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How often do you shave your pubes? (1 Viewer)

Ignoramus said:
What the hell is going on in here? I know the ladies will shave their pubes but men don't really do that sort of thing, do they? You "guys" starting a thread about putting on eyeliner next?
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Not seeing you on film punching anyone other than your girlfriend that has a thing for Sasquatch anytime soon I'm guessing. 

 
Ignoramus said:
What the hell is going on in here? I know the ladies will shave their pubes but men don't really do that sort of thing, do they? You "guys" starting a thread about putting on eyeliner next?
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Blow jobs and pubes have an indirect relationship. ####### quality and frequency go up, when pubes length goes down.

 
I think this is somehow a plan on the part of the woman folk.  They have been miserable for so long with razor burn, pluking, primping, shaving, squeezing their ### into tight clothes that they have somehow managed to fool all you guys into thinking you won't get any if you don't do the same.  Next thing you know there will be man purses.  Oh, wait...

 
Charlie Harper said:
Blow jobs and pubes have an indirect relationship. ####### quality and frequency go up, when pubes length goes down.
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I get that some of you are heavily reliant upon the extra optical inch that trimming affords you, just never realized the impact of that final quarter inch would outweigh the discomfort of stubble.

 
Ignoramus said:
I get that some of you are heavily reliant upon the extra optical inch that trimming affords you, just never realized the impact of that final quarter inch would outweigh the discomfort of stubble.
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Meh. The stubble itch only last 2 or 3 days until it grows long enough to not be a problem. I can tough it out just fine.

 
Ignoramus said:
I get that some of you are heavily reliant upon the extra optical inch that trimming affords you, just never realized the impact of that final quarter inch would outweigh the discomfort of stubble.
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Since I shave almost every day, the only discomfort is itchiness when he grows in. 

 
Gotta ask you weirdos since we are on the topic. 

Do you not have body hair anywhere else, or do you just shave everything?

I guess I am picturing a few scenarios:

1.  You aren't gorillas like me and just have a bit of fuzz, so shaving the rooster is a breeze and it blends in with the minimal hair everywhere else.

2.  You just have the need to go hairless and shave everything.

3.  For some reason you are gorillas, like shaved balls, and just look like the bear from The Great Outdoors when you are done. 

ETA: I doubt it's #3, I could kinda see #1 I guess, and don't get #2 unless you are a professional cyclist or something.

 
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KarmaPolice said:
Gotta ask you weirdos since we are on the topic. 

Do you not have body hair anywhere else, or do you just shave everything?

I guess I am picturing a few scenarios:

1.  You aren't gorillas like me and just have a bit of fuzz, so shaving the rooster is a breeze and it blends in with the minimal hair everywhere else.

2.  You just have the need to go hairless and shave everything.

3.  For some reason you are gorillas, like shaved balls, and just look like the bear from The Great Outdoors when you are done. 

ETA: I doubt it's #3, I could kinda see #1 I guess, and don't get #2 unless you are a professional cyclist or something.
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I guess I would identify closest with #1. The only majorly hairy parts on me are my legs and forearms. Chest/front only grows a peach fuzz. Back is bare. So yeah, I guess I like minimal hair. Plus there is just nothing more invigorating than a cool summer breeze blowing up and circulating through your shorts.

 
I would shave the whole area absolutely smooth a few years back. It was around the time that the ex-wife and I were discussing swinging. That never happened, but she did use our newfound "openness" as an excuse to #### several other guys.

A pro tip I discovered subsequently: pubic hair is actually helpful in preventing skin infections that you can pick up from random sex with ladies who get around a lot.

 
I have a buddy that has a vendetta on women that shave their pubes.  I don't know why it is so upsetting but he likes his women with a full fro and ridicules women that shave and/or trim.  

Yes he is very strange

 
A beauty school student - whom I've never met, a friend of a friend - just agreed to professionally wax out my entire downstairs situation on Wednesday.

 
I shave everything every 2 or 3 showers/days. Not a hair on my body from the neck down.  Except a light mount on my back. 

 
JuniorNB said:
I shave everything every 2 or 3 showers/days. Not a hair on my body from the neck down.  Except a light mount on my back. 
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Makes sense. The one place women most like some hair is definitely on a dude's back.  Way to prioritize. 

 
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Still in the never club.  Think I'll surprise the wife in about 5 months for my 50th birthday.  Not much else I can really do to surprise the wife anymore. 

 
Trying to decide if I should mow the lawn, clip the hedges or just drop in a patio.  The entire yard is overrun with crabgrass

 
Righetti said:
Trying to decide if I should mow the lawn, clip the hedges or just drop in a patio.  The entire yard is overrun with crabgrass
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Keep the hedges trimmed tight.  Wife loves it...as I do on her.  Nothing appealing about a mouthful of pubes during oral.

 
Da Guru said:
Keep the hedges trimmed tight.  Wife loves it...as I do on her.  Nothing appealing about a mouthful of pubes during oral.
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If somehow you get a mouthful of them, you're probably doing it wrong.

A stray one every now and then is par for the course though.

 
James Daulton said:
Still in the never club.  Think I'll surprise the wife in about 5 months for my 50th birthday.  Not much else I can really do to surprise the wife anymore. 
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Maybe spring for a bleaching. 

 
I've been neglecting this for a few months... it's hard to find the time to dedicate to doing this safely.

Since I've got a full pallet to work with, I'm thinking of maybe doing a fun design.  Any recommendations?  Hitler mustache?  Fu-man Chu?  I'm open to suggestions.

 
I use clippers on my head once a week. I slap a 1/4 inch attachment on them and give myself a quick frontal manscape when I'm done with my head.

 
(HULK) said:
I've been neglecting this for a few months... it's hard to find the time to dedicate to doing this safely.

Since I've got a full pallet to work with, I'm thinking of maybe doing a fun design.  Any recommendations?  Hitler mustache?  Fu-man Chu?  I'm open to suggestions.
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