How often do you get laid? (1 Viewer)

[fantasycurse42]

Straightforward poll here.

 

[Soulfly3]

does anal only count?

 

[Angry Beavers]

Based on all of the infidelity in the confession thread, What if you are married, but some of the relations occurred outside of the boundaries of that relationship?

 

[Hawks64]

Based on all of the infidelity in the confession thread, What if you are married, but some of the relations occurred outside of the boundaries of that relationship?

Aaand it counts!

 

[MindCrime]

What happened to the dot system?

 

[PIK95]

These numbers are a bit conservative. Just saying.....

 

[shadyridr]

How have 41% of people not gotten oral even once so far this year?

 

[Archer]

would be easier to break down times per week IMO. I'm happily married, 2-5 times a week in both categories. I'm a happy man.

 

[pizzatyme]

I'm a happy, lucky fella

 

[fantasycurse42]

Should've specified oral as being limited to a start to finish act, not including foreplay.

 

[MC Gas Money]

About every other day

 

[Da Guru]

Site is progressing....The Fifty Shades of the FFA.

 

[Insein]

How have 41% of people not gotten oral even once so far this year?

This year? Try the last 15 years.

 

[fantasycurse42]

How have 41% of people not gotten oral even once so far this year?

This year? Try the last 15 years.

Assuming there is nothing wrong with someone's wife (disease, disability, etc.), this is a situation where I couldn't fault someone for calling a pro.

 

[shadyridr]

How have 41% of people not gotten oral even once so far this year?

This year? Try the last 15 years.

thats sad. Id definitely leave my wife if it was like that.

 

[Fariq]

How have 41% of people not gotten oral even once so far this year?

I am married.I have a 5-year old son.

I actually don't like #######s.

My wife doesn't like #######s.

 

[shadyridr]

How have 41% of people not gotten oral even once so far this year?

I am married.I have a 5-year old son.

I actually don't like #######s.

My wife doesn't like #######s.

my wife loves giving them to the point i gotta stop her sometime so we could actually have sex lol. We have a 5 yr old too.

 

[Da Guru]

How have 41% of people not gotten oral even once so far this year?

This year? Try the last 15 years.

thats sad. Id definitely leave my wife if it was like that.

Have not gone more than 2 weeks without a BJ since being married. It has just been an automatic since we have ben having sex.

 

[belljr]

It was definitely easier when my kid was younger. Now she is 9 and is up almost as late as us.

our numbers are down but not because of lack of want or desire, just getting more time.. it's why we look forward to our getaways plus we don't have many sitter options.

Tl;dr

numbers are ok we both want better numbers

 

[Judge Smails]

How have 41% of people not gotten oral even once so far this year?

I am married.I have a 5-year old son.

I actually don't like #######s.

My wife doesn't like #######s.

she's not doing it right, which is almost impossible.

 

[Your Mother's Twin Sister]

Whenever I want...because of my boobs.

 

[Your Mother's Twin Sister]

How have 41% of people not gotten oral even once so far this year?

I am married.I have a 5-year old son.

I actually don't like #######s.

My wife doesn't like #######s.

my wife loves giving them to the point i gotta stop her sometime so we could actually have sex lol. We have a 5 yr old too.

Is she a big gal? I ask because normal sized women don't love that.

 

[Fariq]

How have 41% of people not gotten oral even once so far this year?

I am married.I have a 5-year old son.

I actually don't like #######s.

My wife doesn't like #######s.

my wife loves giving them to the point i gotta stop her sometime so we could actually have sex lol. We have a 5 yr old too.

Is she a big gal? I ask because normal sized women don't love that.

5'6" and skinny

 

[Arizona Ron]

No idea

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Whenever I want...because of my boobs.

Having boobs does make it easier I guess.

 

[Keerock]

How have 41% of people not gotten oral even once so far this year?

This year? Try the last 15 years.

thats sad. Id definitely leave my wife if it was like that.

Wow.

 

[CowboysFromHell]

Straightforward poll here.

Well, yeah. That's kind of a prerequisite ain't it?

 

[BobbyLayne]

Should have made this a public poll.

 

[Mohawk]

Who said 8s or 9s do not like to give BJs? That is completely wrong! Sometimes we finish that way, sometimes just foreplay. That is pretty much s.o.p. around here!

