GM's thread about nothing (31 Viewers)

[Guster]

My link

oh crap

Awesome.

that is incredible

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Dear Homer and others,

When you are scoping out women that you would like to learn more about, at what point do you ask to see ID to see her age? Being out of the routine for so long, my age-detection radar is not only uncalibrated but probably really out of date. While finding my own 22-year old spinner would be wonderful, hitting on the attractive girl that might need a date for the Senior Prom is not something I am ready to do. Those 4 years are hard for me to read in my advanced age.

YIC,

Bogart

You think Homer cares?

This. I'm a bartender, Bogey. I figure if they're in the place, they're either old enough to be there or adventurous enough that it doesn't matter.

 

[Crazy Canuck]

which is better? Early Fartbarf or more current Fartbarf?

Good question. Where does the Fartbarf virgin need to start within their catalog?

I listened to Fartbarf back when all they were IBSReflux. /Hipster CC

Before their bassist died choking on his own vomit barf, or after?*if your answer is "after," there's no need to reply.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

which is better? Early Fartbarf or more current Fartbarf?

Good question. Where does the Fartbarf virgin need to start within their catalog?

I listened to Fartbarf back when all they were IBSReflux. /Hipster CC

Before their bassist died choking on his own vomit barf, or after?*if your answer is "after," there's no need to reply.

Well played, sir.

 

[Guster]

My link

 

[Crazy Canuck]

So for my first semester back in grad school, I'm TAing another professor's class (which is awesome because it's easy work).

I just sat in on her first lecture.

Um, is it bad that she turned me on? She's in her 40s, very fit, funny, smart, pretty, and likes to joke about sex. I may have imagined plowing her from behind the lectern when she asked the class to define the word "slut."

Help.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

So for my first semester back in grad school, I'm TAing another professor's class (which is awesome because it's easy work). I just sat in on her first lecture. Um, is it bad that she turned me on? She's in her 40s, very fit, funny, smart, pretty, and likes to joke about sex. I may have imagined plowing her from behind the lectern when she asked the class to define the word "slut."Help.

Yeah, that's totally bad. There must be something wrong with you.

 

[Crazy Canuck]

So for my first semester back in grad school, I'm TAing another professor's class (which is awesome because it's easy work). I just sat in on her first lecture. Um, is it bad that she turned me on? She's in her 40s, very fit, funny, smart, pretty, and likes to joke about sex. I may have imagined plowing her from behind the lectern when she asked the class to define the word "slut."Help.

Yeah, that's totally bad. There must be something wrong with you.

:firstworldmaleproblems:

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Dear Homer and others,

When you are scoping out women that you would like to learn more about, at what point do you ask to see ID to see her age? Being out of the routine for so long, my age-detection radar is not only uncalibrated but probably really out of date. While finding my own 22-year old spinner would be wonderful, hitting on the attractive girl that might need a date for the Senior Prom is not something I am ready to do. Those 4 years are hard for me to read in my advanced age.

YIC,

Bogart

You think Homer cares?

This. I'm a bartender, Bogey. I figure if they're in the place, they're either old enough to be there or adventurous enough that it doesn't matter.

"Your Honor, the fact that she was able to procure a realistic looking fake ID card goes to show she was capable of making adult decisions. I move that the charges against my client be dismissed."

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

she asked the class to define the word "slut."

Hold up...is this the Children's Lit class?

 

[Crazy Canuck]

Also no fewer than 6 people in my first class confessed to being addicted to Skyrim.

One of them was the professor.

I'm fitting in here like a Red Herring inside a whale.

 

[urbanhack]

So for my first semester back in grad school, I'm TAing another professor's class (which is awesome because it's easy work). I just sat in on her first lecture. Um, is it bad that she turned me on? She's in her 40s, very fit, funny, smart, pretty, and likes to joke about sex. I may have imagined plowing her from behind the lectern when she asked the class to define the word "slut."Help.

Facebook link?Does your wife read this thread?

 

[Crazy Canuck]

she asked the class to define the word "slut."

Hold up...is this the Children's Lit class?

