineHappy Hour at Jake's Grill and then at Jakes Famous CrawfishBack to the room for a reefer and a beerHoping to go see Melancholia at Laurelhurst. 50/50
Jakes is :moneybag:
 
'Tiger Fan said:
'Crazy Canuck said:
'TigerFan said:
Just checking here, if I wear a hat like the one below...am I a hipster?http://www.meyerthehatter.com/meyer/product.asp?s_id=0&prod_name=CAPAS%2BLINEN%2BIVY%2BONE%2BPIECE%2BCAP%26amp%3Bpf_id%3DPAOHIDIKFCOIIJOB%26amp%3Bdept_id%3D54
A stetson? No, I'm pretty sure that's gay cowboy.Doublecheck with offdee.
guess the link effed up (or you pulled a switch on me)http://www.meyerthehatter.com/meyer/product.asp?s_id=0&prod_name=CAPAS+LINEN+IVY+ONE+PIECE+CAP&pf_id=PAOHIDIKFCOIIJOB&dept_id=54
You mean a Flat Cap? The style of hat that all bald guys are wearing today, hipster or no? I see them everywhere here. Mostly with guys who are bald or balding. My grandfathers wore them, though they had hair. Sometimes called a "Drivers Cap", they were fashion pieces back in the day, dating back several hundred years. Now? Now they are cool alternatives to the baseball cap and are back in vogue in a big way. I'm sure I have 10 of them in storage from my grandfathers, but you can buy them brand new for probably $80-100.
 
Oregon basketball sucks out loud. Not as much fun as Oregon football, but cool arena. Fun day with the wife and kids, but that basketball team is turrible. 23 turnovers? Wow.Hope Cosjobs survived the miserable rain today. :unsure:
Another good day.Brunch at Veritable Quandary. REally classy, cool place. Worst name ever. Damn good breakfastBack to the room for a cocktailAfternoon showing of J Edgar at the AcademyBack to the room for a glass of wineHappy Hour at Jake's Grill and then at Jakes Famous CrawfishBack to the room for a reefer and a beerHoping to go see Melancholia at Laurelhurst. 50/50
Wow, nice day! The Academy is famous for having the NW Film Festival, right? Across from the Fox Tower? Glad you liked VQ (which is what most people call it) - one of my favorites in town. You can't beat it on a nice day as they have a fabulous deck in their garden. Hate the name? How come?
 
Oregon basketball sucks out loud. Not as much fun as Oregon football, but cool arena. Fun day with the wife and kids, but that basketball team is turrible. 23 turnovers? Wow.Hope Cosjobs survived the miserable rain today. :unsure:
It's hard for me to adjust to the hardwood. The concept is cool but it throws me off.
I got used to it quickly. It's obviously ambitious and unconventional, but they are competing with Oregon Football, so they have to work on marketing.
 
Oregon basketball sucks out loud. Not as much fun as Oregon football, but cool arena. Fun day with the wife and kids, but that basketball team is turrible. 23 turnovers? Wow.Hope Cosjobs survived the miserable rain today. :unsure:
Devoe Joseph is a former Gopher.
I can see why....his game is atrocious. Tubby Smith would have no patience for that sort of moronic play.
Tubby Smith is an ##### who is using this job as his retirement while still getting paid by giving a half-assed effort. I'd rather have Joseph.ok no but still.
I'd rather have Tubby Smith.
 
'Reg Lllama of Brixton said:
'Tremendous Upside said:
'Reg Lllama of Brixton said:
'Tremendous Upside said:
'Reg Lllama of Brixton said:
'Tremendous Upside said:
So the band was the definition of technically proficient, and not in a good way. Sounded like the band that might play the last night party on a cruise. Boring. Then my buddy bailed at 11:30, because he was tired. So I am back in Queens at the least hipsterish bar ever. Bon Jovi blaring unironcally and guys fist pumping. It's awesome.
I think I'd rather be at a hipster bar.
You'd think so. But these patrons are authentic. (Van Halen Jump came on). And the bartender is a friend of mine Sao I'll drink cheap for an hour or so and then go home and watch the Aussie Open final. PARTY!!!
:shrug: I'm surrounded by "authentic".
I hear ya. Pooh, Totos Africa is on!
Hurry, Boy. It's waiting there for you.
Strangely accurate. You feeling alright?
 
'Big Papi said:
'bentley said:
'Reg Lllama of Brixton said:
What's this church crap?
Not sure, but if it leads to sex in dressing rooms, I need to start going more often.
:goodposting: And it's not real church. It's one of those crappy mega churches with stadium seating and a rock band and stuff

Hey, if that's what it takes :shrug:
Were I your exwife, I'd be more upset about this than any of your sexcapades. A mega church? Really? What's under this gal's head, if you don't mind me asking?
Some kind of titanium alloy contraption with the word HOOVER engraved on it.
 
