Hurt my back helping my friend move his couch (1 Viewer)

[Nipsey]

Dealing with numbness in my arms and feet. Happened about 5 weeks ago. Not my friend's fault, my fault because I can't say no. Was a runner and haven't been able to run since the couch. She grew up in an Indiana town had a good lookin mama who never was around.

 

[CletiusMaximus]

Don’t post on social media for the next 12 months except to complain that you can’t run, which you previously loved doing. It was definitely her fault, not yours. If you enter a public race, use an alias. No photos. See a chiro immediately and wear your neck brace at all times outside the house. Hope her homeowners policy has high limits. GL, friend.

 

[boilerdave]

Were there  pigeons down in Market Square?
Was she standing in her underwear?

 

[DaVinci]

Tell me why you want to lay there, revel in your abandon.

 

[Chemical X]

thought this said trying to move tim couch.  wildflowers?

 

[Sinn Fein]

Well, I don't know, but I've been told, you never slow down, you never grow old

 

[Jobber]

I don't help friends or family move or move stuff. They're adults, shoot the lock off the wallet and hire someone. 

 

[ScottNorwood]

Tom Petty had a song called Tom Petty?

 

[AhrnCityPahnder]

Tom Petty had a song called Tom Petty?

yesno

 

[Tom Servo]

Sleep with his wife. 

(Am i doing this right?)

 

[Otis]

Is this a euphemism?

 

[James Daulton]

Probably heart attack. 

 

[Parrothead]

couple dances with Mary Jane should help

 

[Hov34]

Smoo

 

[IC FBGCav]

Dealing with numbness in my arms and feet. Happened about 5 weeks ago. Not my friend's fault, my fault because I can't say no. Was a runner and haven't been able to run since the couch. She grew up in an Indiana town had a good lookin mama who never was around.

Never help friends. 

 

[rockaction]

Let's get/to the point/let's roll another...