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GM's thread about nothing (12 Viewers)
- Thread starter General Malaise
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Fuller
Footballguy
just went to see my mother who has been admitted to the ICU with pneumonia and elevated whatevers that point to possible minor heart attack. Pulmonary doc wants to run a scope down her throat to check for any issues in her lungs which would require sedation. My mother freaks out over the idea of being anesthetized in fear she won't wake up. Should be a fun next few days.
DA RAIDERS
Footballguy
In for 2 squares
General Malaise
Footballguy
Bob Sacamano said:
also, 5 day recap?
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Leeroy Jenkins
Footballguy
Any jimtan preferred moving companies for a 300 mile move?
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
Tie everything to hot-air balloons, trust in God for everything to work out and get there.
Ignoramus
Footballguy
I'm sure krista can put together a breakdown of her top 10 depending upon which regions you're moving from and to.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
I would like to buy all of the squares.
-fish-
Footballguy
-fish-
Footballguy
Notorious T.R.E.
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Still time, imoT Bell said:You should have sent, "Happy Birthday MLK!"St. Louis Bob said:Some nitwit replied all to the school closure e-mail this morning. Considering this is the entire Wentzville School District and not just the boys school, it had to be sent to thousands of people. His e-mail read, "I heard the school was locked down last week. How come I wasn't notified of this?!".
Of course none of the schools in the WSD were locked down, it was Kirkwood.
Great shtick. Walnutz, was that you?
Notorious T.R.E.
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I set up an account a few months ago and rated a whole bunch of books that I've read. Haven't gone back though. Maybe I can remember to do so after I'm done with my current book.T Bell said:
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Officer Pete Malloy said:Those giant logs came out of a yippy dog?St. Louis Bob said:-fish- said:
SORRY I don't sit around watching TV all of the time!!!!
It was just such a random comment. Dickmitten.
Guster, in for squares.
Also, I took this is about 5-6 houses up from me. I'm sure he put this sign up because there is some jagoff down the street that "walks" his yippy dogs by letting them roam free and crap where they want. Of course he doesn't bother picking it up. I'm about to punch him in his fat face myself. This looks like a bigger dog decided to screw with him though.
I can relate to this.-fish- said:
Thank God right?Officer Pete Malloy said:
Looks like it. Either way,This all because of Japan?Bob Sacamano said:
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
TRE> you died in Euro Survivor. 
Frostillicus
Footballguy
2 sqrs
General Malaise
Footballguy
That's part of it. Slowing rates of production is another. Brokerage firms are out now pounding the table that uranium prices have to head higher (thanks guys) and cite a bunch of reasons, but Japan is definitely part of that. Secondary supply in the form of Russian material is gone, more reactors being built world wide....plus you have a whole lot of cheap stocks out there just ripe for the taking. I sent you a piece from Raymond James...This all because of Japan?Bob Sacamano said:
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
GM: How much for two squares of uranium?
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
-SLB's prostate let him sleep for an entire night once. It was the middle aged man's equivalent to finishing an Ironman while having sex. Gold Medal sleep. Congrats!
-Frosti is going into the ice business with TF
-JoeT and shuke tied the knot
-Drifter's MIL needs thoprawishes
-Homer is watching Twin Peaks, which I assume means he's graduated to high school girls
-Buffalo Wild Wings did something that caused Tre to use the word draconian in a sentence. I'm not sure I'm ever going to recover from that one.
-Uruk ####ed that married chick and failed to provide sufficient details
-SLB was offered Packdaughter and her friends in exchange for listening to them sing and refused. I haven't seen pics or slo-mo replays yet, but with no booze allowed it was probably the needful
-krista sold Marshawn Lynch's house in Seattle before she even bought it and is moving to Mozambique
-Abe's finding out what it's like when he's not the crazy one in the house
-Some people bet on the Broncos getting points. Some other people bet on the Seahawks getting points. The people betting the big money may have moved the line. Or maybe not, if you're a Seattle Rams fan.
-Tre's SIL's cousin's brother's uncle's sister went down on him at 31 flavors. I guess it's pretty serious
-stryker had a puking kid and frosti was getting recreational sex because he could start, finish, and have her back in OMAHA inside of 15 minutes
-Tanner's mom disproved the Eerie Doctrine (WAAAAAAAAAA!)
-Tecumseh had to go to court to provide an alibi for George Zimmer when some HS chippie was kidnapped from a hiking trail
-Bartenders are dishonest ###holes, so always order a bottle of beer or a Screaming Viking
-Some kids in the neighborhood showed off their hatchet wounds to SLB
-Frosti got a cake from Bob
-YRS craps 15 pound babies
-shuke tried to kill some lady in the 15 items or less lane at the movie theatre. Theater? Whatever. They were intimate and he gave her gout. The lesson is, don't ever go out into crowds. CROWDS!
