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[STEADYMOBBIN 22]

ETA- any FBGs in Floridians who can hook a fellow FBG up?

In my younger traveling days I would carry it on my person orI would simply get off the plane, get in the rental car and ask the most appropriately attired local. "Where is the worst part of town?"

This worked in well over a dozen cities and states throughout my 20's.

Having not traveled by plane since 9-11, I'm not sure how airport security works these days. I'll leave it at home if I have to.

Any advice? Fed ex?

 

[psychobillies]

I think mailing it turns it to a federal offense. I'd take my chances hooking up when I got there. Still a misdemeanor.

 

[jon_mx]

Pretend to be blind. Put the drugs on the seeing eye dog.

 

[Parrothead]

find a coffee house and look for hippies

 

[Scoresman]

put it in little baggies and eat them. then "go digging" about a day later. might be painful.

 

[Henry Ford]

Is this the thread where we plot federal felonies in the open? I've been thinking about some treason.

 

[TheAristocrat]

Anytime that I am traveling and looking for weed, I find a local (maybe a dive) bar and ask the waitress after friendly conversation, a beer or two, and generous tips. Never fails.

 

[STEADYMOBBIN 22]

Is this the thread where we plot federal felonies in the open? I've been thinking about some treason.

Purely hypothetical situation.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Look for the guy yelling GOT THEM WMDs!

 

[jon_mx]

I always found if you put them inside your dead aunts ashes they don't look

 

[TobiasFunke]

I suggested this a while back- we really should set up some sort of FBG weed exchange thread. You post where you're traveling and any willing FBGs who live in the area send you a PM offering to help you out.

 

[joffer]

Having not traveled by plane since pretty 9-11

wow. really?

 

[Henry Ford]

Is this the thread where we plot federal felonies in the open? I've been thinking about some treason.

Purely hypothetical situation.

Honest answer if you can - if the TSA reads your phone browser history, they'll find this thread, won't they?

 

[sbonomo]

Having not traveled by plane since pretty 9-11, I'm not sure how airport security works these days.

. Why doesn't this surprise me.......

 

[wadegarrett]

Buy some Noxema. Double bag it. Scoop out white Noxzema crap and place bag in bottom. Put white Noxzema crap back in. Put in checked luggage.

 

[sdp1226]

I suggested this a while back- we really should set up some sort of FBG weed exchange thread. You post where you're traveling and any willing FBGs who live in the area send you a PM offering to help you out.

 

[Henry Ford]

I once heard a story from a guy who would open a pack of cigarettes with a razor so it could be resealed, and empty out the tobacco from the middle row of cigarettes in the fresh pack. He'd then refill the cigarettes with his other "tobacco" and replace them in the pack and reseal the pack of cigarettes with a little superglue.

 

[STEADYMOBBIN 22]

I suggested this a while back- we really should set up some sort of FBG weed exchange thread. You post where you're traveling and any willing FBGs who live in the area send you a PM offering to help you out.

Good call- editing op

 

[TheAristocrat]

I suggested this a while back- we really should set up some sort of FBG weed exchange thread. You post where you're traveling and any willing FBGs who live in the area send you a PM offering to help you out.

Wish I could help but here in Denver, you can just go buy your own. It's a tough life.

 

[PVCap99]

I suggested this a while back- we really should set up some sort of FBG weed exchange thread. You post where you're traveling and any willing FBGs who live in the area send you a PM offering to help you out.

Definitely a great idea.

 

[sbonomo]

Go down to the beach and buy some....very easy to find in ca.

 

[Fennis]

Is this the thread where we plot federal felonies in the open? I've been thinking about some treason.

misdemeanors.

 

[CGRdrJoe]

Look man, this grass is Alabama Creepin' Bend, as opposed to Georgia Creepin' Bend. It's lighter.

 

[jon_mx]

Can you take this to the weed forum? TIA

 

[TobiasFunke]

Is this the thread where we plot federal felonies in the open? I've been thinking about some treason.

See, I'm trying to take it down to misdemeanor-level plotting. Or even decriminalized, depending on the travel destination.

 

[jon_mx]

Is this the thread where we plot federal felonies in the open? I've been thinking about some treason.

See, I'm trying to take it down to misdemeanor-level plotting. Or even decriminalized, depending on the travel destination.

Singapore?

 

[SacramentoBob]

Is this the thread where we plot federal felonies in the open? I've been thinking about some treason.

#####, is you taking notes on a criminal ####### conspiracy?

 

[TenTimes]

Buy some Noxema. Double bag it. Scoop out white Noxzema crap and place bag in bottom. Put white Noxzema crap back in. Put in checked luggage.

A friend can confirm success with this post 9/11 (he stuffed it in a package of ground coffee but he likes the noxzema idea better).

 

[TobiasFunke]

I suggested this a while back- we really should set up some sort of FBG weed exchange thread. You post where you're traveling and any willing FBGs who live in the area send you a PM offering to help you out.

Definitely a great idea.

I started a generic thread for future reference:

http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=720141

 

[Todem]

Pack it in your checked luggage.

