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If you don't like Justin Timberlake (1 Viewer)

DarthVader said:
Obi-Wan once thought as you do. You don't know the power of the Dark Side. I must obey my master.
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It was only just yesterday I was really digging this shtick. I don't think it can be an everyday thing though. Use DarthVader as an alias and work him in only where appropriate. He can't be in every thread with the Star Wars shtick.
 
General Malaise said:
Dr. No said:
What's he done lately? no albums in awhile... just some random SNL stuff.

what's the reason for this thread... is a new album dropping?
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When did this become the trendy thing to say? I never heard it until Wilked started using it every other day. Now, I see everyone using it when referencing a new album release.
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Its been in use for at least a couple of years. Was mostly used by hip-hop guys, but has now become mainstream enough that the majority of white people feel comfortable saying it.
 
Christo said:
SmoovySmoov said:
Obviously, I'm opening myself up for ridicule here, but true story:In the early part of the 00's, Justin Timberlake was dating Britney Spears and was a member of N'SYNC. I, was in grad school, and was waiting tables at PF Chang's in Memphis. One night, during the Christmas season, Justin Timberlake walks into the restaurant with a girl (some local skank. Obviously not Britney.) I was not a fan of N'SYNC, so I didn't really care, but have a niece who at the time was 9 years old, and was in love with them. Now, I am not famous myself, but I would like to think that I can at least understand what a celebrity is probably thinking when in public. They probably would love it if everyone left them alone. I get that. Had he not walked by me, I wouldn't have said anything at all, but I was standing by the bar cashing out, when he walks by on his way to the bathroom. I very quietly, where only he and I can hear, say "Listen man, I know that you probably don't want to be messed with right now, but I have a 9 year old niece who loves you, and if you could just sign something for her, she would love it." Nothing too major. And definitely not in a "OH MY GOD, EVERYONE LOOK IT'S JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE!!!!!" kinda way. His response is better demonstrated visually, but since we're on a message board here, I'll just have to describe it:Imagine a flamboyant gay man (I'm not saying he is gay. Obviously, he has dated some real knockouts and is straight. Not saying that, just imagine a flamboyant gay man) throws up a facepalm 2 inches from your face. Then, makes a disgusted and exasperated noise. Then, walks a semicircle around you (all the while holding up the facepalm) and proceeds to the bathroom. If I wanted his autograph, it would have been one thing, but it was for my niece, which kinda made me a little angry.The guy can dance. He's funny on SNL. But, the one time I was around him, he was a real cocksmoker.
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You may want to lay off the comma key.
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My bad. It works better when I tell the story in person.
 
B-Deep said:
McJose said:
My wife said something the other night that was either totally brilliant or really stupid "When Peyton Manning retires he and Justin Timberlake should have their own TV show."
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I'd watchbut they are both on my list of 5 guys I would not consider myself gay if I had sex withso i may not be an objective opinion
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You're have a list and it's 5 dudes long. That's gay. Not that there's anything wrong with it. I'm just sayin'.
 
B-Deep said:
SmoovySmoov said:
Obviously, I'm opening myself up for ridicule here, but true story:In the early part of the 00's, Justin Timberlake was dating Britney Spears and was a member of N'SYNC. I, was in grad school, and was waiting tables at PF Chang's in Memphis. One night, during the Christmas season, Justin Timberlake walks into the restaurant with a girl (some local skank. Obviously not Britney.) I was not a fan of N'SYNC, so I didn't really care, but have a niece who at the time was 9 years old, and was in love with them. Now, I am not famous myself, but I would like to think that I can at least understand what a celebrity is probably thinking when in public. They probably would love it if everyone left them alone. I get that. Had he not walked by me, I wouldn't have said anything at all, but I was standing by the bar cashing out, when he walks by on his way to the bathroom. I very quietly, where only he and I can hear, say "Listen man, I know that you probably don't want to be messed with right now, but I have a 9 year old niece who loves you, and if you could just sign something for her, she would love it." Nothing too major. And definitely not in a "OH MY GOD, EVERYONE LOOK IT'S JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE!!!!!" kinda way. His response is better demonstrated visually, but since we're on a message board here, I'll just have to describe it:Imagine a flamboyant gay man (I'm not saying he is gay. Obviously, he has dated some real knockouts and is straight. Not saying that, just imagine a flamboyant gay man) throws up a facepalm 2 inches from your face. Then, makes a disgusted and exasperated noise. Then, walks a semicircle around you (all the while holding up the facepalm) and proceeds to the bathroom. If I wanted his autograph, it would have been one thing, but it was for my niece, which kinda made me a little angry.The guy can dance. He's funny on SNL. But, the one time I was around him, he was a real cocksmoker.
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soyou got the talk to the hand from timberlakedamnthat's AWESOME
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;)
 
Butchered "Hallelujah" on the telethon (but, then, Hollywood Importantitis had EVERYBODY oversinging that night), but a supremely talented kid.