YES.On the one hand, I'm so relieved that she's cool and not some old crone.On the other hand, I'm going to be wearing my bookbag on my lap all semester to hide the evidence.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Dear Homer and others,

When you are scoping out women that you would like to learn more about, at what point do you ask to see ID to see her age? Being out of the routine for so long, my age-detection radar is not only uncalibrated but probably really out of date. While finding my own 22-year old spinner would be wonderful, hitting on the attractive girl that might need a date for the Senior Prom is not something I am ready to do. Those 4 years are hard for me to read in my advanced age.

YIC,

Bogart

You think Homer cares?

This. I'm a bartender, Bogey. I figure if they're in the place, they're either old enough to be there or adventurous enough that it doesn't matter.

"Your Honor, the fact that she was able to procure a realistic looking fake ID card goes to show she was capable of making adult decisions. I move that the charges against my client be dismissed."

PM me your address...gotta send you a retainer.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Also no fewer than 6 people in my first class confessed to being addicted to Skyrim.One of them was the professor.I'm fitting in here like a Red Herring inside a whale.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Dear Homer and others,

When you are scoping out women that you would like to learn more about, at what point do you ask to see ID to see her age? Being out of the routine for so long, my age-detection radar is not only uncalibrated but probably really out of date. While finding my own 22-year old spinner would be wonderful, hitting on the attractive girl that might need a date for the Senior Prom is not something I am ready to do. Those 4 years are hard for me to read in my advanced age.

YIC,

Bogart

You think Homer cares?

This. I'm a bartender, Bogey. I figure if they're in the place, they're either old enough to be there or adventurous enough that it doesn't matter.

"Your Honor, the fact that she was able to procure a realistic looking fake ID card goes to show she was capable of making adult decisions. I move that the charges against my client be dismissed."

PM me your address...gotta send you a retainer.

Did she leave it on your nightstand?

 

[Crazy Canuck]

So for my first semester back in grad school, I'm TAing another professor's class (which is awesome because it's easy work). I just sat in on her first lecture. Um, is it bad that she turned me on? She's in her 40s, very fit, funny, smart, pretty, and likes to joke about sex. I may have imagined plowing her from behind the lectern when she asked the class to define the word "slut."Help.

Facebook link?Does your wife read this thread?

No, Mrs. CC doesn't read this thread. This is definitely not FB material.I mean, I would tell her I think this woman is cute. But why bother her with this if there's no need? I'm pretty sure I should wait until I'm Gustering the prof in the parking lot. Then I tell the wife. And start a thread here about hiding money.

 

[Tecumseh]

Also no fewer than 6 people in my first class confessed to being addicted to Skyrim.One of them was the professor.I'm fitting in here like a Red Herring inside a whale.

Jesus. :spittake:

 

[General Malaise]

Dear Homer and others,

When you are scoping out women that you would like to learn more about, at what point do you ask to see ID to see her age? Being out of the routine for so long, my age-detection radar is not only uncalibrated but probably really out of date. While finding my own 22-year old spinner would be wonderful, hitting on the attractive girl that might need a date for the Senior Prom is not something I am ready to do. Those 4 years are hard for me to read in my advanced age.

YIC,

Bogart

You think Homer cares?

This. I'm a bartender, Bogey. I figure if they're in the place, they're either old enough to be there or adventurous enough that it doesn't matter.

"Your Honor, the fact that she was able to procure a realistic looking fake ID card goes to show she was capable of making adult decisions. I move that the charges against my client be dismissed."

PM me your address...gotta send you a retainer.

Did she leave it on your nightstand?

 

[urbanhack]

So for my first semester back in grad school, I'm TAing another professor's class (which is awesome because it's easy work). I just sat in on her first lecture. Um, is it bad that she turned me on? She's in her 40s, very fit, funny, smart, pretty, and likes to joke about sex. I may have imagined plowing her from behind the lectern when she asked the class to define the word "slut."Help.

Facebook link?Does your wife read this thread?

No, Mrs. CC doesn't read this thread. This is definitely not FB material.I mean, I would tell her I think this woman is cute. But why bother her with this if there's no need? I'm pretty sure I should wait until I'm Gustering the prof in the parking lot. Then I tell the wife. And start a thread here about hiding money.

