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If Chris Cooley wasn't your favorite player already (1 Viewer)

Maybe her dad brainwashed me one of the nights I passed out at her house, because no matter what happened, I was crazy about her. More likely it was her mom, since I was usually trying to impress the old man by drinking him under the table.
:thumbup: :lmao:
 
She's hot, but not much hotter than the typical NFL player, or FBG poster, bags on a nightly basis.

 
If I had a chance at her I would ask the wife to sleep in the shed, and the funny thing about it is, I believe she would understand.

 
Christy was fired from cheerleading two weeks after we started dating. Since her big paycheck ($75 dollars a game) had come to an end, at least the sneaking around was over.
"Mamas, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to be Lap-dancers Cheerleaders"....
 
Getting married when you're a 20-something millionaire is pretty much the dumbest thing.
It's his second marriage I believe. His first wife left him when she found out he was fooling around with a Redskin cheerleader. The Redskin cheerleader is the woman he just married this time around.
 
1. I'm pretty sure the guy in the first pic about the dance floor is looking right at that girl's boobs. Nice having that plastered all over a blog :lmao:

2. What's with all the semi-nude pics of his new bride? :thumbup: :confused: Stay classy Washington.

 
Getting married when you're a 20-something millionaire is pretty much the dumbest thing.
It's his second marriage I believe. His first wife left him when she found out he was fooling around with a Redskin cheerleader. The Redskin cheerleader is the woman he just married this time around.
So first wife gets half of his net worth, leaving him w/ 50%, new wife gets half of that so his net worth is now 25% of what it should be. Genius
 
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