-bentley is going to be my new personal trainer. Philosophical alignment and all that bull####
-EG72 and Tufnel are being recruited here to make Cincinnati (non?)chili for the rest of us (actually true)
-Diet Dr. Pepper is awesome
-Some people read
-Some people also still live where it gets cold.
-I don't understand any of these people.
-Gushersquares
-GM is back!
-I helped write an original song without a single original thought (and it's cheese-themed) for IB, and I'm awaiting word on the status of it (actually true)
-Fuller needs thoprawishes, and not just because some kids tried to glue his legs together to make a bridge for a science fair project. Thoprawishes Diamond Dan
-It takes a village
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Notorious T.R.E.
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Also want teh two squares
Notorious T.R.E.
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Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
It just says, "Make the cannon go boom when the Bucs score."I sent you a piece from Raymond James...This all because of Japan?Bob Sacamano said:
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Usually Charv texts me when I have to do something?
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
mr roboto
Footballguy
No. I don't understand how it all works.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Squared means you multiply it by itself.
So, if it's negative 5 times negative 5, the result is a POSITIVE 25. Because a negative times a negative creates a positive number.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
I'll take all the squares that GPJ doesn't get.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
That's all for class today. Pickles should be along shortly to answer any remaining questions and give you the scores from Thursday's quiz.
Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
I will follow up on status of said cheese themed song
Uruk-Hai
Footballguy
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
If I understand all the talking camel commercials correctly, and I'm pretty sure I do, you're only supposed to work on Wednesdays if you're a whore.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
But, hey, I'm sure BB will still be there on Thursday.
*ducks*
*ducks*
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
General Malaise
Footballguy
hurtfulI'd go back and kill GM's dad before he wrote his novel.Went to amazon to order it just now and recognized the cover art. Went back and looked and its buried deep in my Kindle. I guess I bought it last tiem you pimped it when I was likely drunk.Why do you love the french?No shtick. And I've pimped this before but if you guys want a really good read see if you can find "Replay" by Ken Grimwood. I'll stake whatever crappy reputation on this.No biggie, I have plenty to read.Fish claimed it a minute ago but if he doesn't want it I will send to you. Don't want anything.
Added it to my spreadsheet. No follow up questions.
If anyone is interested (without giving away too much):
What would you do if you woke up tomorrow and you were 18 again? Same year, same setting etc. It's suddenly 1988 or 1994 or in my case the Taft administration. And you had all of the same knowledge you have now. You even know who to bet on in the World Series or SB or Kentucky Derby. What would you do different?
DA RAIDERS
Footballguy
Fantastic recap bobby sac
Tpw fuller
Tpw fuller
mofo's buying 2 at a time.
Uruk-Hai
Footballguy
Timing has never been my friend in romance. Girl I went to HS with, we were never on the same page; either she was available and I wasn't, or the other way around. But we always kind of had the hots for each other, even if we never acted on it.
So, we reconnect after 20+ years on FB a couple of years ago. I tried and tried to get us together to see if anything was there. She always found reasons not to meet.
Meanwhile, I reconnect with Mata.
Today, HS Girl e-mails me wanting to come over this weekend to play. She just turned 50 and realized that sitting at home feeling sorry for herself isn't doing her any good. An "epiphany", she calls it.
I really like Mata, so I ask HS Girl if I can call because I want to a) not tell her I don't think it's right for us to see each other at this point by e-mail, and b) give her #### for not taking me up on my many offers over the last TWO ####### years.
She played it off, but I feel like a ####. There have been very few times in my life when I've had to make a choice between women. But, after all of the crap, HSG put herself out there and I feel bad that I can't respond.
So, we reconnect after 20+ years on FB a couple of years ago. I tried and tried to get us together to see if anything was there. She always found reasons not to meet.
Meanwhile, I reconnect with Mata.
Today, HS Girl e-mails me wanting to come over this weekend to play. She just turned 50 and realized that sitting at home feeling sorry for herself isn't doing her any good. An "epiphany", she calls it.
I really like Mata, so I ask HS Girl if I can call because I want to a) not tell her I don't think it's right for us to see each other at this point by e-mail, and b) give her #### for not taking me up on my many offers over the last TWO ####### years.
She played it off, but I feel like a ####. There have been very few times in my life when I've had to make a choice between women. But, after all of the crap, HSG put herself out there and I feel bad that I can't respond.
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