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Guess who bought me drinks tonight (1 Viewer)

Next time you run into him tell him he didn't fool me with his 2012 week one 8/114/2 game. Others may have thought he was the WW Darling but I passed and grabbed Danario Alexander Week 10, Bryce Brown Week 12 and Knowshon Moreno Week 13. 

 
meeting the wife tonight at a steakhouse. Got there at 545, pouring thunderstorms out here, pretty empty except a few peeps at the bar. Sat down next to this black dude, guy is shredded and covered in tats, but I didn't recognize him. Nice dood, started talking with him and bartender, had over an hour til the wife would be there. 

These two chicks walk in, one Indian the other Azians, both hot, soaking wet. They order the martinis right away. Black dood has this sick burger arrive and these chicks are asking how it is. I offer them a bite of his burger, we all laugh. 2 drinks later and the Indian is standing next to the black guy and the Asian is up next to me.  

Wife shows up half hour later (not the happiest of the surroundings, but she accepts and says we should sit down)... I pull out money and the black dood says I better put my money away. After some back and forth he basically demands paying for my drinks. 

About an hour later I notice they're all gone, my wife tells me the dood left with both chicks.

Guy played in NFL for 6 years, WR, from NY - who was he? Cool as ####.
So which of the two ladies did you think of first while sexing your wife later that night?

 
I've given you a hard time over the years but I think it was you who talked up the thick cut bacon at Keen's - it was awesome, thanks for the recommendation (if it was you)

 

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