Hetero guys, would you do this for 500k tax free? (1 Viewer)

[Parrothead]

500K buys a lot of ferns and window treatments..

 

[Ned]

Some of you are really much too driven by money.

You think of it as money, but I think of it as moving a lot closer to not having to work; at least not in this capacity. Say goodbye to the mortgage and a large chunk of college savings and a lot more options become available.

Bingo. Money buys you time and pleasure.

For enduring 8 hours of this suckiness and shame I get 500k which probably shaves 2-5 years off my working life.

I'd still rather eat the turd, but I'd also rather do this than the thousands of fillings and crowns it is going to take me to generate the same revenue.

If you really think it just ends at the 8hrs, you're kidding yourself. I don't know about you, but that 8hrs would probably haunt me for the rest of my life.

 

[Time Kibitzer]

Some of you are really much too driven by money.

Some of you are much too concerned about gay stuff.

"I'm going to work 10,000 hours at a boring office job I hate so I can earn the money to live." "Sure, that makes sense, go for it."

"I'm gonna spend an hour getting blasted by a gay gentleman so I can earn the same amount of money." "You are too motivated by money."

Are you gay? If not your willingness to be for a few bucks means yes you are too motivated by money.

I'm not gay, and I'm doubtful that this experience would make me gay. I don't know why you think it would.

If you are a guy and you are getting ####ed in the ### by another guy that's pretty much the definition of gay.

So I just ate a quesadilla for lunch, does that mean I'm Mexican now, or does it mean I was Mexican only when I was eating the quesadilla?

 

[Timmay]

If you are a guy and you are getting ####ed in the ### by another guy that's pretty much the definition of gay.

But I know I'm not gay, and now I have a cool 500K. So, go ahead and judge me, but I'm waddling out of that bedroom with bowlegged confidence and my tear-stained face held up high.

You can't unsuck a D.

 

[NutterButter]

Did anyone mention there's recreational drugs involved. Just take a bunch of acid or ecstasy.

 

[Das Boot]

If you are a guy and you are getting ####ed in the ### by another guy that's pretty much the definition of gay.

But I know I'm not gay, and now I have a cool 500K. So, go ahead and judge me, but I'm waddling out of that bedroom with bowlegged confidence and my tear-stained face held up high.

 

[RBM]

If you are a guy and you are getting ####ed in the ### by another guy that's pretty much the definition of gay.

But I know I'm not gay, and now I have a cool 500K. So, go ahead and judge me, but I'm waddling out of that bedroom with bowlegged confidence and my tear-stained face held up high.

You can't unsuck a D.

 

[Henry Ford]

Some of you are really much too driven by money.

Some of you are much too concerned about gay stuff.

"I'm going to work 10,000 hours at a boring office job I hate so I can earn the money to live." "Sure, that makes sense, go for it."

"I'm gonna spend an hour getting blasted by a gay gentleman so I can earn the same amount of money." "You are too motivated by money."

Are you gay? If not your willingness to be for a few bucks means yes you are too motivated by money.

I'm not gay, and I'm doubtful that this experience would make me gay. I don't know why you think it would.

If you are a guy and you are getting ####ed in the ### by another guy that's pretty much the definition of gay.

That's not a very well thought out statement.

 

[Parrothead]

If you are a guy and you are getting ####ed in the ### by another guy that's pretty much the definition of gay.

But I know I'm not gay, and now I have a cool 500K. So, go ahead and judge me, but I'm waddling out of that bedroom with bowlegged confidence and my tear-stained face held up high.

You can't unsuck a D.

 

[Zow]

NTTAWWT:

Godsbrother, benztoronto, fatguyinalittlecoat, sbonomo, tonydead, Philo Beddoe,Moe., MikeIke, soothsayer, Rove!, cj*, BoltzNBrew, CBusAlex, Homer J Simpson,Cyclones, Dan Lambskin, HughHoney, Zow, Marauder, NutterButter

Not gay enough:

Baloney Sandwich, DrJ, Sarnoff, Stinger Ray, jhib, Normie32r, (HULK), honky kong,scoobus, Dragons, bucs4life_99, chet, Keerock, RBM, Mad Cow, Ghost Rider,Pots, Wildcat, tom22406, Mene, Spike, Controller, KarmaPolice, Fat Nick, kutta,Kenny Blankenship, Otis, lumpy19, seahawk 17, fantasycurse42, lod01, Tackling Dummies, Tom Servo, IvanKaramazov, icecat4270, encaitar, Ned, Copeman,BobbyLayne

at Chet, Otis, Mad Cow, Sarnoff, and the other pretty wealthy members are in the "no" category.

