Has anyone here had sex in an airplane? (1 Viewer)

[fantasycurse42]

Wait, you've been serviced while actually flying? Like Airhead?

Okay, good start

Yes...Airhead. I just picture the taffy.

That really is awesome... I actually picked it up on the road last month, but it is uncomfortable with the center console, steering wheel, pedals and driving...

I've never been in a cockpit of a small plane. I assume there aren't pedals or anything like that to be a distraction and it would prob be better than in a car.

I know. What could possibly go wrong?

She spits it out

 

[Apple Jack]

Really unsettling to learn how much tugging is going on in the airbar.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

On and airplane? No.

In an airplane? Yes.

Just one of those cool grammar jabs, or you really have?

Both

 

[fantasycurse42]

On and airplane? No.

In an airplane? Yes.

Just one of those cool grammar jabs, or you really have?

Both

Go on... This is the place to share a story like this.

 

[TenTimes]

With another person?

How about with another person's hand? That count?

 

[AAABatteries]

On and airplane? No.

In an airplane? Yes.

Just one of those cool grammar jabs, or you really have?

Both

You had sex with an airplane?

 

[shadyridr]

I flew up to Dallas by myself a few years ago to see Norm MacDonald on New Year's Eve and ended up partying downtown after. I had a flight back the next morning. It was during a taxi strike so I had to hitch a ride to the airport really early - way too early - and just continued to drink at the airport during the few hours until my plane was scheduled to depart.

It basically became a two-day bender for me, which I was used to at the time. When I got to my seat I was seated next to two teenage girls who were totally sober - not hungover at all - but turned out to be down for whatever. They thought it was cute that I was already drunk in the morning. I told them about my night out and they thought I was a really cool guy - really independent to be flying by myself to Dallas just to "party" - as the one girl put it.

Knowing that I was pretty drunk, and presumably on a dare from her friend, the one girl told me to be nonchalant about it, but to meet her in the bathroom in two minutes and gave me a kiss on the cheek before getting up and leaving. This left me in an awkward two-minute silence with the other girl who I could tell was kind of anticipating what would happen next.

Sure enough, I went back to the rear of the plane and tapped on the door (there weren't many people on the early-morning flight on New Year's Day). I went in, she gave me an amazing blow-job, we went back to our seats, and the plane landed shortly thereafter. I never saw her again.

Was this on Jet Blew?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

On and airplane? No.

In an airplane? Yes.

Just one of those cool grammar jabs, or you really have?

Both

Go on... This is the place to share a story like this.

What do you want to know?

 

[Tom Servo]

On and airplane? No.

In an airplane? Yes.

Just one of those cool grammar jabs, or you really have?

Both

You had sex with an airplane?

He was "refueling" it.

 

[fantasycurse42]

On and airplane? No.

In an airplane? Yes.

Just one of those cool grammar jabs, or you really have?

Both

Go on... This is the place to share a story like this.

What do you want to know?

Did the flight offer meal service?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

On and airplane? No.

In an airplane? Yes.

Just one of those cool grammar jabs, or you really have?

Both

Go on... This is the place to share a story like this.

What do you want to know?

Did the flight offer meal service?

What flight?

 

[fred_1_15301]

Wait, you've been serviced while actually flying? Like Airhead?

Okay, good start

Yes...Airhead. I just picture the taffy.

That really is awesome... I actually picked it up on the road last month, but it is uncomfortable with the center console, steering wheel, pedals and driving...

I've never been in a cockpit of a small plane. I assume there aren't pedals or anything like that to be a distraction and it would prob be better than in a car.

I know. What could possibly go wrong?

Once you're at altitude, it takes far less attention to fly a small plane than it does to drive a car on the freeway. FAR less.

I'm intrigued by airplane crashes and once read a story about a ####### pilot who let their kid in the cockpit "fly" the airplane for a bit. Of course the kid wasn't actually flying anything because it was on autopilot but he thought he was. It turns out that he somehow disengaged the autopilot and the ####### pilots couldn't figure out what went wrong until it was too late. I agree it's probably safer but it seems like there is still some risk involved. I'd much rather have sex in the bathroom

 

[shadyridr]

Wait, you've been serviced while actually flying? Like Airhead?

Okay, good start

Yes...Airhead. I just picture the taffy.

That really is awesome... I actually picked it up on the road last month, but it is uncomfortable with the center console, steering wheel, pedals and driving...

