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I got the impression the surprise new pizza wasn’t on the same day but maybe I misinterpretedI doubt anyone is going to start another dinner because someone left off a topping, but the waste element of this is real.
I got the impression the surprise new pizza wasn’t on the same day but maybe I misinterpretedI doubt anyone is going to start another dinner because someone left off a topping, but the waste element of this is real.
Yeah I could see that too. The whole thing is pretty contrived.I got the impression the surprise new pizza wasn’t on the same day but maybe I misinterpreted
Agreed. In the commercial it looks like a surprise visit some other night.I got the impression the surprise new pizza wasn’t on the same day but maybe I misinterpreted
"Side effects may include hearing awful cover versions of songs of the 70's".This Anora commercial is the worst because of the song. First off, I was a kid in the 70's, I always hated the original version of that awful song but my God it's even worse with the new singer, especially the guy at the end, he sounds like he's singing through his nose with a nasal infection. Honestly, it's like nails on a chalkboard at this point and naturally they play it over and over and over again. Pretty brutal.
"That's a lot of cheese for one dollar!"Burger King's Cheesy Tots.
In one commercial, the stupid kid says "I like snacks..."
REALLY? YOU LIKE SNACKS? THAT'S A PRETTY BRAVE STATEMENT THERE, BUDDY. WELL GUESS WHAT? YOU'RE IN LUCK. BECAUSE WE AT BURGER KING HAVE CREATED A FOOD PRODUCT THAT IS SPECIFICALLY ENGINEERED TO CATER TO THE TINY MINORITY OF THE POPULATION WHO ADMIT TO ENJOYING A SNACK. IT'S A GOOD THING THAT WE COMMISSIONED THIS 'MAN ON THE STREET' SURVEY OR ELSE WE NEVER WOULD HAVE BEEN ABLE TO FIND ANYONE IN THE WORLD WHO LIKES SNACKS.
In the other commercial, the same stupid kid says "A dollar? I got my full meal just from these Cheesy Tots!"
THERE ARE FOUR TOTS IN THE BAG. THAT'S NOT A FULL MEAL.
Jayrok said:
These dbags who think it's okay to play golf in the city need to be dealt with.
Four "tater" tots.Burger King's Cheesy Tots.
In one commercial, the stupid kid says "I like snacks..."
REALLY? YOU LIKE SNACKS? THAT'S A PRETTY BRAVE STATEMENT THERE, BUDDY. WELL GUESS WHAT? YOU'RE IN LUCK. BECAUSE WE AT BURGER KING HAVE CREATED A FOOD PRODUCT THAT IS SPECIFICALLY ENGINEERED TO CATER TO THE TINY MINORITY OF THE POPULATION WHO ADMIT TO ENJOYING A SNACK. IT'S A GOOD THING THAT WE COMMISSIONED THIS 'MAN ON THE STREET' SURVEY OR ELSE WE NEVER WOULD HAVE BEEN ABLE TO FIND ANYONE IN THE WORLD WHO LIKES SNACKS.
In the other commercial, the same stupid kid says "A dollar? I got my full meal just from these Cheesy Tots!"
THERE ARE FOUR TOTS IN THE BAG. THAT'S NOT A FULL MEAL.
.Pizza insurance- they give you a free pizza if they screw up your pizza. Sample screw up: online complaint that the toppings were wrong. “We’re going to expedite this next order!” Then they surprise the customer with her free insurance pizza.
If it’s a surprise why’d they expedite it? They probably screwed up the first time due to moving too fast. You’d think they’d take their time and do this one right.
Plus, quite frankly, when they have the extreme closeup of the breaking of the cheesy tot, they look disgustingFour "tater" tots.
For a dollar.
I keep saying that to myself ...mystified at how several levels of a successful fast food management company thought that this kind of value is deserving of a major promotion.
While using the lead "I like snacks."
Does it matter when you're drunk eating at 2 AM?Plus, quite frankly, when they have the extreme closeup of the breaking of the cheesy tot, they look disgusting
I clicked this, watched this, and threw up a little bit. Hadn't see it before......What a horrible horrible thing.That BMW commercial with the dancing millennials.
I hate everyone and everything associated with that commercial.
