I took a whiz in the ice maze tonight... (1 Viewer)

[ArcticEdge]

I took my 4 year old to the ice park after work tonight. The World Ice Art Championships were going on:

http://www.icealaska.com/

Anywho, daughter and I are having a good time, going down the ice slides, looking at the sculptures, etc...

Then we went into the ice maze. I had made the mistake of not going to the bathroom before going to the park. I had been drinking a ton of hot tea during the day as I have a sore throat. So, we are playing hide and seek in the maze, and I feel the urge getting stronger and stronger. The bathrooms are by the gate a few 100 yards away. I know I'm not going to be able to collect my kid and make it the distance. I dont want to risk uromisitisis. I decide to find a dead end in the maze and take care of business. The maze walls are a little over 5 feet or so, I'm 6 foot. So I look as natural as I can and begin.

I'm almost done when I hear these two obnoxious 8-10 year olds navigating my way. I finish, very relieved, and barely have enough time to zip up, (I could just see the headlines if I didnt) but I dont have enough time to cover the evidence with snow. So I quickly walk past the two punks and look for my daughter. Then I hear it.

"EWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!" "That guy peed here!!!"

I duck down, look for my kid, exit out the side door of the maze, and got the heck out of there.

???

 

[Your Mother]

Good shootin', Rogars.

 

[flapgreen]

 

[ArcticEdge]

 

[flapgreen]

Big fan of AE

 

[Rayderr]

I'm surprised you were able to do that without getting c aught in the act. When I was there last year, the maze was crawling with kids.

 

[boom king]

ickyhead

 

[boom king]

ickyhead

 

[boom king]

ickyhead

 

[Unlucky]

icy pots?

 

[JAA]

 

[e-mom]

Was it pee?

 

[Greco]

Was it pee?

that's hawt.eta:

 

[Patrick Bateman]

This is good shtick.

 

[TheAristocrat]

 

[AhrnCityPahnder]

I will slap that high.

 

[denveredge]

It is Alaska, I am not sure that you are the first to do this. I think mostly kids use the Ice maze so this is just pay back for all the times they peed in the pool you swim in.

 

[boom king]

 

[ArcticEdge]

I'm surprised you were able to do that without getting c aught in the act. When I was there last year, the maze was crawling with kids.

It was only a little after 5pm then, it wasnt super crowded yet. It was fairly crowded though.

 

[Gordo]

I'm surprised you were able to do that without getting c aught in the act. When I was there last year, the maze was crawling with kids.

He wanted to get caught. It was the sense of danger that turned him on.

 

[Rayderr]

I'm surprised you were able to do that without getting c aught in the act. When I was there last year, the maze was crawling with kids.

It was only a little after 5pm then, it wasnt super crowded yet. It was fairly crowded though.

Have they succeeded in keeping the vandals out? That disappointed me last year. Many of the ice scuplutres destroyed.

 

[shuke]

I took my 4 year old to the ice park after work tonight. The World Ice Art Championships were going on:

http://www.icealaska.com/

Anywho, daughter and I are having a good time, going down the ice slides, looking at the sculptures, etc...

Then we went into the ice maze. I had made the mistake of not going to the bathroom before going to the park. I had been drinking a ton of hot tea during the day as I have a sore throat. So, we are playing hide and seek in the maze, and I feel the urge getting stronger and stronger. The bathrooms are by the gate a few 100 yards away. I know I'm not going to be able to collect my kid and make it the distance. I dont want to risk uromisitisis. I decide to find a dead end in the maze and take care of business. The maze walls are a little over 5 feet or so, I'm 6 foot. So I look as natural as I can and begin.

I'm almost done when I hear these two obnoxious 8-10 year olds navigating my way. I finish, very relieved, and barely have enough time to zip up, (I could just see the headlines if I didnt) but I dont have enough time to cover the evidence with snow. So I quickly walk past the two punks and look for my daughter. Then I hear it.

"EWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!" "That guy peed here!!!"

I duck down, look for my kid, exit out the side door of the maze, and got the heck out of there.

???

Classy.And please, enough of this "slap it high" nonsense.

 

[GroveDiesel]

I'm surprised you were able to do that without getting c aught in the act. When I was there last year, the maze was crawling with kids.

It was only a little after 5pm then, it wasnt super crowded yet. It was fairly crowded though.

Have they succeeded in keeping the vandals out? That disappointed me last year. Many of the ice scuplutres destroyed.

I refer you back to the first post in the thread for the answer to your question.

 

[redman]

Seal of approval.

 

[Billy Costigan Jr]

You should have peed your way through a wall.

 

[redman]

You should have peed your way through a wall.

Dead end my ###!

 

[denveredge]

I'm surprised you were able to do that without getting c aught in the act. When I was there last year, the maze was crawling with kids.

It was only a little after 5pm then, it wasnt super crowded yet. It was fairly crowded though.

Have they succeeded in keeping the vandals out? That disappointed me last year. Many of the ice scuplutres destroyed.

They had a few days of 40 degree weather which doesn't help the ice, I've heard.

 

[ArcticEdge]

I'm surprised you were able to do that without getting c aught in the act. When I was there last year, the maze was crawling with kids.

