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You haven't screwed this chick yet? Dude...bail. You don't want any part of this. She wants a relationship. Under no circumstances go to dinner with this girl. If she texts you at 2am wanting to meet up for dirty sex? Sure. Dinner? Hell no.
This will be only my 3rd time meeting her.1) We went on 1 date. She got too drunk too screw.2) Was out with my friends at a bar. Invited her to stop by. She did, but while we were flirty, etc. She came by towards closing and only had a drink or two so she wasn't DTF.3) Tonight. If she's not DTF by tonight, I'm cutting ties. If she is we'll ride it out as long as we can.
 
'Keerock said:
'No. 16 said:
Got a text from HI this morning.She wants to have an actual dinner before going out for drinks.Not sure what to make of this.
Pretty sure this means she wants a free dinner.
Get her to break out the yay. Do a couple fat gaggers. No one will want to eat. Problem solved. And you better hammer that #### this time.
 
'Dr. Awesome said:
'No. 16 said:
Got a text from HI this morning.She wants to have an actual dinner before going out for drinks.Not sure what to make of this.
Do not feed the women. HTH
What if woman feeds me?
It's a step closer to a relationship. Don't eat where you screw. Take a raincheck, make up an excuse (plans with family/friends/etc), or flat out tell her no.
Another thing I was worried about.However, having dinner may make her more likely to be DTF tonight I think. Possibly makes her feel less of a slut?
It's definitely going to make her more likely to screw. But if you blow off the dinner this time without making it seem like the dinner can never happen it shouldn't affect your chances tonight (long term, yes). Tell her you'd like that but you already have plans with ________ (non threatening person ie family/friends/co-workers).No need for you to go close to that danger zone of another relationship anytime soon.
You know hes going to accept the invite.
:lmao:There is no chance he turns this down.
So the downside here is that she thinks we're getting into a relationship? I don't want anything close to that so on my end I'm fine. I just want a slumpbuster without it being a fat chick. Someone I'm actually attracted too.Again, this whole "date/meet up" was initiated by her. So if going to dinner (nothing fancy - just to make sure she has food in her stomach) makes it more likely she puts out tonight, isn't that worth it? I don't ever plan on myself inviting her out to anything more than drinks and if she asks about a future relationship, I'm ready to let her know I'm not looking for one.
:lmao:Good luck with this route. Keep us updated. :thumbup:
 
Just to summarize:

1. You said there wasn't another guy. The FFA said there was. There was.

2. You decided to take HI chick to the game to get laid. The FFA advised against it. You didn't get laid.

3. You thought asian chick #2 was interested by her text. The FFA said she wasn't. She ended up not being interested.

I'm quite sure we'll be adding much more to this list before you come around.

 
Just to summarize:1. You said there wasn't another guy. The FFA said there was. There was.2. You decided to take HI chick to the game to get laid. The FFA advised against it. You didn't get laid.3. You thought asian chick #2 was interested by her text. The FFA said she wasn't. She ended up not being interested.I'm quite sure we'll be adding much more to this list before you come around.
Haha. When you put it that way.
 
Just to summarize:1. You said there wasn't another guy. The FFA said there was. There was.2. You decided to take HI chick to the game to get laid. The FFA advised against it. You didn't get laid.3. You thought asian chick #2 was interested by her text. The FFA said she wasn't. She ended up not being interested.I'm quite sure we'll be adding much more to this list before you come around.
:goodposting: :goodposting:
 
