Chase Stuart
Footballguy
Seriously, this is getting almost as bad as This is Our Country.
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I can't stand seeing Dane Cook (1 Viewer)
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Mr. Brownstone
Footballguy
It will never be as bas as "Let's Get It Started".
Tremendous Upside
Footballguy
Dane's painfully tortured deliveries make my ears bleed...The clips are great...
Capella
Footballguy
The clips are good, the music with it fits. I dunno, he doesn't annoy me that much I guess.I had heard Artie Lange wanted to be considered for these. He would've been perfect, big bases fan.
Courtjester
The Town Drunk
I am telling you the best thing to do with baseball is record it and force yourself to start the game an hour or two later, so you can zip through most of the BS commercials and Frank TV promos.
Of course the secret is stay away from any other media outlets that let you know the progress of the game, which can be a trick sometimes.
Of course the secret is stay away from any other media outlets that let you know the progress of the game, which can be a trick sometimes.
Jules Winnfield
Footballguy
Maybe they think that all those drunken college fools that think Dane Cook is funny are watching the baseball playoffs.
I mean, who else thinks Dane is funny besides the college crowd?
I mean, who else thinks Dane is funny besides the college crowd?
Your Mother
Footballguy
Comedian who's gained massive mainstream success over the past few years. He's playing a hockey arena here in a few months.I'm not a fan of his work personally, but he's better than Carrot Top.
NY/NJMFDIVER
Footballguy
I guess Bill Simmons was calling for SNL to trash Dane for these and Seth Myers followed suit.
Though I don't think it's particularly well executed:
http://thebiglead.com/?p=3406
Though I don't think it's particularly well executed:
http://thebiglead.com/?p=3406
Your Mother
Footballguy
Dane Cook's ability to grate and annoy is nothing compared to that of Simmons.
NY/NJMFDIVER
Footballguy
They aren't inherently awful, but when you compare them to the Cheadle NFL commercials for instance, well, there is no comparison.I like the commercials.
Tom Servo
Nittany Beavers
I'm not a pop culture expert, but if he was that well known surely I would have seen him somewhere or some show.
redman
Footballguy
I have watched Cook's act for extended periods of time and not cracked a smile. It's actually a chore to watch for me. He isn't in the least bit interesting, and frankly he looks just like what he is- a guy trying to do a comedy act rather than a comedian. I also watched Carrot Top live in Vegas. I wasn't a huge fan but I went and saw him anyway and loved it. Lots of laugh out loud funny stuff. I was pleasantly surprised. At the very least you have to give Carrot Top credit for having original rather than stolen schtick.
Cook sucks, plain and simple.
Your Mother
Footballguy
He's touring arenas, hosted SNL, starred in movies (incl. one with Alba), has HBO specials, dunno if you want him to deliver a telegram to your house or something.I'm not a pop culture expert, but if he was that well known surely I would have seen him somewhere or some show.
Your Mother
Footballguy
Jules Winnfield
Footballguy
He's touring arenasSo did Margaret Cho and she is the definition of SUCKHe's touring arenas, hosted SNL, starred in movies (incl. one with Alba), has HBO specials, dunno if you want him to deliver a telegram to your house or something.I'm not a pop culture expert, but if he was that well known surely I would have seen him somewhere or some show.
Hosted SNL
So have Desi Arnez, Fran Tarkenton, OJ Simpson, Art Garfunkel, Carrie Fisher, Cicely Tyson, Rick Nelson, Bill Russell,
Ray Sharkey, Robert Hays, Charlene Tilton, Robert Conrad, Joan Rivers, Ed Koch, Betty Thomas, Don Novello (Jesus H Christ...he was Fater F****** Guido Sarducci...a SNL character!), Jesse Jackson (Holy Mother of Hell!), Alex F!n Karras, Hulk Hogan, Pamela Sue Martin (she was Nancy Drew for F! sake!), Pee Wee Herman, Jerry Hall (!!!), Oprah Pigfrey, Marvin Hagler (huh?), Billy Martin, Malcom Jamal-Warner (Theo Huxtable...words escape me), Bronson Pinchot (Balki for God's sake!), Tony Danza, Fred Savage, Andrew "Dice" Clay (vacationing off the face of the earth somewhere), Steven Seagal (WOW!), Macaulay Caulkin (I saw him on a milk carton recently), Rosie O'Donnell, Nancy Kerrigan, Steve Forbes, Pamela Anderson, Rudolph Giuliani, Lindsay Lohan, and Paris Hilton.
