GM's thread about nothing (8 Viewers)

[Frostillicus]

Wife told me she was making burgers for dinner tonight. I came home and took a bite and wondered why they tasted weird and thought they must have been seasoned weird. Took a second bite and realized they were some sort of meatless burger. Between this and the $275 income I'm wondering what exactly are legit grounds for divorce.

Did she win a meatless raffle?

Yes, years ago.

Hey now

 

[Thorn]

Thorn and cos on the board early in the Red Sox pool

 

[Thorn]

Breaking news: Great American Ball Park now sells beer until the 9th inning.

Shuke> I will be in Cincinnatah on Monday, May 6 if you would like to catch the game against the Braves. Perhaps then we can finally clear the last hurdle to becoming Facebook friends.

Lmao.

Good stuff.

Best night of your life. http://oi50.tinypic.com/b51oat.jpg

My link

LMAO

perfect

 

[Disco Stu]

One hour from now, Uni and I will be headed to the Rangers home opener.

Forecast calls for sunny and 62 at first pitch.

 

[UniAlias]

One hour from now, Uni and I will be headed to the Rangers home opener. Forecast calls for sunny and 62 at first pitch.

Premaking excuses for either pathetic tired behavior or belligerent annoying drunkenness.. Yesterday did the whole brewery day thing which consisted of 12 hours of craft beer drinking, then I stayed up until 5AM getting really high and watching movies (slap it high?). Kind of feeling like a zombie now, but hoping to rally and do some solid ballpark drinking.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Wife told me she was making burgers for dinner tonight. I came home and took a bite and wondered why they tasted weird and thought they must have been seasoned weird. Took a second bite and realized they were some sort of meatless burger. Between this and the $275 income I'm wondering what exactly are legit grounds for divorce.

Dude

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I think I've committed to too much TV.

Walking Dead (meh)

Breaking Bad (great)

Bates Motel (no clue)

Game of Thrones (great)

Revolution (doo-doo)

Hannibal (no clue)

The Following (looks stupid)

The Killing (meaty oaker)

The Office (used to be good)

Those are all good shows. No mad men?Mine:Justified / SoABreaking badBomb GirlsMad men

Forgot about Justified. Never started Mad Men. Looks pretty boring.

Also have the all of the Americans recorded but don't know if I'll ever get to them.

Plus Hell on Wheels. (Meh)

The Americans is watchable.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

One hour from now, Uni and I will be headed to the Rangers home opener. Forecast calls for sunny and 62 at first pitch.

Premaking excuses for either pathetic tired behavior or belligerent annoying drunkenness.. Yesterday did the whole brewery day thing which consisted of 12 hours of craft beer drinking, then I stayed up until 5AM getting really high and watching movies (slap it high?). Kind of feeling like a zombie now, but hoping to rally and do some solid ballpark drinking.

Sounds like a damn good day.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

http://i.imgur.com/VK75ood.gif

 

[BigJohn]

I was surprised to see this on the Walmart shelves... wut?

Illegal in Virginia.

Mandatory in West Virginia.

 

[proninja]

The Americans is watchable.

Changed your tune on this?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Thorn and cos on the board early in the Red Sox pool

Stupid Vernon Wells.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

One hour from now, Uni and I will be headed to the Rangers home opener. Forecast calls for sunny and 62 at first pitch.

Premaking excuses for either pathetic tired behavior or belligerent annoying drunkenness.. Yesterday did the whole brewery day thing which consisted of 12 hours of craft beer drinking, then I stayed up until 5AM getting really high and watching movies (slap it high?). Kind of feeling like a zombie now, but hoping to rally and do some solid ballpark drinking.

Zombies can drink too.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

How the hell do you insert a link the way we used to? "My Link"?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

http://i.imgur.com/FKyq4yA.gif

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

http://i.imgur.com/FKyq4yA.gif

My heckling would be off the charts.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

http://i.imgur.com/FKyq4yA.gif

My heckling would be off the charts.