'Tiger Fan said:
'Crazy Canuck said:
'TigerFan said:
Just checking here, if I wear a hat like the one below...am I a hipster?

http://www.meyertheh...%3Bdept_id%3D54
A stetson? No, I'm pretty sure that's gay cowboy.Doublecheck with offdee.
guess the link effed up (or you pulled a switch on me)http://www.meyertheh...IJOB&dept_id=54
You mean a Flat Cap? The style of hat that all bald guys are wearing today, hipster or no? I see them everywhere here. Mostly with guys who are bald or balding. My grandfathers wore them, though they had hair. Sometimes called a "Drivers Cap", they were fashion pieces back in the day, dating back several hundred years. Now? Now they are cool alternatives to the baseball cap and are back in vogue in a big way. I'm sure I have 10 of them in storage from my grandfathers, but you can buy them brand new for probably $80-100.
An ivy cap?
 
'Big Papi said:
'bentley said:
'Reg Lllama of Brixton said:
What's this church crap?
Not sure, but if it leads to sex in dressing rooms, I need to start going more often.
:goodposting: And it's not real church. It's one of those crappy mega churches with stadium seating and a rock band and stuffHey, if that's what it takes :shrug:
Were I your exwife, I'd be more upset about this than any of your sexcapades. A mega church? Really? What's under this gal's head, if you don't mind me asking?
She's acting in one of their upcoming videos and wanted to get to know some of the people there.
 
'Big Papi said:
the dude that was sitting a couple seats away from us gets up to go and comes over to her and tells her not to go home with this ####### (pointing at me) tonight.
Did you clock him?
Yeah, that's weird. No attention to this aspect of the story, really? Seems like I could devote 7 pages to this alone. Should have at least followed him up to his room, gotten his room number and ordered drinks on his room tab all night. Or made late night phone calls to it all night long.

And who calls Guster a #######. He's so nice and reserved. Strange.
That's what I don't get. It was just her and I chatting at the bar. We weren't talking to anyone else there.

This guy was just sitting and drinking alone.

If I recall, I think his exact statement to her was "you don't want to go home with this guy, he's a real #######"

:lmao: cblock didn't work, buddy

 
'Big Papi said:
'bentley said:
'Reg Lllama of Brixton said:
What's this church crap?
Not sure, but if it leads to sex in dressing rooms, I need to start going more often.
:goodposting: And it's not real church. It's one of those crappy mega churches with stadium seating and a rock band and stuff

Hey, if that's what it takes :shrug:
Were I your exwife, I'd be more upset about this than any of your sexcapades. A mega church? Really? What's under this gal's head, if you don't mind me asking?
Some kind of titanium alloy contraption with the word HOOVER engraved on it.
:lmao:
 
'bentley said:
With Ryan Adams and the whole substance abuse thing, he's either brilliant or awful. Rare is the person who says they saw an average show.
He's sober now, which I'm guessing is the reason we weren't able to drink inside the show. I've been to other concerts at the venue and they've always allowed alcohol. This time they sent out an email and were telling everyone as they came in that there would be no drinks of any kind inside the show. I'm also curious if the sobriety helps him deliver a more consistent show. :shrug:
 
'Tiger Fan said:
'Crazy Canuck said:
'TigerFan said:
Just checking here, if I wear a hat like the one below...am I a hipster?http://www.meyerthehatter.com/meyer/product.asp?s_id=0&prod_name=CAPAS%2BLINEN%2BIVY%2BONE%2BPIECE%2BCAP%26amp%3Bpf_id%3DPAOHIDIKFCOIIJOB%26amp%3Bdept_id%3D54
A stetson? No, I'm pretty sure that's gay cowboy.Doublecheck with offdee.
guess the link effed up (or you pulled a switch on me)http://www.meyerthehatter.com/meyer/product.asp?s_id=0&prod_name=CAPAS+LINEN+IVY+ONE+PIECE+CAP&pf_id=PAOHIDIKFCOIIJOB&dept_id=54
You mean a Flat Cap? The style of hat that all bald guys are wearing today, hipster or no? I see them everywhere here. Mostly with guys who are bald or balding. My grandfathers wore them, though they had hair. Sometimes called a "Drivers Cap", they were fashion pieces back in the day, dating back several hundred years. Now? Now they are cool alternatives to the baseball cap and are back in vogue in a big way. I'm sure I have 10 of them in storage from my grandfathers, but you can buy them brand new for probably $80-100.
Yeah that. Cool, so I'm not a Hipster then
 
Dear Homer and others,

When you are scoping out women that you would like to learn more about, at what point do you ask to see ID to see her age? Being out of the routine for so long, my age-detection radar is not only uncalibrated but probably really out of date. While finding my own 22-year old spinner would be wonderful, hitting on the attractive girl that might need a date for the Senior Prom is not something I am ready to do. Those 4 years are hard for me to read in my advanced age.

YIC,

Bogart

 
Dear Homer and others,

When you are scoping out women that you would like to learn more about, at what point do you ask to see ID to see her age? Being out of the routine for so long, my age-detection radar is not only uncalibrated but probably really out of date. While finding my own 22-year old spinner would be wonderful, hitting on the attractive girl that might need a date for the Senior Prom is not something I am ready to do. Those 4 years are hard for me to read in my advanced age.