Paris Hilton dude. 'Nuff said.
Starred in movies (including one with Jessica Alba)
I love Jessica Alba. I do. I would whop my mother in the nose to have a weekend of playtime with that woman. Problem is? She can't act. Only thing worse then that? Dane Cook was even worse then Jessica Alba in the film. I didn't think it was possible but there is a worse actor then Alba and it is Dane Crook. (He also did a file with Jessica Simpson. Now that is a sandwich I would love to be in. An Alba and Simpson sammich.)
Has an HBO special
So has Paula Poundstone, Margaret Cho, and Carlos Mencia.
Not great company is it?
Tom Servo
Nittany Beavers
SNL?He's touring arenas, hosted SNL, starred in movies (incl. one with Alba), has HBO specials, dunno if you want him to deliver a telegram to your house or something.I'm not a pop culture expert, but if he was that well known surely I would have seen him somewhere or some show.
I thought that show got cancelled years ago. In other words, just another D-list celebrity. Got it.Your Mother
Footballguy
You typed all that out for nothing, I agree that he's terrible. But I don't understand not knowing who he is unless you live in an igloo.He's touring arenasSo did Margaret Cho and she is the definition of SUCKHe's touring arenas, hosted SNL, starred in movies (incl. one with Alba), has HBO specials, dunno if you want him to deliver a telegram to your house or something.I'm not a pop culture expert, but if he was that well known surely I would have seen him somewhere or some show.
Hosted SNL
So have Desi Arnez, Fran Tarkenton, OJ Simpson, Art Garfunkel, Carrie Fisher, Cicely Tyson, Rick Nelson, Bill Russell,
Ray Sharkey, Robert Hays, Charlene Tilton, Robert Conrad, Joan Rivers, Ed Koch, Betty Thomas, Don Novello (Jesus H Christ...he was Fater F****** Guido Sarducci...a SNL character!), Jesse Jackson (Holy Mother of Hell!), Alex F!n Karras, Hulk Hogan, Pamela Sue Martin (she was Nancy Drew for F! sake!), Pee Wee Herman, Jerry Hall (!!!), Oprah Pigfrey, Marvin Hagler (huh?), Billy Martin, Malcom Jamal-Warner (Theo Huxtable...words escape me), Bronson Pinchot (Balki for God's sake!), Tony Danza, Fred Savage, Andrew "Dice" Clay (vacationing off the face of the earth somewhere), Steven Seagal (WOW!), Macaulay Caulkin (I saw him on a milk carton recently), Rosie O'Donnell, Nancy Kerrigan, Steve Forbes, Pamela Anderson, Rudolph Giuliani, Lindsay Lohan, and Paris Hilton.
Paris Hilton dude. 'Nuff said.
Starred in movies (including one with Jessica Alba)
I love Jessica Alba. I do. I would whop my mother in the nose to have a weekend of playtime with that woman. Problem is? She can't act. Only thing worse then that? Dane Cook was even worse then Jessica Alba in the film. I didn't think it was possible but there is a worse actor then Alba and it is Dane Crook. (He also did a file with Jessica Simpson. Now that is a sandwich I would love to be in. An Alba and Simpson sammich.)
Has an HBO special
So has Paula Poundstone, Margaret Cho, and Carlos Mencia.
Not great company is it?
prosopis
Arizona Chupacabra
I still dont know who he is. Which J Alba movie was he in?You typed all that out for nothing, I agree that he's terrible. But I don't understand not knowing who he is unless you live in an igloo.He's touring arenasSo did Margaret Cho and she is the definition of SUCKHe's touring arenas, hosted SNL, starred in movies (incl. one with Alba), has HBO specials, dunno if you want him to deliver a telegram to your house or something.I'm not a pop culture expert, but if he was that well known surely I would have seen him somewhere or some show.
