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How many rolls of toilet paper do you have right now? (1 Viewer)

Well?

  • 0, I am using a hose rn

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • 1-5

    Votes: 11 6.4%
  • 6-10

    Votes: 17 9.8%
  • 11-20

    Votes: 42 24.3%
  • 21-30

    Votes: 36 20.8%
  • 31-40

    Votes: 28 16.2%
  • 50+, I will live forever

    Votes: 31 17.9%
  • 41-49 for Norville

    Votes: 8 4.6%

  • Total voters
    173
To manage the shortage. WHO & CDC should have issued a statement that toilet paper is only effective for health care providers.

 
A few feet away from my throne is an enclosure in which a person stands under a spray of water to wash. 
Amen!!!

I have gone home during lunch breaks to drop a deuce and jump in the shower and feel clean and refreshed the rest of the day. Why does anyone pretend this is a terrible thing? Even after TP I want to go get completely clean.

 
We've got like 16 left. We buy a Costco size very infrequently and finally have use of a cabinet back because we used enough to dent the space LOL. 

 
I think we have around 20, there an unopened 9 pack and 6 pack plus a few loose rolls 

Grocery store was wiped out 
Mmm, I see what you did there.

I think we have around 15.  Will probably grab more this weekend.  WalMart had a sh&tload.  

 
I had about 12–15 rolls but today got a delivery of 24 rolls from Amazon—so all is well. Just have to find some paper towel now 

 
I will be staying in 3-4 hotel rooms the next 2 weeks.  Can't bring myself to snag the extra rolls.  Just feels sketchy.  :mellow:  

 
Actual rolls...or that odd toilet paper math of 12 rolls really equals 3,246 rolls stuff?

I had gone out not long before the mass run on TP got going...as we were down to one fresh roll in the house.  Stupidly then I did not buy the gigantic pack...but still a decent sized one...not knowing we would all be in the house all the time.  

We were starting to get low down to 3 rolls in the linen closet...so while I was out for an appointment I had checked online and saw it possible that wal mart had some.  Grabbed a 12=24 roll pack thing.  Not my usual cottenelle, but good to have something in the house I guess.  We will see if Angel Soft is actually soft.

Wal Mart had a decent stock of the stuff...and it was about 10am when I went so they must have put out a ton of it that morning.  Still had some smaller packs of Charmin and some store brand type stuff too.  

 
Courtjester said:
I had about 12–15 rolls but today got a delivery of 24 rolls from Amazon—so all is well. Just have to find some paper towel now 
Shhhhhh

People haven't caught on yet that their delivery dates are purposely being put out 3-4 weeks when in fact they can get it there in a couple days.

Shhhhhh

 
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Both Target and the grocery store I go to have had some the last couple times I’ve gone in so I think the hoarding is over. Also have seen it on Amazon a couple times over the last week.

 
Both Target and the grocery store I go to have had some the last couple times I’ve gone in so I think the hoarding is over. Also have seen it on Amazon a couple times over the last week.
My opinion is that there was a surge based on perhaps Easter...that got pushed back to April 30th and if you really dig around you can see that things are not going to be wide open come May 1st, it might be June and longer...I don't think deep summer but it's not going to be May 1st we return to normal, in fact the "normal" I don't anticipate until Sports Arenas are back filled up, still not sure how the NFL is going to be a full go in July/Aug for preseason but that's another discussion entirely. 

The reason I think it's important is that people are going to need to start Re-Stocking at some point and you might want to get ahead of the next surge. 

 
Actual rolls...or that odd toilet paper math of 12 rolls really equals 3,246 rolls stuff?

I had gone out not long before the mass run on TP got going...as we were down to one fresh roll in the house.  Stupidly then I did not buy the gigantic pack...but still a decent sized one...not knowing we would all be in the house all the time.  

We were starting to get low down to 3 rolls in the linen closet...so while I was out for an appointment I had checked online and saw it possible that wal mart had some.  Grabbed a 12=24 roll pack thing.  Not my usual cottenelle, but good to have something in the house I guess.  We will see if Angel Soft is actually soft.

Wal Mart had a decent stock of the stuff...and it was about 10am when I went so they must have put out a ton of it that morning.  Still had some smaller packs of Charmin and some store brand type stuff too.  
Count the double stuff rolls twice 

 
For those of you following crypto. If you go to http://coinmarketcap.com 

and look at the Top 100 Cryptocurrencies by Market Capitalization, the 0 position has an interesting chart. Looks like absolute bottom. 

 
One more roll left.  The tp gods haven't been kind to me on recent grocery store visits.  Thankfully I just heard my local coffee shop is selling individual rolls with to go orders.  God bless capitalism  :bow:

 

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