Article: http://offthebench.nbcsports.com/2011/06/15/herm-edewards-blasts-woman-who-stole-baseball-from-little-girl-you-cant-be-the-bully-anymore/

"Another commenter said that people in that section booed the woman for a full five minutes."

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

http://i.imgur.com/FKyq4yA.gif

My heckling would be off the charts.

Article: http://offthebench.nbcsports.com/2011/06/15/herm-edewards-blasts-woman-who-stole-baseball-from-little-girl-you-cant-be-the-bully-anymore/

"Another commenter said that people in that section booed the woman for a full five minutes."

I would make her cry and likely spill my beer/nachos/malt cup on her.

 

[Mr.Pack]

How the hell do you insert a link the way we used to? "My Link"?

Type out "My Link", then highlight it, then click on the "Link" button. paste your web address in and click OK.

Walla

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Test

Sweet!

 

[heckmanm]

Austin is awesome. it's big enough that we have "stuff" but small enough that things don't feel like a huge faceless city. One of my favorite things is the morning news on FOX7 which features one of the hottest women I've ever seen in person and lots of WTF stories. This morning they had a reporter at the racetrack south of town. It's a half-mile track. The reporter was riding along live with a driver. The camera was a still shot from the side of the track so the film was basically a car driving in circles, and since it was a half mile (short) track and anyone who has been to a race knows you can't really tell how fast they are going on TV, it really was unremarkable. Even better, the in-car mic for the reporter wasn't working so the entire segment was about 90 seconds of a white car driving around in circles at an empty race track.

I'm going to need a name here on the reporter. Don't catch much morning news.

On this page?

 

[krista4]

Krista, I'll be in Jackson for 5 days - have wheels. Have a meeting with the investment committee at Millsaps Monday at 1:30pm. Have obligations Th/F/Sa....sooooooooo....Sunday, wanna get mugged or something in downtown Memphis?

Which Sunday are we talking about?

 

[babydemon90]

hi

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

hi

Whodis?

 

[Idiot Boxer]

hi

Hey babyd.

 

[krista4]

Robbie Cooper just showed up on my Twitter feed on the same side of an issue as my company. I may have to look for a new line of work.

Speaking of social media, I keep meaning to tell you that about a week ago our company announced that we were ditching Yammer. Or maybe I already told you this. I'm losing track.

 

[krista4]

Krista, I'll be in Jackson for 5 days - have wheels. Have a meeting with the investment committee at Millsaps Monday at 1:30pm. Have obligations Th/F/Sa....sooooooooo....Sunday, wanna get mugged or something in downtown Memphis?

Which Sunday are we talking about?

Looks like you meant this Sunday. IN.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I reached my quota of likes for the day. Save all of your funny #### for tomorrow please, tia.

 

[Thorn]

My candlepin bowling team clinched its first ever championship even though there's a week left in the season. Yours truly came through in the clutch, scoring his first ever 300+ night with a 90-114-106. Pretty sure I need to post this in woz's reasonable athletic achievement thread.

 

[Crazy Canuck]

hi

Hey babyd.

Hey babyD. Pull up a chair, grab a beer, stick around for awhile.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I reached my quota of likes for the day. Save all of your funny #### for tomorrow please, tia.

Man, I had some good ones, too.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

My candlepin bowling team clinched its first ever championship even though there's a week left in the season. Yours truly came through in the clutch, scoring his first ever 300+ night with a 90-114-106. Pretty sure I need to post this in woz's reasonable athletic achievement thread.

What is candlepin bowling?

 

[Joe T]

One hour from now, Uni and I will be headed to the Rangers home opener.

Forecast calls for sunny and 62 at first pitch.

Go Rangers.

Holland looking good so far.

F Hamilton.

 

[Joe T]

I reached my quota of likes for the day. Save all of your funny #### for tomorrow please, tia.

Fok, I only got like 3 likes today. Must have pissed off the powers that be.

 

[UOFI_316]

My candlepin bowling team clinched its first ever championship even though there's a week left in the season. Yours truly came through in the clutch, scoring his first ever 300+ night with a 90-114-106. Pretty sure I need to post this in woz's reasonable athletic achievement thread.

