Long Ball Larry
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It's 2019. If you want to see a naked girl, just take out your phone or computer.
how are you watching me?you look kinda odd rubbing your phone across your face while making motorboat noises.
Wait, what? It's not a wise investment decision?People really need to put on Chris Rock whenever they think about blowing money at a club. Unless you're Arizona Ron and have a bunch of racks to spare, it's a bad move.
Fun fact: "Frittata" is Latin for "side of pubes."I only go for the breakfast buffets. Hell of a frittata.
is there glitter still on that toe today? or a fungusI wore sandals once to an establishment and when the girl dropped it real low whilst dancing in front of me my big toe got the champagne room treatment...that ain’t happening on the interwebs; some experiences are better in person and worth $20
This is one of the strange parts to me. If I'm looking at that, I don't want my friends hanging around with me. I don't get the "comradarie" aspect of the activity.Why would anybody go to watch a baseball game when they can watch it on their iPad's or tv's? It's a completely different experience. Most people don't go to strip clubs alone. They go with a group of friends/buddies. It's like going to a regular bar--but one that has a better view. Looking at provocative/nude pics on an electronic device is a completely different experience than hanging out with a group of friends at a strip club.
Permanent sheenis there glitter still on that toe today? or a fungus
I think its odder to go by yourself. If you are going to a strip bar, then you are going for drinks (crazy overpriced as they are), the social setting* and the added benefit of naked chicks around you.This is one of the strange parts to me. If I'm looking at that, I don't want my friends hanging around with me. I don't get the "comradarie" aspect of the activity.
I guess you and I go for different reasons when we go to a strip club as a group--which is fine. When I go with a group of friends--its not like "hey--lets all go and hang out and look at naked women together". It's more like "let's have a guys night out where we make fun of each other, talk smack, talk sports, talk about the stresses in our lives---all while having a beautiful background". Basically our motivation is like 85% to have fun chatting with the gang and having fun---and like 15% in paying actual attention to the strippers.This is one of the strange parts to me. If I'm looking at that, I don't want my friends hanging around with me. I don't get the "comradarie" aspect of the activity.
Brings new meaning to the phrase "there is a hair in my soup".Fun fact: "Frittata" is Latin for "side of pubes."
i thought they were saying "free tatas"Fun fact: "Frittata" is Latin for "side of pubes."
I've gone into one solo. Met a gal that grew up 2 blocks from me when I was in grade school. It was an interesting evening, but one that @Bull Dozier wouldn't frown upon too heavily (all chat and it kinda freaked me out).Why would anybody go to watch a baseball game when they can watch it on their iPad's or tv's? It's a completely different experience. Most people don't go to strip clubs alone. They go with a group of friends/buddies. It's like going to a regular bar--but one that has a better view. Looking at provocative/nude pics on an electronic device is a completely different experience than hanging out with a group of friends at a strip club.
Love it when you hear about "gentlemen" trying to "save" these misbegotten females by patronizing & telling them there's so much more to life than degrading themselves...People really need to put on Chris Rock whenever they think about blowing money at a club. Unless you're Arizona Ron and have a bunch of racks to spare, it's a bad move.
I am that sucker. And I was that sucker after I heard "Lori Meyers," too.Love it when you hear about "gentlemen" trying to "save" these misbegotten females by patronizing & telling them there's so much more to life than degrading themselves...
Cue NOFX's "Lori Meyers"...
Decidedly not free.i thought they were saying "free tatas"
I never saw the attraction, either.Decidedly not free.
I love the idea of strip clubs, but still confounded by them in practice.
I never really enjoyed them as it felt like an enormous waste of money -- super expensive watered down drinks, and never felt truly comfortable with the lap dance thing, especially since this you normally go with buddies and having some stripper grind me in front of my friends isn't the most comfortable. I never went alone but that would equally make me feel uncomfortable/like a creeper.
I've seen that many that offer free lunches and many offer drink specials.Decidedly not free.
I love the idea of strip clubs, but still confounded by them in practice.
I never really enjoyed them as it felt like an enormous waste of money -- super expensive watered down drinks, and never felt truly comfortable with the lap dance thing, especially since this you normally go with buddies and having some stripper grind me in front of my friends isn't the most comfortable. I never went alone but that would equally make me feel uncomfortable/like a creeper.
