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How many people have you slept with? (1 Viewer)
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Brony
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General Malaise
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El Floppo
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Gianni Verscotchie
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Honestly I've forgotten the number, not because there were so many but because of father time making my memory hazy. Tried to count it out in my head, but there are definitely ones I am missing, definitely can't remember names or a lot of details on some of them.
But I sure as hell remember the times I had a chick in the bag and totally blew it because of stupidity, drunkenness or just being a wuss.
But I sure as hell remember the times I had a chick in the bag and totally blew it because of stupidity, drunkenness or just being a wuss.
Brony
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Judge Smails
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Loved this. Especially when you comment that you dove into the 8 and "3 actually stayed". Hah. Man, you've lived life my friend. It's like Breaking Bad meets Vinyl...
toshiba
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I am not a 100+ plus but this is not that unobtainable.
I have been married twice. I entered into my first marriage at age 27 having been with 13 women prior, #4 was my first wife and no infidelity in my marriages. In year between my first marriage and meeting my second wife, who I have not cheated on, I was with 26 women.
So 100 in a a single man's time doesn't seem that unobtainable.
wikkidpissah
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Capella
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Not enough to run up some of the numbers here, but enough for me.
About 6 years ago I was on a good run of women and I woke up next to this one chick and I barely knew her name. I thought how this is all the same basically and I'm tired of the game. A few weeks later I was introduced to my wife.
I'm not one for fate but that's always seemed like awfully good timing to me.
About 6 years ago I was on a good run of women and I woke up next to this one chick and I barely knew her name. I thought how this is all the same basically and I'm tired of the game. A few weeks later I was introduced to my wife.
I'm not one for fate but that's always seemed like awfully good timing to me.
boots11234
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top dog
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I can remember 12. I'm sure that number is missing one or two. I've been married for 17 years and have forgotten some of the names from my 20's. I had to throw a temporary list together in notepad (not saving that file). It included "fat chick", "Jenn", "Jenn's Sister" and "Girl who wouldn't give me my darts back". Most regrettable was "Tammy" on New Years eve some year back on the 90's. My buddies had a bachelor pad that was THE party house back then. I think we started drinking at about noon. Tons of cheap liquor and Mad Dog 20/20... Anyone who has every touched that nectar of Satan knows it is some of the nastiest crap in the world. As the evening went on I started talking to this super hot girl I'd been wanting to hook up with for a long time. Shawna. Blonde, tight body... The whole package. We were hitting it off awesomely. Shots were flowing, we're making out on the couch... next thing I know I wake up and the ball is dropping on TV.. Where is Shawna? GONE. Everyone else was passed out or somewhere else. This ugly chick Tammy was hanging around me. I'm like "Where's Shawna?". She tells me she left and pours us a couple shots. Now I'm bummed, but I'm like the hell with it.. Might as well drink my troubles away... Tammy was following me around like a puppy dog.. At some point I blacked out. Fast forward to the morning... I wake up to someone with their hands on my crotch working me over. I have the WORST hangover imaginable. Head is pounding, feel like yacking up a lung, the whole nine yards, but I'm like "Well THIS isn't such a bad way to wake up..". I'm under a tablecloth on the floor of the ktichen. Next to me is Tammy in all her glory. UGH! I wanted to chew my arm off to get away, but she wasn't a small girl either and I would have had to chew off part of my shoulder too. I managed to work my self away from her and start gathering my stuff. I woke up my buddy and said "Hey! We have to go right now! Remember, we have to go pick up mom from the airport!". He and I went to breakfast and I told him "I CAN'T BELIEVE I SLEPT WITH TAMMY LAST NIGHT!". He says "Yeah, you were making out with her on the couch after Shawna left. She took off when you passed out next to her. A little bit after that, Tammy woke you up." I asked him why the hell he didn't stop me?! He said it was "too funny to stop.".. Friends... 
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Guess I could have written that better, my numbers not that high. Just don't remember some of those chicks, thanks alcohol!
Paulymaggs
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100+ easily. Stopped "counting" a long time ago as it was never about the numbers but the experiences.
Still learn alot about sexuality and women to this day.
Still learn alot about sexuality and women to this day.
seahawk 17
Footballguy
I quit counting after 151, I remember it because when it happened, I thought if I was a ##### I would nickname myself Bacardi. My family and friends call me triple digits and skank.
flapgreen
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skycriesmary
Climbing up the Walls
Bull Dozier
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I have to agree with El Floppo. I was my first's first as well (in other words, both virgins). I thought the sex was great, because it was, well, sex. Then we broke up and I got with my current wife. Then I realized how mediocre my first was.
Sabertooth
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I could have jumped categories last week. I chose not to. But now with this poll, I feel like maybe I should have 
ChainsawU
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One
Not Allowed In Mexico
Angry Beavers
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Thanks to this thread i keep rememberring past experiences and the number keeps going up. 
flapgreen
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El Floppo
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sure- when you have a tiny dinger and are a poor performer, you don't want to have to measure up in the sack.
Weebs210
Footballguy
I get mine every time buddy.sure- when you have a tiny dinger and are a poor performer, you don't want to have to measure up in the sack.
skycriesmary
Climbing up the Walls
sure- when you have a tiny dinger and are a poor performer, you don't want to have to measure up in the sack.
Probably more truth here than most would admit.
Nick Vermeil
Footballguy
If I answered this question Family Feud style and went with best guess I'd say 20. But I added it up and was shocked how high the number was. And I keep remembering one and two nighters. It's a miracle I still have a ####.
El Floppo
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Nick Vermeil
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Grew up in rural America, worked 20 years in entertainment industry, had a border line substance abuse problem, married late in life. It was a soulless, empty existence. God I miss it.