What is candlepin bowling?

I assume it has less than 10 pins or 10 frames if a grown man is only knocking down 100 per game

 

[EYLive]

Wife told me she was making burgers for dinner tonight. I came home and took a bite and wondered why they tasted weird and thought they must have been seasoned weird. Took a second bite and realized they were some sort of meatless burger. Between this and the $275 income I'm wondering what exactly are legit grounds for divorce.

Did she win a meatless raffle?

Yes, years ago.

Hey now

HAHAHAHA! *Like

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Headed to Denver tomorrow for a week. Drifter, any recommendations?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Oh wait, was just able to like again...carry on.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

My candlepin bowling team clinched its first ever championship even though there's a week left in the season. Yours truly came through in the clutch, scoring his first ever 300+ night with a 90-114-106. Pretty sure I need to post this in woz's reasonable athletic achievement thread.

What is candlepin bowling?

I assume it has less than 10 pins or 10 frames if a grown man is only knocking down 100 per game

 

[krista4]

I reached my quota of likes for the day. Save all of your funny #### for tomorrow please, tia.

On it.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Ok, I burned through that like too. Now I'm out again. Are they allocated every few mins or what?

 

[EYLive]

I have more Likes to give away than there are posts that I actually like. :TGIF:

 

[EYLive]

Ok, I burned through that like too. Now I'm out again. Are they allocated every few mins or what?

How many warning points do you have?

You get 20 Likes per hour - minus your warning points.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Headed to Denver tomorrow for a week. Drifter, any recommendations?

Drop in on Swires?

 

[Thorn]

My candlepin bowling team clinched its first ever championship even though there's a week left in the season. Yours truly came through in the clutch, scoring his first ever 300+ night with a 90-114-106. Pretty sure I need to post this in woz's reasonable athletic achievement thread.

What is candlepin bowling?

It's ten-pin bowling but with little balls and skinny pins. New England/Canadian Maritime thing.

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[Thorn]

My candlepin bowling team clinched its first ever championship even though there's a week left in the season. Yours truly came through in the clutch, scoring his first ever 300+ night with a 90-114-106. Pretty sure I need to post this in woz's reasonable athletic achievement thread.

What is candlepin bowling?

I assume it has less than 10 pins or 10 frames if a grown man is only knocking down 100 per game

Hey I'm heavier than flysack. Probably not taller though.

 

[Frostillicus]

My candlepin bowling team clinched its first ever championship even though there's a week left in the season. Yours truly came through in the clutch, scoring his first ever 300+ night with a 90-114-106. Pretty sure I need to post this in woz's reasonable athletic achievement thread.

What is candlepin bowling?

It's ten-pin bowling but with little balls and skinny pins. New England/Canadian Maritime thing.

Fake

 

[Thorn]

I have more Likes to give away than there are posts that I actually like. :TGIF:

Likes may become a commodity.

 

[Drifter]

Headed to Denver tomorrow for a week. Drifter, any recommendations?

Rockies/Avs/Nuggets obviously

I'm a little out of touch with what might be hip but the old standbys are as follows:

Breckenridge Brewery by Coors Field

Falling Rock Tavern (mega beers on tap) by Coors Field.

Any place with a rooftop deck in LoDo on a Sunny afternoon

Duffy's Cherry Cricket in Cherry Creek for great burgers

Benny's on 6th avenue for good Mexican and Tequila

Head up to Boulder and do some hiking around Chatauqua Park. Stunning in the Spring.

Take a walk around the CU campus while you're there and check out the coeds. Stunning in the Spring

Go check our Red Rocks just to see it.

Golf at Arrowhead or Fossil Trace or both

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Ok, I burned through that like too. Now I'm out again. Are they allocated every few mins or what?

How many warning points do you have?

You get 20 Likes per hour - minus your warning points.

I have two. Thanks. I guess I'll just wait for them to build up again before RUNNING WILD.