“Real change begins with
immediately repealing and replacing the disaster known as Obamacare." (with... something. Maybe?)
“we’re going to have insurance for everybody.” (if you exclude a whole bunch of people)
"I Believe In Raising Taxes on the Wealthy, Including Myself" (I also believe in that Jesus guy. People say he's the best. Lots of people. Even though he sounds Mexican. Some of them are good, right?)
"We spend $6 trillion in the Middle East and we have potholes all over our highways and our roads ... so we're going to take care of that. Infrastructure — we're going to start spending on infrastructure big. Not like we have a choice. It's not like, oh gee, let's hold it off." (If we don't gut revenue by going against what I professed to believe in and lower taxes while increasing spending during a time of prosperity because all I know is debt and breaking promises)
"I'm working on getting my tax returns out, but it's not like a normal tax return." (Because, you know, all the Presidents before me filed on the 1040E-Z)
"Well, I'm not releasing the tax returns because as you know, they're under audit." (How'd that audit turn out?)
"as soon as the audit's finished." (2020?)
"I got elected, so people must not care about seeing them." (I'm a lying sack of #### and most of you don't care, so F off)