how to feel old (1 Viewer)

[wikkidpissah]

my eldest progeny turns fifty years old today. ugh...

 

[Nigel]

Well if its any consolation you just made this 51 yr old, whose only son turned 18 yesterday, feel a little younger. 

 

[shades]

And I thought it was bad when I first heard Green Day on the "Classic Rock" radio station

 

[Joe Summer]

my eldest progeny turns fifty years old today. ugh...

Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum!

 

[dkp993]

That’s funny.  My mom told me a few yrs ago when I turned 40 that it was way harder for her then herself turning 60.  She kept saying she’s not old enough to have a 40 yr old kid!  

 

[brun]

Congrats! Hope everyone is healthy and happy. 

 

[wikkidpissah]

That’s funny.  My mom told me a few yrs ago when I turned 40 that it was way harder for her then herself turning 60.  She kept saying she’s not old enough to have a 40 yr old kid!  

tru dat. Once you hit 60, you cant pretend to be young anymore but are still young enough not to orient towards "made it!" w passing #s and that reeeeally devalues birthdays. but "parent-of-a-__-yo" drops one's nutsac every year

 

[Gr00vus]

If it's any consolation @wikkidpissah you still act like a 5 year old.

 

[Ilov80s]

my eldest progeny turns fifty years old today. ugh...

Congrats. As they say, getting old sucks but it beats the alternative. 

 

[the rover]

Dad?

 

[CletiusMaximus]

my eldest progeny turns fifty years old today. ugh...

Congrats old man.  On the bright side, I can say with a pretty high level of confidence that I'll not live long enough to see either of my two kids reach that age, so you should feel good at least about that.

 

[Nigel]

Congrats old man.  On the bright side, I can say with a pretty high level of confidence that I'll not live long enough to see either of my two kids reach that age, so you should feel good at least about that.

He’s only 66

 

[Lowly Clerk]

tru dat. Once you hit 60, you cant pretend to be young anymore but are still young enough not to orient towards "made it!" w passing #s and that reeeeally devalues birthdays. but "parent-of-a-__-yo" drops one's nutsac every year

i turned 60 two weeks ago.Still feel like the stupid 17 year old I was

 

[Da Guru]

Well if its any consolation you just made this 51 yr old, whose only son turned 18 yesterday, feel a little younger. 

That is still young.   I know guys I deal with at work who are in their late 50s with kids just going into HS. One guy said he will be 63 when his son graduates from HS.  

 

[heckmanm]

That is still young.   I know guys I deal with at work who are in their late 50s with kids just going into HS. One guy said he will be 63 when his son graduates from HS.  

HS classmate of my brother ~65 has a 4YO I think

 

[Da Guru]

HS classmate of my brother ~65 has a 4YO I think

Dam, he will be as old as Joe Biden when the kid graduates from HS.  

 

[wikkidpissah]

He’s only 66

somebody's been paying attention. at my size, tho, i can see the scythe. theriouthly...

i turned 60 two weeks ago.Still feel like the stupid 17 year old I was

tru dat. i tell everybody, "i been 17 since i was 3"

 

[HellToupee]

HS classmate of my brother ~65 has a 4YO I think

I know a guy that retired at 62 with 3 kids under 9. He’s getting extra $$ from social security for each kid

 

[RC94]

Another way to find out if you’re old is to fall down in front of other people.  If they laugh, you’re still young.  If they run to you concerned, then you’re old.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

HS classmate of my brother ~65 has a 4YO I think

that guy is like the T-Rex in the Incredibles that "didn't think this all the way through"