It was only a little after 5pm then, it wasnt super crowded yet. It was fairly crowded though.

Have they succeeded in keeping the vandals out? That disappointed me last year. Many of the ice scuplutres destroyed.

Yeah, they have got better security this year. I didnt see any vandalism this year at all.

 

[ArcticEdge]

I'm surprised you were able to do that without getting c aught in the act. When I was there last year, the maze was crawling with kids.

It was only a little after 5pm then, it wasnt super crowded yet. It was fairly crowded though.

Have they succeeded in keeping the vandals out? That disappointed me last year. Many of the ice scuplutres destroyed.

They had a few days of 40 degree weather which doesn't help the ice, I've heard.

That was the only problem, but not bad.

 

[ArcticEdge]

I took my 4 year old to the ice park after work tonight. The World Ice Art Championships were going on:

http://www.icealaska.com/

Anywho, daughter and I are having a good time, going down the ice slides, looking at the sculptures, etc...

Then we went into the ice maze. I had made the mistake of not going to the bathroom before going to the park. I had been drinking a ton of hot tea during the day as I have a sore throat. So, we are playing hide and seek in the maze, and I feel the urge getting stronger and stronger. The bathrooms are by the gate a few 100 yards away. I know I'm not going to be able to collect my kid and make it the distance. I dont want to risk uromisitisis. I decide to find a dead end in the maze and take care of business. The maze walls are a little over 5 feet or so, I'm 6 foot. So I look as natural as I can and begin.

I'm almost done when I hear these two obnoxious 8-10 year olds navigating my way. I finish, very relieved, and barely have enough time to zip up, (I could just see the headlines if I didnt) but I dont have enough time to cover the evidence with snow. So I quickly walk past the two punks and look for my daughter. Then I hear it.

"EWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!" "That guy peed here!!!"

I duck down, look for my kid, exit out the side door of the maze, and got the heck out of there.

???

Classy.And please, enough of this "slap it high" nonsense.

You get up on the wrong side of the futon today? Don't be a grouch.Now slap it high.

 

[redman]

I'm surprised you were able to do that without getting c aught in the act. When I was there last year, the maze was crawling with kids.

It was only a little after 5pm then, it wasnt super crowded yet. It was fairly crowded though.

Have they succeeded in keeping the vandals out? That disappointed me last year. Many of the ice scuplutres destroyed.

Yeah, they have got better security this year. I didnt see any vandalism this year at all.

ORLY?

 

[ArcticEdge]

I'm surprised you were able to do that without getting c aught in the act. When I was there last year, the maze was crawling with kids.

It was only a little after 5pm then, it wasnt super crowded yet. It was fairly crowded though.

Have they succeeded in keeping the vandals out? That disappointed me last year. Many of the ice scuplutres destroyed.

Yeah, they have got better security this year. I didnt see any vandalism this year at all.

ORLY?

 

[analog_hiss]

A more entertaining post would be if you were caught and charged with public urination and indecent exposure in the presence of children.

I doubt earning the label of sex offender would deserve the slap it high, though.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I took my 4 year old to the ice park after work tonight. The World Ice Art Championships were going on:

http://www.icealaska.com/

Anywho, daughter and I are having a good time, going down the ice slides, looking at the sculptures, etc...

Then we went into the ice maze. I had made the mistake of not going to the bathroom before going to the park. I had been drinking a ton of hot tea during the day as I have a sore throat. So, we are playing hide and seek in the maze, and I feel the urge getting stronger and stronger. The bathrooms are by the gate a few 100 yards away. I know I'm not going to be able to collect my kid and make it the distance. I dont want to risk uromisitisis. I decide to find a dead end in the maze and take care of business. The maze walls are a little over 5 feet or so, I'm 6 foot. So I look as natural as I can and begin.

I'm almost done when I hear these two obnoxious 8-10 year olds navigating my way. I finish, very relieved, and barely have enough time to zip up, (I could just see the headlines if I didnt) but I dont have enough time to cover the evidence with snow. So I quickly walk past the two punks and look for my daughter. Then I hear it.

"EWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!" "That guy peed here!!!"

I duck down, look for my kid, exit out the side door of the maze, and got the heck out of there.

???

Classy.And please, enough of this "slap it high" nonsense.

You get up on the wrong side of the futon today? Don't be a grouch.Now slap it high.

Peeing in strange places is a hobby of mine...adding "Ice Maze" to the to-whiz list now.

 

[ArcticEdge]

I took my 4 year old to the ice park after work tonight. The World Ice Art Championships were going on:

http://www.icealaska.com/

Anywho, daughter and I are having a good time, going down the ice slides, looking at the sculptures, etc...

Then we went into the ice maze. I had made the mistake of not going to the bathroom before going to the park. I had been drinking a ton of hot tea during the day as I have a sore throat. So, we are playing hide and seek in the maze, and I feel the urge getting stronger and stronger. The bathrooms are by the gate a few 100 yards away. I know I'm not going to be able to collect my kid and make it the distance. I dont want to risk uromisitisis. I decide to find a dead end in the maze and take care of business. The maze walls are a little over 5 feet or so, I'm 6 foot. So I look as natural as I can and begin.

