Homer doesn't follow through on things. (1 Viewer)

[Homer J Simpson]

Me and a few buddies were talking about this about a month or two ago and I've finally set it up. I registered a Web site that very night but we haven't done anything since...because following through on drunken conversations is generally pretty difficult. So instead of finding a hosting site and building a blog and all that crap, I just decided to use BlogSpot.

The result is Your Kid Is Not Special.

Your kid is not special. Allow me to repeat...a little louder for those in the back...YOUR KID IS NOT SPECIAL.

Anyway, I'd like to thank Orange Crush for the post that got me off my aarse and saw the perfect video to start off the blog.

More to come...

 

[pile of sith]

:subscribe:

 

[Woz]

is this a Maddox rip-off?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

is this a Maddox rip-off?

What's Maddox?

 

[lunar cranium]

is this a Maddox rip-off?

What's Maddox?

maddox.xmission.com

 

[Raider Nation]

It's a start. We'll need some pics of the shirts which currently hang in your closet.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

is this a Maddox rip-off?

What's Maddox?

maddox.xmission.com

Yeah, I looked at that for about 20 seconds and it hurt my whole head. And it seemed all over the map. Homer's blog is mainly about dooshbag parents and their snotnosed little demon-spawn.

 

[AhrnCityPahnder]

I predict about 3 updates to this before homer neglects it forever to concentrate on drinking.

 

[lord_helmet]

That Carlin clip says it all.

 

[Verbal Kint]

But I have a "My kid is an honor student" bumper sticker. So #### you!

 

[Disco Stu]

I predict about 3 updates to this before homer neglects it forever to concentrate on drinking.

3 might be a bit generous though.

 

[Print Is Dead]

You should shift your focus to witty commentary on celebrity news.

 

[Hoh]

I can probaly provide you with BOATLOADS of material. Dare to doubt me?

 

[urbanhack]

This blog does not allow anonymous comments.

 

[TheAristocrat]

Homer> Hi.

Interesting idea but I think you can do better. You like the alcohol. We all know this and celebrate your love of alcohol.

So, wouldn't a youtube blog be easier? Writing can be difficult. Especially when drunk. Why not just drunk rant on camera and post the results. The next morning you could post a sober (well, soberish) apology for the previous nights three drunk rants.

Maybe challenge Kige Ramsey for Youtube supremacy.

Think it over.

If you need any help, I'd be happy to do what I can.

Rainbows and kitten farts.

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

Rainbows and kitten farts.

 

[saintfool]

it's no rebigulator.

 

[bigfun54]

First, you're an idiot. These continued efforts to mask the fact that you're a lonely drunk are becoming less inspiring. Secondly, sorry that the day you released your blog is the same day Lindsay Lohan took all her clothes off, thereby relegating your blog to the nether regions of the FBG Forum. Thirdly and lastly MY KID IS SPECIAL!!!!!

 

[Verbal Kint]

First, you're an idiot. These continued efforts to mask the fact that you're a lonely drunk are becoming less inspiring. Secondly, sorry that the day you released your blog is the same day Lindsay Lohan took all her clothes off, thereby relegating your blog to the nether regions of the FBG Forum. Thirdly and lastly MY KID IS SPECIAL!!!!!

Only a true friend would be that brutally honest.

 

[bigfun54]

First, you're an idiot. These continued efforts to mask the fact that you're a lonely drunk are becoming less inspiring. Secondly, sorry that the day you released your blog is the same day Lindsay Lohan took all her clothes off, thereby relegating your blog to the nether regions of the FBG Forum. Thirdly and lastly MY KID IS SPECIAL!!!!!

Only a true friend would be that brutally honest.

After a re-read, perhaps too harsh. In the words of Carlin, "don't let self doubt and fears of inadequacy tamper with your plans to improve yourself." (also, this negative publicity has got you back at the top baby...for the time being at least.)

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

This concept seems a bit limited, but I'll be watching.

 

[Bonzai]

Bookmarked!

 

[Disco Stu]

I predict about 3 updates to this before homer neglects it forever to concentrate on drinking.

