Hey girl... (1 Viewer)

[eoMMan]

Are you sitting on an F5 key?

Cause your ### is refreshing!

 

[eoMMan]

Hey girl,

Is your name Google?

Cause you're everything I'm searching for!

 

[Zow]

Hey girl....

Did it hurt?

You know, when you fell from heaven.

/thread

 

[gianmarco]

Hey girl...

Nice shoes...

Wanna ####?

 

[Leviathan]

Disappointed.

Thought it was going to be a Kajagoogoo thread.

By all means, carry on.

 

[Peyton Marino]

Heyy girl.

Are u a beaver?

Cuz dam.

 

[GOB]

Hey girl,

Are you ######ed?

Because you look special.

 

[AAABatteries]

Hey girl,

Are you ######ed?

Because you look special.

Sorry but

 

[Das Boot]

Hey girl...

Are you one of the Three Stooges?

Cuz you look fine

 

[Borden]

Hey girl...

If you were a booger,

I'd pick you first.

 

[Mr. Ected]

Hey girl...

Is that a mirror in your pants?

'Cause I can see myself in them.

 

[GOB]

Hey girl

I am six foot 4 inches

Thats two measurements

 

[GOB]

Hey girl

Are you tired?

Because you have bags under your eyes and you are being a #####.

 

[bigbottom]

Hey girl

Are you tired?

Because you have bags under your eyes and you are being a #####.

 

[GOB]

Hey girl

Are you on Game of Thrones?

Because I have no idea who you are or what your name is.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Hey girl...my name's CCC2. I've got a twelve inch tongue and I can breathe out of my ears.

 

[SWC]

i got ths one hey brohanista are you a dime because i want to take you to the bank

 

[Aerial Assault]

i got ths one hey brohanista are you a dime because i want to take you to the bank

brohanista

 

[McGarnicle]

Hey girl, you want this Justin Bieber CD? Get in the van.

 

[ghostguy123]

i got ths one hey brohanista are you a dime because i want to take you to the bank

made my day

 

[SeveredHorseHeads]

Hey girl

Are you on Game of Thrones?

Because I have no idea who you are or what your name is.

 

[timschochet]

Hey Hillary

 

[Soulfly3]

hey girl

do you share custody of your dog with your ex?

cuz that's cool with me.

 

[Not Sure]

Hey girl

Are you a fire detector?

Because you are really loud and annoying

 

[ghostguy123]

Hey girl

What is a fire detector??

 

[Aerial Assault]

Hey girl

What is a fire detector??

You know, that thing that detects fire. Not related to that situation in which some azzclown prank-pulls the flame + heat alarm.

 

[ghostguy123]

Hey girl

What is a fire detector??

You know, that thing that detects fire. Not related to that situation in which some azzclown prank-pulls the flame + heat alarm.

Yeah, I hate when it rains inside

 

[Spartans Rule]

Hey girl

Do you work for UPS?

Cause I swear I saw you checking out my package!

 

[jon_mx]

Hey girl

Do you work for UPS?

Cause I got a package I need overnighted in your big brown box.

Fyp

 

[rockaction]

Hey girl

Are you a fire detector?

Because you are really loud and annoying

Hey girl...

Did you set that detector off?

Cause you are on FIYAHHHHHH!!!!

(Best said with a pair of Buddy Holly Ray Bans and a throwback Milwaukee Brewers plastic replica helmet. Works every time.)

 

[ghostguy123]

Hey girl

Do you work for UPS?

Cause I swear I saw you checking out my package!

or

cause you sure know how to handle a package

or

cause you are rough with packages

or

here is my package

or

one of 100 other things. good starting line with endless possibilities.

this has legs

 

[PatsWillWin]

Hey girl...

Happy easter! Wanna buy a t-shirt with a fighting ######?

 

[Otis]

i got ths one hey brohanista are you a dime because i want to take you to the bank

brohanista

Lmao

 

[Cunk]

Hay girl,

You may be a scarecrow

But that ain't stoppin' me frum humpin' ya

 

[El Floppo]

GoB

 

[Ned]

Hey girl,

are you a termite?

cause you're about to get a mouthful of wood.

 

[arrow1]

i got ths one hey brohanista are you a dime because i want to take you to the bank

 

[Zow]

i got ths one hey brohanista are you a dime because i want to take you to the bank

 

[Jackstraw]

i got ths one hey brohanista are you a dime because i want to take you to the bank

Elite upper tier. no doubt about it.

 

[Zow]

Hey girl

Are you on Game of Thrones?

Because I have no idea who you are or what

your name is.

 

[Brony]

first SWC post that made me genuinely laugh.

 

[glock]

Hey girl,

I bet you- there's someone out to get you
You'll find him anywhere
On a bus, in a bar, in a grocery store

He'll say, "Excuse me- haven't I seen you somewhere before?"

 

[Thorn]

i got ths one hey brohanista are you a dime because i want to take you to the bank

 

[Thorn]

Are you african?

cause you a frick in #####

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Hey girl,

Do you like sexual intercourse? Cuz I do.

I'm not great at it, but I'll try real hard.
As long as you don't mind a little sweat.

Ok a lot of sweat. And snoring. Lots of snoring after.

Can we stop for a burrito first?

 

[MattFancy]

i got ths one hey brohanista are you a dime because i want to take you to the bank

Just shut it down

 

[Peyton Marino]

hey girl,

come with me,

and let yourself go.

 

[kentric]

Hey girl.

Are you chicken?

Cause I've got a great ####.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Hey girl, you want this Justin Bieber CD? Get in the van.

 

[Worm]

Hey girrrl

I'm no weatherman, but it looks like you're gonna get more than a couple inches tonight...