No....link to teacher's FB page.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Dear Homer and others,

When you are scoping out women that you would like to learn more about, at what point do you ask to see ID to see her age? Being out of the routine for so long, my age-detection radar is not only uncalibrated but probably really out of date. While finding my own 22-year old spinner would be wonderful, hitting on the attractive girl that might need a date for the Senior Prom is not something I am ready to do. Those 4 years are hard for me to read in my advanced age.

YIC,

Bogart

You think Homer cares?

This. I'm a bartender, Bogey. I figure if they're in the place, they're either old enough to be there or adventurous enough that it doesn't matter.

"Your Honor, the fact that she was able to procure a realistic looking fake ID card goes to show she was capable of making adult decisions. I move that the charges against my client be dismissed."

PM me your address...gotta send you a retainer.

Did she leave it on your nightstand?

:golfclap:

 

[Crazy Canuck]

So for my first semester back in grad school, I'm TAing another professor's class (which is awesome because it's easy work). I just sat in on her first lecture. Um, is it bad that she turned me on? She's in her 40s, very fit, funny, smart, pretty, and likes to joke about sex. I may have imagined plowing her from behind the lectern when she asked the class to define the word "slut."Help.

Facebook link?Does your wife read this thread?

No, Mrs. CC doesn't read this thread. This is definitely not FB material.I mean, I would tell her I think this woman is cute. But why bother her with this if there's no need? I'm pretty sure I should wait until I'm Gustering the prof in the parking lot. Then I tell the wife. And start a thread here about hiding money.

No....link to teacher's FB page.

She either doesn't have one, or more likely, is "unsearchable." A lot of teachers choose this setting to keep current students from hassling them.

 

[Guster]

So for my first semester back in grad school, I'm TAing another professor's class (which is awesome because it's easy work).

I just sat in on her first lecture.

Um, is it bad that she turned me on? She's in her 40s, very fit, funny, smart, pretty, and likes to joke about sex. I may have imagined plowing her from behind the lectern when she asked the class to define the word "slut."

Help.

Facebook link?Does your wife read this thread?

No, Mrs. CC doesn't read this thread. This is definitely not FB material.I mean, I would tell her I think this woman is cute. But why bother her with this if there's no need? I'm pretty sure I should wait until I'm Gustering the prof in the parking lot. Then I tell the wife. And start a thread here about hiding money.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

anybody know anything about life insurance? Is there any drawback or argument against AAA's Direct Term Life Insurance? Seems cheap and easy for $200K....no medical exam. Anybody?This would be for my wife, not me.

Start hiding arsenic?

that post kinda does smell a lot like "i'm planning on killing my wife"...I'M NOT!!! She just doesn't have any at present time and I can call my agents and have her go through my policies and take medical exams,etc...or I can do this cheaper AAA version that came in the mail today. Just want to ensure there's no issues with this cheap AAA insurance. Figured a lot the posters in here have life insurance on their wives. (Sacamano, HI!)

That's the kind of thing that establishes motive. Such an amateur.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

the dude that was sitting a couple seats away from us gets up to go and comes over to her and tells her not to go home with this ####### (pointing at me) tonight.

Did you clock him?

Yeah, that's weird. No attention to this aspect of the story, really? Seems like I could devote 7 pages to this alone. Should have at least followed him up to his room, gotten his room number and ordered drinks on his room tab all night. Or made late night phone calls to it all night long.

And who calls Guster a #######. He's so nice and reserved. Strange.

That's what I don't get. It was just her and I chatting at the bar. We weren't talking to anyone else there.

This guy was just sitting and drinking alone.

If I recall, I think his exact statement to her was "you don't want to go home with this guy, he's a real #######"

cblock didn't work, buddy

You said something he overheard and didn't like.Or he got a job and got cleaned up and off the streets awfully quickly.

 

[Osaurus]

Good afternoon closet and non-closet hipsters.

ETA: 1,337!!!!

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Good afternoon closet and non-closet hipsters.ETA: 1,347!!!!

Is there an age limit on being a hipster?I mean is there a line where you're not really a hipster you're just wearing old clothes of yours that you found in storage?

 

[General Malaise]

Good afternoon closet and non-closet hipsters.ETA: 1,347!!!!

Is there an age limit on being a hipster?I mean is there a line where you're not really a hipster you're just wearing old clothes of yours that you found in storage?

Yeah....like, i have really tight jeans, but it's because I'm fat and too cheap to buy ones that fit. Hipster or just lardass?

