I just pooped lettuce (1 Viewer)

[Donny Loved Bowling]

Very unusual. I've seen corn and nuts come through unscathed before, but this is a first. WTF? Am I eating too much salad?

 

[tri-man 47]

The beauty is, you can use the leaf to wipe yourself, too. Winning!

 

[flapgreen]

I've pooped a cup cake before.

 

[skol asylum]

I blame Monsanto.

 

[General Tso]

You really did "hit the head" didn't you?

Hope it "leaves" you for good.

 

[Donny Loved Bowling]

Really, the last thing I need is a reason not to eat salad.

 

[skol asylum]

https://youtu.be/lvL-I3Dfeqc

 

[TheAristocrat]

I've made my farts smell like donuts twice before. The recipients specified powdered, which was also correct. Those were good days.

 

[Fariq]

I once pooped a Cornish game hen.

 

[Soulfly3]

it usually helps if you chew the food before you swallow

 

[Fennis]

No reason to waste a perfectly good salad. Wash it off and eat it again

 

[Politician Spock]

Are you sure it wasn't your appendix?

 

[bucksoh]

Lettuce not jump to conclusions, you'll be fine.

 

[Dentist]

Now imagine it was on a chest

 

[D in the D]

I've pooped a cup cake before.

I once pooped a Cornish game hen.

Are either one of you Bill Brasky?

 

[Osaurus]

Enjoy your tossed salad

 

[AAABatteries]

Updates notebook entry that alias Donny Loved Bowling is NOT Bob Sacamano

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Updates notebook entry that alias Donny Loved Bowling is NOT Bob Sacamano

Solid. Was going to post something along the same lines.

 

[spOOfy]

Let us wait for Bobsac to weigh in on this, shall we?

 

[matuski]

Don't think I've ever laughed harder at a thread title... skimming down, I never saw it coming.

 

[eoMMan]

Did it poke out above the toilet bowl water like an iceberg?

 

[James Bond]

Did it poke out above the toilet bowl water like an iceberg?

I saw what you did there. Iceberg... Iceberg lettuce. Touche

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Ball cancer IMO

 

[ChiefD]

Salad shooter.

 

[comfortably numb]

I think it may be time for me to retire from the FFA

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Jack Palance: "I crap bigger heads than yours"

 

[Fariq]

Ball cancer IMO

This would not mean ball cancer. It just means his body has problems processing plants.

 

[Fariq]

I've pooped a cup cake before.

I once pooped a Cornish game hen.

Are either one of you Bill Brasky?

I am not Bill Brasky

 

[bshell27]

Had to have been Subway salad/lettuce.