I sprained my wrist punching the punching bag machine drunk at the bar (1 Viewer)

[Eminence]

I recently hit a new bench max of 155 at the gym (I weigh 140lbs). So I was eager to show up my newly acquired muscles (also, I was drunk). I go to punch the thing, rolling my shoulder and body weight into it, and I completely miss contact with my knuckles and the top of my wrist takes the majority of the blow.

I don't notice it much because I'm drunk at the time. But I wake up in excruciating pain. I can barely ball my right hand into a fist and I struggle to even write my name.

Ouch.

 

[SacramentoBob]

Thank god your ability to type hasn't been compromised.

 

[Poke_4_Life]

I hope you are ambidextrous when it comes to masturbatory activities.

 

[Ditka Butkus]

Sounds like your penis will be cheating on your right hand or vice versa

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Gilly's circa 1980 called. They want their shtick back.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

I recently hit a new bench max of 155 at the gym (I weigh 140lbs). So I was eager to show up my newly acquired muscles (also, I was drunk). I go to punch the thing, rolling my shoulder and body weight into it, and I completely miss contact with my knuckles and the top of my wrist takes the majority of the blow.

I don't notice it much because I'm drunk at the time. But I wake up in excruciating pain. I can barely ball my right hand into a fist and I struggle to even write my name.

Ouch.

Pretty sure this was already the case.

 

[JNox3]

I recently hit a new bench max of 155 at the gym (I weigh 140lbs). So I was eager to show up my newly acquired muscles (also, I was drunk). I go to punch the thing, rolling my shoulder and body weight into it, and I completely miss contact with my knuckles and the top of my wrist takes the majority of the blow.

I don't notice it much because I'm drunk at the time. But I wake up in excruciating pain. I can barely ball my right hand into a fist and I struggle to even write my name.

Ouch.

I'm more surprised you didn't hurt your wrist with that bench press.

 

[DocHolliday]

And there goes the bench progress.................

 

[Eminence]

And there goes the bench progress.................

I know man, I'm so angry with myself. I wanted to be benching 200 lbs by June but that looks unlikely at this point.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Rules.

 

[Grace Under Pressure]

Get it x-rayed.

 

[McGarnicle]

Pretty ironic given your stance on limp wrists.

 

[SeveredHorseHeads]

Pretty ironic given your stance on limp wrists.

I can only imagine how manly he looked when he wound up and uncorked a punch that hit the bag with the top of his wrist.

 

[TheIronSheik]

Please hire a camera crew to follow you around. I feel like we are missing out on a great reality show we could sell to Bravo.

 

[STEADYMOBBIN 22]

Id like to break my foot off in your ###.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

http://www.worthpoint.com/worthopedia/love-tester-coin-operated-novelty-amusement

Next time try the Love Meter instead and report your results.

 

[E-Z Glider]

I did this when I was a dumb kid too. Fast forward 20 years and my wrist still gives me problems and I get a ganglion cist there every now and again because of the scar tissue. So at least you have that to look forward to.

 

[comfortably numb]

Punching the bag?

Is that what kids call it today?

Watch out...you may go blind!

 

[BobbyLayne]

Gilly's circa 1980 called. They want their shtick back.

:whoosh: 95% of this board.

 

[IC FBGCav]

Gilly's circa 1980 called. They want their shtick back.

:whoosh: 95% of this board.

Not me, I was just wondering how he did in the bull riding contest.

 

[Fat Nick]

I judge anyone who has ever hit one of those machines.

 

[lod01]

Please hire a camera crew to follow you around. I feel like we are missing out on a great reality show we could sell to Bravo.

This guy is Kenny Banyan from Seinfeld.

 

[TheIronSheik]

I judge anyone who has ever hit one of those machines.

I judge anyone who knows how much they can bench press.

 

[AhrnCityPahnder]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGI7VmsTle4

 

[Slapdash]

I recently hit a new bench max of 155 at the gym (I weigh 140lbs). So I was eager to show up my newly acquired muscles (also, I was drunk). I go to punch the thing, rolling my shoulder and body weight into it, and I completely miss contact with my knuckles and the top of my wrist takes the majority of the blow.

I don't notice it much because I'm drunk at the time. But I wake up in excruciating pain. I can barely ball my right hand into a fist and I struggle to even write my name.

Ouch.

I bet you totally got laid.

 

[fantasycurse42]

You need someone to take pictures of you bench pressing and post them here.

TIA.

 

[SacramentoBob]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGI7VmsTle4

Holy ####.

 

[Fat Nick]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGI7VmsTle4

Holy ####.

Half of me is embarrassed to be part Asian...

 

[[icon]]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGI7VmsTle4

Holy ####.

So EM was the first one given he's a lilliputian, but who was the other guy?

 

[sbonomo]

Do you have some kind of weird fetish where you like being chastised?

 

[Henry Ford]

Please hire a camera crew to follow you around. I feel like we are missing out on a great reality show we could sell to Bravo.

This already failed when it was called "What would Ryan Lochte do?"

 

[TheIronSheik]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGI7VmsTle4

Holy ####.

Half of me is embarrassed to be part Asian...

This totally kills my theory not to fight Asian people because they all know karate.

 

[Fat Nick]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGI7VmsTle4

Holy ####.

Half of me is embarrassed to be part Asian...

This totally kills my theory not to fight Asian people because they all know karate.

Swear to god that theory is why nobody would mess with me from kindergarden through probably 5th grade. Take a half-Asian kid and put him in public school in a 95% white rural Virginia town in the early 80's, and basically, I HAD to be related to Bruce Lee.

 

[jon_mx]

I hope this does not impact your schedule to slam dunk. I think you were suppose to be dunking in a couple of months.

 

[ILUVBEER99]

did the same about 8-9 years ago. wrist is still messed up.

go to the doctor and get it looked at if you don't want long-term issues.

 

[AAABatteries]

155? #### yeah man!

 

[brun]

Somewhere Jon Taffer is smiling to himself.

 

[johnnycakes]

Hope you do.