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"If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, its yo (2 Viewers)
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DA RAIDERS
Footballguy
How was the game?
boots11234
Footballguy
Bet he comes in here and either says he hit it or this new one is "the one".
identikit
Footballguy
No. 16
Footballguy
So Thursday night at the club was a dud. No takers that night but still had fun getting drunk. The game however was a different story.
Picked up her up at her house. So much traffic it took us about an hour to get to Oracle when it should take 30 minutes tops. She was looking good and we had a good conversation/connection going. Some details about her:
Played college basketball
Is an RN as well
Drops E, slangs weed/coke
7 piercings/4 tats
DTF!!!!
So we go to the game. Eat, drink, and watch the game. Her first time and she loves it. We clicking pretty good. After the game we just chill in the parking lot as we wait for the traffic to pass. More good convo and more touching/flirting.
Once the traffic passes I take her to local dive bar. She puts down 2 more redbull/vodkas and I can tell she's ready. Hands all over me. We get to my place and start getting to it. Teasing, kissing, etc. I have my fingers warming her up. I pull out the condom and we're about to get down.... then bam. All the drinks I've been feeding her finally hit her. She gets up, runs to the bathroom, and throws up. After that she is lights out for the rest of the night.
Eventually I wake up for work, wake her ### up, and drop her off before work. However, she's lost her cellphone somewhere between the bar and my house so we'll see where this goes.
Definitley not marriage material, but I can see this as potential for loads and loads of fun. Which is just what the doctor ordered!
Picked up her up at her house. So much traffic it took us about an hour to get to Oracle when it should take 30 minutes tops. She was looking good and we had a good conversation/connection going. Some details about her:
Played college basketball
Is an RN as well
Drops E, slangs weed/coke
7 piercings/4 tats
DTF!!!!
So we go to the game. Eat, drink, and watch the game. Her first time and she loves it. We clicking pretty good. After the game we just chill in the parking lot as we wait for the traffic to pass. More good convo and more touching/flirting.
Once the traffic passes I take her to local dive bar. She puts down 2 more redbull/vodkas and I can tell she's ready. Hands all over me. We get to my place and start getting to it. Teasing, kissing, etc. I have my fingers warming her up. I pull out the condom and we're about to get down.... then bam. All the drinks I've been feeding her finally hit her. She gets up, runs to the bathroom, and throws up. After that she is lights out for the rest of the night.
Eventually I wake up for work, wake her ### up, and drop her off before work. However, she's lost her cellphone somewhere between the bar and my house so we'll see where this goes.
Definitley not marriage material, but I can see this as potential for loads and loads of fun. Which is just what the doctor ordered!
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Steve Tasker
Footballguy
:slowclap:
Dr. Gobbler
Footballguy
:flag:
False start #16 on the offense, also we have personal foul on #16, not going unabated to the drunk kitty.
Half the distance to goal, replay first down.
False start #16 on the offense, also we have personal foul on #16, not going unabated to the drunk kitty.
Half the distance to goal, replay first down.
DA RAIDERS
Footballguy
"slangs"
What means this?
Nicely played. For $200 bucks
So, you felt some strange for the first time in ages. Awesome! Now, go to a bar, scoop up an offdee 5, a real life 6+, and bang the holy living bejesus outta her. Try to start a fire with your Johnson, I'm talking the room smells like a Goodyear plant. But for the love of god, don't go on another "date" with the island girl. Just tab up and get busy.
What means this?
Nicely played. For $200 bucks
So, you felt some strange for the first time in ages. Awesome! Now, go to a bar, scoop up an offdee 5, a real life 6+, and bang the holy living bejesus outta her. Try to start a fire with your Johnson, I'm talking the room smells like a Goodyear plant. But for the love of god, don't go on another "date" with the island girl. Just tab up and get busy.
gianmarco
Footballguy
quickhands
Footballguy
I hate that you judge women as marriage material. None of them are pal. Until they are.
Just treat ember all the same.
Just treat ember all the same.
Grahamburn
Footballguy
Well played, by her.
She got to attend a sporting event, got loaded on your dime, free room and board for the night, a chauffeur, and then didn't have to put out.
Chalk it up as a lesson learned. This girl doesn't sound like the type you need to wine and dine to get in the sack. Next time you're out with your buds give her a call about 12 or so if you haven't landed anything in the bar you're at. She'll be plenty loose already and you'll seal the deal without spending a dime on her.
She got to attend a sporting event, got loaded on your dime, free room and board for the night, a chauffeur, and then didn't have to put out.
Chalk it up as a lesson learned. This girl doesn't sound like the type you need to wine and dine to get in the sack. Next time you're out with your buds give her a call about 12 or so if you haven't landed anything in the bar you're at. She'll be plenty loose already and you'll seal the deal without spending a dime on her.
Kev4029
Footballguy
Sells.'DA RAIDERS said:"slangs"
What means this?
Nicely played. For $200 bucks
So, you felt some strange for the first time in ages. Awesome! Now, go to a bar, scoop up an offdee 5, a real life 6+, and bang the holy living bejesus outta her. Try to start a fire with your Johnson, I'm talking the room smells like a Goodyear plant. But for the love of god, don't go on another "date" with the island girl. Just tab up and get busy.
No. 16
Footballguy
Agreed but It was still fun though.Seems like I'm in with her. Fired off a text because Sunday I realized I lost my drivers license between taking her home and work. So I asked her to check her wallet or in front of her house. This time however she would reply right away. She thanked me for the night and apologized for throwing up. Told her: "You're welcome. Anytime. Just let me know." She replied: "You too!"Planning to let her marinate some and wait until she wants to hang out or is my work done and I should be able to text her late night for some secks?Well played, by her.She got to attend a sporting event, got loaded on your dime, free room and board for the night, a chauffeur, and then didn't have to put out.