 
SmoovySmoov said:
Obviously, I'm opening myself up for ridicule here, but true story:In the early part of the 00's, Justin Timberlake was dating Britney Spears and was a member of N'SYNC. I, was in grad school, and was waiting tables at PF Chang's in Memphis. One night, during the Christmas season, Justin Timberlake walks into the restaurant with a girl (some local skank. Obviously not Britney.) I was not a fan of N'SYNC, so I didn't really care, but have a niece who at the time was 9 years old, and was in love with them. Now, I am not famous myself, but I would like to think that I can at least understand what a celebrity is probably thinking when in public. They probably would love it if everyone left them alone. I get that. Had he not walked by me, I wouldn't have said anything at all, but I was standing by the bar cashing out, when he walks by on his way to the bathroom. I very quietly, where only he and I can hear, say "Listen man, I know that you probably don't want to be messed with right now, but I have a 9 year old niece who loves you, and if you could just sign something for her, she would love it." Nothing too major. And definitely not in a "OH MY GOD, EVERYONE LOOK IT'S JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE!!!!!" kinda way. His response is better demonstrated visually, but since we're on a message board here, I'll just have to describe it:Imagine a flamboyant gay man (I'm not saying he is gay. Obviously, he has dated some real knockouts and is straight. Not saying that, just imagine a flamboyant gay man) throws up a facepalm 2 inches from your face. Then, makes a disgusted and exasperated noise. Then, walks a semicircle around you (all the while holding up the facepalm) and proceeds to the bathroom. If I wanted his autograph, it would have been one thing, but it was for my niece, which kinda made me a little angry.The guy can dance. He's funny on SNL. But, the one time I was around him, he was a real cocksmoker.
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:goodposting: Nicely told, regardless of what Christo says.
 
General Malaise said:
McJose said:
SmoovySmoov said:
McJose said:
Why was he at PF Chang's? Couldn't get a table at Macaroni Grill?
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He's from Memphis, and back then it was thought of better than it is now.
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Ah good point. People from Tennessee are generally pretty dumb.
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I like PF Changs. :coffee:
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Please let me know what your new alias is so I can follow you tomorrow and beyond. Thanks.
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I've actually never been to PF Chang's. I just figured a guy like that probably wouldn't eat in chain places.Maybe by new alias will be "BF Chang"
 
SmoovySmoov said:
Obviously, I'm opening myself up for ridicule here, but true story:In the early part of the 00's, Justin Timberlake was dating Britney Spears and was a member of N'SYNC. I, was in grad school, and was waiting tables at PF Chang's in Memphis. One night, during the Christmas season, Justin Timberlake walks into the restaurant with a girl (some local skank. Obviously not Britney.) I was not a fan of N'SYNC, so I didn't really care, but have a niece who at the time was 9 years old, and was in love with them. Now, I am not famous myself, but I would like to think that I can at least understand what a celebrity is probably thinking when in public. They probably would love it if everyone left them alone. I get that. Had he not walked by me, I wouldn't have said anything at all, but I was standing by the bar cashing out, when he walks by on his way to the bathroom. I very quietly, where only he and I can hear, say "Listen man, I know that you probably don't want to be messed with right now, but I have a 9 year old niece who loves you, and if you could just sign something for her, she would love it." Nothing too major. And definitely not in a "OH MY GOD, EVERYONE LOOK IT'S JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE!!!!!" kinda way. His response is better demonstrated visually, but since we're on a message board here, I'll just have to describe it:Imagine a flamboyant gay man (I'm not saying he is gay. Obviously, he has dated some real knockouts and is straight. Not saying that, just imagine a flamboyant gay man) throws up a facepalm 2 inches from your face. Then, makes a disgusted and exasperated noise. Then, walks a semicircle around you (all the while holding up the facepalm) and proceeds to the bathroom. If I wanted his autograph, it would have been one thing, but it was for my niece, which kinda made me a little angry.The guy can dance. He's funny on SNL. But, the one time I was around him, he was a real cocksmoker.
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You should have followed him into the bathroom and held a pen and paper in his face while he was going...
 
SmoovySmoov said:
Obviously, I'm opening myself up for ridicule here, but true story:In the early part of the 00's, Justin Timberlake was dating Britney Spears and was a member of N'SYNC. I, was in grad school, and was waiting tables at PF Chang's in Memphis. One night, during the Christmas season, Justin Timberlake walks into the restaurant with a girl (some local skank. Obviously not Britney.) I was not a fan of N'SYNC, so I didn't really care, but have a niece who at the time was 9 years old, and was in love with them. Now, I am not famous myself, but I would like to think that I can at least understand what a celebrity is probably thinking when in public. They probably would love it if everyone left them alone. I get that. Had he not walked by me, I wouldn't have said anything at all, but I was standing by the bar cashing out, when he walks by on his way to the bathroom. I very quietly, where only he and I can hear, say "Listen man, I know that you probably don't want to be messed with right now, but I have a 9 year old niece who loves you, and if you could just sign something for her, she would love it." Nothing too major. And definitely not in a "OH MY GOD, EVERYONE LOOK IT'S JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE!!!!!" kinda way. His response is better demonstrated visually, but since we're on a message board here, I'll just have to describe it:Imagine a flamboyant gay man (I'm not saying he is gay. Obviously, he has dated some real knockouts and is straight. Not saying that, just imagine a flamboyant gay man) throws up a facepalm 2 inches from your face. Then, makes a disgusted and exasperated noise. Then, walks a semicircle around you (all the while holding up the facepalm) and proceeds to the bathroom. If I wanted his autograph, it would have been one thing, but it was for my niece, which kinda made me a little angry.The guy can dance. He's funny on SNL. But, the one time I was around him, he was a real cocksmoker.
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The Timberlake I know, would beat the snot out of younger Timberlake for doing such things
 