Hosted SNL
So have Desi Arnez, Fran Tarkenton, OJ Simpson, Art Garfunkel, Carrie Fisher, Cicely Tyson, Rick Nelson, Bill Russell,
Ray Sharkey, Robert Hays, Charlene Tilton, Robert Conrad, Joan Rivers, Ed Koch, Betty Thomas, Don Novello (Jesus H Christ...he was Fater F****** Guido Sarducci...a SNL character!), Jesse Jackson (Holy Mother of Hell!), Alex F!n Karras, Hulk Hogan, Pamela Sue Martin (she was Nancy Drew for F! sake!), Pee Wee Herman, Jerry Hall (!!!), Oprah Pigfrey, Marvin Hagler (huh?), Billy Martin, Malcom Jamal-Warner (Theo Huxtable...words escape me), Bronson Pinchot (Balki for God's sake!), Tony Danza, Fred Savage, Andrew "Dice" Clay (vacationing off the face of the earth somewhere), Steven Seagal (WOW!), Macaulay Caulkin (I saw him on a milk carton recently), Rosie O'Donnell, Nancy Kerrigan, Steve Forbes, Pamela Anderson, Rudolph Giuliani, Lindsay Lohan, and Paris Hilton.
Paris Hilton dude. 'Nuff said.
Starred in movies (including one with Jessica Alba)
I love Jessica Alba. I do. I would whop my mother in the nose to have a weekend of playtime with that woman. Problem is? She can't act. Only thing worse then that? Dane Cook was even worse then Jessica Alba in the film. I didn't think it was possible but there is a worse actor then Alba and it is Dane Crook. (He also did a file with Jessica Simpson. Now that is a sandwich I would love to be in. An Alba and Simpson sammich.)
Has an HBO special
So has Paula Poundstone, Margaret Cho, and Carlos Mencia.
Not great company is it?
Your Mother
Footballguy
"Good Luck Chuck"?prosopis said:I still dont know who he is. Which J Alba movie was he in?You typed all that out for nothing, I agree that he's terrible. But I don't understand not knowing who he is unless you live in an igloo.He's touring arenasSo did Margaret Cho and she is the definition of SUCKHe's touring arenas, hosted SNL, starred in movies (incl. one with Alba), has HBO specials, dunno if you want him to deliver a telegram to your house or something.I'm not a pop culture expert, but if he was that well known surely I would have seen him somewhere or some show.
Hosted SNL
So have Desi Arnez, Fran Tarkenton, OJ Simpson, Art Garfunkel, Carrie Fisher, Cicely Tyson, Rick Nelson, Bill Russell,
Ray Sharkey, Robert Hays, Charlene Tilton, Robert Conrad, Joan Rivers, Ed Koch, Betty Thomas, Don Novello (Jesus H Christ...he was Fater F****** Guido Sarducci...a SNL character!), Jesse Jackson (Holy Mother of Hell!), Alex F!n Karras, Hulk Hogan, Pamela Sue Martin (she was Nancy Drew for F! sake!), Pee Wee Herman, Jerry Hall (!!!), Oprah Pigfrey, Marvin Hagler (huh?), Billy Martin, Malcom Jamal-Warner (Theo Huxtable...words escape me), Bronson Pinchot (Balki for God's sake!), Tony Danza, Fred Savage, Andrew "Dice" Clay (vacationing off the face of the earth somewhere), Steven Seagal (WOW!), Macaulay Caulkin (I saw him on a milk carton recently), Rosie O'Donnell, Nancy Kerrigan, Steve Forbes, Pamela Anderson, Rudolph Giuliani, Lindsay Lohan, and Paris Hilton.
Paris Hilton dude. 'Nuff said.
Starred in movies (including one with Jessica Alba)
I love Jessica Alba. I do. I would whop my mother in the nose to have a weekend of playtime with that woman. Problem is? She can't act. Only thing worse then that? Dane Cook was even worse then Jessica Alba in the film. I didn't think it was possible but there is a worse actor then Alba and it is Dane Crook. (He also did a file with Jessica Simpson. Now that is a sandwich I would love to be in. An Alba and Simpson sammich.)
Has an HBO special
So has Paula Poundstone, Margaret Cho, and Carlos Mencia.
Not great company is it?
Got horrible reviews, looked like ####.
prosopis
Arizona Chupacabra
Thats the new one at the theaters right?I have not seen that but I will on dvd."Good Luck Chuck"?I still dont know who he is. Which J Alba movie was he in?You typed all that out for nothing, I agree that he's terrible. But I don't understand not knowing who he is unless you live in an igloo.He's touring arenasSo did Margaret Cho and she is the definition of SUCKHe's touring arenas, hosted SNL, starred in movies (incl. one with Alba), has HBO specials, dunno if you want him to deliver a telegram to your house or something.I'm not a pop culture expert, but if he was that well known surely I would have seen him somewhere or some show.