 

[EYLive]

I already have waaaay more than $500k. Voted no.

 

[jon_mx]

I think I will just have some of that un-gay therapy stuff and be fine. I think I would be more traumatized by a fat ugly chick.

 

[CBusAlex]

Did anyone mention there's recreational drugs involved. Just take a bunch of acid or ecstasy.

I'm going to say that acid would not be my drug of choice for this particular occasion.

 

[jon_mx]

I think it is funny on some of people who think they are tolerant are so hung up on labeling peoe gay. Either you are attracted to guys or you are not. Getting $500k for performing an act does not mean you are loving it.

 

[mquinnjr]

To the white courtesy phone

 

[Scoresman]

Doing what is described in the OP is certainly a gay act, but doing it does not necessarily make one gay. Being gay requires that you like it and want to do it. It's a lifestyle that is not defined by the one act.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Doing what is described in the OP is certainly a gay act, but doing it does not necessarily make one gay.

"It doesn't help"

 

[NutterButter]

Did anyone mention there's recreational drugs involved. Just take a bunch of acid or ecstasy.

I'm going to say that acid would not be my drug of choice for this particular occasion.

How about a roofie or scopolamine.

 

[Brony]

People ask some weird crap in here...

It's hilarious to me how fast you find these threads with these gay themes, only to insist you're condemning them. I think you're trying to reassure yourself that you're not gay.

I think its more hilarious this coming from "tinker bell", Do you have a crush on me, hot pants....

Seriously. What a creep.

 

[jon_mx]

Reminds me of the old joke 'but #### one goat!'.

 

[cstu]

~1 hour, no more, of anything goes one-on-one sex

What do you mean "anything goes"?

 

[Bull Dozier]

You had me until "anything goes." The first thought in my mind was the "lust" scene from Se7en. I want to know exactly what entails "anything goes" before I'd agree to this. Way to open ended.

 

[Scoresman]

You had me until "anything goes." The first thought in my mind was the "lust" scene from Se7en. I want to know exactly what entails "anything goes" before I'd agree to this. Way to open ended.

There are probably lots of people out there who'd prefer to take a dickknife to the ### than an actual ****.

 

[-fish-]

what kind of drugs?

 

[McGarnicle]

I don't have $500k, so I'll just whack off for free TYVM.

 

[jon_mx]

You had me until "anything goes." The first thought in my mind was the "lust" scene from Se7en. I want to know exactly what entails "anything goes" before I'd agree to this. Way to open ended.

There are probably lots of people out there who'd prefer to take a dickknife to the ### than an actual ****.

As long as it does not include turd eating. Whoever thought of that was a good idea for a thread was sick,

 

[Scoresman]

You had me until "anything goes." The first thought in my mind was the "lust" scene from Se7en. I want to know exactly what entails "anything goes" before I'd agree to this. Way to open ended.

There are probably lots of people out there who'd prefer to take a dickknife to the ### than an actual ****.

As long as it does not include turd eating. Whoever thought of that was a good idea for a thread was sick,

well if "anything goes" includes ass2mouth, then there sure is some turd eating involved.

 

[LinusMarr]

People ask some weird crap in here...

It's hilarious to me how fast you find these threads with these gay themes, only to insist you're condemning them. I think you're trying to reassure yourself that you're not gay.

I think its more hilarious this coming from "tinker bell", Do you have a crush on me, hot pants....

Seriously. What a creep.

Some people are waaaay too uptight....

 

[Rayderr]

Some of you are really much too driven by money.

Some of you are much too concerned about gay stuff.

"I'm going to work 10,000 hours at a boring office job I hate so I can earn the money to live." "Sure, that makes sense, go for it."

"I'm gonna spend an hour getting blasted by a gay gentleman so I can earn the same amount of money." "You are too motivated by money."

Are you gay? If not your willingness to be for a few bucks means yes you are too motivated by money.

I'm not gay, and I'm doubtful that this experience would make me gay. I don't know why you think it would.

If you are a guy and you are getting ####ed in the ### by another guy that's pretty much the definition of gay.

In this situation, it doesn't make us gay, it just make us high priced gay prostitutes.

 

[Tom Servo]

If you are a guy and you are getting ####ed in the ### by another guy that's pretty much the definition of gay.

But I know I'm not gay, and now I have a cool 500K. So, go ahead and judge me, but I'm waddling out of that bedroom with bowlegged confidence and my tear-stained face held up high.

You sure those are tears on your face?

 

[Plorfu]

If you are a guy and you are getting ####ed in the ### by another guy that's pretty much the definition of gay.

