I have a buddy who got tossed in here once. Coming home from an REM concert in NYC to our beach house we'd rented for the summer in LBI. He got lost looking for the Lincoln Tunnel and pulled over to ask a cop for directions. Cop smelled beer on his breath, pulled him out of the car, made him blow - .11%. Tossed him in the back of a squad car and took him away. It was a Friday night, so they couldn't get him before a judge until Monday, they bussed him to Riker's and held him there for 2 1/2 days. He wasn't in prison, just in a holding cell, but at one point he told the guards he had to take a dump so they took him to a prisoner's cell - said convict(s) were out in the yard. He took a crunch in the dude's cell and then realized there was no toilet paper. So he grabbed the guy's shirt off his bed and wiped his keister with that, then tossed the ####-soiled shirt back onto his bed. Spent the next day and a half petrified that somehow the guy would find out that he'd done it and get to him somehow.