I've never been in a cockpit of a small plane. I assume there aren't pedals or anything like that to be a distraction and it would prob be better than in a car.

I know. What could possibly go wrong?

Once you're at altitude, it takes far less attention to fly a small plane than it does to drive a car on the freeway. FAR less.

I'm intrigued by airplane crashes and once read a story about a ####### pilot who let their kid in the cockpit "fly" the airplane for a bit. Of course the kid wasn't actually flying anything because it was on autopilot but he thought he was. It turns out that he somehow disengaged the autopilot and the ####### pilots couldn't figure out what went wrong until it was too late. I agree it's probably safer but it seems like there is still some risk involved. I'd much rather have sex in the bathroom

Considering your track record of missing blatantly obvious jokes, thank god!

 

[fred_1_15301]

Wait, you've been serviced while actually flying? Like Airhead?

Okay, good start

Yes...Airhead. I just picture the taffy.

That really is awesome... I actually picked it up on the road last month, but it is uncomfortable with the center console, steering wheel, pedals and driving...

I've never been in a cockpit of a small plane. I assume there aren't pedals or anything like that to be a distraction and it would prob be better than in a car.

I know. What could possibly go wrong?

Once you're at altitude, it takes far less attention to fly a small plane than it does to drive a car on the freeway. FAR less.

I'm intrigued by airplane crashes and once read a story about a ####### pilot who let their kid in the cockpit "fly" the airplane for a bit. Of course the kid wasn't actually flying anything because it was on autopilot but he thought he was. It turns out that he somehow disengaged the autopilot and the ####### pilots couldn't figure out what went wrong until it was too late. I agree it's probably safer but it seems like there is still some risk involved. I'd much rather have sex in the bathroom

Considering your track record of missing blatantly obvious jokes, thank god!

You seriously should consider drinking again

 

[fantasycurse42]

On and airplane? No.

In an airplane? Yes.

Just one of those cool grammar jabs, or you really have?

Both

Go on... This is the place to share a story like this.

What do you want to know?

Did the flight offer meal service?

What flight?

IDK, tell me about a good meal you've had while flying.

 

[McGarnicle]

Had the chance, turned it down, still regret it. I was engaged at the time, ended up cheating on her a bunch of times and dumping her, but at that particular time I was trying to be good.

Wait! Was this just with a random???? If so, were you sitting next to her and somehow the conversation turned to sex in the bathroom?

Really cute blonde, chatty from the get-go. She told me she was a flight attendant for a private airline and got to meet lots of famous guys, mostly athletes. I didn't necessarily believe that, but she definitely seemed like a party girl, maybe a little crazy but in a good way. So what better way to pass time on a flight than talk with a hot girl? The conversation went on non-stop and just kind of got more familiar, and definitely flirty. There was some turbulence, and she made this face...I asked if she was alright, she said turbulence drives her nuts...I assumed she meant afraid, but before I could say anything, the plane jolted again, and she stiffened in her seat, leaned back, looked up and bit her lip as if someone was going down on her, and grabbed my arm. She was completely flushed and gave me a look....now, I'm not some master playboy, and I've missed signals from girls dozens of times, but if that look didn't say at the very least, "kiss me now #######it", then I'm a ********. The moment passed, chatting continued and at some point I probably mentioned the fiancé. From the moment I got off the plane, I regretted not going for it. I think there was at least a 90% chance she would've met me in the bathroom.

 

[fantasycurse42]

Had the chance, turned it down, still regret it. I was engaged at the time, ended up cheating on her a bunch of times and dumping her, but at that particular time I was trying to be good.

Wait! Was this just with a random???? If so, were you sitting next to her and somehow the conversation turned to sex in the bathroom?

Really cute blonde, chatty from the get-go. She told me she was a flight attendant for a private airline and got to meet lots of famous guys, mostly athletes. I didn't necessarily believe that, but she definitely seemed like a party girl, maybe a little crazy but in a good way. So what better way to pass time on a flight than talk with a hot girl? The conversation went on non-stop and just kind of got more familiar, and definitely flirty. There was some turbulence, and she made this face...I asked if she was alright, she said turbulence drives her nuts...I assumed she meant afraid, but before I could say anything, the plane jolted again, and she stiffened in her seat, leaned back, looked up and bit her lip as if someone was going down on her, and grabbed my arm. She was completely flushed and gave me a look....now, I'm not some master playboy, and I've missed signals from girls dozens of times, but if that look didn't say at the very least, "kiss me now #######it", then I'm a ********. The moment passed, chatting continued and at some point I probably mentioned the fiancé. From the moment I got off the plane, I regretted not going for it. I think there was at least a 90% chance she would've met me in the bathroom.

