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Hot Take: German Chocolate Cake Is The Best Cake (1 Viewer)

Ingredients
4 ounces German sweet chocolate, chopped
1/2 cup water
1 cup butter, softened
2 cups sugar
4 large eggs, room temperature, separated
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
2-1/2 cups cake flour
1 teaspoon baking soda
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 cup buttermilk

FROSTING:
1-1/2 cups sugar
1-1/2 cups evaporated milk
3/4 cup butter
5 large egg yolks, room temperature, beaten
2 cups sweetened shredded coconut
1-1/2 cups chopped pecans
|1-1/2 teaspoons vanilla extract

ICING:
1 teaspoon shortening
2 ounces semisweet chocolate

Directions

- Line three greased 9-in. round baking pans with waxed paper. Grease waxed paper and set aside. In small saucepan, melt chocolate with water over low heat; cool.

- Preheat oven to 350°. In a large bowl, cream butter and sugar until light and fluffy. Beat in 4 egg yolks, 1 at a time, beating well after each addition. Blend in melted chocolate and vanilla. Combine flour, baking soda and salt; add to the creamed mixture alternately with buttermilk, beating well after each addition.

- In a small bowl and with clean beaters, beat the 4 egg whites until stiff peaks form. Fold a fourth of the egg whites into creamed mixture; fold in remaining whites.

- Pour batter into prepared pans. Bake 24-28 minutes or until a toothpick inserted in center comes out clean. Cool 10 minutes before removing from pans to wire racks to cool completely.

- For frosting, in a small saucepan, heat sugar, milk, butter and egg yolks over medium-low heat until mixture is thickened and golden brown, stirring constantly. Remove from heat. Stir in coconut, pecans and vanilla extract. Cool until thick enough to spread. Spread a third of the frosting over each cake layer and stack the layers.

- In a microwave, melt chocolate and shortening; stir until smooth. Drizzle over cake.

 
Henry is absolutely correct about this.

On the subject of cheesecake I was at a graduation this past weekend.  It was determined that we would all go to the Cheesecake Factory after for a late lunch/early dinner.  We arrive at 3:30.  They had outdoor seating for maybe 100 folks.  Sitting out there were two 20-something males with man buns.  They were each wearing sandals with socks on.  There were no other persons on the veranda. They were sharing one slice of cheesecake between them.  Two guys, two forks, one cheesecake on Friday afternoon at 3:30.  I commented on them presuming them to be gay. My nieces maintained that this was not necessarily so, laughing that I would emphasize that it was Friday at 3:30 among other evaluative factors.  I maintained my position saying that no two heterosexual males in the history of heterosexuality have ever met to share a cheesecake at Friday afternoon at 3:30.  If you meet a buddy in the afternoon, playing hookie from work, you meet for beers and wings or beers and some ribs, you do not share a piece of cheesecake between the two of you. 

Now mind you I was fine with those two fellas enjoying their Friday afternoon as they saw fit. 
Man buns and socks with sandals doesn’t compute with the assumed sexual preference. Hetero-hipsters perhaps?

 
I don't have any idea why you're linking this, but it's sponge cake and jello together.  Jello is made of gelatin.  Gelatin is a substance you get from boiling bones, cartilage, and skin.
so you can see how delicious it is.   you're the guy promoting "german" chocolate.   Doesn't even grow there.   At least we have fresh lemons and cartliage in Murica..

 
so you can see how delicious it is.   you're the guy promoting "german" chocolate.   Doesn't even grow there.   At least we have fresh lemons and cartliage in Murica..
It's disgusting, like virtually everything that lasts for a month after you cook it.  

 
It's disgusting, like virtually everything that lasts for a month after you cook it.  
lasts for 10 minutes.  You can have your farfugnugen cake, its ok.   I know when I want advice on cake and engineering, i ask my german baker friends.   Oh thats right, there's no suuch thing as a german baker

 
Fascinating. I don't know I've ever heard anyone declare German Chocolate Cake as their favorite. I've never heard anyone who hated it either. It's total middle of the road non offensive. Like let's throw another adjective on chocolate cake to make it more than just chocolate cake but there is zero chance anyone at dinner will hate it. 

 
lasts for 10 minutes.  You can have your farfugnugen cake, its ok.   I know when I want advice on cake and engineering, i ask my german baker friends.   Oh thats right, there's no suuch thing as a german baker
The very idea that you believe that this cake references the country of Germany underscores your pure ignorance of confection.

 
Man buns and socks with sandals doesn’t compute with the assumed sexual preference. Hetero-hipsters perhaps?
Are there not gay hipsters?  I ask because I do not know.  Frankly all social norms by those under 40 confuse the hell out of me. Take "I appreciate you".  it seems to have taken the place of "thanks", but when, why, and how?  It is endemic.

I may need a life coach to catch me up on the generations.  The thing is I not only do not really care for the confusing ways of the young I actually have contempt for them so I may be tough to coach up.

 
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lasts for 10 minutes.  You can have your farfugnugen cake, its ok.   I know when I want advice on cake and engineering, i ask my german baker friends.   Oh thats right, there's no suuch thing as a german baker
Try getting a decent hard roll from any other kind.  (Also the best candy makers are German and as we learned in Santa Claus is Coming to Town they are also the first toy makers to the king.)  All of this is irrelevant since the German refers to the sir name of the inventor of the type of chocolate used and has nothing to do with Germany

 
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Fascinating. I don't know I've ever heard anyone declare German Chocolate Cake as their favorite. I've never heard anyone who hated it either. It's total middle of the road non offensive. Like let's throw another adjective on chocolate cake to make it more than just chocolate cake but there is zero chance anyone at dinner will hate it. 
Goosefraba.  Goosefraba!

 
I'll eat the cake part, the cake part is delicious.  I'll scrape the coconut off in hopes of getting some remnants of the frosting.  I'll find away to make any dessert edible.  

 
lasts for 10 minutes.  You can have your farfugnugen cake, its ok.   I know when I want advice on cake and engineering, i ask my german baker friends.   Oh thats right, there's no suuch thing as a german baker
Actually show me a country with better bakers other than maybe the French. 

 
my favorite cake growing up was German chocolate cake, and I asked for it specifically every year on my birthday. you know how your tastes change over time? well not on this, it's still the best gd cake!

and I submit that German chocolate brownies are also awesome!

 
Henry Ford said:
I don't know who I'm saying this to, I assume everyone already knows this.
I’m a huge fan of German cuisine but German Chocolate is 3rd at best behind Bienenstich Kuchen(bee sting cake) and Black Forest. 

Craving Wienerschnitzel now after reading this thread

 
Personal faves

1-Spice cake, even better with a spice buttercream 

2-Cassata cake

3-Chocolate cake, the humble chocolate cake

 
If a guy named Paul Weisenthall had started a sweet baking chocolate company in the 1800s it would be called Weisenthall chocolate cake but he didn’t. 

 

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