Help coming up with a pun (1 Viewer)

[CurlyNight]

Ok, I'm not good at this...

There's a photo of a bridge in the UK. My friend is a piano player for a group and has a gig tonight. Any cool pun that's not to do with suicide/jumping off it?

 

[Fat Nick]

Ok, I'm not good at this...

There's a photo of a bridge in the UK. My friend is a piano player for a group and has a gig tonight. Any cool pun that's not to do with suicide/jumping off it?

What does the bridge have to do with your buddy's gig?

How about, "Sometimes you have to burn a few bridges to keep the groupies from following you?" That is...if a band with a piano player has groupies...

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

How does the picture come into it. Are you giving him the picture or what? "This should help you remember every great song has a good bridge in it."

 

[Sinn Fein]

Bridge over Troubled Water?

 

[CurlyNight]

Ok, I'm not good at this...

There's a photo of a bridge in the UK. My friend is a piano player for a group and has a gig tonight. Any cool pun that's not to do with suicide/jumping off it?

What does the bridge have to do with your buddy's gig?

How about, "Sometimes you have to burn a few bridges to keep the groupies from following you?" That is...if a band with a piano player has groupies...

He's a punny guy and always alludes to a pun we have to put together. He posted his pic of the bridge in Gateshead/Newcastle. That's always a queue to try and be punny. I'm thinking of piano chords. Not being a piano person not sure how the bridge works with it and how to do it.

 

[matttyl]

When I was young, I entered a pun writing contest. I entered 10 puns. None of them won. No pun in 10 did.

 

[Chase Stuart]

http://www.conderpiano.com/Upright.jpg

 

[CurlyNight]

He's on a 2 month tour in the UK so he's going to start punting the puns at us, and I'm not good at it so stay tuned for more of me asking for helllllllllp! lease:

 

[CurlyNight]

Also, please keep in mind it won't end there... he'll pun back. He only speaks in puns... How he's a good friend of mine is beyond me as I suck at this! lol

 

[Sinn Fein]

Here is a bridge, now get over it.

 

[Jaysus]

The best way to communicate with a fish is to drop them a line.

 

[hagmania]

Don't forget to wear bridges.

 

[CurlyNight]

Don't forget to wear bridges.

Funny, but I'd like to keep him as a good friend....

 

[Sinn Fein]

This is about as long as my attention span

 

[Sinn Fein]

You can't name a Bridge Chuck Norris, because no one crosses Chuck Norris

 

[Bluestaples]

In the winter my dog wears his coat, but in the summer he wears his coat and pants.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

I wanna party with you guys.

 

[ChiefD]

"I'd say something funny but pictures of bridges are stupid."

 

[CurlyNight]

Some good ones, some

 

[D in the D]

Thinkin' bout the times you drove in my car.

Thinking that I might have drove you too far.

Where is the bridge? Where is the bridge?

 

[Peak]

Did you finally get over that bridge, or just burn it down?

When Timberland said "Take 'em to the bridge", I don't think that's what they meant?

 

[zamboni]

Photo goes on his face. "The next cut is on the bridge of my nose". :groan:

 

[Don Quixote]

Bridge on the River Kawai

 

[pantagrapher]

Shoot the Piano Player

 

[Jaysus]

Post photo of bridge

Ask friends to make a funny

That's why they hate me

 

[ChiefD]

Pic of your new home after your gig bombs?

 

[Long Ball Larry]

Bridge over the River Keys

 

[Long Ball Larry]

Hey fatty, I got a movie for ya! A Fridge too Far.

 

[CurlyNight]

How does the picture come into it. Are you giving him the picture or what? "This should help you remember every great song has a good bridge in it."

Does this make sense? Trying to do 2 in 1..

"This band's music has a great bridge in them, like a bridge over troubled waters."

 

[ChiefD]

How does the picture come into it. Are you giving him the picture or what? "This should help you remember every great song has a good bridge in it."

Does this make sense? Trying to do 2 in 1..

"This band's music has a great bridge in them, like a bridge over troubled waters."

This is not a pun. Unless pun = not funny.

 

[Long Ball Larry]

Bridge the Gap, Mind the Gap

 

[Long Ball Larry]

Our bridges go nowhere

 

[TheIronSheik]

Piano? Damn near bridged her!

 

[CurlyNight]

How does the picture come into it. Are you giving him the picture or what? "This should help you remember every great song has a good bridge in it."

Does this make sense? Trying to do 2 in 1..

"This band's music has a great bridge in them, like a bridge over troubled waters."

This is not a pun. Unless pun = not funny.

Doesn't always have to be a funny. Can just be a play on words.

 

[Insein]

"#### you! How punny was that d bag?"

Say that to him.

 

[Sinn Fein]

You should have seen the unabridged photo...

 

[Fennis]

hey jump off this bridge

 

[Insein]

Fein is killing it.

 

[IC FBGCav]

There are bridges in music correct? Explore that path.

 

[TheIronSheik]

Bringing sexy back. (Take 'em to the bridge!)

 

[Snoopy]

Hope the piano music is in harmony and the bridge is not (unlike "Galloping Gertie")

 

[tri-man 47]

No tinkling on the bridge: Pianists do it on the stage.