'Dr. Awesome said:
'No. 16 said:
Got a text from HI this morning.She wants to have an actual dinner before going out for drinks.Not sure what to make of this.
Do not feed the women. HTH
What if woman feeds me?
It's a step closer to a relationship. Don't eat where you screw. Take a raincheck, make up an excuse (plans with family/friends/etc), or flat out tell her no.
Another thing I was worried about.However, having dinner may make her more likely to be DTF tonight I think. Possibly makes her feel less of a slut?
It's definitely going to make her more likely to screw. But if you blow off the dinner this time without making it seem like the dinner can never happen it shouldn't affect your chances tonight (long term, yes). Tell her you'd like that but you already have plans with ________ (non threatening person ie family/friends/co-workers).No need for you to go close to that danger zone of another relationship anytime soon.
You know hes going to accept the invite.
:lmao:There is no chance he turns this down.
So the downside here is that she thinks we're getting into a relationship? I don't want anything close to that so on my end I'm fine. I just want a slumpbuster without it being a fat chick. Someone I'm actually attracted too.Again, this whole "date/meet up" was initiated by her. So if going to dinner (nothing fancy - just to make sure she has food in her stomach) makes it more likely she puts out tonight, isn't that worth it? I don't ever plan on myself inviting her out to anything more than drinks and if she asks about a future relationship, I'm ready to let her know I'm not looking for one.
I disagree with these other guys. Go to dinner with her as long as you make HER pay.And most girls are smart enough to not assume you're starting a relationship without saying anything about it. If she brings up the topic, just tell her that you got out of a LTR and aren't looking for anything serious. In my experience, post HS this has never been a deal breaker. In fact, it might very well get in her head that your a challenge for her to go after, with the end result being a nice fling for several weeks.
 
You haven't screwed this chick yet? Dude...bail. You don't want any part of this. She wants a relationship. Under no circumstances go to dinner with this girl. If she texts you at 2am wanting to meet up for dirty sex? Sure. Dinner? Hell no.
This will be only my 3rd time meeting her.1) We went on 1 date. She got too drunk too screw.2) Was out with my friends at a bar. Invited her to stop by. She did, but while we were flirty, etc. She came by towards closing and only had a drink or two so she wasn't DTF.3) Tonight. If she's not DTF by tonight, I'm cutting ties. If she is we'll ride it out as long as we can.
So, basically what you are saying is that you have to get this chick drunk before she will bang you?
 
You haven't screwed this chick yet? Dude...bail. You don't want any part of this. She wants a relationship. Under no circumstances go to dinner with this girl. If she texts you at 2am wanting to meet up for dirty sex? Sure. Dinner? Hell no.
This will be only my 3rd time meeting her.1) We went on 1 date. She got too drunk too screw.2) Was out with my friends at a bar. Invited her to stop by. She did, but while we were flirty, etc. She came by towards closing and only had a drink or two so she wasn't DTF.3) Tonight. If she's not DTF by tonight, I'm cutting ties. If she is we'll ride it out as long as we can.
So, basically what you are saying is that you have to get this chick drunk before she will bang you?
Yep and not ashamed.
 
Just to summarize:1. You said there wasn't another guy. The FFA said there was. There was.2. You decided to take HI chick to the game to get laid. The FFA advised against it. You didn't get laid.3. You thought asian chick #2 was interested by her text. The FFA said she wasn't. She ended up not being interested.4. You thought dinner with HI chick (her treat) would get her in the sack. You paid for dinner and still didn't get anyI'm quite sure we'll be adding much more to this list before you come around.
Can we go ahead and fill in #4 ?
 
I'll send her a reply after lunch to let her know I'm a no go on dinner.
Nah. Send "Sure, dinner sounds good. Where are you taking me?"If she scoffs at that then bail. If she seems up for it then go have a good time, but leave your wallet at home or only take enough $$ to cover drinks afterword.You've already put in some time and big $$ for the game. Try to get the payoff without any additional investment.
 
You haven't screwed this chick yet? Dude...bail. You don't want any part of this. She wants a relationship. Under no circumstances go to dinner with this girl. If she texts you at 2am wanting to meet up for dirty sex? Sure. Dinner? Hell no.
This will be only my 3rd time meeting her.1) We went on 1 date. She got too drunk too screw.

2) Was out with my friends at a bar. Invited her to stop by. She did, but while we were flirty, etc. She came by towards closing and only had a drink or two so she wasn't DTF.

3) Tonight. If she's not DTF by tonight, I'm cutting ties. If she is we'll ride it out as long as we can.
What? Unless she's vomiting in your lap, that's just not possible.
 
You haven't screwed this chick yet? Dude...bail. You don't want any part of this. She wants a relationship. Under no circumstances go to dinner with this girl. If she texts you at 2am wanting to meet up for dirty sex? Sure. Dinner? Hell no.
This will be only my 3rd time meeting her.1) We went on 1 date. She got too drunk too screw.

