Guys over 40: Your last two session night? (1 Viewer)

[Al O'Pecia]

I thought she wanted a curverball, instead I was calling for a back door slider.

After a few more signal mixups I balked on the rubber and the runners advanced scoring the go ahead run from third.

I was then pulled from the game.

My wife can't turn on the back door sliders so she doesn't like me throwing them.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

back door slider.

That moment when the baseball metaphors get really dirty.

 

[Mr. Know-It-All]

Bragger - I'm 47 and hoping for a two session year.

 

[bicycle_seat_sniffer]

I can go for two if there is about a half hour break inbetween

 

[Guest]

Best I got is 4 in 12 hours at age 44. 2 Years ago, but damn it seems like a lot longer ago than that. :(

 

[Ned]

What's the ruling on playing two for her, one for you?

I'm going to need you to elaborate on this before I can make a ruling.Two orgasms for her, but you can ask out midway through your second start when you've obviously already conquered the other team?

ask out?

consider the night a triathlon - something like

Only way to play the game, really.

 

[Bogart]

Just hit 40, divorced for three years now. Double-headers happen pretty regularly, but probably for making up for lost time during my 10 year marriage.

If it's been a while, sometimes a simple Beej gets "the easy one" out of the way, but most of the time we go once, about 15-20 mins of extended foreplay/oral admiration and then go again. By that point she has had 3-4 and willing and ready to do anything to show her gratitude. #buttstuff

Actually had a triple-header about a month ago, but she was a freak that wanted to be spanked in between. So that was something to pass the time.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Just hit 40, divorced for three years now. Double-headers happen pretty regularly, but probably for making up for lost time during my 10 year marriage.

If it's been a while, sometimes a simple Beej gets "the easy one" out of the way, but most of the time we go once, about 15-20 mins of extended foreplay/oral admiration and then go again. By that point she has had 3-4 and willing and ready to do anything to show her gratitude. #buttstuff

Actually had a triple-header about a month ago, but she was a freak that wanted to be spanked in between. So that was something to pass the time.

Being a divorced man at ~40 doesn't suck.

Of course, I was single only briefly before I met Wife 2.0. Damn the luck.

 

[Deepster]

Just hit 40, divorced for three years now. Double-headers happen pretty regularly, but probably for making up for lost time during my 10 year marriage.

If it's been a while, sometimes a simple Beej gets "the easy one" out of the way, but most of the time we go once, about 15-20 mins of extended foreplay/oral admiration and then go again. By that point she has had 3-4 and willing and ready to do anything to show her gratitude. #buttstuff

Actually had a triple-header about a month ago, but she was a freak that wanted to be spanked in between. So that was something to pass the time.

Being a divorced man at ~40 doesn't suck.

Of course, I was single only briefly before I met Wife 2.0. Damn the luck.

48, divorced for 7+ years now, no rush to sign up for 2.0.

 

[Coeur de Lion]

Just hit 40, divorced for three years now. Double-headers happen pretty regularly, but probably for making up for lost time during my 10 year marriage.

If it's been a while, sometimes a simple Beej gets "the easy one" out of the way, but most of the time we go once, about 15-20 mins of extended foreplay/oral admiration and then go again. By that point she has had 3-4 and willing and ready to do anything to show her gratitude. #buttstuff

Actually had a triple-header about a month ago, but she was a freak that wanted to be spanked in between. So that was something to pass the time.

Being a divorced man at ~40 doesn't suck.

Of course, I was single only briefly before I met Wife 2.0. Damn the luck.

48, divorced for 7+ years now, no rush to sign up for 2.0.

marriage to the right person > nomarriage.com >>>>>>>>> marriage to the wrong person, from what I've seen. I'm lucky enough to fall into the first category, but have plenty of buddies who were / are miserable, which sucks.

 

[Bob Loblaw]

When I was 23, I once played 6 games in one night.

@ 37, I'm still good for 2 usually. But they're short games. I've still got incredible bat speed, unfortunately for my wife.