Hosted SNL
So have Desi Arnez, Fran Tarkenton, OJ Simpson, Art Garfunkel, Carrie Fisher, Cicely Tyson, Rick Nelson, Bill Russell,
Ray Sharkey, Robert Hays, Charlene Tilton, Robert Conrad, Joan Rivers, Ed Koch, Betty Thomas, Don Novello (Jesus H Christ...he was Fater F****** Guido Sarducci...a SNL character!), Jesse Jackson (Holy Mother of Hell!), Alex F!n Karras, Hulk Hogan, Pamela Sue Martin (she was Nancy Drew for F! sake!), Pee Wee Herman, Jerry Hall (!!!), Oprah Pigfrey, Marvin Hagler (huh?), Billy Martin, Malcom Jamal-Warner (Theo Huxtable...words escape me), Bronson Pinchot (Balki for God's sake!), Tony Danza, Fred Savage, Andrew "Dice" Clay (vacationing off the face of the earth somewhere), Steven Seagal (WOW!), Macaulay Caulkin (I saw him on a milk carton recently), Rosie O'Donnell, Nancy Kerrigan, Steve Forbes, Pamela Anderson, Rudolph Giuliani, Lindsay Lohan, and Paris Hilton.
Paris Hilton dude. 'Nuff said.
Starred in movies (including one with Jessica Alba)
I love Jessica Alba. I do. I would whop my mother in the nose to have a weekend of playtime with that woman. Problem is? She can't act. Only thing worse then that? Dane Cook was even worse then Jessica Alba in the film. I didn't think it was possible but there is a worse actor then Alba and it is Dane Crook. (He also did a file with Jessica Simpson. Now that is a sandwich I would love to be in. An Alba and Simpson sammich.)
Has an HBO special
So has Paula Poundstone, Margaret Cho, and Carlos Mencia.
Not great company is it?
Your Mother
Footballguy
Seriously?If you're that hard up for T&A, I can point you to some good websites...Thats the new one at the theaters right?I have not seen that but I will on dvd."Good Luck Chuck"?I still dont know who he is. Which J Alba movie was he in?You typed all that out for nothing, I agree that he's terrible. But I don't understand not knowing who he is unless you live in an igloo.He's touring arenasSo did Margaret Cho and she is the definition of SUCKHe's touring arenas, hosted SNL, starred in movies (incl. one with Alba), has HBO specials, dunno if you want him to deliver a telegram to your house or something.I'm not a pop culture expert, but if he was that well known surely I would have seen him somewhere or some show.
Hosted SNL
So have Desi Arnez, Fran Tarkenton, OJ Simpson, Art Garfunkel, Carrie Fisher, Cicely Tyson, Rick Nelson, Bill Russell,
Ray Sharkey, Robert Hays, Charlene Tilton, Robert Conrad, Joan Rivers, Ed Koch, Betty Thomas, Don Novello (Jesus H Christ...he was Fater F****** Guido Sarducci...a SNL character!), Jesse Jackson (Holy Mother of Hell!), Alex F!n Karras, Hulk Hogan, Pamela Sue Martin (she was Nancy Drew for F! sake!), Pee Wee Herman, Jerry Hall (!!!), Oprah Pigfrey, Marvin Hagler (huh?), Billy Martin, Malcom Jamal-Warner (Theo Huxtable...words escape me), Bronson Pinchot (Balki for God's sake!), Tony Danza, Fred Savage, Andrew "Dice" Clay (vacationing off the face of the earth somewhere), Steven Seagal (WOW!), Macaulay Caulkin (I saw him on a milk carton recently), Rosie O'Donnell, Nancy Kerrigan, Steve Forbes, Pamela Anderson, Rudolph Giuliani, Lindsay Lohan, and Paris Hilton.
Paris Hilton dude. 'Nuff said.
Starred in movies (including one with Jessica Alba)
I love Jessica Alba. I do. I would whop my mother in the nose to have a weekend of playtime with that woman. Problem is? She can't act. Only thing worse then that? Dane Cook was even worse then Jessica Alba in the film. I didn't think it was possible but there is a worse actor then Alba and it is Dane Crook. (He also did a file with Jessica Simpson. Now that is a sandwich I would love to be in. An Alba and Simpson sammich.)
Has an HBO special
So has Paula Poundstone, Margaret Cho, and Carlos Mencia.
Not great company is it?