The expressionless girl dancing up to the car to unlock it with her phone - HOW IS THAT EASIER THAN KEYLESS ENTRY???
The mumbly singing in the background song - I CAN'T UNDERSTAND A WORD HE'S SINGING!!
The idiot's doing lame dance moves in the street
I WILL NEVER BUY A BMW BECAUSE OF THIS COMMERCIAL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqUoLkQ2ym0
I'm old now...so I can't go eating any nuclear waste at 2AM like I used toDoes it matter when you're drunk eating at 2 AM?
Bud should just stick to their giant horses clomping thru the snow.Has to have been mentioned but
Bud Light Platinum
First off...So what
Second..the stuuuuuuuupiiiiiiddddd knight in armor thing. Ugh..Budweiser is terrible at trying to be funny, I think they always have been.
Feel like this intensified yesterday. Sheesh.I'm getting really sick of the fatgirl flowers commercial aired every break on the NFL games.
And do they ever tell us what makes it platinum? I’ve seen the commercials 4 dillion times and haven’t noticedHas to have been mentioned but
Bud Light Platinum
First off...So what
Second..the stuuuuuuuupiiiiiiddddd knight in armor thing. Ugh..Budweiser is terrible at trying to be funny, I think they always have been.
Cause they said so. Don't you EVER doubt the Budweiser marketing machine. Ever.And do they ever tell us what makes it platinum? I’ve seen the commercials 4 dillion times and haven’t noticed
I think it has a higher ABV.And do they ever tell us what makes it platinum? I’ve seen the commercials 4 dillion times and haven’t noticed
Why do we want Bud light drinkers to be even more drunk driving home?I think it has a higher ABV.
Regardless, commercials are horrible and so is Bud Light anything.
Barry Sanders is 4 years older and would have been a much better choice.Why don’t they just pull Bettis’s flag?!?
In a similar vein I find the current one for some alexa/headphones thingie where the guy is walking around asking them questions about haircare annoying. Is that where we're going as a society - everyone bumbling around in public talking to their headphones?The VW commercial where some millennial tw@t-wad is walking through the city looking down at his phone, oblivious to the world... making a group of runners part him like the Red Sea, only to escape getting run over by some soccer mom because her VW has the backup camera with warnings.
That one's great.
In all seriousness, it's why I don't have one and don't plan on getting one.The combination of lazy and stupid customers has proven to be a true goldmine for big businesses. Many are paranoid of the government but why enslave people when you can just trick them into giving away their money and not to have to think for themselves?
"There is someone... walking behind you... turn arooooound, look at meeeeee..."The VW commercial where some millennial tw@t-wad is walking through the city looking down at his phone, oblivious to the world... making a group of runners part him like the Red Sea, only to escape getting run over by some soccer mom because her VW has the backup camera with warnings.
That one's great.
Plus the guy's physique indicates it must be his first day at the gym. He's so soft and doughyThe Ring doorbell ad where the two would be thieves are slowly approaching the porch in broad daylight.
"This one looks like it could be a nice haul... oh wait. It has a Ring!" Then the CPA at the corporate gym scares them away. "I'd run away... right now gentlemen!"
His haughtiness is an invitation for them to come back after midnight and throw some bricks through some windows. Or come back another day and sneak up out of view with black paint to cover the doorbell.
Mmmmm, BeerCause they said so. Don't you EVER doubt the Budweiser marketing machine. Ever.And do they ever tell us what makes it platinum? I’ve seen the commercials 4 dillion times and haven’t noticed
This is the entity that brought you...Bud Light Lime-a-rita, and dilly dilly and watched America suck it up through a straw.
"We're going to expedite this order!"dominos pizza.......”just file a claim”
It is also annoying when stadiums play that.And... EVERYBODY CLAP YOUR HANDS!
Any other man that gives their wife an exercise bike is either killed or sleeps on the couch for a month of Sundays.My God, this Peloton commercial makes me want to eat a tub of ice cream.
Wife: Here hubby, I bought us each a watch.The commercial where the guy buys a GMC truck and SUV for he and his wife for Christmas and she takes the truck. First off they play it 100 times a day and secondly it is a repeat of a commercial they had last year