That sucks! I'd love to have an experience like ChainsawU under my belt and at this point of my life prob won't have the opportunity to get one

 

[Guest]

Only if handies count. Wasn't in the bathroom.

 

[McGarnicle]

Had the chance, turned it down, still regret it. I was engaged at the time, ended up cheating on her a bunch of times and dumping her, but at that particular time I was trying to be good.

Wait! Was this just with a random???? If so, were you sitting next to her and somehow the conversation turned to sex in the bathroom?

Really cute blonde, chatty from the get-go. She told me she was a flight attendant for a private airline and got to meet lots of famous guys, mostly athletes. I didn't necessarily believe that, but she definitely seemed like a party girl, maybe a little crazy but in a good way. So what better way to pass time on a flight than talk with a hot girl? The conversation went on non-stop and just kind of got more familiar, and definitely flirty. There was some turbulence, and she made this face...I asked if she was alright, she said turbulence drives her nuts...I assumed she meant afraid, but before I could say anything, the plane jolted again, and she stiffened in her seat, leaned back, looked up and bit her lip as if someone was going down on her, and grabbed my arm. She was completely flushed and gave me a look....now, I'm not some master playboy, and I've missed signals from girls dozens of times, but if that look didn't say at the very least, "kiss me now #######it", then I'm a ********. The moment passed, chatting continued and at some point I probably mentioned the fiancé. From the moment I got off the plane, I regretted not going for it. I think there was at least a 90% chance she would've met me in the bathroom.

That sucks! I'd love to have an experience like ChainsawU under my belt and at this point of my life prob won't have the opportunity to get one

I kick myself often. The worst part was this occurred in about a 6-month window when I promised myself I'd be good. Before that, cheated a handful of times, then toward the end I nailed more strange than in the 5 years prior. But in that little period of time, I was making an effort to be respectable. Life is cruel.Love the ChainsawU story...really want to know how old the girl was.

 

[TenTimes]

That sucks! I'd love to have an experience like ChainsawU under my belt and at this point of my life prob won't have the opportunity to get one

From what I hear envy can be deadly, so go get that lifesaving beej. Surely your wife would understand.

 

[drummer]

Had the chance, turned it down, still regret it. I was engaged at the time, ended up cheating on her a bunch of times and dumping her, but at that particular time I was trying to be good.

Wait! Was this just with a random???? If so, were you sitting next to her and somehow the conversation turned to sex in the bathroom?

Really cute blonde, chatty from the get-go. She told me she was a flight attendant for a private airline and got to meet lots of famous guys, mostly athletes. I didn't necessarily believe that, but she definitely seemed like a party girl, maybe a little crazy but in a good way. So what better way to pass time on a flight than talk with a hot girl? The conversation went on non-stop and just kind of got more familiar, and definitely flirty. There was some turbulence, and she made this face...I asked if she was alright, she said turbulence drives her nuts...I assumed she meant afraid, but before I could say anything, the plane jolted again, and she stiffened in her seat, leaned back, looked up and bit her lip as if someone was going down on her, and grabbed my arm. She was completely flushed and gave me a look....now, I'm not some master playboy, and I've missed signals from girls dozens of times, but if that look didn't say at the very least, "kiss me now #######it", then I'm a ********. The moment passed, chatting continued and at some point I probably mentioned the fiancé. From the moment I got off the plane, I regretted not going for it. I think there was at least a 90% chance she would've met me in the bathroom.

That sucks! I'd love to have an experience like ChainsawU under my belt and at this point of my life prob won't have the opportunity to get one

This is disturbing on many a level.

 

[dozer]

Hey, you know what they say, see a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down a smack 'em yak 'em!

 

[McGarnicle]

Had the chance, turned it down, still regret it. I was engaged at the time, ended up cheating on her a bunch of times and dumping her, but at that particular time I was trying to be good.

Wait! Was this just with a random???? If so, were you sitting next to her and somehow the conversation turned to sex in the bathroom?

