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How often do you get laid? (1 Viewer)

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  • Married or in a serious relationship

    Votes: 295 89.4%
  • Not in a serious relationship

    Votes: 35 10.6%

  • Total voters
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Bait or not, man, some FBG's are looking amazingly shallow. I have been here since Day 1, but wow, this is pretty eye opening.
:goodposting:

Love means more to me than Oral.. If my wife told me tomorrow we'd continue to do the :pickle: but no more oral I'd be very disappointed.. But it isn't the death punch for our marriage.
What if she told you tomorrow that there no more sex? Does love mean more than sex to you?
Your S.O. gets in an accident tomorrow and is paralyzed from the neck down.. Do you get a divorce because they can no longer have sex??
So her mouth still works?

jk obviously most of us are not talking about physical problems preventing sex.

 
Your S.O. gets in an accident tomorrow and is paralyzed from the neck down.. Do you get a divorce because they can no longer have sex??
Why wouldn't you still be able to have sex?
Doesn't seem it would work the same way if they had no feelings or control but then again.. what do I know.. :oldunsure:
Obviously doesn't work exactly the same way. For spinal cord injuries not only does it still work, but I think, most women remain fertile for a least a period of time. It's a horrible misconception. Even without the physical feeling some women get a lot of joy out of making their significant other happy. I imagine it could make them feel loved even if orgasm wasn't possible.

 
Your S.O. gets in an accident tomorrow and is paralyzed from the neck down.. Do you get a divorce because they can no longer have sex??
Why wouldn't you still be able to have sex?
Doesn't seem it would work the same way if they had no feelings or control but then again.. what do I know.. :oldunsure:
Obviously doesn't work exactly the same way. For spinal cord injuries not only does it still work, but I think, most women remain fertile for a least a period of time. It's a horrible misconception. Even without the physical feeling some women get a lot of joy out of making their significant other happy. I imagine it could make them feel loved even if orgasm wasn't possible.
Tony Romo always ####### ruins everything.

 
I've seen a couple of the "no hummers, no wife" guys say that if there was a "physical reason" to explain the lack of BJs it "would be different". Why is that?

I'm not being facetious when I ask. It seems like the position has been: BJs are part of my healthy sex life and without them I would divorce my wife because I need them to be satisfied sexually. Maybe I'm missing something, but a physical impediment on your wife's part wouldn't have any bearing on your "needs", right? Would it just be guilt that kept you in the marriage?

I'm not intending to troll, I'm legitimately asking because there seems to be a disconnect there or I'm missing part of your position.

 
Bait or not, man, some FBG's are looking amazingly shallow. I have been here since Day 1, but wow, this is pretty eye opening.
:goodposting: Love means more to me than Oral.. If my wife told me tomorrow we'd continue to do the :pickle: but no more oral I'd be very disappointed.. But it isn't the death punch for our marriage.
What if she told you tomorrow that there no more sex? Does love mean more than sex to you?
Yes, love to me is more then just Sex.. Once to twice a week right now is great.. But sooner or later( Hopefully a LOT later ;) ) the amount of sex between us will be reduced... The relationship I have built with her over the past 24+ years will always mean more to me then the sex we have.. :shrug: Let's go down a complete Rabbit hole with probably no return..

Your S.O. gets in an accident tomorrow and is paralyzed from the neck down.. Do you get a divorce because they can no longer have sex??
From the neck down you said. Still go time.

 
I'd love to hear from someone thats in a marriage and has side action how that came about. It seems like an awful lot of work to make that happen. I probably have the green light to do so, but I have zero initiative.

 
Leroy Hoard said:
Mad Cow said:
Leroy Hoard said:
The Mormons might have had the right idea. Marry 7 women and assign each their own sex day.
You know what the worst part of multiple wives is?
Multiple mothers in law
That and if their periods all get synced .......
and having multiple wives to deal with
 
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NutterButter said:
I'd love to hear from someone thats in a marriage and has side action how that came about. It seems like an awful lot of work to make that happen. I probably have the green light to do so, but I have zero initiative.
If there was only a website that you could go to and have annoynmous hook ups with no strings attached.

 
NutterButter said:
I'd love to hear from someone thats in a marriage and has side action how that came about. It seems like an awful lot of work to make that happen. I probably have the green light to do so, but I have zero initiative.
If there was only a website that you could go to and have annoynmous hook ups with no strings attached.
I need details. Where do you meet? I'd be freaked out it was some scam and I'd wind up with one less kidney. Some random hookup doesn't seem worth a kidney.
 
NutterButter said:
I'd love to hear from someone thats in a marriage and has side action how that came about. It seems like an awful lot of work to make that happen. I probably have the green light to do so, but I have zero initiative.
If there was only a website that you could go to and have annoynmous hook ups with no strings attached.
I need details. Where do you meet? I'd be freaked out it was some scam and I'd wind up with one less kidney. Some random hookup doesn't seem worth a kidney.
I think quite a few people have gone the Ashley Madison route.

Maybe they can post their experiences to the confession thread

 
52 years old

26 years faithfully married

and our frequency would put us in one of the top 2 most frequent tiers
LOOK AT ME! I GET LAID A LOT!!!
Yes, by all means let's mock guys with good, healthy sex lives. Marriages awash in sex are typically on shaky grounds.
LOOK AT ME! I AM SIR LAIDALOT!
I guess it's true - not getting any makes you a little cranky

 

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