I guess I'm not advocating for going by yourself. I'd agree going alone is sad (no offense @Vanilla Guerrilla), but going in a group is weird for different reasons.I think its odder to go by yourself. If you are going to a strip bar, then you are going for drinks (crazy overpriced as they are), the social setting* and the added benefit of naked chicks around you.
They make video booth pallors, peep shows and adult movie houses for anyone needing to "look at that"
* I say social setting as I know there is a huge difference in the quality of say a Scores or Hustler Club in NYC vs a dive joint on the side of I495.
Edit: I have not been to one in over 15 years, so I would not consider myself an expert in it.
To be clear, I don't go at all (been twice for bachelor parties, never going back).I guess you and I go for different reasons when we go to a strip club as a group--which is fine. When I go with a group of friends--its not like "hey--lets all go and hang out and look at naked women together". It's more like "let's have a guys night out where we make fun of each other, talk smack, talk sports, talk about the stresses in our lives---all while having a beautiful background". Basically our motivation is like 85% to have fun chatting with the gang and having fun---and like 15% in paying actual attention to the strippers.
To be clear-I go to them with buddies--but not often. It's probalby been 4 years since I've been to one--and all of my experiences at them have been fun and positive. I also totally understand and get why people go to them and have no issue with that. Heck--I've dated a few strippers. Lol. I just don't see any parallels between what the OP is claiming--viewing nudity and pornography online is a completely different experience than going to a strip club.I guess I'm not advocating for going by yourself. I'd agree going alone is sad (no offense @Vanilla Guerrilla), but going in a group is weird for different reasons.
To be clear, I don't go at all (been twice for bachelor parties, never going back).
it's tough when you're bipolar....
Be advised, Euro travelers - strip clubs are hard to find and are most often actually whorehouses that use the dancing to display the wares.
This is merely a parody of the "I don't understand shipping thread".To be clear-I go to them with buddies--but not often. It's probalby been 4 years since I've been to one--and all of my experiences at them have been fun and positive. I also totally understand and get why people go to them and have no issue with that. Heck--I've dated a few strippers. Lol. I just don't see any parallels between what the OP is claiming--viewing nudity and pornography online is a completely different experience than going to a strip club.
I know a guy who has married two strippers.Love it when you hear about "gentlemen" trying to "save" these misbegotten females by patronizing & telling them there's so much more to life than degrading themselves...
He has a weak pimp hand.I know a guy who has married two strippers.
The first one was certifiably nuts and eventually took him for all his money. Had to file bankruptcy. No kids, but lots of fake pregnancy drama (even after they were broken up for over a year).
He didn't learn his lesson so he married another stripper 3 years later. This one eventually quit the biz, went back to school, became a schoolteacher, and by all accounts was a pillar of the community and a great mom to their 3 kids. Also, she filed for divorce after 8 years and took him for all his money.
He now spends most nights in various strip clubs around town, trying to convince various dancers to go out with him. It's not as easy when you're 40, drive a beat up Hyundai, and live in a crappy apartment on the wrong side of town. But there's always a woman willing to let him spend his paycheck on her...
Pretty sure you're the reason student debt is skyrocketing.It's 2019. If you want to see a naked girl, just take out your phone or computer.
Wow, just wow . Google the word clueless and this guy wins first result.I know a guy who has married two strippers.
The first one was certifiably nuts and eventually took him for all his money. Had to file bankruptcy. No kids, but lots of fake pregnancy drama (even after they were broken up for over a year).
He didn't learn his lesson so he married another stripper 3 years later. This one eventually quit the biz, went back to school, became a schoolteacher, and by all accounts was a pillar of the community and a great mom to their 3 kids. Also, she filed for divorce after 8 years and took him for all his money.
He now spends most nights in various strip clubs around town, trying to convince various dancers to go out with him. It's not as easy when you're 40, drive a beat up Hyundai, and live in a crappy apartment on the wrong side of town. But there's always a woman willing to let him spend his paycheck on her...
FTFY. It's like you've never met a stripper in your life.These ladies are trying to better themselves, college, taking care of their kids, etc
Think of it as giving to Charity. AndCinnamonSinnamon, and Mercedes...