If you died tomorrow.... (1 Viewer)

[KCitons]

...what would your wife (or SO) do with your stuff?

My wife insists on having a garage sale every year. Three days of not parking in the garage, stuff scattered everywhere, strange people walking across my lawn, etc. It got me thinking. If I died, she would give some of my stuff to friends/relatives, but the rest she would try to pawn for a quarter a piece over the next 10 years. 

By contrast, I would keep a few sentimental items of hers and the rest would go to charity or the landfill. 

 

[Zow]

Hopefully not worry about it too much while she, you know, took some time to grieve.

 

[Captain Cranks]

This thread title had promise.  

 

[KCitons]

This thread title had promise.  

Sorry to disappoint. I'll make sure it's definitive next time.  

 

[eoMMan]

People park in their garages?

 

[James Daulton]

She'd be too busy getting banged by different dudes, to make up for all her time wasted just getting banged by me.

 

[Jobber]

I make it a point to not accumulate much junk. Other than donating my wardrobe, there's nothing to get rid of. And we've got three kids who will vulturize my coins, guns and game consoles.

 

[Henry Ford]

She'd keep it.  We dont have a lot of redundant stuff. She'd keep my clothes to sleep in.  She's creepy that way.

 

[Dentist]

Hopefully burn it, give it away, or throw it away because I don't own anything worth anything really.

 

[KCitons]

She'd keep it.  We dont have a lot of redundant stuff. She'd keep my clothes to sleep in.  She's creepy that way.

That's going to awkward when she starts dating again.

 

[Henry Ford]

That's going to awkward when she starts dating again.

Nah, she'd move on to chicks.  

 

[AAABatteries]

Two chicks at the same time.

ETA: didn't read the OP, just thread title

 

[gianmarco]

It means the potatoes didn't work.

 

[TakiToki]

I hope that I will fly high and she would still remember me.

 

[msommer]

I couldn't care less

 

[KCitons]

I couldn't care less

And yet you still took the time to post.  Thanks!

 

[msommer]

And yet you still took the time to post.  Thanks!

I'll be dead, dude. I can't care.

 

[KCitons]

I'll be dead, dude. I can't care.

Are you planning on dying at the same time?

 

[msommer]

Are you planning on dying at the same time?

Not sure I understand the premise of that question.

If I am dead, how can I care about my stuff?

 

[KCitons]

Not sure I understand the premise of that question.

If I am dead, how can I care about my stuff?

Probably because you had trouble reading the original post. It's OK, you had a plan with your first post and it missed the mark. 

 

[Ministry of Pain]

Here's the feel good thread of the year

 

[msommer]

Probably because you had trouble reading the original post. It's OK, you had a plan with your first post and it missed the mark. 

And you seem to have trouble understanding that I don't care if I am dead. Frankly I don't care while I am alive either

 

[KCitons]

And you seem to have trouble understanding that I don't care if I am dead. Frankly I don't care while I am alive either

And yet you took the time to post?  (I can do this all day)

 

[George Jefferson Airplane]

Give it all to Goodwill so there will be some sharp-dressed pan handlers in SE DC. 

 

[bigbottom]

http://www.memes.com/meme/634888

 

[Insein]

My hard drive is connected to my heart beat. If it ever stops, the drive goes into auto format. The rest of it, I'd imagine shed call one of those got junk people (take that anyway you want, hiyo)!

 

[msommer]

And yet you took the time to post?  (I can do this all day)

You asked a general question  i answered. Granted it was a pretty stupid question.....

 

[KCitons]

You asked a general question  i answered. Granted it was a pretty stupid question.....

OK, I'll agree with you for the sake of argument. It's a stupid question. I checked the other threads and don't see you weighing in on all of those, just to announce if they're stupid or not. But, you've taken time out of your busy day to let us know you couldn't care less. Obviously you could, by not posting at all.

 

[Captain Cranks]

I think he answered your question with the correct response.  It's stuff.  You're dead.  Who gives a rat's ###.

 

[KCitons]

I think he answered your question with the correct response.  It's stuff.  You're dead.  Who gives a rat's ###.

And I thanked him for his response.

 

[TheAristocrat]

Two chicks at the same time.

ETA: didn't read the OP, just thread title

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