If you could add a sport/event to the Winter Olympics to make it more (1 Viewer)

[tikigods]

Flappy Bird

 

[Dippa]

Peeing your name in the snow, which would officially be known as the Precision Urination event. Athletes would be judged on technique, style, penmanship, difficulty, and body control. For instance, the body control necessary to stop the flow to cross t's and dot i's would result in a higher score in that category.

Men would obviously dominate the sport, but I think the women's event would crush it in TV ratings.

 

[Rayderr]

I would have a dual to the death using only icicles. Imagine the ratings boost.

Seriously, is it me or is hockey the only entertaining sport in the Olympics.

I'll hang up and listen to your answer.

Curling is quite entertaining.

And I vote Barrel Jumping.

If the women's curling teams were in bikinis, I would be inclined to agree.

Looks like you beat me to it.

Not sure why you'd want to see her in a bikini.

 

[EYLive]

Midget hockey

Id definitely watch that.

and make them wear fractions instead of whole numbers.

 

[tikigods]

Flappy Bird

Naked ??

No. You would drag people between pipes. If they hit one, they're dead.

 

[tikigods]

Flappy Bird

Naked ??

I was thinking more like Flappy boobs

In the over 40 Olympics?

 

[Koya]

Seriously, is it me or is hockey the only entertaining sport in the Olympics.

Pretty much.

Which is why three on three small outdoor rink (ideally on a pond/lake) no pads hockey would rule.

 

[Johnny Rock]

Chainsaw Ice Sculpting. You need to take an alcoholic drink of your choice every 20 minutes until your sculpture is complete.

 

[Johnny Rock]

Snowmobile Racing. Through the woods on a long course like the biathlon and cross country skiers use. Heck, add shooting at intervals and make them do some crazy laps as penalty for misses.

 

[Run It Up]

Womens nude outdoor dance dance revolution.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Team Bikini Models strip snowball fight. There is nothing more iconic for winter than a snowball fight. Add hot women. Teams of five. Every time they get hit they have to peel off an article of clothing (all are clothed similarly) until they are naked. Once fully naked they have to leave the field of battle after another hit. They must sit in a penalty box until the end of the contest. In the penalty box they will not be allowed any clothing, blankets, or other protection from the outdoor cold other than the warmth of another eliminated team mate's body, not until we have a winner. Play until all players on one side are eliminated.

 

[Politician Spock]

Snow Shoveling

and

Car Window Ice Scraping