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I was Beat Up by the School Bully (1 Viewer)

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I am a fifth grader who doesn’t have many friends. Sometimes I try to get involved with the other kids, but they won’t let me join their little games. Like yesterday, a kid (he has a twin brother) was having trouble catching a ball. I told him it might work better if he used two hands. Next thing I know, he's knocking me to the ground and punching me while Im laying there. Luckily, the gym teacher broke it up and I survived. Sadly, the gym teacher is a former jock, so he never liked me, as I’m kind of a social misfit. He proceeds to tell this bully that I'll be getting more "butt whuppins" in the future as the jocks continue to single me out, making themselves feel better I guess.



Rumor has it that this kid's mom and dad support him bullying people and even told him that he has a duty to look out for kids who don’t really fit in and make sure they get what they deserve. One of them even suggested that the bully didn’t take my beating far enough!



Today I went back to school, hoping the bully wouldn’t find me. Some kids start teasing me about how I got beat up and I was embarrassed and didn’t know what to say. Out of fear of being further embarrassed, I said I could have won the fight if I wasn’t blindsided when the fight began. Well, word got back to the bully and he again pummeled me. I didn’t want to, but telling the teacher was my only option at that point. The teacher told me to stop lying and take my seat. I don’t know what to do anymore. The more I try to get accepted to the group the bigger hole I dig for myself.

 
Dear Victim:

It is an unfortunate truth that adults will rarely share, but your standing on the social ladder has now been established on the bottom rung. Your life course is now set and defined. You are a Beta Male. You have already missed your window to stand up for yourself. You are destined to a life of less attractive women, less social fun, and less pay. Oh, if you are a hyper-nerd you may pull up your income, but you will never be a cool kid, nor will you get the truly banging chicks.

At this point your options are to find a click for the Beta males who have been disenfranchised, think Goth or Stoner . You may find acceptance among your own kind.

Now there is one potential out for you, but it will not be easy. Consider changing your name to a single-word title and then go to work perfecting yourself in the arts. This will buy you a number of ###-kickings, but there is some chance you can use that to motivate your art and get you noticed. Pathetic, androgynous artists sometimes break out and have a stellar life. (Like Prince or Shia LaBeouf)

Now, get your whiny, mealy-mouthed ### out of here you Nancy.

 
Should have started it as - My kid was beat up by the class bully - now what? No one believes that the 5th grader is posting here.

 

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