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As a wedding officiant...too many to count.
Standard garb.
This a standard garb thing or are you presiding over a bunch of cosplay and Renaissance fair themed weddings?
I have, on occasion, worn my penis as a cape.Does a penis cape count?
No i meant a little cape on my penisI have, on occasion, worn my penis as a cape.Does a penis cape count?
Yes, I figured that. I wanted to make you feel inadequate and just let you know that I can actually use my penis as a cape when the situation arises.No i meant a little cape on my penis
I use a pillow caseYes, I figured that. I wanted to make you feel inadequate and just let you know that I can actually use my penis as a cape when the situation arises.
I have never. I have, however, thrown my balls over my shoulder like a continental soldier.I have, on occasion, worn my penis as a cape.
It's like a hooded cobra, only more impressive.Yes, I figured that. I wanted to make you feel inadequate and just let you know that I can actually use my penis as a cape when the situation arises.
Careful - there are many situations for which there is no S cape.There was a woman who worked at the grocery store who kept eye sucking me every time I went in there. She just kept giving me these devious looks all the time. So finally one day I saw her outside of the store and asked her name and what her phone number was. It turned out that she was only 21 years old, and when I used to drop her off at her house she made me drop her off at the corner so she could walk the rest of the way because she lived with her mom and wanted to keep me a secret. Anyway, for my birthday she made me this big, homemade birthday card that was like 5 square feet. It was the biggest card I'd ever received in my life. And she also got me a pair of Superman underwear with a little cape that attached to the butt with Velcro.
Unless you wore it, no.I've been to Cape Corral.
Does that count.