How are you dealing with this? V or C? Or, no need to deal, "I got mine."

 

[James Daulton]

Married to wifey for 23yrs, been hitting that (on/off relationship for the first 5 years) for 30 years. Even though we hook up a couple of times a week, the closest I get to a double header is the occasional morning session followed by an afternoon bj.

No complaints (on my end anyway).

 

[Coeur de Lion]

When I was 23, I once played 6 games in one night.

@ 37, I'm still good for 2 usually. But they're short games. I've still got incredible bat speed, unfortunately for my wife.

How are you dealing with this? V or C? Or, no need to deal, "I got mine."

Extended warm up and / or use of "power tools" = no need for more than maybe 5 - 10 minutes of actual game time, in my experience.

 

[James Daulton]

Just hit 40, divorced for three years now. Double-headers happen pretty regularly, but probably for making up for lost time during my 10 year marriage.

If it's been a while, sometimes a simple Beej gets "the easy one" out of the way, but most of the time we go once, about 15-20 mins of extended foreplay/oral admiration and then go again. By that point she has had 3-4 and willing and ready to do anything to show her gratitude. #buttstuff

Actually had a triple-header about a month ago, but she was a freak that wanted to be spanked in between. So that was something to pass the time.

Being a divorced man at ~40 doesn't suck.

Of course, I was single only briefly before I met Wife 2.0. Damn the luck.

I love the wifey more than ever so I don't even want to think about how much tail a reasonably attractive, fit, successful dude in his 40's would pull.

No more talk of this!

 

[Abraham]

Young guys, may this thread be your lesson. F#@! as much as possible when you're young. Don't even waste time discriminating. You're like a rookie who went to the Super Bowl and you now falsely believe it will be this easy every season. It won't be. Heed the advice of your elders.

I don't have many regrets in life, but for as much tail as I plowed through in college I still think more about the shots I didn't take then the ones I did. For shame.

 

[ILUVBEER99]

Young guys, may this thread be your lesson. F#@! as much as possible when you're young. Don't even waste time discriminating. You're like a rookie who went to the Super Bowl and you now falsely believe it will be this easy every season. It won't be. Heed the advice of your elders.

This thread is freakin scary.

My best day ever was 10.5. Which is awesome and a little sad in a way.

Also I'm going to equate long-stance to marriage, because going without for two months is the worst.

oh bull####.

 

[Al O'Pecia]

Young guys, may this thread be your lesson. F#@! as much as possible when you're young. Don't even waste time discriminating. You're like a rookie who went to the Super Bowl and you now falsely believe it will be this easy every season. It won't be. Heed the advice of your elders.

I don't have many regrets in life, but for as much tail as I plowed through in college I still think more about the shots I didn't take then the ones I did. For shame.

Same here, and I was with plenty of warpigs I took ridicule for from my friends. I don't care. I undoubtedly regret not taking advantage of some easy conversion opportunities than I do the times I took advantage of some opportunities that were way too easy (and/or heavy or ugly.)

 

[Fennis]

Married to wifey for 23yrs, been hitting that (on/off relationship for the first 5 years) for 30 years. Even though we hook up a couple of times a week, the closest I get to a double header is the occasional morning session followed by an afternoon bj.

No complaints (on my end anyway).

was that before or after the new jewelry?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Just hit 40, divorced for three years now. Double-headers happen pretty regularly, but probably for making up for lost time during my 10 year marriage.

If it's been a while, sometimes a simple Beej gets "the easy one" out of the way, but most of the time we go once, about 15-20 mins of extended foreplay/oral admiration and then go again. By that point she has had 3-4 and willing and ready to do anything to show her gratitude. #buttstuff

Actually had a triple-header about a month ago, but she was a freak that wanted to be spanked in between. So that was something to pass the time.

Being a divorced man at ~40 doesn't suck.

Of course, I was single only briefly before I met Wife 2.0. Damn the luck.

