GM's thread about nothing (59 Viewers)

[Abraham]

at this being a fourth round pick and :finger: to everyone who made this possible... which is pretty much all of you.

4.10 Sam Bradfored

For a guy that rides a pogo stick to work, you sure are serious bidness about magic football!

 

[General Malaise]

Dude, make all the picks you want.

But if I see you in those Tony Lamas and shorts again, I'm gonna fly up there and beat the sense back into you.

I can't get my feet out of them.

 

[cosjobs]

Pickup the hangout call #####es

 

[YSR]

cosjobs and I having some epic chat right now. #####es.

 

[cosjobs]

Live lactation action = best hangout yet

 

[AhrnCityPahnder]

NOTE TO UNSUSPECTING IFRIENDS: DO NOT ACCEPT A TROJAN HORSE PHONE CALL WHILE YOU ARE DROPPING TEH DEUCE

I thought I was just joining a chat.

 

[AhrnCityPahnder]

also, cliftons notes on the past 240 pages here?

 

[Idiot Boxer]

4.11 Es Pipi selects...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USeLDrWIcyY

 

[cosjobs]

NOTE TO UNSUSPECTING IFRIENDS: DO NOT ACCEPT A TROJAN HORSE PHONE CALL WHILE YOU ARE DROPPING TEH DEUCE

I thought I was just joining a chat.

That was a little awkward.

Do you always wear such filthy underwear?

 

[AhrnCityPahnder]

yes.

 

[cosjobs]

I am ready to pick. I'll do it live when we get six people in the hangout

 

[Guster]

Our next pick - DO NOT OPEN!!!!111

 

[YSR]

NOTE TO UNSUSPECTING IFRIENDS: DO NOT ACCEPT A TROJAN HORSE PHONE CALL WHILE YOU ARE DROPPING TEH DEUCE

I thought I was just joining a chat.

Sorry.

 

[Guster]

4.11 Es Pipi selects...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USeLDrWIcyY

Love it!!

FYI - the bird is in the air... Be on the look out

 

[Abraham]

Stopped in to the chat for a moment while peeing. Having an epic fight with wife. Will be back later. And drunk.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

4.11 Es Pipi selects...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USeLDrWIcyY

Love it!!

FYI - the bird is in the air... Be on the look out

Thanks Guster!!!

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Headed to Houston for a buddys bday party tonight. Starting at House of Blues. May jump on stage and do some impromptu announcing. Borka Borka.

Your Delta Tau Chi name is now "Fozzy".

Do me! Do me!

Your Delta Tau Chi name is "Humbert2".

I accept.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

4.11 Es Pipi selects...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USeLDrWIcyY

Nicely done. Clean floors too!

 

[T Bell]

My 90 year old neighbor Tex gave me his Tony Lama cowboy boots today as a gift for mowing his yard (and his feet swell too much to wear them). He bought 'em years ago when he was in El Paso, which is where he's from originally. Turns out his wife's father (Tex's FIL) was Tony Lama's lawyer for years. Probably doesn't mean a whole lot to most of you, but that's big business in Texas. Berkshire Hathaway now owns Tony Lama's boots.

I haven't owned cowboy boots since I was a kid. I bet I could out-hipster Stu and Flysack if I started wearing those with shorts.

Wear them with jorts.

 

[shuke]

5 day update?

Situation between my wife and MIL has completely deteriorated. Don't feel like getting into it now, just need to say #### THIS ####.

 

[T Bell]

4.11 Es Pipi selects...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USeLDrWIcyY

Jeebus, that looked like 10W30 you were swigging.

 

[Abraham]

5 day update?

Situation between my wife and MIL has completely deteriorated. Don't feel like getting into it now, just need to say #### THIS ####.

My wife had me tell my mom that her phone was broken two weeks ago so they wouldn't have to talk. Nevermind that my house is a hotbed of technology and I have a dozen phones laying around. Mom is getting suspicious and wife doesn't care. So, "hey shuke!"

 

[Guster]

5 day update?

Situation between my wife and MIL has completely deteriorated. Don't feel like getting into it now, just need to say #### THIS ####.

