I work now..CUZ wife. (1 Viewer)

[hagmania]

do you live in a strip mall?

Payday advance

 

[Hot Diggity Dog]

I now work retail (been my bulk of work for 20 year before) ..not instacart. I do not want to step into an actual big box retail establishment on my time. 

can't you buy products at your work and just take them home save yourself tips and app price and maybe get a discount?

 

[Dezbelief]

I'm picky about food and its temperature control, no way am I going to let someone else finger my produce.

 

[BoltNlava]

can't you buy products at your work and just take them home save yourself tips and app price and maybe get a discount?

After 8 hours of people and whatnot I just want out. Plus I live in so cal so traffic is an issue.

 

[yellowdog]

Nevermind.

 

[Long Ball Larry]

I now work retail (been my bulk of work for 20 year before) ..not instacart. I do not want to step into an actual big box retail establishment on my time. 

i work on racecars.

for 18 years.

 

[Long Ball Larry]

do you live in a strip mall?

it's a gentleman's mall

 

[Leroy Hoard]

i work on racecars.

for 18 years.

Should I bring my toolbox?”

 

[nirad3]

Should I bring my toolbox?”

I'LL START WORK TOMORROW!

 

[Leroy Hoard]

I'LL START WORK TOMORROW!

I’ll see you tomorrow wid my tools, #### face.

 

[DallasDMac]

I'm picky about food and its temperature control, no way am I going to let someone else finger my produce.

Euphemism?

 

[Dezbelief]

Euphemism?

Next thing you know there's hands all over your melons, your wife has WhatsApp and GroupMe to coordinate package deliveries and you're at the Doc wondering why it burns when you pee.

 

[boots11234]

Why is going on in here?  WTF is instacart?  I want the last 5 minutes of my life back. 

 

[Ilov80s]

Why is going on in here?  WTF is instacart?  I want the last 5 minutes of my life back. 

Instacart is a service where you order groceries on an app and someone delivers them to your door. As for what the OP was talking about, nobody knows.

 

[TheIronSheik]

I'm picky about food and its temperature control, no way am I going to let someone else finger my produce.

You do know that produce doesn't grow in the produce aisle, though, right?  I mean, a bunch of people fingered that produce to get it to the produce aisle.

 

[DocHolliday]

You do know that produce doesn't grow in the produce aisle, though, right?  I mean, a bunch of people fingered that produce to get it to the produce aisle.

But nobody touches my produce like I do. 

 

[Dezbelief]

You do know that produce doesn't grow in the produce aisle, though, right?  I mean, a bunch of people fingered that produce to get it to the produce aisle.

But nobody touches my produce like I do. 

Not all produce is created equal. I want the firmest melons, the juiciest papayas and peaches with a sweet aroma. Just because something is on my list doesn't mean I'm actually going to get some if it doesn't meet my standards. This year I only bought cantaloupe once and only because I caved at the end of the season. It was ok, not good not bad, just ok. I could tell all summer it just wasn't a good cantaloupe season this year. 

 

[BoltNlava]

You do know that produce doesn't grow in the produce aisle, though, right?  I mean, a bunch of people fingered that produce to get it to the produce aisle.

this

 

[Penguin]

the mackinaw peaches Jerry! the mackinaw peaches!