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God bless you, bless you, guzantite, all stupid... (1 Viewer)

fantasycurse42

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You're so good looking, we can get that out of the way.

Seriously though, when I'm sneezing, blowing my nose, have a cold and snot is flying, the last thing I want is attention or people looking over saying any of these things.

How do we get this to stop?

 
God forbid you come down with the plague or some spirt is trying to take over your soul. Better just accept it to be safe.

 
It makes sneezing uncomfortable... If I've sneezed like 4 straight times and 3 people in the vicinity have said any of these things, I try my best to hold off on more sneezing.

 
Guzantite
My favorite type of rock formation.
this?

the real issue with responding to sneezes, is the repeat offenders, and the idgets who "ker-tee-SHOO" instead of sneeze. we have a 20something who sneezes in triplicate every time all cutesy style. I wait the three before saying anything.

wait... people saying bless you or something is a problem, but taking up two parking spots is a-ok. hmmm...

 
I was told long ago that in ye olden days, sneezing was a sign of some kind possession or illness by/from the devil, which is why people would respond with god bless you.

is tanner here? maybe he remembers what people were thinking back then.

 
Guzantite
My favorite type of rock formation.
this?

the real issue with responding to sneezes, is the repeat offenders, and the idgets who "ker-tee-SHOO" instead of sneeze. we have a 20something who sneezes in triplicate every time all cutesy style. I wait the three before saying anything.

wait... people saying bless you or something is a problem, but taking up two parking spots is a-ok. hmmm...
We used that extra space to build a snowman, well worth it IMO - Not to mention how much easier it was to dig the car out (which still took > hour). I've got a contractor coming tomorrow to the house, I will be moving my car out to allow their van in, then reclaiming my spot when they leave :bowtie:

ETA: Probably when I caught this F'in cold, we've come full circle.

 
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Guzantite
My favorite type of rock formation.
this?

the real issue with responding to sneezes, is the repeat offenders, and the idgets who "ker-tee-SHOO" instead of sneeze. we have a 20something who sneezes in triplicate every time all cutesy style. I wait the three before saying anything.

wait... people saying bless you or something is a problem, but taking up two parking spots is a-ok. hmmm...
We used that extra space to build a snowman, well worth it IMO - Not to mention how much easier it was to dig the car out (which still took > hour). I've got a contractor coming tomorrow to the house, I will be moving my car out to allow their van in, then reclaiming my spot when they leave :bowtie:
you landlord relented? :thumbup:

what are you going to do to the place? W/D?

eta: nice snow man btw :lmao:

my kids were so bummed they couldn't build anything with that fine powdery stuff

 
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Guzantite
My favorite type of rock formation.
this?

the real issue with responding to sneezes, is the repeat offenders, and the idgets who "ker-tee-SHOO" instead of sneeze. we have a 20something who sneezes in triplicate every time all cutesy style. I wait the three before saying anything.

wait... people saying bless you or something is a problem, but taking up two parking spots is a-ok. hmmm...
We used that extra space to build a snowman, well worth it IMO - Not to mention how much easier it was to dig the car out (which still took > hour). I've got a contractor coming tomorrow to the house, I will be moving my car out to allow their van in, then reclaiming my spot when they leave :bowtie:
you landlord relented? :thumbup:

what are you going to do to the place? W/D?

eta: nice snow man btw :lmao:

my kids were so bummed they couldn't build anything with that fine powdery stuff
No W/D - But allowing updates to the bathroom.

W/D possible next year.

 
Sneezing itself is dumb and unnecessary. You don't have to sneeze if you don't want to. Whenever someone sneezes I think to myself, wow, what a weak-willed loser.

 
Don't think of it as some tired Pavlovian reflex, ingrained into us from birth but rather consider it just a shorter way of saying "GTF away from me you diseased cretin. Thanks for bringing your particular brand of virulent snot into the workplace."

 

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