If you could add a sport/event to the Winter Olympics to make it more (1 Viewer)

[tikigods]

I would have a dual to the death using only icicles. Imagine the ratings boost.

Seriously, is it me or is hockey the only entertaining sport in the Olympics.

I'll hang up and listen to your answer.

 

[BeaverCleaver]

Naked 2 person male/female luge and naked 2 female luge.

 

[tikigods]

Naked 2 person male/female luge and naked 2 female luge.

Good call.

Co-ed naked snow wrestling.

With chocolate sauce and whip cream.

Obviously a women medaling event.

 

[Ilov80s]

Any event that gets Silje Norendal naked

 

[tikigods]

Any event that gets Silje Norendal naked

Oh my.

 

[Ilov80s]

Any event that gets Silje Norendal naked

Oh my.

I like watching her in the Olympics, but it's just way too much clothing

 

[Scoresman]

snowball fighting.

 

[tikigods]

Any event that gets Silje Norendal naked

Oh my.

I like watching her in the Olympics, but it's just way too much clothing

I have to concur with you.

 

[medstudent]

You ever see that sport where they jump barrels on skates. They should add that sport except substitute thread deleting footballguy moderators for the barrels.

 

[tikigods]

You ever see that sport where they jump barrels on skates. They should add that sport except substitute thread deleting footballguy moderators for the barrels.

Is this an attempt to hijack my thread?

 

[Da Guru]

Naked 2 person male/female luge and naked 2 female luge.

Going down the track in a 69 position to help aero-dynamics.

 

[Mookie]

Chinese Downhill

 

[fatness]

Javelin relay

 

[Mookie]

Biathlon, but with no target shooting. Just shoot your competitors.

 

[FDAS]

You ever see that sport where they jump barrels on skates. They should add that sport except substitute thread deleting footballguy moderators for the barrels.

I liked your lecture hall diagram and explanation of fellow students. Otherwise, I think you should look into injecting yourself with an air embolism.

 

[tikigods]

Biathlon, but with no target shooting. Just shoot your competitors.

I would definitely watch this. Kind of like The Running Man.

 

[bierfiend]

ice pole dancing

 

[BobbyLayne]

dogsled race

 

[tikigods]

I'm down with ice pole dancing.

 

[peaces]

pickle fighting

 

[Stinkin Ref]

combine ski jumping and archery or shooting......bad ###

naked chicks only would be gravy

 

[dickey moe]

Snowman building

 

[dickey moe]

Naked pole ice fishing

 

[dickey moe]

Nude female ice skating

 

[dickey moe]

Midget hockey

 

[tikigods]

Naked ice fishing is a good call provided it's naked women's ice fishing.

 

[Cliff Clavin]

Crashed Ice

 

[tikigods]

Keg stands.

 

[Rayderr]

I would have a dual to the death using only icicles. Imagine the ratings boost.

Seriously, is it me or is hockey the only entertaining sport in the Olympics.

I'll hang up and listen to your answer.

Curling is quite entertaining.

And I vote Barrel Jumping.

 

[Tchouptioulas]

Naked fat chick snow eating

 

[tikigods]

I would have a dual to the death using only icicles. Imagine the ratings boost.

Seriously, is it me or is hockey the only entertaining sport in the Olympics.

I'll hang up and listen to your answer.

Curling is quite entertaining.

And I vote Barrel Jumping.

If the women's curling teams were in bikinis, I would be inclined to agree.

 

[Joe T]

Biathlon, but with no target shooting. Just shoot your competitors.

I would definitely watch this. Kind of like The Running Man.

No, no, no....

Biathlon, but with no target shooting. Just shoot the ice skaters / dancers so that there are less of them.

 

[tri-man 47]

Seriously, is it me or is hockey the only entertaining sport in the Olympics.

Pretty much.

 

[Rayderr]

I would have a dual to the death using only icicles. Imagine the ratings boost.

Seriously, is it me or is hockey the only entertaining sport in the Olympics.

I'll hang up and listen to your answer.

Curling is quite entertaining.

And I vote Barrel Jumping.

If the women's curling teams were in bikinis, I would be inclined to agree.

You already got them in tight pants, bending over saying things like "Hard!" and "Yes!" over and over. What more do you need?

 

[CurlyNight]

3, 4, 5, 6 skeleton and luge. Pile em on and whoever ends up with the most still on the sled wins!

 

[tikigods]

I would have a dual to the death using only icicles. Imagine the ratings boost.

Seriously, is it me or is hockey the only entertaining sport in the Olympics.

I'll hang up and listen to your answer.

Curling is quite entertaining.

And I vote Barrel Jumping.

If the women's curling teams were in bikinis, I would be inclined to agree.

You already got them in tight pants, bending over saying things like "Hard!" and "Yes!" over and over. What more do you need?

Nudity

 

[Jaysus]

Team Luge Skating... which is pretty much just sending all of the skating competition participants down the bobsled track. I am thinking the hockey players' gear would give them an edge over the speed skaters' blades. Figure skaters would be in trouble.

 

[Jaysus]

Biathlon, but with no target shooting. Just shoot your competitors.

It happened yesterday

 

[Cliff Clavin]

Team Luge Skating... which is pretty much just sending all of the skating competition participants down the bobsled track. I am thinking the hockey players' gear would give them an edge over the speed skaters' blades. Figure skaters would be in trouble.

That is pretty much Crashed Ice. But the addition of figure skaters in it would be awesome.

 

[Jaysus]

Team Luge Skating... which is pretty much just sending all of the skating competition participants down the bobsled track. I am thinking the hockey players' gear would give them an edge over the speed skaters' blades. Figure skaters would be in trouble.

That is pretty much Crashed Ice. But the addition of figure skaters in it would be awesome.

 

[Rayderr]

Skiers vs. AT-ATs.

 

[tikigods]

Skiers vs. AT-ATs.

winnah winnah chicken dinnah

 

[sho nuff]

Midget hockey

Id definitely watch that.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Midget hockey

Id definitely watch that.

and make them wear fractions instead of whole numbers.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

naked 2 female luge

 

[tikigods]

Midget hockey

Id definitely watch that.

and make them wear fractions instead of whole numbers.

 

[Golden Gopher]

I'm not sure about the Winter Olympics, but I think they should add a Summer Olympics version of women's curling. Shuffleboard, basically, and skimpy bikinis would be mandatory. Maybe it could take the place of synchronized swimming, for example.

 

[Golden Gopher]

I would have a dual to the death using only icicles. Imagine the ratings boost.

Seriously, is it me or is hockey the only entertaining sport in the Olympics.

I'll hang up and listen to your answer.

Curling is quite entertaining.

And I vote Barrel Jumping.

If the women's curling teams were in bikinis, I would be inclined to agree.

Looks like you beat me to it.

 

[Jobber]

Chinese Downhill

I like all the naked suggestions, but this is the winner.

 

[Don Quixote]

Bring back skijoring