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Good afternoon closet and non-closet hipsters.ETA: 1,347!!!!

Is there an age limit on being a hipster?I mean is there a line where you're not really a hipster you're just wearing old clothes of yours that you found in storage?

Yeah....like, i have really tight jeans, but it's because I'm fat and too cheap to buy ones that fit. Hipster or just lardass?

Exactly. Or the corduroy blazer that I wore for my senior picture?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I'd like to thank you all for giving me, for the first time in my life, some semblance of an idea what a hipster is.

 

[Annyong]

she took my son her cousins house. claims these shoes will help him learn how to walk faster. wtmf?

 

[Osaurus]

Good afternoon closet and non-closet hipsters.ETA: 1,347!!!!

Is there an age limit on being a hipster?I mean is there a line where you're not really a hipster you're just wearing old clothes of yours that you found in storage?

Forgot to exclude you. Apologies.

 

[Osaurus]

she took my son her cousins house. claims these shoes will help him learn how to walk faster. wtmf?

Wax on...wax off

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

she took my son her cousins house. claims these shoes will help him learn how to walk faster. wtmf?

What did they bring home from Olive Garden?

 

[urbanhack]

My hipster story. So I work with a couple of guys that are truly hipsters. No car. Bike every where. tight clothes....all that good stuff. One of the guys has actually turned out to be a pretty good friend. (here is their family bike) So he and his wife have this crazy holiday party every year in December. I've never gone in the past due to it falling on the same night as our company holiday party. Well last year (2010)my friend invited us and we decided to go.

Upon arrival it was like making it into a super secret frat party in college, only this time it was with people you'd probably never want to hang with. There were at least 25 to 30 bikes locked up out front. We walked in and got a few stares, but located my buddy and his wife and delivered their gift (six pack of some IPA). We grabbed a beer and made our way to the living room where we could get a bird's eye view of everything. My lady immediately took her camera out and started snapping incognito photos of the empty PBR cans on all the tables. It seriously felt like we were on the inside, like we had just made it to the official hipster underground.

We only stayed for about an hour or so as it began to get pretty raunchy in there. Nobody came up to talk to us and we tried listening to some conversations, but we could never tell what they were talking about. We passed on this year's party, but will definitely go back next year where I'll try to snag some video and snap some photos.

 

[Thorn]

Dear Homer and others,

When you are scoping out women that you would like to learn more about, at what point do you ask to see ID to see her age? Being out of the routine for so long, my age-detection radar is not only uncalibrated but probably really out of date. While finding my own 22-year old spinner would be wonderful, hitting on the attractive girl that might need a date for the Senior Prom is not something I am ready to do. Those 4 years are hard for me to read in my advanced age.

YIC,

Bogart

You think Homer cares?

This. I'm a bartender, Bogey. I figure if they're in the place, they're either old enough to be there or adventurous enough that it doesn't matter.

"Your Honor, the fact that she was able to procure a realistic looking fake ID card goes to show she was capable of making adult decisions. I move that the charges against my client be dismissed."

PM me your address...gotta send you a retainer.

Did she leave it on your nightstand?

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

My hipster story. So I work with a couple of guys that are truly hipsters. No car. Bike every where. tight clothes....all that good stuff. One of the guys has actually turned out to be a pretty good friend. (here is their family bike) So he and his wife have this crazy holiday party every year in December. I've never gone in the past due to it falling on the same night as our company holiday party. Well last year (2010)my friend invited us and we decided to go.

Upon arrival it was like making it into a super secret frat party in college, only this time it was with people you'd probably never want to hang with. There were at least 25 to 30 bikes locked up out front. We walked in and got a few stares, but located my buddy and his wife and delivered their gift (six pack of some IPA). We grabbed a beer and made our way to the living room where we could get a bird's eye view of everything. My lady immediately took her camera out and started snapping incognito photos of the empty PBR cans on all the tables. It seriously felt like we were on the inside, like we had just made it to the official hipster underground.

We only stayed for about an hour or so as it began to get pretty raunchy in there. Nobody came up to talk to us and we tried listening to some conversations, but we could never tell what they were talking about. We passed on this year's party, but will definitely go back next year where I'll try to snag some video and snap some photos.

hipster stench?

