I stop up my work toilet at least twice a week! (1 Viewer)

[flapgreen]

Anyone ever have this problem? It gets embarrassing going to housekeeping at least twice a week to get a plunger. I'm thinking about bringing my own in and leaving it here. Sitting on the toilet as we speak...

 

[Loan Sharks]

Why do you get a plunger? I stop up a toilet at my work at least twice a week on purpose.

 

[VA703]

Do you or do you not have the industrial strength toilets that can flush a gallon of golf balls?

 

[Angry Beavers]

You use to too much paper? Maybe you need to go to a "Two Flush System"

 

[playin4beer]

You use to too much paper? Maybe you need to go to a "Two Flush System"

Flush WHILE pooping, and then again after...

 

[Gianni Verscotchie]

Yeah bro. Break it up into smaller jobs

 

[Tom Servo]

You use to too much paper? Maybe you need to go to a "Two Flush System"

Flush WHILE pooping, and then again after...

Or mix in some fiber into that diet of yours.

 

[johnnycakes]

Just go to Home Depot and buy your own plunger. When you have to go, grab the plunger and head to the mens' room.

 

[Wooderson]

Multiple flush is the way to go. Hell your at work what do care how much water you use. Plus you don't need to sit in the stink when you are on your phone for 10 minutes

 

[Dentist]

this happens to be at home nearly once every other week

i'm going to consider this 2 flush system... i got to the point where i considered it a challenge and enjoyed plunging.

My best dump ever was when i clogged the toilet without even one square of TP

 

[wadegarrett]

Invest in some moist, flushable, wipes. Cuts down on paper. Refreshing as hell. Outstanding stuff.

 

[Black Box]

Relevant

 

[joffer]

Courtesy flush

And maybe see a doctor

 

[xulf]

Bring a bucket to go in. Then, spoon out small amounts at a time into the toilet and flush. You can either clean the bucket and carry it around with you, or just leave it in the bathroom.

ETA - leave it in the bathroom in the ceiling that is.

 

[NCCommish]

Some of you folks have serious problems in this area. I have never stopped up a toilet, ever. Seriously see a professional or work on your diets.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Some of you folks have serious problems in this area. I have never stopped up a toilet, ever. Seriously see a professional or work on your diets.

I bet the same people post here as in the fast food threads.

 

[dino259]

This is why I only go at work. Just like clock work Monday thru Friday about an hour after getting to work. Hardly ever go at home.

I would clog the home toilet regularly, always use multi-flush system at home.

 

[RUSF18]

I've legitimately never heard anyone say "stop up" before. We say "clog" here in America. Go back to England.

 

[arrow1]

Invest in some moist, flushable, wipes. Cuts down on paper. Refreshing as hell. Outstanding stuff.

Safe for septic systems?

 

[dgreen]

I have never stopped up a toilet, ever.

Oh, come on.

 

[dgreen]

The toilets at my work are pretty powerful so I don't worry about clogging them. But, I do use the multi-flush method so I don't leave a ton of streaks in the bowl for the next person.

 

[Dentist]

Some of you folks have serious problems in this area. I have never stopped up a toilet, ever. Seriously see a professional or work on your diets.

are you saying you're better than me?

 

[Leroy Hoard]

The toilets at my work are pretty powerful so I don't worry about clogging them.

I really enjoy the roar some of those toilets make. Makes it seem like you really did something that day.

 

[NCCommish]

Some of you folks have serious problems in this area. I have never stopped up a toilet, ever. Seriously see a professional or work on your diets.

are you saying you're better than me?

Well bad beats don't crush my will to live and I have never stopped up a toilet. But then on the other hand I didn't become a dentist either. It probably all evens out.

 

[George Jefferson Airplane]

Are there no pooping signs in your corporate courtyard? If not, you know what to do.

 

[mquinnjr]

You use to too much paper? Maybe you need to go to a "Two Flush System"

Flush WHILE pooping, and then again after...

"Once for the bulk, and again for the remaindahhhh." - Mort Goldman

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Are there no pooping signs in your corporate courtyard? If not, you know what to do.

http://nopublicpooping.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/no_pp-200x198.jpg

 

[George Jefferson Airplane]

People are requesting your presence in the dinosaur thread.

 

[Ghost Rider]

The ##### about the courtesy flush nowadays is with these automatic flushers, there is no button or handle to push, and you have to sit there on the toilet and turn at a bad angle waving your hand hoping you hit the sensory trigger to get that courtesy flush.

 

[JohnfrmCleveland]

Is this a paper problem, a diameter problem, or a length/total volume problem?

Different solutions for different problems, you know?

 

[wadegarrett]

Invest in some moist, flushable, wipes. Cuts down on paper. Refreshing as hell. Outstanding stuff.

Safe for septic systems?

You'll have to read the fine print.

 

[dgreen]

The ##### about the courtesy flush nowadays is with these automatic flushers, there is no button or handle to push, and you have to sit there on the toilet and turn at a bad angle waving your hand hoping you hit the sensory trigger to get that courtesy flush.

I think most auto-flush toilets have a button.

 

[Loan Sharks]

this happens to be at home nearly once every other week

i'm going to consider this 2 flush system... i got to the point where i considered it a challenge and enjoyed plunging.

My best dump ever was when i clogged the toilet without even one square of TP

I don't believe for one second your best dump had anything to do with a toilet.

 

[dozer]

Look at me! I poop indoors!!!!

 

[Dentist]

this happens to be at home nearly once every other week

i'm going to consider this 2 flush system... i got to the point where i considered it a challenge and enjoyed plunging.

My best dump ever was when i clogged the toilet without even one square of TP

I don't believe for one second your best dump had anything to do with a toilet.

sorry, for the sake of the thread I meant toilet dumps.

Believe it or not occasionally I use a toilet

 

[Zegras11]

I'vce been on the 2 flush system for a year. Best decision ever.

 

[Fariq]

I once sit outside and my dog smelled it.

 

[offdee]

I enjoy pooping at work because technically I'm getting paid to do it. :makinitrain:

 

[AAABatteries]

this happens to be at home nearly once every other week

i'm going to consider this 2 flush system... i got to the point where i considered it a challenge and enjoyed plunging.

My best dump ever was when i clogged the toilet without even one square of TP

I don't believe for one second your best dump had anything to do with a toilet.

 

[AAABatteries]

I'vce been on the 2 flush system for a year. Best decision ever.

Just 2? Hell, sometimes I need 3 or 4 to be safe

 

[Fariq]

I enjoy pooping at work because technically I'm getting paid to do it. :makinitrain:

I have a friend in PA who takes his ####z at Sheetz (and sometimes at KMart).

 

[SWC]

I enjoy pooping at work because technically I'm getting paid to do it. :makinitrain:

hey brohan have you come up with an awesome scale about your poops yet that would be cool we need more scales and stuff like that so please get one made up for this to take that to the bank brohans

 

[AhrnCityPahnder]

this happens to be at home nearly once every other week

i'm going to consider this 2 flush system... i got to the point where i considered it a challenge and enjoyed plunging.

My best dump ever was when i clogged the toilet without even one square of TP

background: I am a SUET 1st ballot HOF toilet clogger.

When it came time to replace the ####ters in our house, I read up on it. It's all about the trap (sometimes called "outlet")size. Do not go with anything under 2" diameter. American makes a 2 3/8" trap. We went with those and clogging has gone from frequent to almost never.