2) Was out with my friends at a bar. Invited her to stop by. She did, but while we were flirty, etc. She came by towards closing and only had a drink or two so she wasn't DTF.

3) Tonight. If she's not DTF by tonight, I'm cutting ties. If she is we'll ride it out as long as we can.
What? Unless she's vomiting in your lap, that's just not possible.
She was pretty close to vomitting on my ####.
 
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You haven't screwed this chick yet? Dude...bail. You don't want any part of this. She wants a relationship. Under no circumstances go to dinner with this girl. If she texts you at 2am wanting to meet up for dirty sex? Sure. Dinner? Hell no.
This will be only my 3rd time meeting her.1) We went on 1 date. She got too drunk too screw.

2) Was out with my friends at a bar. Invited her to stop by. She did, but while we were flirty, etc. She came by towards closing and only had a drink or two so she wasn't DTF.

3) Tonight. If she's not DTF by tonight, I'm cutting ties. If she is we'll ride it out as long as we can.
What? Unless she's vomiting in your lap, that's just not possible.
She was pretty close to vomitting on my ####.
She soooo owes you.Hope you collected.

 
So last night we just went out for drinks. No dinner. She was wearing a cheetah print corset, high heels, and nice tight jeans that showed off her banging body. Greeted me with a kiss on the cheek and hug when she came to the car, so I knew it was gonna be a good night.

We got to the bar ordered some appetizers, drank, danced, and played some pool. We were both having a good time and being flirty the whole night. She's loads of fun and really enjoyed pulling other girls in to dance with us (definitely see a threesome in the future). As the night was winding down, I suggested we go to my place. She didn't want to since it's about a 30 min drive from the bar we were at which was only 10 minutes from her place. She didn't want to go to her place since her brother and his family moved in temporarily. Luckily, there are tons of seedy motels in the area.

On our way to the motel we stopped by a liquor store and picked up a bottle of wine to keep the buzz going. Then we checked into the motel, got our room key, and ...... SLUMP BUSTED!!! Felt so ####in good to pound that ###. Her oral skills were top notch, knew how to grind in cowgirl, and took it from behind like a pro. However, I'm actually pretty terrified right now because she removed the condom (with her mouth!) and wanted it raw dog. Couldn't resist. Hopefully my #### doesn't fall off. So we ####ed for a good 1 hour plus.

Just when I thought I met a chick I could bang on the regular she drops a ####in bombshell.

After, we were just laying in bed waiting so I could be sober enough to drive. We were talking, just some random BS and out of no where she says, "I have two kids in HI."

hjgHJGHJgjhgshjgahjgs WTF!?

So after I bang her and met her 3 times... now she decides to tell me she has 2 kids at the tender age of 24. my #### is surely gonna fall off now. No way I can keep tapping HI coke dealing mommy. She's definitely looking for a relationship and as Rod Tidwell would say, "A real man would never shoplift the pootie from a single mom." Sad to know that something that had the potential to be great, must come to an end so soon.

Good news: Slump busted.

Bad news: She has kids.

Terrible news: We'll find out after a visit to the doctor's office.

I was able to take a pic of her ###. A bit blurry, but I'll post it on :e: once I figure out how to upload it from my iphone.

 
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Recently divorced chicks and women with kids are goldmines.

Bad news - you know she's fertile. Congratulations on busting the slump and welcome to fatherhood. :thumbup:

 
So you guys think I should continue to tap that? Isn't the kids thing and the fact that she wanted to go to dinner seem like she wants a relationship?

 
So you guys think I should continue to tap that? Isn't the kids thing and the fact that she wanted to go to dinner seem like she wants a relationship?
It's not that we're saying you should simply continue to tap that. you should continue to tap that and report back every Friday. did you ask if both kids were with the same father?

 
So you guys think I should continue to tap that? Isn't the kids thing and the fact that she wanted to go to dinner seem like she wants a relationship?
It's not that we're saying you should simply continue to tap that. you should continue to tap that and report back every Friday. did you ask if both kids were with the same father?
Yes they are. She told me. Probably saw the shock on my face after she told me she had two kids.
 

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