 

[James Daulton]

The real/perceived dearth of routine bj's amongst the FBG community is a sad sad thing.

 

[FUBAR]

Zero, but that's due to my wife's injury.

 

[Mad Cow]

Regardless of whether you get any or not, the shallowness of FBG's saying they would leave their wives if they did not get any BJs is sad, and telling of their commitment to their marriage.

 

[shadyridr]

Regardless of whether you get any or not, the shallowness of FBG's saying they would leave their wives if they did not get any BJs is sad, and telling of their commitment to their marriage.

i wouldnt have gotten married to her if she didn't give head.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I pull more tail than a slow kid at a petting zoo.

 

[Arizona Ron]

Why anyone would get a divorce because they can't get head is beyond me. Go get from another chick.

People question my morality but they're okay with splitting a family up because they can't get head.

Laughable.

 

[shadyridr]

Why anyone would get a divorce because they can't get head is beyond me. Go get from another chick.

People question my morality but they're okay with splitting a family up because they can't get head.

Laughable.

i dunno. I guess divorce in my mind isnt immoral but getting random strange while married definitely is.

 

[shadyridr]

Also getting random strange generally leads to divorce for most normal people anyway

 

[KarmaPolice]

Do your wives get oral at the same frequency from you guys?

 

[shadyridr]

Do your wives get oral at the same frequency from you guys?

yes in our case

 

[fantasycurse42]

Regardless of whether you get any or not, the shallowness of FBG's saying they would leave their wives if they did not get any BJs is sad, and telling of their commitment to their marriage.

If my wife and I were both healthy, no oral and/or no sex would be due to a deeper issue.

Not getting a ####### in 15 years is crazy. Even if your wife doesn't like doing it, she should still make a sacrifice once in a while.

 

[Bucky86]

Regardless of whether you get any or not, the shallowness of FBG's saying they would leave their wives if they did not get any BJs is sad, and telling of their commitment to their marriage.

If my wife and I were both healthy, no oral and/or no sex would be due to a deeper issue. Not getting a ####### in 15 years is crazy. Even if your wife doesn't like doing it, she should still make a sacrifice once in a while.

 

[Fariq]

Why anyone would get a divorce because they can't get head is beyond me. Go get from another chick.

People question my morality but they're okay with splitting a family up because they can't get head.

Laughable.

"Me and mommy don't live together because mommy wouldn't suck my pee pee anymore."

 

[Arizona Ron]

Also getting random strange generally leads to divorce for most normal people anyway

"most"? You realize you don't have to have a relationship with another chick to get a BJ? Does that compute to you?

 

[KarmaPolice]

How have 41% of people not gotten oral even once so far this year?

I am married.I have a 5-year old son.

I actually don't like #######s.

My wife doesn't like #######s.

she's not doing it right, which is almost impossible.

Or some dudes just like hummers.

 

[KarmaPolice]

Regardless of whether you get any or not, the shallowness of FBG's saying they would leave their wives if they did not get any BJs is sad, and telling of their commitment to their marriage.

If my wife and I were both healthy, no oral and/or no sex would be due to a deeper issue. Not getting a ####### in 15 years is crazy. Even if your wife doesn't like doing it, she should still make a sacrifice once in a while.

meh. It would a half-assed one anyway if she was just taking one for the team.

 

[Wildcat]

My wife has TMJ or my oral response would have been above 0. I like to think I caused it.

 

[Bucky86]

Regardless of whether you get any or not, the shallowness of FBG's saying they would leave their wives if they did not get any BJs is sad, and telling of their commitment to their marriage.

If my wife and I were both healthy, no oral and/or no sex would be due to a deeper issue. Not getting a ####### in 15 years is crazy. Even if your wife doesn't like doing it, she should still make a sacrifice once in a while.

meh. It would a half-assed one anyway if she was just taking one for the team.

I couldn't imagine being with someone that refused to put my #### in her mouth. Regardless of how good it was.

 

[bicycle_seat_sniffer]

so does oral count as part of foreplay? or does it have to be taken to completion?

 

[PIK95]

Regardless of whether you get any or not, the shallowness of FBG's saying they would leave their wives if they did not get any BJs is sad, and telling of their commitment to their marriage.

How about "I wouldn't have married her in the first place." Better?

 

[belljr]

so does oral count as part of foreplay? or does it have to be taken to completion?

no foreplay