If you ever need to grab a drink, lemme know

 

[Idiot Boxer]

4.11 Es Pipi selects...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USeLDrWIcyY

Jeebus, that looked like 10W30 you were swigging.

Woodford Reserve

 

[cosjobs]

Aight

Drugstore Cowboys take Matt Schaub QB

 

[Tiger Fan]

Someday, when I'm cold and dead, Mrs. TF will find out my username on this place, spend a long night poking around and remember that night when I turned out down for guaranteed multiple color dots (use the search function babe!) so I could craft my shot video.

(this is why I was laughing while I was looking at my phone....don't waste all the life insurance money!)

 

[Guster]

Aight

Drugstore Cowboys take Matt Schaub QB

Where's the shot??

 

[Abraham]

Someday, when I'm cold and dead, Mrs. TF will find out my username on this place, spend a long night poking around and remember that night when I turned out down for guaranteed multiple color dots (use the search function babe!) so I could craft my shot video.

(this is why I was laughing while I was looking at my phone....don't waste all the life insurance money!)

One day my wife will do the same and realize that I wasn't nearly as friendless as she thought.

 

[Drifter]

Do i have to put on a shirt to get into the Google + hangout?

No, but can you teach me how to link to a video I make of myself in there? Also, can you go in Scrabble?

I figured it out and did it in about 45 minutes on YouTube.

Had I figured it out before I did the video, it would have been less than 5.

I had a similar experience last night. You definitely wantto get your #### together before you do a video

 

[Frostillicus]

are we up?

 

[Tecumseh]

4.13 Vag head Hummus men select Ryan Matthews

 

[-fish-]

I'm not sure partnering up two of the biggest drunks here was a great idea. Handing back over to stryker

 

[-fish-]

4.13 Vag head Hummus men select Ryan Matthews

So glad we don't have that POS

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

4.13 Vag head Hummus men select Ryan Matthews

So glad we don't have that POS

Perfect fit for the vag faces.

 

[Abraham]

How cute. There is a wnba all star game.

 

[Frostillicus]

What's his face the Tampa QB & Hakeem Nicks.

 

[Tecumseh]

going to have to wait for Bob for the next pick.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

"Oh me? Just hangin with cos at the hangout. Don't be jelly."

 

[Homer J Simpson]

F### Montauk.

 

[Frostillicus]

F### Montauk.

Yeah!

 

[cosjobs]

Anyone not in the hangout is stupider than fish

 

[Frostillicus]

I can't do the hangout thing apparently. My TV is too new.

 

[General Malaise]

4.09 Stinky Fingers - Jay Cutler - QB - CHI
4.10 Elderly Anoos Aids - Sam Bradford - QB - STL
4.11 Es Pipi - Monte Meat Ball - RB - DEN
4.12 Drugstore Cowboys - Matt Schaub - QB - HOU
4.13 Vag Head Hummus Men - Ryan Matthews - RB - SD
4.14 Oildale Meat Raffle- Josh Freeman - QB - TB

5.01 Oildale Meat Raffle - Hakeem Nicks - WR -NYG
5.02 Vag Head Hummus Men OTC
5.03 Drugstore Cowboys
5.04 Es Pipi
5.05 Elderly Anoos Aids
5.06 Stinky Fingers
5.07 PowerAids

 

[Frostillicus]

Josh Freeman. I ####### knew it.

 

[Frostillicus]

You people are getting too weird. I may need to just bail on this thread. I feel like my weird social #### is acting up.

 

[Limp Ditka]

going to have to wait for Bob for the next pick.

Bob's out squandering the riches of our trifecta riches.

 

[-fish-]

Anyone not in the hangout is stupider than fish

That may not be true. I could be way stupider.

 

[cosjobs]

intercontinental shot video in hangout in 90 seconds

 

[Limp Ditka]

going to have to wait for Bob for the next pick.

Bob's out squandering the riches of our trifecta riches.

riches of riches?

Who drank too much drank tonight?

That's right....this guy!

 

[T Bell]

What's the hangout?