 

[Thorn]

she took my son her cousins house. claims these shoes will help him learn how to walk faster. wtmf?

Christ"Mom, why you put paddles on mah feet? You no love me?"

 

[urbanhack]

My hipster story. So I work with a couple of guys that are truly hipsters. No car. Bike every where. tight clothes....all that good stuff. One of the guys has actually turned out to be a pretty good friend. (here is their family bike) So he and his wife have this crazy holiday party every year in December. I've never gone in the past due to it falling on the same night as our company holiday party. Well last year (2010)my friend invited us and we decided to go.

Upon arrival it was like making it into a super secret frat party in college, only this time it was with people you'd probably never want to hang with. There were at least 25 to 30 bikes locked up out front. We walked in and got a few stares, but located my buddy and his wife and delivered their gift (six pack of some IPA). We grabbed a beer and made our way to the living room where we could get a bird's eye view of everything. My lady immediately took her camera out and started snapping incognito photos of the empty PBR cans on all the tables. It seriously felt like we were on the inside, like we had just made it to the official hipster underground.

We only stayed for about an hour or so as it began to get pretty raunchy in there. Nobody came up to talk to us and we tried listening to some conversations, but we could never tell what they were talking about. We passed on this year's party, but will definitely go back next year where I'll try to snag some video and snap some photos.

hipster stench?

YES

 

[urbanhack]

Our favorite hipster restaurant

 

[Annyong]

she took my son her cousins house. claims these shoes will help him learn how to walk faster. wtmf?

What did they bring home from Olive Garden?

i don't allow that crap in my house. uppity rant uppity ranthopeully some breadsticks.

 

[Annyong]

she took my son her cousins house. claims these shoes will help him learn how to walk faster. wtmf?

Christ"Mom, why you put paddles on mah feet? You no love me?"

i had the same look on my face when she sent me the pic

 

[Crazy Canuck]

I'd like to thank you all for giving me, for the first time in my life, some semblance of an idea what a hipster is.

No problem. Just think of me, then imagine the exact opposite.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Our favorite hipster restaurant

good sandwiches.

 

[wadegarrett]

My hipster story. So I work with a couple of guys that are truly hipsters. No car. Bike every where. tight clothes....all that good stuff. One of the guys has actually turned out to be a pretty good friend. (here is their family bike) So he and his wife have this crazy holiday party every year in December. I've never gone in the past due to it falling on the same night as our company holiday party. Well last year (2010)my friend invited us and we decided to go.

Upon arrival it was like making it into a super secret frat party in college, only this time it was with people you'd probably never want to hang with. There were at least 25 to 30 bikes locked up out front. We walked in and got a few stares, but located my buddy and his wife and delivered their gift (six pack of some IPA). We grabbed a beer and made our way to the living room where we could get a bird's eye view of everything. My lady immediately took her camera out and started snapping incognito photos of the empty PBR cans on all the tables. It seriously felt like we were on the inside, like we had just made it to the official hipster underground.

We only stayed for about an hour or so as it began to get pretty raunchy in there. Nobody came up to talk to us and we tried listening to some conversations, but we could never tell what they were talking about. We passed on this year's party, but will definitely go back next year where I'll try to snag some video and snap some photos.

save the IPA...bring the PBR

 

[General Malaise]

Our favorite hipster restaurant

Actually looks great. But what is Seitan?

 

[urbanhack]

Our favorite hipster restaurant

Actually looks great. But what is Seitan?

The food is outstanding. Seitan = "Seitan is derived from the protein portion of wheat. It stands in for meat in many recipes and works so well that a number of vegetarians avoid it because the texture is too "meaty.""

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Our favorite hipster restaurant

Actually looks great. But what is Seitan?

The food is outstanding. Seitan = "Seitan is derived from the protein portion of wheat. It stands in for meat in many recipes and works so well that a number of vegetarians avoid it because the texture is too "meaty.""

oh FTS

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Our favorite hipster restaurant

Actually looks great. But what is Seitan?

The food is outstanding. Seitan = "Seitan is derived from the protein portion of wheat. It stands in for meat in many recipes and works so well that a number of vegetarians avoid it because the texture is too "meaty.""

WTF?

 

[shuke]

Our favorite hipster restaurant

Why is that considered "hipster"?