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ClownCausedChaos2

ClownCausedChaos2

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Some dude just asked me for a dollar. I told him I had no cash on me, and continued on around the corner and into the bank.

After I finished my business in the bank, I turned to leave and the same dude was at the next teller window making a cash withdrawal.

Can't fault a guy for trying.

 
Slow it down some
No split clown
Bum, your old hit sound dumb
Hold it now, crown 'im
Where you found them at
Got 'em 'round town
Coulda drowned in it
Woulda floated bloated
Voted sugar coated
Loaded hip shooter
Draw for the poor
Free coffee at the banks
Hit through the straw
None more for me, thanks
That blanks the raw
That dank sure stank lit
Sank passed the pit for more hardcore prank spit
Crank it on blast
Roll past front street
Blew the whole spot
Like some old ### with skunk meat
These kids is too fast
Juiced off a junk treat
Who could get looser off a crunk or a funk beat?

 
ClownCausedChaos2 said:
Some dude just asked me for a dollar. I told him I had no cash on me, and continued on around the corner and into the bank.

After I finished my business in the bank, I turned to leave and the same dude was at the next teller window making a cash withdrawal.

Can't fault a guy for trying.
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Maybe he ONLY needed a dollar and didn't feel like making a withdrawl of just a dollar until you forced his hand.

ETA - It'd be worse if he was making a deposit of the dollar you had just given him...

 
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Are you sure he didn't rob the place? Maybe slipped the teller a note instructing them to act like it was a normal withdrawal? Nice job, that $1 could have prevented a bank robbery. <_<

 
Fat Nick said:
ClownCausedChaos2 said:
Some dude just asked me for a dollar. I told him I had no cash on me, and continued on around the corner and into the bank.

After I finished my business in the bank, I turned to leave and the same dude was at the next teller window making a cash withdrawal.

Can't fault a guy for trying.
Click to expand...
Maybe he ONLY needed a dollar and didn't feel like making a withdrawl of just a dollar until you forced his hand.

ETA - It'd be worse if he was making a deposit of the dollar you had just given him...
Click to expand...
C'mon. Who only needs a dollar anymore?

 
ClownCausedChaos2 said:
Fat Nick said:
ClownCausedChaos2 said:
Some dude just asked me for a dollar. I told him I had no cash on me, and continued on around the corner and into the bank.

After I finished my business in the bank, I turned to leave and the same dude was at the next teller window making a cash withdrawal.

Can't fault a guy for trying.
Click to expand...
Maybe he ONLY needed a dollar and didn't feel like making a withdrawl of just a dollar until you forced his hand.

ETA - It'd be worse if he was making a deposit of the dollar you had just given him...
Click to expand...
C'mon. Who only needs a dollar anymore?
Click to expand...
Maybe he was headed to the dollar store.
 
johnnycakes said:
ClownCausedChaos2 said:
Fat Nick said:
ClownCausedChaos2 said:
Some dude just asked me for a dollar. I told him I had no cash on me, and continued on around the corner and into the bank.

After I finished my business in the bank, I turned to leave and the same dude was at the next teller window making a cash withdrawal.

Can't fault a guy for trying.
Click to expand...
Maybe he ONLY needed a dollar and didn't feel like making a withdrawl of just a dollar until you forced his hand.

ETA - It'd be worse if he was making a deposit of the dollar you had just given him...
Click to expand...
C'mon. Who only needs a dollar anymore?
Click to expand...
Maybe he was headed to the dollar store.
Click to expand...
He'd need $1.06.

 
There was a guy in Miami that I would see all around town with a radiator fluid container telling people he had run out of gas and could they spare a couple of bucks so he could get home. Sometimes he had a little girl with him which really brings the bucks I bet. Hit me up multiple times over a few month period. So one night after I had a couple of drinks he hit me up outside a bar. I said to him "how do you run out of gas everyday? We both know you are a scammer. You have hit me up a dozen times at least." He just laughed and pulled out a huge wad of bills. Said he made as much as 400 a day in cash doing his thing and if I didn't give him money someone else would. I figured this was true. But I was just drunk enough to decide to make it hard. I followed him around for about half an hour and ruined business for him until I got bored and went on my way. If he saw me after that he would turn and almost run away.

 
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