But I know I'm not gay, and now I have a cool 500K. So, go ahead and judge me, but I'm waddling out of that bedroom with bowlegged confidence and my tear-stained face held up high.

You sure those are tears on your face?

I aaaaaalmost edited it but decided to err on the side of no timeouts for now.

 

[bostonfred]

I assume by anything goes, that means butt sex, butt licking and all that stuff that goes with it. I assume his penis will be in my mouth at some point too. That's asking a lot and 500K is not life changing enough. It would have to be enough money for me to be able to quit my job.

Wait, the deal breaker for you would be the oral? I think that'd be way easier than taking it in the bum. Blowing a dude would be like eating a rocket pop except its warm and **** flavored. Taking it in the bum would be like the worst moment you've had at the doctors office except repeatedly, mercilessly, and abrasively enough that it increases the risk of bodily fluids getting into your blood which pretty much means you're getting torn apart from the inside. Doesn't even seem to compare imo.

 

[cstu]

I assume by anything goes, that means butt sex, butt licking and all that stuff that goes with it. I assume his penis will be in my mouth at some point too. That's asking a lot and 500K is not life changing enough. It would have to be enough money for me to be able to quit my job.

Wait, the deal breaker for you would be the oral? I think that'd be way easier than taking it in the bum. Blowing a dude would be like eating a rocket pop except its warm and **** flavored. Taking it in the bum would be like the worst moment you've had at the doctors office except repeatedly, mercilessly, and abrasively enough that it increases the risk of bodily fluids getting into your blood which pretty much means you're getting torn apart from the inside. Doesn't even seem to compare imo.

I've done it to women and they don't seem that tortured by it...

 

[Nipsey]

I wouldn't do it because there's a chance you could get stiffed in the end.

 

[jon_mx]

I wouldn't do it because there's a chance you could get stiffed in the end.

You can always take the full load upfront.

 

[fatness]

I would do this way before eating a turd.

anything goes... whos to say the dude isn't in to "feeding" you

I do not consider that sex. It turds and urine are on the table, I would not do this.

If not on the table, what if they were in an attractive bowl?

 

[Annyong]

Anything goes for him or anything goes for me?

Voted yes.

 

[fatness]

When you say anything goes...will he still be gentle?

No, He is going to "punish" you, you are gonna earn that 500k...

Voice of experience there.

 

[Das Boot]

~1 hour, no more, of anything goes one-on-one sex

What do you mean "anything goes"?

Kinda like Pulp Fiction, only not as gentle and loving.

 

[jon_mx]

I would do this way before eating a turd.

anything goes... whos to say the dude isn't in to "feeding" you

I do not consider that sex. It turds and urine are on the table, I would not do this.

If not on the table, what if they were in an attractive bowl?

Not in a bowl.
Not with a troll.
Not in a house.
Not with a mouse.
I would not eat them here or there.
I would not eat them anywhere.
I would not eat turds and pee.
I do not like them, Sam-I-be.

 

[Otis]

If you are a guy and you are getting ####ed in the ### by another guy that's pretty much the definition of gay.

But I know I'm not gay, and now I have a cool 500K. So, go ahead and judge me, but I'm waddling out of that bedroom with bowlegged confidence and my tear-stained face held up high.

You can't unsuck a D.

 

[Wrigley]

I'd rather pretend I'm drunk in Vegas

 

[tommyboy]

Not enough money

 

[Foosball God]

I assume by anything goes, that means butt sex, butt licking and all that stuff that goes with it. I assume his penis will be in my mouth at some point too. That's asking a lot and 500K is not life changing enough. It would have to be enough money for me to be able to quit my job.

$500K would be pretty life-changing for me.

So would an hour of anything goes gay sex.

 

[mquinnjr]

Oh, another ripple I haven't seen discussed (sorry if it was): For all who said "yes," OP, is the STD status of both parties checked beforehand, and is protection a given, or not available as "the rub" in the process of making the person shelling out 500k happy/ the party receiving 500k a cost of doing business?

 

[quickhands]

500k? sure what do I care. I am deliciousness

 

[quickhands]

Oh, another ripple I haven't seen discussed (sorry if it was): For all who said "yes," OP, is the STD status of both parties checked beforehand, and is protection a given, or not available as "the rub" in the process of making the person shelling out 500k happy/ the party receiving 500k a cost of doing business?

oh the batch has a glove on

 

[AAABatteries]

I could live with the knowledge I did it but would prefer others not know. Whoring yourself to a 50 year old guy would be hard to live down and you would constantly be wondering what people are thinking of you.

 

[flapgreen]

#### no

 

[Wrigley]

#### no

sounds like a yes to me