I'd stay away.
She's a drug dealing chick who hangs out with big dudes that just got out of jail. Yeah, she could be fun in the sack but there's ton of potential for you to get into some trouble (beat up, arrested with her drugs in your car, etc.).
I'd stay away.
You can probably find plenty of loose women that aren't as much as a risk.
She's a drug dealing chick who hangs out with big dudes that just got out of jail. Yeah, she could be fun in the sack but there's ton of potential for you to get into some trouble (beat up, arrested with her drugs in your car, etc.).
I'd stay away.
You can probably find plenty of loose women that aren't as much as a risk.
gianmarco
Footballguy
STEADYMOBBIN 22
Footballguy
Please don't listen to these nerds. Wreck that slut, then listen to the married guys.
Grahamburn
Footballguy
You've done enough. No more dates with this one. Drinks and sex, just.
No. 16
Footballguy
Gonna have to ignore this piece of advice for now. Definitely appreciated though.I already made a substantial down payment on some future trips to Hawaii's hills. So I'm not gonna get jobbed out of another HI vacation.Plus, I played it safe for almost 7 years and what good did that do? Now's the time to make crazy stories to tell my future sons about how cool there dad was.
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The Duff Man
Footballguy
boots11234
Footballguy
Hate to tell you this but you probably won't want your kids or your future wife To know you banged a coke freak. The future misses won't be impressed. Experience talkin here.
Grahamburn
Footballguy
:confetti:
Apple Jack
Footballguy
Now we're cooking with gas.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
It's not like it's going to be tattooed to his forehead.I don't think. 16, you didn't let her tattoo anything on your forehead, did you?
No. 16
Footballguy
Not yet.I do expect her to tattoo my forehead with her #### in the near future though. My future wife and kids will definitely be impressed with that.It's not like it's going to be tattooed to his forehead.I don't think. 16, you didn't let her tattoo anything on your forehead, did you?
pyite76
Footballguy
I think he's bringing up a good point, and you should at least take into consideration what he's saying.Being out of the game for so long, you were in a comfort zone. You may have forgotten to watch your back in situations like this. While I personally would not just quit this chick altogether, I would be very careful when I deal with her. Make sure she doesn't drag you into some legal BS, as not much poo-nanny out there is worth a rap sheet.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
That depends. What do we know about our GB 16? If he's an aspiring CPA, you're probably right. If he's the next Vanilla Ice, he might also be advancing his career here.
GreatLakesMike
Footballguy
I'm pretty sure the tattoo wearing coke dealer will be plowing 16 with her strap-on by next Friday. He'll fall in love and they'll be married within 6 months.
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Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
True love is hard to find...
Apple Jack
Footballguy
Wait...are you trying to like date this girl? This is textbook hit it and quit it territory, with an option for after last call contact.
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No. 16
Footballguy
If you mean "date" as in only see her for secks, then yes.
Apple Jack
Footballguy
10-4 GB.
STEADYMOBBIN 22
Footballguy
And only do 1 line before the sechs. I said only 1. But if it's been a little while you could probably do another. Well half. Aw F it, just do the whole thing and wait at least an hour before doing more. I know it's only been 15 minutes. Just a bump should do the trick. Seriously though, 8 ball plus this chick equals ### muching fun. Do it.
Uwe Blab
Footballguy
This probably says more about me than it does the FFA, but I'm finding this to be one of the more entertaining threads to come along in a while. Nice job, No. 16. At least one old guy is rooting for you.
How did I miss this thread? Definitely a great one...too many hilarious lines and entertaining posts to count.
And here's one. Quite possibly one of the funniest lines ever uttered on this fine forum.
Hipple Long Ware & Peete
Footballguy
keeper. bravo.
Hipple Long Ware & Peete
Footballguy
fail. boo this guy.
Hipple Long Ware & Peete
Footballguy
Hipple Long Ware & Peete
Footballguy
whatever.
really? chicks who dig coke are usually good for some wild marathon sex and a threeway or two (the good kind).
Hipple Long Ware & Peete
Footballguy
just go out with her to her 'scene' a few time. You will meet tons of hot ### that is scoring drugs from her, add a little facebook and you've got a nice social network to plunder ahead of you.
Steve Tasker
Footballguy
The #### you tryin to say here, pal?
No. 16
Footballguy
Question: Good idea to add HI to facebook or not?Also, I'm throwing a Super Bowl party and thinking about inviting her. Good or bad idea? My thinking is I shouldn't because she might think we are heading towards relationship status. Thinking invites to bars/clubs/my home is the best bet to keep this going.No communication with HI since Sunday.
Evilgrin 72
Distributor of Pain
Someone let me know when they next #16 thread is up :
"GF busted for possession, wants me to take rap. Should I do it?"
"GF busted for possession, wants me to take rap. Should I do it?"
Dr. Awesome
Footballguy
Do not invite any women you are sleeping with to your Super Bowl party. Or to any event that takes place before the sun goes down.
Dr. Awesome
Footballguy
Sweet jesus. Glad No 16 is ignoring this horrendous advice. The coke fiends are great lays. And who tells their wife/kids the details of every woman they've nailed?
Why would anyone be interested in that?
glock
"Don't grumble, give a whistle!"
...or surrender your ManCardR.
