I Like Your Wife, How Much $? (1 Viewer)

[fantasycurse42]

Spinoff from the switch hitter thread... Apparently a lot of FBG's have a price on their wife. Do you?

Handsome hung low stranger offers to bang the wife, yay(cost)/nay.

 

[Brony]

Do we have to pay or do we get paid?

 

[Bull Dozier]

My price on the wife is likely much lower than the price my wife would set on herself.

 

[Patriotsfatboy1]

... Am I paying or being paid?

 

[Scoresman]

Voted $10M because if it somehow did cause a rift between my wife and I and we split, at least neither of us would have to work anymore.

 

[fantasycurse42]

Voted $10M because if it somehow did cause a rift between my wife and I and we split, at least neither of us would have to work anymore.

That is like saying there is a price tag for your marriage

 

[Koya]

Take my wife... PLEASE!

ldschool:

 

[Koya]

Question, does she get half when we divorce?

 

[jamny]

I'd have to ask her.

I'm afraid to ask.

 

[fantasycurse42]

Question, does she get half when we divorce?

Excellent question!!!!

No, it is set aside for you - She is not allowed to touch it.

The question assumes you are in a happy, loving, & monogamous relationship.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Voted $10M because if it somehow did cause a rift between my wife and I and we split, at least neither of us would have to work anymore.

That is like saying there is a price tag for your marriage

True, but the divorce laws already say that.

 

[fred_1_15301]

Voted $10M because if it somehow did cause a rift between my wife and I and we split, at least neither of us would have to work anymore.

That is like saying there is a price tag for your marriage

Not at all. There is a chance that they would keep the 10 million and live happily ever after. If it doesn't work out that way, they still end up with 10 million Pretty good rationale actually......

 

[Koya]

Question, does she get half when we divorce?

Excellent question!!!!

No, it is set aside for you - She is not allowed to touch it.

The question assumes you are in a happy, loving, & monogamous relationship.

I thought we were talking about marriage?

 

[DSP]

100k. But knowing my ex wife she would take a train from all of you and you cpuld negotiate down to much less behind my back

 

[Spike]

Question, does she get half when we divorce?

Excellent question!!!!

No, it is set aside for you - She is not allowed to touch it.

The question assumes you are in a happy, loving, & monogamous relationship.

You'll have to explain what this is first.

 

[Wrigley]

does this make me a pimp?

 

[fantasycurse42]

does this make me a pimp?

I hear it ain't easy

 

[Vike Me]

Spinoff from the switch hitter thread... Apparently a lot of FBG's have a price on their wife. Do you?

Handsome hung low stranger offers to bang the wife, yay(cost)/nay.

How low?

 

[Tom Servo]

Of course, we're all assuming that our wives would go along with being treated like chattel with no say in the matter.

 

[danielmclark]

Wouldn't do it. I could live with knowing she went behind my back - we could work though that, millions of people have. But if I/we got paid for that, every time I looked at the bank statement I'd be reminded of how we got the money and I'd never enjoy using it.

 

[Cliff Clavin]

Does she get access to this money?

 

[Scoresman]

Voted $10M because if it somehow did cause a rift between my wife and I and we split, at least neither of us would have to work anymore.

That is like saying there is a price tag for your marriage

I'm like 99.9% positive it would not affect my marriage. You know there are people out there who swing and do this sort of thing for free.

 

[Insein]

100k. But knowing my ex wife she would take a train from all of you and you cpuld negotiate down to much less behind my back

Once she graduates high school of course.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

does this make me a pimp?

after the money:

http://www.thepartyworks.com/ip/images12/125460/17251.jpg

 

[DSP]

100k. But knowing my ex wife she would take a train from all of you and you cpuld negotiate down to much less behind my back

Once she graduates high school of course.

She was 18 3/4. Legally an adult. Who are you to judge? You wouldnt sleep with a hot 18yo?

 

[SFBayDuck]

100k. But knowing my ex wife she would take a train from all of you and you cpuld negotiate down to much less behind my back

She's likely to appear as an update in the Arizona Ron thread any day now.

 

[DSP]

100k. But knowing my ex wife she would take a train from all of you and you cpuld negotiate down to much less behind my back

She's likely to appear as an update in the Arizona Ron thread any day now.

Wont bother me

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

So, my wife is Demi Moore in this hypothetical?

 

[tommyboy]

Of course, we're all assuming that our wives would go along with being treated like chattel with no say in the matter.

well duh,

i like the $10 million, has a nice ring to it. For $10 Million all holes are available, Mr Schlong.

 

[Insein]

100k. But knowing my ex wife she would take a train from all of you and you cpuld negotiate down to much less behind my back

Once she graduates high school of course.

She was 18 3/4. Legally an adult. Who are you to judge? You wouldnt sleep with a hot 18yo?

Bang? No doubt.

Make her my wife? Would have never crossed my mind.

 

[DSP]

100k. But knowing my ex wife she would take a train from all of you and you cpuld negotiate down to much less behind my back

Once she graduates high school of course.

She was 18 3/4. Legally an adult. Who are you to judge? You wouldnt sleep with a hot 18yo?

Bang? No doubt. Make her my wife? Would have never crossed my mind.

I did both and both were legal

 

[rockaction]

does this make me a pimp?

I hear it ain't easy

They don't cry, either.

 

[Insein]

100k. But knowing my ex wife she would take a train from all of you and you cpuld negotiate down to much less behind my back

Once she graduates high school of course.

She was 18 3/4. Legally an adult. Who are you to judge? You wouldnt sleep with a hot 18yo?

Bang? No doubt. Make her my wife? Would have never crossed my mind.

I did both and both were legal

Never said they weren't.

 

[FUBAR]

I said $5M

Wife said no

Tonight should be interesting. Thanks

 

[quickhands]

I was gonna say 100k. Then I thought if someone was randy enough to give me that much I could get 500k. Then I thought if he was stupid enough to give me that I might as well ask for 1mm. But if negotiations broke down I would cave down to 10k

 

[Frostillicus]

Right now about 2 bits.

 

[lakerstan]

How about a nice Lego creation?

 

[Donsmith753]

Do you have to watch?

 

[Arizona Ron]

 

[Jayrod]

I can make more money, can't un-whore my wife.

 

[IC FBGCav]

They usually ask me to do it for free and they tape it. I don't mind if the girl is hot and she will always be tight before I get in.

 

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100k. But knowing my ex wife she would take a train from all of you and you cpuld negotiate down to much less behind my back

Once she graduates high school of course.

She was 18 3/4. Legally an adult. Who are you to judge? You wouldnt sleep with a hot 18yo?

Bang? No doubt. Make her my wife? Would have never crossed my mind.

I did both and both were legal

Legal and smart are two wildly different benchmarks

 

[rockaction]

I think AZ Ron and Buss have the right idea here.

 

[Jules Winnfield]

10M

and then I divorce her because the ##### just cheated on me

 

[danielmclark]

10M

and then I divorce hr because the ##### just cheated on me

Winner!

 

[Henry Ford]

Does she want to, or am I forcing her to do this for the money?

It's not my body to sell. It's hers.

 

[Henry Ford]

Is there a consensus that if it's a woman we'd all care a lot less?

 

[fantasycurse42]

Is there a consensus that if it's a woman we'd all care a lot less?

If it is a woman the poll changes to "can I join in & how much will it cost me?"

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

This would make for a good movie plot

 

[danielmclark]

This would make for a good movie plot

Yeah, I'm surprised it hasn't been done yet.