Goofiest Looking Baseball Player... (1 Viewer)

[General Malaise]

I'll start.

Chad Bradford

Every time I see this, I laugh. He looks like the ******* son of John C. Riley and Will Ferrell.

 

[The Houston Stallions]

Alex Gordon

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/players/7907

 

[guru_007]

Hunter Pence

 

[Leroy Hoard]

ROBERT FICK

YAHOO VERSION

 

[SeveredHorseHeads]

Marshall

 

[rolliehouliranson]

Marshall

Winner.

 

[JaxBill]

Marlins have a couple of winners-

Don't mess with him-

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/players/7186

I'm not gonna blink-

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/players/7585

 

[Sammy3469]

Happy fat dude Matt Chico

Link

WINNING

 

[General Malaise]

Happy fat dude Matt Chico

Link

WINNING

 

[ScottNorwood]

Wow, no Jack Wilson yet?

http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/...070502/6693.jpg

 

[ScottNorwood]

David Weathers is always a favorite:

http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/...070502/4718.jpg

 

[ScottNorwood]

Everyone's favorite baby daddy:

http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/...070502/7916.jpg

 

[Breed]

http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/...070502/5763.jpg

The love-child of Andre the Giant and the Bob Ross.

 

[NY/NJMFDIVER]

http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/...070502/5763.jpg

The love-child of Andre the Giant and the Bob Ross.

7 foot four, five hundred pounds, with some happy little trees...

 

[The Hank]

Frank Thomas

Nick Johnson

Dmitri Young

 

[NY/NJMFDIVER]

bump of this underrated one

 

[Limp Ditka]

Brett Lillibridge

 

[cosjobs]

Lovechild of Gomer Pyle and Roseanne Barr

 

[NY/NJMFDIVER]

Lovechild of Gomer Pyle and Roseanne Barr

With a great name on top of it all!

 

[Limp Ditka]

Lovechild of Gomer Pyle and Roseanne Barr

I almost picked this guy up off of waivers today just to say I had a guy named Jakubauskas on my team

 

[Mr. Pickles]

yes

 

[Annyong]

Jason Motte, ftw: http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/players/8369

 

[Eephus]

Jason Motte, ftw: http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/players/8369

WINNING

 

[cheese]

Pretty sure we're going to have trouble getting these guys up to par with all-time greats in this category like Ron Karkovice or Otis Nixon.

 

[Sammy3469]

I repeat....

MATT CHICOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

STILL WINNING!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[daddymag]

Motte looks like those high school yearbook pictures of the dudes who got high on picture day.

 

[MAC_32]

Lovechild of Gomer Pyle and Roseanne Barr

I think he looks like The Grinch.

 

[Man In The Box]

Jesse Chavez

 

[Man In The Box]

Dallas Braden

 

[Man In The Box]

And, last but not least, I give you your winner, Wesley Wright.

 

[Big Dumb Ape]

Chris Jakubauskas

 

[Smack Tripper]

Brett Lillibridge

Chris Hanson wants a word with him

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Dallas Braden

That's another guy I was thinking of. I love the chin-up maximum attitude pose.

 

[DoubleG]

Either Willy McGee here or Otis "The Crypt Keeper" Nixon here

And that's all time, kids.

 

[Gr00vus]

Travis Buck

 

[pollardsvision]

When it comes to goofy looking baseball players, one man stands alone in my eyes.

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/players/7049

The profile isn't necessarily goofy, but I always chuckle at the sight of that man, with his flucutation b/w a fumanchu and a rat's nest goatee, posititoned in the batter's box like he's at a truckstop bathroom "presenting" himself.

 

[Men-in-Cleats]

That sleepy looking picture that they had for Adam Jones last year was a contender but it was different in Yahoo when I looked. I'll have to see if I can find that photo.

 

[JZilla]

The Popeye Jones of baseball

 

[FlapJacks]

Jason Bay

 

[Sammy3469]

The Popeye Jones of baseball

oof

 

[Sammy3469]

Poor Lance Berkman

Looks like a transvestite without the make-up

 

[The Ghost of Common]

Dan Mossi - Ugliest Baseball Player of all time

 

[The Ghost of Common]

Julian Tavarez

Looks like the dude from Robocop that gets the tub of acid dumped on him.

 

[The Ghost of Common]

Ezekial Astacio

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Tom Gorzelanny

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Aaron Harang

 

[The Ghost of Common]

Aaron Harang

Good one. dudes got some sunken in eyes

 

[Man In The Box]

That sleepy looking picture that they had for Adam Jones last year was a contender but it was different in Yahoo when I looked. I'll have to see if I can find that photo.

Here it is. Too funny. lol

 

[Mr. Pickles]

That sleepy looking picture that they had for Adam Jones last year was a contender but it was different in Yahoo when I looked. I'll have to see if I can find that photo.

Here it is. Too funny. lol

I'd think in the era of digital cameras that these kinds of pics would be non-existent.I can only imagine the photo shoot:

Jones: "Let's do this, I gotta thing to go to after this."

Photog: "No problem, just a quick click and you're done."

Jones: "Great."

Photog: *click*

Jones: *gets up* "Later..."

Photog: "Hang on, your eyes are closed. Let's do another one."

Jones: "No time, man. Gotta run."

Photog: "Your eyes are closed, Mr. Jones."

Jones: *door closes*

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Vicente Padilla