What is so tough about that. It's not like your putting in an ounce in there are you?

You just need a enough to get you through the trip (an 1/8 or a 1/4 max?). Put it in a zip lock bag...wrap a paper towel around the bag (or not)...stick in inside your jean pocket packed in your checked bag. Pack the jeans in the middle of the suitcase.

You should be fine.

 

[STEADYMOBBIN 22]

Pack it in your checked luggage.

What is so tough about that. It's not like your putting in an ounce in there are you?

You just need a enough to get you through the trip (an 1/8 or a 1/4 max?). Put it in a zip lock bag...wrap a paper towel around the bag (or not)...stick in inside your jean pocket packed in your checked bag. Pack the jeans in the middle of the suitcase.

You should be fine.

Don't they have full body scans these days?

 

[Megla]

just hit OBT, you shouldn't have any trouble finding what you are looking for

 

[Todem]

Pack it in your checked luggage.

What is so tough about that. It's not like your putting in an ounce in there are you?

You just need a enough to get you through the trip (an 1/8 or a 1/4 max?). Put it in a zip lock bag...wrap a paper towel around the bag (or not)...stick in inside your jean pocket packed in your checked bag. Pack the jeans in the middle of the suitcase.

You should be fine.

Don't they have full body scans these days?

No....don't put it in your jeans pocket your wearing on the plane. Put it in your jean pocket you packed on your checked luggage.

Went to Vegas October 20th for 3 nights....not a problem.

 

[Evilgrin 72]

I once heard a story from a guy who would open a pack of cigarettes with a razor so it could be resealed, and empty out the tobacco from the middle row of cigarettes in the fresh pack. He'd then refill the cigarettes with his other "tobacco" and replace them in the pack and reseal the pack of cigarettes with a little superglue.

That was me.

If you're looking for the "worst" parts of town, just drift west of the Amway Center downtown or go anywhere along Orange Blossom Trail (OBT) from downtown to about Oak Ridge. I'm sure those areas are crawling with whatever you want and then some. The tricky part is emerging with your life, but you're an FBG.

 

[Fennis]

lots of weed being sold at Disney City Walk

 

[Henry Ford]

I once heard a story from a guy who would open a pack of cigarettes with a razor so it could be resealed, and empty out the tobacco from the middle row of cigarettes in the fresh pack. He'd then refill the cigarettes with his other "tobacco" and replace them in the pack and reseal the pack of cigarettes with a little superglue.

That was me.

If you're looking for the "worst" parts of town, just drift west of the Amway Center downtown or go anywhere along Orange Blossom Trail (OBT) from downtown to about Oak Ridge. I'm sure those areas are crawling with whatever you want and then some. The tricky part is emerging with your life, but you're an FBG.

I was pretty sure it was a client I was talking to while he was in prison.

 

[Evilgrin 72]

I once heard a story from a guy who would open a pack of cigarettes with a razor so it could be resealed, and empty out the tobacco from the middle row of cigarettes in the fresh pack. He'd then refill the cigarettes with his other "tobacco" and replace them in the pack and reseal the pack of cigarettes with a little superglue.

That was me.

If you're looking for the "worst" parts of town, just drift west of the Amway Center downtown or go anywhere along Orange Blossom Trail (OBT) from downtown to about Oak Ridge. I'm sure those areas are crawling with whatever you want and then some. The tricky part is emerging with your life, but you're an FBG.

I was pretty sure it was a client I was talking to while he was in prison.

Seriously? I've posted this here as well, but I used to use that EXACT method to smuggle weed onto cruise ships and airplanes. Open carton of smokes from one end (carefully) - remove packs. Cut top cellophane off one pack just below the "pull strip" with an exacto knife. Carefully open foil inside pack. Remove several cigarettes and replace with joints or roll tobacco out of cigarettes and insert marijuana. Slide cigs/joints back into the pack and re-fold foil. Put a touch of glue under the gold "pull strip" and slide the top cellophane back onto the pack. Put pack back in middle of carton and replace the other packs. Use glue stick to re-seal the open end of the carton.

Took about 15-20 minutes to execute, but I've used it dozens and maybe over 100 times with nary so much as a sideways glance. Super-effective. it's a method I came up with on my own, but I'm sure many, many others conceived a very similar or identical method on their own as well.

 

[Henry Ford]

I once heard a story from a guy who would open a pack of cigarettes with a razor so it could be resealed, and empty out the tobacco from the middle row of cigarettes in the fresh pack. He'd then refill the cigarettes with his other "tobacco" and replace them in the pack and reseal the pack of cigarettes with a little superglue.

That was me.

If you're looking for the "worst" parts of town, just drift west of the Amway Center downtown or go anywhere along Orange Blossom Trail (OBT) from downtown to about Oak Ridge. I'm sure those areas are crawling with whatever you want and then some. The tricky part is emerging with your life, but you're an FBG.

I was pretty sure it was a client I was talking to while he was in prison.