I'm almost done when I hear these two obnoxious 8-10 year olds navigating my way. I finish, very relieved, and barely have enough time to zip up, (I could just see the headlines if I didnt) but I dont have enough time to cover the evidence with snow. So I quickly walk past the two punks and look for my daughter. Then I hear it.

"EWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!" "That guy peed here!!!"

I duck down, look for my kid, exit out the side door of the maze, and got the heck out of there.

???

Classy.And please, enough of this "slap it high" nonsense.

You get up on the wrong side of the futon today? Don't be a grouch.Now slap it high.

Peeing in strange places is a hobby of mine...adding "Ice Maze" to the to-whiz list now.

Yeah, you gotta stay busy...

 

[redman]

I took my 4 year old to the ice park after work tonight. The World Ice Art Championships were going on:

http://www.icealaska.com/

Anywho, daughter and I are having a good time, going down the ice slides, looking at the sculptures, etc...

Then we went into the ice maze. I had made the mistake of not going to the bathroom before going to the park. I had been drinking a ton of hot tea during the day as I have a sore throat. So, we are playing hide and seek in the maze, and I feel the urge getting stronger and stronger. The bathrooms are by the gate a few 100 yards away. I know I'm not going to be able to collect my kid and make it the distance. I dont want to risk uromisitisis. I decide to find a dead end in the maze and take care of business. The maze walls are a little over 5 feet or so, I'm 6 foot. So I look as natural as I can and begin.

I'm almost done when I hear these two obnoxious 8-10 year olds navigating my way. I finish, very relieved, and barely have enough time to zip up, (I could just see the headlines if I didnt) but I dont have enough time to cover the evidence with snow. So I quickly walk past the two punks and look for my daughter. Then I hear it.

"EWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!" "That guy peed here!!!"

I duck down, look for my kid, exit out the side door of the maze, and got the heck out of there.

???

Classy.And please, enough of this "slap it high" nonsense.

You get up on the wrong side of the futon today? Don't be a grouch.Now slap it high.

Peeing in strange places is a hobby of mine...adding "Ice Maze" to the to-whiz list now.

I'm sensing a shuke-GM style Wiz Off coming.

 

[chet]

That qualifies as a sex crime, I think. Where are the holier than thou FBGs?

 

[redman]

Don't most people just use bread crumbs?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I took my 4 year old to the ice park after work tonight. The World Ice Art Championships were going on:

http://www.icealaska.com/

Anywho, daughter and I are having a good time, going down the ice slides, looking at the sculptures, etc...

Then we went into the ice maze. I had made the mistake of not going to the bathroom before going to the park. I had been drinking a ton of hot tea during the day as I have a sore throat. So, we are playing hide and seek in the maze, and I feel the urge getting stronger and stronger. The bathrooms are by the gate a few 100 yards away. I know I'm not going to be able to collect my kid and make it the distance. I dont want to risk uromisitisis. I decide to find a dead end in the maze and take care of business. The maze walls are a little over 5 feet or so, I'm 6 foot. So I look as natural as I can and begin.

I'm almost done when I hear these two obnoxious 8-10 year olds navigating my way. I finish, very relieved, and barely have enough time to zip up, (I could just see the headlines if I didnt) but I dont have enough time to cover the evidence with snow. So I quickly walk past the two punks and look for my daughter. Then I hear it.

"EWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!" "That guy peed here!!!"

I duck down, look for my kid, exit out the side door of the maze, and got the heck out of there.

???

Classy.And please, enough of this "slap it high" nonsense.

You get up on the wrong side of the futon today? Don't be a grouch.Now slap it high.

Peeing in strange places is a hobby of mine...adding "Ice Maze" to the to-whiz list now.

Yeah, you gotta stay busy...

Wow. Very obscure yet perfectly timed reference.

 

[The Shizzle]

Don't most people just use bread crumbs?

 

[analog_hiss]

pervert identifying bump

 

[red_stapler]

Beware of the lemon Sno-cone.

 

[UOFI_316]

Beware of the lemon Sno-cone.

Cleveland: All he needs is another lemon snow cone.Peter: No thanks, that yellow snow cone you gave me didn't taste like lemon, it tasted more like...oh you guys are asses!

 

[Gene Sackman]

Good times.

 

[Guest]

I realize this is from '08, but what kind of ####ty ice maze has a side door? I want to see some people getting lost and freezing, like The Shining.

 

[Gene Sackman]

I realize this is from '08, but what kind of ####ty ice maze has a side door? I want to see some people getting lost and freezing, like The Shining.

The walls are actually made of ice and its for kids...

 

[Rayderr]

I realize this is from '08, but what kind of ####ty ice maze has a side door? I want to see some people getting lost and freezing, like The Shining.

The walls are actually made of ice and its for kids...

And the walls are only like 4 feet tall.

 

[TxBuckeye]

Is this where all the global warming theories got started?

 

[Osaurus]

Better than on an electric fence...for most

 

[belljr]

Always follow the wall on the right. You will eventually get out