Home Run Derby Thread (1 Viewer)

[Capella]

He didn't have the double Chalupa she was seeking.  Judge has the triple Chalupa! 

Yup. He just told me "#### he hits the ball hard."

me: that's not all he hits hard. 

Him: ?

 

[Limp Ditka]

Lovable!

A little less hateable since they moved out of that hellhole of a dome. Outside of the Puckett gate, which I refused to walk through, the new ballpark really is a great place.

 

[FishTacoTuesday]

Yup. He just told me "#### he hits the ball hard."

me: that's not all he hits hard. 

Him: ?

 

[FishTacoTuesday]

Former Yankee Clay Bellinger, Cody's Dad, is now a fire fighter.

Now that's a good subplot, way to barely mention that ESPN. 

All Star Game is in DC next year, I'm taking the week off work and going to everything.  Never been to All-Star game stuff before, want to see everything. 

 

[Hilts]

This really is more funner without Berman. 

Damn you all. 

 

[Limp Ditka]

Damn you all. 

So you're the one?

 

[Yankee23Fan]

ALL RISE!

 

[Hilts]

So you're the one?

<_<

 

[Limp Ditka]

That kid almost got that one hopper in the mouf.

 

[Limp Ditka]

<_<

Forgot you started making this thread funner. Thought it was about Berman.

 

[FishTacoTuesday]

Holy ####, what a bull

 

[Hilts]

Dodgers Yankees. Kind of the dream scenario for ratings. 

Instead we get the twins. #### this. 

 

[Yankee23Fan]

Be seated.

 

[The General]

He's kind of strong.

 

[gianmarco]

513 ft...

 

[Cowboysfan8]

Be seated.

Typical Yankee fan

 

[ChiefD]

Former Yankee Clay Bellinger, Cody's Dad, is now a fire fighter.

Now that's a good subplot, way to barely mention that ESPN. 

All Star Game is in DC next year, I'm taking the week off work and going to everything.  Never been to All-Star game stuff before, want to see everything. 

I went to the home run derby in KC a few years ago.  It was really funner than a lot of things.

 

[FishTacoTuesday]

Gallo, Sano, and Stanton hit the ball as hard and far as Judge.  I think that is the first tier, then everyone else. 

 

[Limp Ditka]

Dodgers Yankees. Kind of the dream scenario for ratings. 

Instead we get the twins. #### this. 

Yeah. Harmon Killabrew would have been a real bore in this thing.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Its the uniform that matters

 

[Hilts]

Yeah. Harmon Killabrew would have been a real bore in this thing.

Well he's dead, so probably. 

 

[Limp Ditka]

Well he's dead, so probably. 

Thus, would have been.

Unlike your opinion, tense matters

 

[FishTacoTuesday]

Well he's dead, so probably. 

Dead Harmon Killebrew hits 15 easy IMO 

 

[Eephus]

"A little like Tiger Woods" has a completely different meaning nowadays

 

[Eephus]

Dead Harmon Killebrew hits 15 easy IMO 

Willie McCovey in his walker

 

[Limp Ditka]

I shouldn't dismiss the possibility that watching a corpse in this could make it funner

 

[The General]

Only so much material for these announcers to talk about.

 

[FishTacoTuesday]

Sano doing an Albert Haynesworth impersonation here. 

 

[gianmarco]

Sano doing an Albert Haynesworth impersonation here. 

Stomped on someone's head?

 

[FishTacoTuesday]

If I had to make a bet right now who has more career homers Sano or Judge, I'd take Sano.  Think I'd take Sanchez and Bellinger over Judge also. 

All four with great showings tonight though, good that MLB gets their young bucks in this derby. 

 

[Limp Ditka]

Sano doing an Albert Haynesworth impersonation here. 

Stomped on someone's head?

Hopefully Pitbull's

 

[Yankee23Fan]

I need a good summary judgment joke. 

 

[Eephus]

If I had to make a bet right now who has more career homers Sano or Judge, I'd take Sano.  Think I'd take Sanchez and Bellinger over Judge also. 

All four with great showings tonight though, good that MLB gets their young bucks in this derby. 

The MLB Marketing department will screw it up somehow

 

[FishTacoTuesday]

AL EAST! 
AL EAST!

AL EAST!

AL EAST!!!!

 

[Yankee23Fan]

 He made this way too easy. 

 

[Limp Ditka]

Is Betances actually bigger than Judge, or was that just a depth perception thing with the camera angle?

 

[FishTacoTuesday]

That was just ####### silly, Judge just dismissed the jury. 

 

[Zegras11]

can someone just punch the female announcer in the face and throat please

 

[FishTacoTuesday]

"Jury says Judge wins"

-Yankees fan sign, 2017 All-Star game

 

[Eephus]

can someone just punch the female announcer in the face and throat please

Is Aroldis Chapman there?

 

[FishTacoTuesday]

can someone just punch the female announcer in the face and throat please

Yeah it's awful.  They have some chick on Sunday night baseball and it's 3.5 hours of TMZ #### to impress the millennials.  :X

 

[gianmarco]

Hey guys, Aaron Judge won.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Yeah it's awful.  They have some chick on Sunday night baseball and it's 3.5 hours of TMZ #### to impress the millennials.  :X

Same person

 

[Eephus]

Yeah it's awful.  They have some chick on Sunday night baseball and it's 3.5 hours of TMZ #### to impress the millennials.  :X

It's funner for them

 

[Limp Ditka]

Hopefully Pitbull's

Jamie Foxx's would be acceptable too

 

[Limp Ditka]

Rickey being Rickey!

 

[Frostillicus]

If Sano and Judge switch pitchers Sano wins by 20.

 

[FishTacoTuesday]

This would have been a good time slot to replay the MLB Futures game.  @Eephus

Or maybe have it tomorrow afternoon at 4 or something.  Just terrible that game is played on Sunday in the afternoon, Murder She Wrote is gonna get better ratings in that time slot in the summer. 

 

[Limp Ditka]

Why is Jesse Ventura doing color for this celebrity game.?

 

[Eephus]

This would have been a good time slot to replay the MLB Futures game.  @Eephus

Or maybe have it tomorrow afternoon at 4 or something.  Just terrible that game is played on Sunday in the afternoon, Murder She Wrote is gonna get better ratings in that time slot in the summer. 

Angela Lansbury is hot