I fought it for a long time, but after hearing What Goes Around...Comes Around and seeing the **** in a Box skit, I gave in.

 
SmoovySmoov said:
Obviously, I'm opening myself up for ridicule here, but true story:

In the early part of the 00's, Justin Timberlake was dating Britney Spears and was a member of N'SYNC. I, was in grad school, and was waiting tables at PF Chang's in Memphis. One night, during the Christmas season, Justin Timberlake walks into the restaurant with a girl (some local skank. Obviously not Britney.) I was not a fan of N'SYNC, so I didn't really care, but have a niece who at the time was 9 years old, and was in love with them. Now, I am not famous myself, but I would like to think that I can at least understand what a celebrity is probably thinking when in public. They probably would love it if everyone left them alone. I get that. Had he not walked by me, I wouldn't have said anything at all, but I was standing by the bar cashing out, when he walks by on his way to the bathroom. I very quietly, where only he and I can hear, say "Listen man, I know that you probably don't want to be messed with right now, but I have a 9 year old niece who loves you, and if you could just sign something for her, she would love it." Nothing too major. And definitely not in a "OH MY GOD, EVERYONE LOOK IT'S JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE!!!!!" kinda way. His response is better demonstrated visually, but since we're on a message board here, I'll just have to describe it:

Imagine a flamboyant gay man (I'm not saying he is gay. Obviously, he has dated some real knockouts and is straight. Not saying that, just imagine a flamboyant gay man) throws up a facepalm 2 inches from your face. Then, makes a disgusted and exasperated noise. Then, walks a semicircle around you (all the while holding up the facepalm) and proceeds to the bathroom. If I wanted his autograph, it would have been one thing, but it was for my niece, which kinda made me a little angry.

The guy can dance. He's funny on SNL. But, the one time I was around him, he was a real cocksmoker.
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Great story. I had no trouble picturing flamboyant gayness. I simply thought of Ricardo Montalban...as Kahn.

But...I'm the nicest guy in the world; if you accost me when I'm this close to peeing my pants, we will not be friends.

 
I was one of those who wasn't too impressed in his boy band days. But he has completely won me over since then. He's funny, most people say he is very nice in person(maybe not at PF Changs though)and he doesn't seem to take himself to seriously. Talented dude and I would watch about anything he is in. And the suggestion of him and Payton having a show together? Gold.

 
'NCCommish said:
I was one of those who wasn't too impressed in his boy band days. But he has completely won me over since then. He's funny, most people say he is very nice in person(maybe not at PF Changs though)and he doesn't seem to take himself to seriously. Talented dude and I would watch about anything he is in. And the suggestion of him and Payton having a show together? Gold.
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Reppin Throwback Memphis Tigers Logo on SNLHave a couple buddies who know him well. I've merely said "hey" in passing once. By all accounts he's a super level headed guy who's quite chill to hang with. Love that he keeps his Memphis roots down unlike a lot of celebs that break out of this town. Musically he's not really my "Style" but I can't help but like his stuff. Guy can flat out sing and dance.

Plus he's big into helping out other local artists trying to get a foothold. Notable are his efforts in helping other

get traction. Frequents Club 152 on Beale when in town. 3rd floor aka shadows in the back VIP area by the DJ Booth. My girl meredith is head bartender back there and knows him well.

Generally he's pretty decent in movies as well. I wanted to hate Trouble with the Curve but it kinda won me over a bit.

 
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I'm pretty sure if any of us were that famous that we'd be real jerks in real life... you probably get completely jaded to requests on your time and what not... and there's only so much you owe people.

He does seem like a celebrity that if you got in his inner circle that he'd be very cool to hang with though.

 
i listened to 3 tracks from that 20/20 album and dislike it.

what's with all the 7 minute tracks.. they also sound similar.

I'm going to return it to pirate bay, hope i can get a full refund

 
'Gr00vus said:
'Encyclopedia Brown said:
'[icon] said:
JT half cocked and trolling worlds worst announcer, Joe Buck, at the MLB all star game.
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Mark Grace is in jail right now.
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Well, that was a criminally horrible interview.
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Apparently you're not aware of the "Joe Buck Sucks" movement. Trolling Joe Buck is actually the best possible way to spend interview time like that. Beats rambling on and on about his movie like the studios wanted him to... or talking about his favorite ballpark food like the host guy wanted to. :P

 
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