3 might be a bit generous though.

bump

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

Ah, the ol' "yearly blog." Nice work, Homie.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Day: 1 "Pushing"

Day: 2 "All Asian girls are hot...even the not hot ones.

Day: 3 "Why chicks like to be called 'monkeys'"

Day: 4 "I'm sober today"

 

[Slinger]

Wait a second. Lindsey Lohan took off all her clothes?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I predict about 3 updates to this before homer neglects it forever to concentrate on drinking.

3 might be a bit generous though.

bump

Yeah, I'm not what most people would call "industrious".I'll get to it when I get to it.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Day: 1 "Pushing"Day: 2 "All Asian girls are hot...even the not hot ones.Day: 3 "Why chicks like to be called 'monkeys'"Day: 4 "I'm sober today"

I like where this is going.

 

[trogg78]

couch taco :cough:

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Furley was supposed to send me breaking news updates while I was away finding myself.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Furley was supposed to send me breaking news updates while I was away finding myself.

Did you find it? Yourself, I mean.

 

[Mrs. BSR]

Ummm, Homer, I don't see any of the FBGals mentioned.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Furley was supposed to send me breaking news updates while I was away finding myself.

Did you find it? Yourself, I mean.

No but I met a Korean chick who does a great Ricky Riccardo impersonation.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Ummm, Homer, I don't see any of the FBGals mentioned.

Your kids aren't special, either. HTH.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Furley was supposed to send me breaking news updates while I was away finding myself.

Did you find it? Yourself, I mean.

No but I met a Korean chick who does a great Ricky Riccardo impersonation.

Did you tell her about me?

 

[Mrs. BSR]

Ummm, Homer, I don't see any of the FBGals mentioned.

Your kids aren't special, either. HTH.

That's not what I meant bub! It's a blog and Herbert the Hippo mentioned us gals in his blog so...

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Furley was supposed to send me breaking news updates while I was away finding myself.

Did you find it? Yourself, I mean.

No but I met a Korean chick who does a great Ricky Riccardo impersonation.

Did you tell her about me?

If Furley would have kept me in "the know" I would have linked your blog. I love seeing 12 pounds of potatoes in a ten pound sack.

 

[The Antijordan]

Day: 1 "Pushing"Day: 2 "All Asian girls are hot...even the not hot ones.Day: 3 "Why chicks like to be called 'monkeys'"Day: 4 "I'm sober today"

I like where this is going.

I'm guessing you didn't get to Day 4.

 

[TheAristocrat]

All flash and no substance. Frankly, I'm unimpressed.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

All flash and no substance. Frankly, I'm unimpressed.

 

[Verbal Kint]

 

[Navin R Johnson]

Ummm, Homer, I don't see any of the FBGals mentioned. <_<

Your kids aren't special, either. HTH.

That's not what I meant bub! It's a blog and Herbert the Hippo mentioned us gals in his blog so...

Herbert also decided it was a good idea to put linoleum on his floor.Why do you feel the need to be defined by your gender around here?

 

[Disco Stu]

I predict about 3 updates to this before homer neglects it forever to concentrate on drinking.

3 might be a bit generous though.

bump

Yeah, I'm not what most people would call "industrious".I'll get to it when I get to it.

Keep up the good work Homer.

 

[Running with scissors]

I predict about 3 updates to this before homer neglects it forever to concentrate on drinking.

Prescient. Except for the 3 updates part.

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

Update: My kid is still unspecial.

 

[Josie Maran]

Update: My kid is still unspecial.

Of all the stupid things I've said or done on this forum, I regret posting this more than anything.And just an FYI, surprisingly enough, the word has come back from my staff that your kid actually is special. Good work, buddy.

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

Update: My kid is still unspecial.

Of all the stupid things I've said or done on this forum, I regret posting this more than anything.And just an FYI, surprisingly enough, the word has come back from my staff that your kid actually is special. Good work, buddy.

:XAll in good fun. Thanks.

 

[glock]

Uhm...your blog is not special.

 

[AhrnCityPahnder]

Good work here, homer.

 

[Raider Nation]

This blog is probably getting more traffic than Tyler Durden by now.