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[Wrigley]

You will someday realize the woman you love is gone for good. Version 2.0 isn't the same. You can't go home again.

This is really the whole thing boiled down to one salient point. Dr. Awesome is right - and there's roughly a 99% chance that you'll come to this exact realization, whether it's in 2 days, 2 weeks, 2 months, or 2 years. Sure, there's a remote chance that things will work out, but they virtually never do. Eventually, you're going to need to move on, and you're just delaying that. Someday, you're almost guaranteed to look back and wonder what in God's name you were thinking. Every time the girl takes a dump, you're going to think she's having phone sex with some dude. You'll picture him making fist-kabobs while she drops wolfbait. God forbid she ever has to work late. Your head will be filled with images of her jacking off the entire Oakland A's team in the dugout simultaneously, running up and down the line like a plate-spinner to keep them all at attention, paying extra mind to Yoenis Cespedes' Cuban-grown mule. Your own personal nightmare is about to begin.That said, No. 16's already admitted that he's heard this point and that it's something he needs to do, and a lesson he needs to learn the hard way. Telling him he's lost his "man card" - do you really think he's going to care about that? Calling him names isn't helping anything. When he's staring into her soulless eyes and kissing her penis-abused lips, is he really going to be wondering : "What would placebo think about this?" We need to support him in whatever he wants to do, and be here to catch him when he falls. THAT'S when we make fun of him, not now.#16 - Godspeed, my friend. Just remember, the dog pictures. After you move back in with her, when you want her out, take those photos. Only this time, you don't mail them to her, you put them in a folder marked "Private" on the computer, then "accidentally" leave that folder open when you go to work one day. By the time you get home, both she and the dog will be gone.

All kinds off good here.

 

[gianmarco]

You will someday realize the woman you love is gone for good. Version 2.0 isn't the same. You can't go home again.

This is really the whole thing boiled down to one salient point. Dr. Awesome is right - and there's roughly a 99% chance that you'll come to this exact realization, whether it's in 2 days, 2 weeks, 2 months, or 2 years. Sure, there's a remote chance that things will work out, but they virtually never do. Eventually, you're going to need to move on, and you're just delaying that. Someday, you're almost guaranteed to look back and wonder what in God's name you were thinking. Every time the girl takes a dump, you're going to think she's having phone sex with some dude. You'll picture him making fist-kabobs while she drops wolfbait. God forbid she ever has to work late. Your head will be filled with images of her jacking off the entire Oakland A's team in the dugout simultaneously, running up and down the line like a plate-spinner to keep them all at attention, paying extra mind to Yoenis Cespedes' Cuban-grown mule. Your own personal nightmare is about to begin.That said, No. 16's already admitted that he's heard this point and that it's something he needs to do, and a lesson he needs to learn the hard way. Telling him he's lost his "man card" - do you really think he's going to care about that? Calling him names isn't helping anything. When he's staring into her soulless eyes and kissing her penis-abused lips, is he really going to be wondering : "What would placebo think about this?" We need to support him in whatever he wants to do, and be here to catch him when he falls. THAT'S when we make fun of him, not now.#16 - Godspeed, my friend. Just remember, the dog pictures. After you move back in with her, when you want her out, take those photos. Only this time, you don't mail them to her, you put them in a folder marked "Private" on the computer, then "accidentally" leave that folder open when you go to work one day. By the time you get home, both she and the dog will be gone.

All kinds off good here.

He keeps bringing it again and again and again.Fabulous work in here.

 

[James Daulton]

You will someday realize the woman you love is gone for good. Version 2.0 isn't the same. You can't go home again.

This is really the whole thing boiled down to one salient point. Dr. Awesome is right - and there's roughly a 99% chance that you'll come to this exact realization, whether it's in 2 days, 2 weeks, 2 months, or 2 years. Sure, there's a remote chance that things will work out, but they virtually never do. Eventually, you're going to need to move on, and you're just delaying that. Someday, you're almost guaranteed to look back and wonder what in God's name you were thinking. Every time the girl takes a dump, you're going to think she's having phone sex with some dude. You'll picture him making fist-kabobs while she drops wolfbait. God forbid she ever has to work late. Your head will be filled with images of her jacking off the entire Oakland A's team in the dugout simultaneously, running up and down the line like a plate-spinner to keep them all at attention, paying extra mind to Yoenis Cespedes' Cuban-grown mule. Your own personal nightmare is about to begin.That said, No. 16's already admitted that he's heard this point and that it's something he needs to do, and a lesson he needs to learn the hard way. Telling him he's lost his "man card" - do you really think he's going to care about that? Calling him names isn't helping anything. When he's staring into her soulless eyes and kissing her penis-abused lips, is he really going to be wondering : "What would placebo think about this?" We need to support him in whatever he wants to do, and be here to catch him when he falls. THAT'S when we make fun of him, not now.#16 - Godspeed, my friend. Just remember, the dog pictures. After you move back in with her, when you want her out, take those photos. Only this time, you don't mail them to her, you put them in a folder marked "Private" on the computer, then "accidentally" leave that folder open when you go to work one day. By the time you get home, both she and the dog will be gone.

Best poster on the board.

 

[JFT Ben]

You will someday realize the woman you love is gone for good. Version 2.0 isn't the same. You can't go home again.