Really cute blonde, chatty from the get-go. She told me she was a flight attendant for a private airline and got to meet lots of famous guys, mostly athletes. I didn't necessarily believe that, but she definitely seemed like a party girl, maybe a little crazy but in a good way. So what better way to pass time on a flight than talk with a hot girl? The conversation went on non-stop and just kind of got more familiar, and definitely flirty. There was some turbulence, and she made this face...I asked if she was alright, she said turbulence drives her nuts...I assumed she meant afraid, but before I could say anything, the plane jolted again, and she stiffened in her seat, leaned back, looked up and bit her lip as if someone was going down on her, and grabbed my arm. She was completely flushed and gave me a look....now, I'm not some master playboy, and I've missed signals from girls dozens of times, but if that look didn't say at the very least, "kiss me now #######it", then I'm a ********. The moment passed, chatting continued and at some point I probably mentioned the fiancé. From the moment I got off the plane, I regretted not going for it. I think there was at least a 90% chance she would've met me in the bathroom.

That sucks! I'd love to have an experience like ChainsawU under my belt and at this point of my life prob won't have the opportunity to get one

This is disturbing on many a level.

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:regret:

 

[sbonomo]

I lost my bookmark so here goes:

[SIZE=9.5pt]A few years out of college a group of buddies and I were all sent to Alabama for a project at work. Flying out of Atlanta (at this point we all had status so took up half of first class) there was a three hour weather delay. Being fresh out of college we all took the opportunity to hit the Admiral Club for HH. After two hours of serious drinking with a couple of cougars we figured out they were on the same flight back to Phx. Fast forward to the flight, we used several upgrades to bring two of them into first class to continue the party. After drinking all of the whisky, rum and scotch on the plane we were approaching phx. Next thing I know one of the cougars is getting frisky with my buddy. Unfortunately he has a girlfriend and is not being receptive. Another buddy notices as well, not sure how he beat me too it, and switches seats. While in our final decent, I see the blouse fly open and her head go underneath that little blanket the airlines provide. The stewardess makes a final pass by and give a disgusted look but does not say anything. Thankfully there were all male friendly’s in first class that day because the blanket continually fell off. At the end of the flight the two stewardess’s try to grab my buddy as he was rushing out of the plane holding his pants up. He was so drunk the he forgot his luggage and computer on the plane. This was pre 9/11 so I often wonder what would have happened post. [/SIZE]

 

[Idiot Boxer]

On and airplane? No.

In an airplane? Yes.

On an airplane? No.

With an airplane? Yes.

 

[drummer]

Had the chance, turned it down, still regret it. I was engaged at the time, ended up cheating on her a bunch of times and dumping her, but at that particular time I was trying to be good.

Wait! Was this just with a random???? If so, were you sitting next to her and somehow the conversation turned to sex in the bathroom?

Really cute blonde, chatty from the get-go. She told me she was a flight attendant for a private airline and got to meet lots of famous guys, mostly athletes. I didn't necessarily believe that, but she definitely seemed like a party girl, maybe a little crazy but in a good way. So what better way to pass time on a flight than talk with a hot girl? The conversation went on non-stop and just kind of got more familiar, and definitely flirty. There was some turbulence, and she made this face...I asked if she was alright, she said turbulence drives her nuts...I assumed she meant afraid, but before I could say anything, the plane jolted again, and she stiffened in her seat, leaned back, looked up and bit her lip as if someone was going down on her, and grabbed my arm. She was completely flushed and gave me a look....now, I'm not some master playboy, and I've missed signals from girls dozens of times, but if that look didn't say at the very least, "kiss me now #######it", then I'm a ********. The moment passed, chatting continued and at some point I probably mentioned the fiancé. From the moment I got off the plane, I regretted not going for it. I think there was at least a 90% chance she would've met me in the bathroom.

That sucks! I'd love to have an experience like ChainsawU under my belt and at this point of my life prob won't have the opportunity to get one

This is disturbing on many a level.

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:regret:

That'll teach ya.

:curseHUCKSdoesn'tlikethis:

 

[Apple Jack]

Hey, you know what they say, see a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down a smack 'em yak 'em!

Oh, stewardess...

 

[Otis]

I barely fit in those bathrooms by myself.

I have however had sex in the bsck seat of a taxi while on the Brooklyn bridge in traffic.

 

[cstu]

Hey, you know what they say, see a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down a smack 'em yak 'em!

We've already established that we don't speak jive.