How's it hanging? (1 Viewer)

[Captain Cranks]

You know what I'm talking about...and it's not due to yanking.

FTR, I'm talking about the twig, not the berries.  

 

[nirad3]

besides low?

 

[urbanhack]

the left is lower and twice as big as the right.

 

[shadyridr]

Short, shriveled, and a little to the left

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Like a button on a fur coat

 

[belljr]

Mine goes straight back between my cheeks and the tip rests just inside the ring

 

[Parrothead]

i just stirred your coffee

 

[Buttonhook]

Where's the option for: currently trimming my toenails with my twig?

One early morning a well-endowed guy is standing at the edge of a lake taking a pee when another guy pulls up next to him to do the same thing.

Being very proud of his manliness, Guy #1 looks over to Guy #2 and says "this lake water is pretty cold huh?"

Guy #2 looks back at him, smiles, and says: "And pretty deep too."

If anyone wants more jokes that were funny in the 6th grade, I'll be here all night...

 

[xulf]

I hate how cold the water in the urinal is.

ETA - damn - got beat to the joke 

 

[AAABatteries]

Buttonhook alias in this thread  

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Like a horse thief in the wild west.

 

[ZenoRazon]

There's gotta be a country song here somewhere?