Somebody really should have suggested you not do this.

 

[Fresh Prince of Bel Nor]

eh, I'd rather watch the game, any game, at this point of my life . I'm like a camel, once is more than enough to keep me going for weeks at a time.

This would make life SOOO much easier. After 13 years and 4 kids, I have pretty much resigned to the fact that I am only gonna get it 3-4 times a month. It frankly is pretty depressing. If I only desired sex once every "few weeks," that would make married life a lot less complicated.

 

[tommyboy]

Got postponed til tonight

 

[(HULK)]

When I was 23, I once played 6 games in one night.

@ 37, I'm still good for 2 usually. But they're short games. I've still got incredible bat speed, unfortunately for my wife.

How are you dealing with this? V or C? Or, no need to deal, "I got mine."

I don't think V or C help.

Wife gets hers.... ahhh struggling to fit this into a baseball metaphor... when I slide headfirst into the mound?

 

[Bucky86]

When I was 23, I once played 6 games in one night.

@ 37, I'm still good for 2 usually. But they're short games. I've still got incredible bat speed, unfortunately for my wife.

How are you dealing with this? V or C? Or, no need to deal, "I got mine."

I don't think V or C help.

Wife gets hers.... ahhh struggling to fit this into a baseball metaphor... when I slide headfirst into the mound?

Game called early due to rain?

 

[Bogart]

When I was 23, I once played 6 games in one night.

@ 37, I'm still good for 2 usually. But they're short games. I've still got incredible bat speed, unfortunately for my wife.

How are you dealing with this? V or C? Or, no need to deal, "I got mine."

I don't think V or C help.

Wife gets hers.... ahhh struggling to fit this into a baseball metaphor... when I slide headfirst into the mound?

Game called early due to rain?

#itsnotpee

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Just hit 40, divorced for three years now. Double-headers happen pretty regularly, but probably for making up for lost time during my 10 year marriage.

If it's been a while, sometimes a simple Beej gets "the easy one" out of the way, but most of the time we go once, about 15-20 mins of extended foreplay/oral admiration and then go again. By that point she has had 3-4 and willing and ready to do anything to show her gratitude. #buttstuff

Actually had a triple-header about a month ago, but she was a freak that wanted to be spanked in between. So that was something to pass the time.

Being a divorced man at ~40 doesn't suck.

Of course, I was single only briefly before I met Wife 2.0. Damn the luck.

Somebody really should have suggested you not do this.

To be clear I am not really regretful, but we all think about the road not taken from time to time.

But yes, my iFriends provided me sound advice on that.

BTW, was in Battery Park City on Tuesday. Looked for a guy who looked like Allen Iverson. No luck.

 

[shadyridr]

With rare exceptions I needed significant time before starts, even in my prime.

Wife 2.0 and I are working on a streak. We have "had sex" every night this year. I put that in quotes because there have been plenty of nights where we just achieved "qualifying penetration" (I got hard and got it in and thrusted for a bit) and then called it a night due to us being too tired or whatever.

Honestly I am not sure whether the streak is a net positive for our sex life at this stage, as obligatory ####### isn't generally all that much fun. Though there have been times when one or both of us didn't really feel like it and somebody (sometimes both of us) got really into it and it ended up being awesome.

Anyway, look at my, I've penetrated the same woman 200+ nights in a row!

I get blue balls of the heart just reading that

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Wife gets hers.... ahhh struggling to fit this into a baseball metaphor... when I slide headfirst into the mound?

well done

 

[Instinctive]

Young guys, may this thread be your lesson. F#@! as much as possible when you're young. Don't even waste time discriminating. You're like a rookie who went to the Super Bowl and you now falsely believe it will be this easy every season. It won't be. Heed the advice of your elders.

This thread is freakin scary.

My best day ever was 10.5. Which is awesome and a little sad in a way.

Also I'm going to equate long-stance to marriage, because going without for two months is the worst.

oh bull####.

