I just got my hair cut (1 Viewer)

[Klimtology]

Actually I got them all cut.

 

[ChiefD]

That's hihairious!

 

[Poke_4_Life]

Actually I got them all cut.

All of them?  Manscaped?  Good on you...

 

[Klimtology]

That's hihairious!

 

[rockaction]

You're supposed to say "I got a mall cut," and when somebody asks you where in the mall, you play it up to the hilt. 

Now that's hilarity. 

 

[belljr]

I thought you got your ears lowered

 

[Grace Under Pressure]

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

 

[Klimtology]

 

[Phil Elliott]

I thought everyone is hiring. I applied for a stylist position at a hair styling shop but I didn't make the cut.

 

[matuski]

This is a thread.

 

[Phil Elliott]

This is a thread.

...thinner than a strand of hair.

 

[dickey moe]

Congrafts! 

 

[matuski]

...thinner than a strand of hair.

Someone should cut it.

 

[johnnycakes]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Lk2KHajp4Y

 

[Snoopy]

I thought everyone is hiring. I applied for a stylist position at a hair styling shop but I didn't make the cut.

buzz

 

[shuke]

My go to response is "you should have got them all cut, it's the same price".

 

[STEADYMOBBIN 22]

I haven’t cut my hair since December of 2020. 

 

[James Bond]

I had a buddy who's mantra was "Go grey, just stay." 

His did neither.

 

[E Street Brat]

You're supposed to say "I got a mall cut," and when somebody asks you where in the mall, you play it up to the hilt. 

Now that's hilarity. 

I don't get it.

 

[Mookie]

Met a few friends out for a beer last night and this conversation ensues upon Buddy 1 walking in:

Buddy 1 (approaches table with beer in hand and looks at Buddy 2): "Nice haircut."

Buddy 2 (slightly offended): "What the Hell? I got it cut about a month ago!"

Buddy 1 (deadpan): "You're going bald", then takes his first sip of beer. 

Still laughing about it today for its pure stupidity and savagery.

 

[rockaction]

I don't get it.

Brother, spare a dime? 

 

[E Street Brat]

Brother, spare a dime? 

 

[skol asylum]

Hey guys, cut it out would ya?

 

[Van Dyman]

You're supposed to say "I got a mall cut," and when somebody asks you where in the mall, you play it up to the hilt. 

Now that's hilarity. 

I don't get it.

Same. I figure some play on "I got'em all cut" vs "I got a mall cut" but he lost me otherwise.

 

[rockaction]

Same. I figure some play on "I got'em all cut" vs "I got a mall cut" but he lost me otherwise.

That's exactly it. It's supposed to engender confusion about the "all cut" joke that people should be apprised of. It works either way. If people groan about the all cut, you can tell them you meant mall. If they think you meant you got it cut at the mall, reverse it. 

It's not funny either way. 

Neither was this OP, really. Sorry about that. 

 

[Van Dyman]

That's exactly it. It's supposed to engender confusion about the "all cut" joke that people should be apprised of. It works either way. If people groan about the all cut, you can tell them you meant mall. If they think you meant you got it cut at the mall, reverse it. 

It's not funny either way. 

Neither was this OP, really. Sorry about that. 

Your carefully crafted explanation is (so far) the funniest thing in this thread.

 

[rockaction]

Your carefully crafted explanation is (so far) the funniest thing in this thread.

I do what I can for the high rollers. 

 

[E Street Brat]

That's exactly it. It's supposed to engender confusion about the "all cut" joke that people should be apprised of. It works either way. If people groan about the all cut, you can tell them you meant mall. If they think you meant you got it cut at the mall, reverse it. 

It's not funny either way. 

Neither was this OP, really. Sorry about that. 

            

 

[rockaction]

            

yeah. Eat ####

Charitably, that is. 

 

[E Street Brat]

yeah. Eat ####

Holy ####. A Talking Muffin.

 

[rockaction]

Holy ####. A Talking Muffin.

Asspenny

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Best haircut ever?

https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.hfAfKfb3rulEX2xsJUEINAHaJP?