Seriously? I've posted this here as well, but I used to use that EXACT method to smuggle weed onto cruise ships and airplanes. Open carton of smokes from one end (carefully) - remove packs. Cut top cellophane off one pack just below the "pull strip" with an exacto knife. Carefully open foil inside pack. Remove several cigarettes and replace with joints or roll tobacco out of cigarettes and insert marijuana. Slide cigs/joints back into the pack and re-fold foil. Put a touch of glue under the gold "pull strip" and slide the top cellophane back onto the pack. Put pack back in middle of carton and replace the other packs. Use glue stick to re-seal the open end of the carton.

Took about 15-20 minutes to execute, but I've used it dozens and maybe over 100 times with nary so much as a sideways glance. Super-effective. it's a method I came up with on my own, but I'm sure many, many others conceived a very similar or identical method on their own as well.

Now imagine trying to get away with it while you're black and flying out of New Orleans.

 

[CBusAlex]

There's a bar on Goldenrod called The Cork Room where you should be able to find anything from glaucoma medication up to an entire Fear and Loathing stash, if you so desire. Pay no attention to the sign on the door reading "The use and sale of controlled substances is no longer permitted on these premises" - it is enforced about as rigorously as the "employees must wash hands" sign in the bathroom.

 

[Evilgrin 72]

There's a bar on Goldenrod called The Cork Room where you should be able to find anything from glaucoma medication up to an entire Fear and Loathing stash, if you so desire. Pay no attention to the sign on the door reading "The use and sale of controlled substances is no longer permitted on these premises" - it is enforced about as rigorously as the "employees must wash hands" sign in the bathroom.

 

[siffoin]

I once heard a story from a guy who would open a pack of cigarettes with a razor so it could be resealed, and empty out the tobacco from the middle row of cigarettes in the fresh pack. He'd then refill the cigarettes with his other "tobacco" and replace them in the pack and reseal the pack of cigarettes with a little superglue.

That was me.

If you're looking for the "worst" parts of town, just drift west of the Amway Center downtown or go anywhere along Orange Blossom Trail (OBT) from downtown to about Oak Ridge. I'm sure those areas are crawling with whatever you want and then some. The tricky part is emerging with your life, but you're an FBG.

I was pretty sure it was a client I was talking to while he was in prison.

Seriously? I've posted this here as well, but I used to use that EXACT method to smuggle weed onto cruise ships and airplanes. Open carton of smokes from one end (carefully) - remove packs. Cut top cellophane off one pack just below the "pull strip" with an exacto knife. Carefully open foil inside pack. Remove several cigarettes and replace with joints or roll tobacco out of cigarettes and insert marijuana. Slide cigs/joints back into the pack and re-fold foil. Put a touch of glue under the gold "pull strip" and slide the top cellophane back onto the pack. Put pack back in middle of carton and replace the other packs. Use glue stick to re-seal the open end of the carton.

Took about 15-20 minutes to execute, but I've used it dozens and maybe over 100 times with nary so much as a sideways glance. Super-effective. it's a method I came up with on my own, but I'm sure many, many others conceived a very similar or identical method on their own as well.

And people think stoners are lazy. Stories like this and the 300 various strains of _______ Kush prove otherwise.

 

[Evilgrin 72]

I once heard a story from a guy who would open a pack of cigarettes with a razor so it could be resealed, and empty out the tobacco from the middle row of cigarettes in the fresh pack. He'd then refill the cigarettes with his other "tobacco" and replace them in the pack and reseal the pack of cigarettes with a little superglue.

That was me.

If you're looking for the "worst" parts of town, just drift west of the Amway Center downtown or go anywhere along Orange Blossom Trail (OBT) from downtown to about Oak Ridge. I'm sure those areas are crawling with whatever you want and then some. The tricky part is emerging with your life, but you're an FBG.

I was pretty sure it was a client I was talking to while he was in prison.

Seriously? I've posted this here as well, but I used to use that EXACT method to smuggle weed onto cruise ships and airplanes. Open carton of smokes from one end (carefully) - remove packs. Cut top cellophane off one pack just below the "pull strip" with an exacto knife. Carefully open foil inside pack. Remove several cigarettes and replace with joints or roll tobacco out of cigarettes and insert marijuana. Slide cigs/joints back into the pack and re-fold foil. Put a touch of glue under the gold "pull strip" and slide the top cellophane back onto the pack. Put pack back in middle of carton and replace the other packs. Use glue stick to re-seal the open end of the carton.

Took about 15-20 minutes to execute, but I've used it dozens and maybe over 100 times with nary so much as a sideways glance. Super-effective. it's a method I came up with on my own, but I'm sure many, many others conceived a very similar or identical method on their own as well.

And people think stoners are lazy. Stories like this and the 300 various strains of _______ Kush prove otherwise.

I used to blaze most of the day, every day. Was always out and about, doing stuff, traveling.

Haven't touched marijuana in over 10 years. All I do when I have free time is sit in a giant recliner or float in my pool watching TV. Rarely go anywhere or do anything.

Age >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>weed when it comes to being a demotivator.