I said day. From wakeup until after dinner. That's not that unreasonable for a dude who was 20 at the time.

 

[cstu]

Young guys, may this thread be your lesson. F#@! as much as possible when you're young. Don't even waste time discriminating. You're like a rookie who went to the Super Bowl and you now falsely believe it will be this easy every season. It won't be. Heed the advice of your elders.

This thread is freakin scary.

My best day ever was 10.5. Which is awesome and a little sad in a way.

Also I'm going to equate long-stance to marriage, because going without for two months is the worst.

oh bull####.

I said day. From wakeup until after dinner. That's not that unreasonable for a dude who was 20 at the time.

Agree.

 

[flapgreen]

I know exactly when my last double was....November, 2014. Sunday night. Had a nice dinner with another couple, wine was flowing, sparks were flying later in the bedroom. Coincidentally, that night resulted in TWINS!!!! Also the last night I've had sex. I don't care to ever have it again, really. My life is over now thanks to it.

ETA...the sparks were flying AFTER the other couple went home. I'm not some sort of swinging freak. Well, actually, I would be, but I'm pretty sure my desirability by women who are not in a binding contract with me is less than zero.

Probably so

 

[flapgreen]

I put that in quotes because there have been plenty of nights where we just achieved "qualifying penetration" (I got hard and got it in and thrusted for a bit) and then called it a night due to us being too tired or whatever.

does.not.compute

 

[FUBAR]

Young guys, may this thread be your lesson. F#@! as much as possible when you're young. Don't even waste time discriminating. You're like a rookie who went to the Super Bowl and you now falsely believe it will be this easy every season. It won't be. Heed the advice of your elders.

This thread is freakin scary.My best day ever was 10.5. Which is awesome and a little sad in a way.

Also I'm going to equate long-stance to marriage, because going without for two months is the worst.

oh bull####.

I said day. From wakeup until after dinner. That's not that unreasonable for a dude who was 20 at the time.

Agree.

Yep. I don't know if we ever hit 10, but we might have. We'd spend the weekend in bed, leaving to eat and maybe shower - together. Damn those college weekends were sweet. Don't think I'd even want to do that now, but those days were fun.

 

[Jayrok]

Married 31 years so last double header was in June, 31 years ago.

 

[acarey50]

When I was 23, I once played 6 games in one night.

@ 37, I'm still good for 2 usually. But they're short games. I've still got incredible bat speed, unfortunately for my wife.

How are you dealing with this? V or C? Or, no need to deal, "I got mine."

I don't think V or C help.

Wife gets hers.... ahhh struggling to fit this into a baseball metaphor... when I slide headfirst into the mound?

Game called early due to rain?

Soaked the walls of the dugout?

 

[cstu]

Young guys, may this thread be your lesson. F#@! as much as possible when you're young. Don't even waste time discriminating. You're like a rookie who went to the Super Bowl and you now falsely believe it will be this easy every season. It won't be. Heed the advice of your elders.

This thread is freakin scary.My best day ever was 10.5. Which is awesome and a little sad in a way.

Also I'm going to equate long-stance to marriage, because going without for two months is the worst.

oh bull####.

I said day. From wakeup until after dinner. That's not that unreasonable for a dude who was 20 at the time.

Agree.

Yep. I don't know if we ever hit 10, but we might have. We'd spend the weekend in bed, leaving to eat and maybe shower - together. Damn those college weekends were sweet. Don't think I'd even want to do that now, but those days were fun.

If was a hot 20 year old...

 

[tommyboy]

if you go 3 hole all at once does that count?

 

[CYP]

This thread is all kinds of fantastic

 

[James Daulton]

Session 1 in the books. I'm going for the quickie bj this evening in honor OTT. Two teens in the house will prevent anything more involved.

 

[comfortably numb]

Session 1 in the books. I'm going for the quickie bj this evening in honor OTT. Two teens in the house will prevent anything more involved.