YIC,

Bogart
Offer her a drink. She cannot accept unless she is legally of age.
 
Dear Homer and others,

When you are scoping out women that you would like to learn more about, at what point do you ask to see ID to see her age? Being out of the routine for so long, my age-detection radar is not only uncalibrated but probably really out of date. While finding my own 22-year old spinner would be wonderful, hitting on the attractive girl that might need a date for the Senior Prom is not something I am ready to do. Those 4 years are hard for me to read in my advanced age.

YIC,

Bogart
Offer her a drink. She cannot accept unless she is legally of age.
Foolproof, I tell ya. Foolproof.
 
Dear Homer and others,

When you are scoping out women that you would like to learn more about, at what point do you ask to see ID to see her age? Being out of the routine for so long, my age-detection radar is not only uncalibrated but probably really out of date. While finding my own 22-year old spinner would be wonderful, hitting on the attractive girl that might need a date for the Senior Prom is not something I am ready to do. Those 4 years are hard for me to read in my advanced age.

YIC,

Bogart
cut her open and count the rings.I thought everyone did it that way?

 
Dear Homer and others,

When you are scoping out women that you would like to learn more about, at what point do you ask to see ID to see her age? Being out of the routine for so long, my age-detection radar is not only uncalibrated but probably really out of date. While finding my own 22-year old spinner would be wonderful, hitting on the attractive girl that might need a date for the Senior Prom is not something I am ready to do. Those 4 years are hard for me to read in my advanced age.

YIC,

Bogart
You think Homer cares?
 
Dear Homer and others,

When you are scoping out women that you would like to learn more about, at what point do you ask to see ID to see her age? Being out of the routine for so long, my age-detection radar is not only uncalibrated but probably really out of date. While finding my own 22-year old spinner would be wonderful, hitting on the attractive girl that might need a date for the Senior Prom is not something I am ready to do. Those 4 years are hard for me to read in my advanced age.

YIC,

Bogart
You think Homer cares?
I know he doesn't. I just figure I would take whatever advice he gives and do the opposite.
 
Oregon basketball sucks out loud. Not as much fun as Oregon football, but cool arena. Fun day with the wife and kids, but that basketball team is turrible. 23 turnovers? Wow.

Hope Cosjobs survived the miserable rain today. :unsure:
Another good day.Brunch at Veritable Quandary. REally classy, cool place. Worst name ever. Damn good breakfast

Back to the room for a cocktail

Afternoon showing of J Edgar at the Academy

Back to the room for a glass of wine

Happy Hour at Jake's Grill and then at Jakes Famous Crawfish

Back to the room for a reefer and a beer

Hoping to go see Melancholia at Laurelhurst. 50/50
WTF? Aren't you vacationing? Is this normal for other people? :unsure:

 
Oregon basketball sucks out loud. Not as much fun as Oregon football, but cool arena. Fun day with the wife and kids, but that basketball team is turrible. 23 turnovers? Wow.

Hope Cosjobs survived the miserable rain today. :unsure:
Another good day.Brunch at Veritable Quandary. REally classy, cool place. Worst name ever. Damn good breakfast

Back to the room for a cocktail

Afternoon showing of J Edgar at the Academy

Back to the room for a glass of wine

Happy Hour at Jake's Grill and then at Jakes Famous Crawfish

Back to the room for a reefer and a beer

Hoping to go see Melancholia at Laurelhurst. 50/50
WTF? Aren't you vacationing? Is this normal for other people? :unsure:
My wife thinks its absurd and refuses to join me.I love movies and visiting theaters, so I do it. I am a firm believer in doing things I enjoy while on holiday.

 
Oregon basketball sucks out loud. Not as much fun as Oregon football, but cool arena. Fun day with the wife and kids, but that basketball team is turrible. 23 turnovers? Wow.

Hope Cosjobs survived the miserable rain today. :unsure:
Another good day.Brunch at Veritable Quandary. REally classy, cool place. Worst name ever. Damn good breakfast

Back to the room for a cocktail

Afternoon showing of J Edgar at the Academy

Back to the room for a glass of wine

Happy Hour at Jake's Grill and then at Jakes Famous Crawfish

Back to the room for a reefer and a beer

Hoping to go see Melancholia at Laurelhurst. 50/50
WTF? Aren't you vacationing? Is this normal for other people? :unsure:
My wife thinks its absurd and refuses to join me.I love movies and visiting theaters, so I do it. I am a firm believer in doing things I enjoy while on holiday.
Bravo.
 
Dear Homer and others,

When you are scoping out women that you would like to learn more about, at what point do you ask to see ID to see her age? Being out of the routine for so long, my age-detection radar is not only uncalibrated but probably really out of date. While finding my own 22-year old spinner would be wonderful, hitting on the attractive girl that might need a date for the Senior Prom is not something I am ready to do. Those 4 years are hard for me to read in my advanced age.

YIC,

Bogart
Offer her a drink. She cannot accept unless she is legally of age.
Foolproof, I tell ya. Foolproof.
:lol: That's why those guys always bring wine coolers to the house on To Catch a Predator!!

 
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