I do not have any white friends (1 Viewer)

[Mr. Cross]

Does this make me a racist? How many do I need?

 

[joffer]

God isn't white?

 

[Dentist]

what races are your friends?

 

[kevzilla]

Yep, it's Friday.

 

[Rayderr]

Does this make me a racist? How many do I need?

You need to actually have friends first before you start worrying about that sorta thing.

 

[kentric]

Hi buddy. My name is Ken and its been 3 months since I've spoken to a non-white.

 

[fatness]

Does this make me a racist? How many do I need?

You need to actually have friends first before you start worrying about that sorta thing.

I was thinking the same thing. Maybe he could work up to it slowly, like starting off with a pet or some talking dolls.

 

[jamny]

tl;dr

 

[Mr. Cross]

God isn't white?

Jesus was black to that would mean that God is black.

 

[Limp Ditka]

You're an awful person and don't deserve friends of any color. Be happy with what you have.

 

[Cjw_55106]

What about Bill Murray? You two seem pretty close.

 

[GoFishTN]

Loudermilk is white.

 

[Gene Sackman]

What about Claire?

 

[Mr. Cross]

What about Bill Murray? You two seem pretty close.

I do not know him.

 

[Mr. Cross]

Does this make me a racist? How many do I need?

You need to actually have friends first before you start worrying about that sorta thing.

I was thinking the same thing. Maybe he could work up to it slowly, like starting off with a pet or some talking dolls.

Racist

 

[Ned]

God isn't white?

Jesus was black to that would mean that God is black.

My nephew is white with blonde hair, but has a black father.

 

[Gene Sackman]

God isn't white?

Jesus was black to that would mean that God is black.

My nephew is white with blonde hair, but has a black father.

Mm.., is that what your sister told you?

 

[MC Gas Money]

I dont have any white friends either and I am white

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

Does this make me a racist? How many do I need?

Three. An Irishman, a Jewish guy, and a Polish guy. You'll have great stories to tell later.

 

[Mr. Cross]

God isn't white?

Jesus was black to that would mean that God is black.

My nephew is white with blonde hair, but has a black father.

If he wasn't adopted you need to pray with the mother for the truth of the father.

 

[Mr. Cross]

You're an awful person and don't deserve friends of any color. Be happy with what you have.

Hahaha. You always make me laugh. Thank you friend and God Bless.

 

[kentric]

God isn't white?

Jesus was black to that would mean that God is black.

My nephew is white with blonde hair, but has a black father.

If he wasn't adopted you need to pray with the mother for the truth of the father.

Where's Maury Povich when you need him?

 

[MikeIke]

White people suck, I think it just means you're smart.

 

[dickey moe]

White friends are overrated. Stay away from Samoans though.

 

[Cjw_55106]

I thought I had a white friend once....nope...albino black man.

 

[Hot Diggity Dog]

I'm in the process of making my first black friend! I'm teaching him how to talk without that black voice, and he's teaching me how to dance.

 

[EYLive]

Mr. Cross, on 10 Oct 2014 - 11:10 AM, said:

joffer, on 10 Oct 2014 - 09:10 AM, said:God isn't white?

Jesus was black to that would mean that God is black.

What imbecile told you this?

 

[dgreen]

God isn't white?

You mean Allah? I believe Cross is Muslim now.

 

[sbonomo]

I thought i was in the Sarah Palin thread....very confusing. Any how, if you need a token white friedn lets grab a beer

 

[sublimeone]

I have lots of colored friends. They're nothing special. I prefer whites.

 

[Ned]

God isn't white?

Jesus was black to that would mean that God is black.

My nephew is white with blonde hair, but has a black father.

If he wasn't adopted you need to pray with the mother for the truth of the father.

Where's Maury Povich when you need him?

Apparently the paternity test confirmed it.

 

[fatness]

Does this make me a racist? How many do I need?

You need to actually have friends first before you start worrying about that sorta thing.

I was thinking the same thing. Maybe he could work up to it slowly, like starting off with a pet or some talking dolls.

Racist

Or ventriloquism. You could learn ventriloquism. Then you'd have a little friend any time you wanted --- just stick your arm up his ### and have rollicking conversations.

 

[lakerstan]

I have lots of colored friends. They're nothing special. I prefer whites.

Any particular color?

 

[Widbil83]

You're an awful person and don't deserve friends of any color. Be happy with what you have.

Hahaha. You always make me laugh. Thank you friend and God Bless.

 

[Jim11]

I'm in the process of making my first black friend! I'm teaching him how to talk without that black voice, and he's teaching me how to dance.

Not basketball?

 

[Christo]

Like you have friends of any color

 

[Gene Sackman]

Take up hockey..

 

[Hot Diggity Dog]

I'm in the process of making my first black friend! I'm teaching him how to talk without that black voice, and he's teaching me how to dance.

I did'nt want to be to forward. Maybe I could trade job interviewing skills for a cross over dribble lesson?