This is really the whole thing boiled down to one salient point. Dr. Awesome is right - and there's roughly a 99% chance that you'll come to this exact realization, whether it's in 2 days, 2 weeks, 2 months, or 2 years. Sure, there's a remote chance that things will work out, but they virtually never do. Eventually, you're going to need to move on, and you're just delaying that. Someday, you're almost guaranteed to look back and wonder what in God's name you were thinking. Every time the girl takes a dump, you're going to think she's having phone sex with some dude. You'll picture him making fist-kabobs while she drops wolfbait. God forbid she ever has to work late. Your head will be filled with images of her jacking off the entire Oakland A's team in the dugout simultaneously, running up and down the line like a plate-spinner to keep them all at attention, paying extra mind to Yoenis Cespedes' Cuban-grown mule. Your own personal nightmare is about to begin.That said, No. 16's already admitted that he's heard this point and that it's something he needs to do, and a lesson he needs to learn the hard way. Telling him he's lost his "man card" - do you really think he's going to care about that? Calling him names isn't helping anything. When he's staring into her soulless eyes and kissing her penis-abused lips, is he really going to be wondering : "What would placebo think about this?" We need to support him in whatever he wants to do, and be here to catch him when he falls. THAT'S when we make fun of him, not now.#16 - Godspeed, my friend. Just remember, the dog pictures. After you move back in with her, when you want her out, take those photos. Only this time, you don't mail them to her, you put them in a folder marked "Private" on the computer, then "accidentally" leave that folder open when you go to work one day. By the time you get home, both she and the dog will be gone.

EG for the win.No. 16 is wired differently, and we get to benefit. How many of us would continue to come back here time after time laying himself out there as the proverbial punching bag? He's got brass balls and rocks for brains. Good luck and good posting EG!

 

[valhallan]

How many of us would continue to come back here time after time laying himself out there as the proverbial punching bag?

This thread is a microcosm of his relationship with the succubus. He has an incredible ability to take punishment and do nothing about it.

 

[identikit]

Gotta give No.16 credit for coming back and keeping us updated.

Really hope things work out for him, but I'm not optimistic.

 

[Maude]

No. 16 is wired differently, and we get to benefit. How many of us would continue to come back here time after time laying himself out there as the proverbial punching bag? He's got brass balls ovaries and rocks for brains. Good luck and good posting EG!

FixedAnd #16... look up cuckold. You are now a cuckold.

Psychology regards cuckold fetishism as a variant of masochism[citation needed], the cuckold deriving pleasure from being humiliated. In Freudian analysis, cuckold fetishism is the eroticization of the fears of infidelity and of failure in the male competition for procreation and the affection of females[citation needed]. In his book Masochism and the Self, psychologist Roy Baumeister advanced a Self Theory analysis that cuckolding (and other forms of sexual masochism) among otherwise mentally healthy people was a form of escapism. In this theory, cuckold fetishists are relieving themselves of the stress of the burden of their social role and escaping into a simpler, less-expansive position.

According to these theories, the cuckold fetishist seeks pleasure both from the act of being humiliated, and by giving pleasure to his partner(s). But cuckolding can be summed psychologically as "distributing sexual humiliation to the cuckold"[citation needed]. If a couple can keep the fantasy in the bedroom, or come to an agreement where actually being cuckolded in reality does not hurt the relationship, they may try it out in reality. However, the primary proponent of the fantasy is almost always the one being humiliated, or the "cuckold", and he usually convince his partner to participate in the fantasy for him. Indeed, the fetish fantasy does not work at all if the cuckold is actually being humiliated against his will[9].

 

[comfortably numb]

Gotta give No.16 credit for coming back and keeping us updated.Really hope things work out for him, but I'm not optimistic.

I know.It's amazing how quick everything turned the second she gave him any hope.We're at the point now were he is saying, lets see where our relationship stands...or in other words whenever she decides she wants to come back he will be ready.

 

[SteevieG]

hmmm. kinda the lynchpin to the whole story. sounds to me like you decided to let her have some fun and not worry about it because you thought she'd never leave you. and she did. and you felt like a heel for not taking it seriously. and you're feeling guilty for being a crappy boyfriend. and that's why is so easy for you to say "how high" when she asks you to jump. and why you've already forgiven her for what's she's done. and why there was never a time when you really were going to let her go. and why you'll be back together before the NFL season starts. have fun not going to Vegas.

Don't think it changes the fact that for a month she was texting/talking to this guy and went on a couple of dates with him when she went back home to "visit family".

So you had sex with her only days after finding out she cheated on you?

She swears that she never did anything with him while we were together.

this coming from the woman who was "...for a month...was texting/talking to this guy and went on a couple of dates with him when she went back home to 'visit family.'"right. sounds like she's been completely transparent for quite some time now. no reason not to believe her.

serious question: where did all the anger and resentment from six months ago disappear to? at what point did you decided to forgive her for cheating on you - because that's what she was doing - and decide that you could swallow your pride to take her back?

Everything seemed to change when he saw her at the wedding. The coral dress is the real culprit here I believe...

 

[identikit]

The Coral Trigger.

 

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You should bang her without a rubber and impregnate her. THAT will get her to stay around.

She'll be yours..... YOURS I SAY! ALLLLLLL YOURS!!!!! Bwahahahaahaaa!

 

[cstu]

Be sure to let us know how PT's #### tastes.

Unless you hook up with only virgins you're always tasting another man's sloppy seconds.

At least it's not the #### of a guy my girlfriend went on our 7th anniversary vacation with.

 

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Be sure to let us know how PT's #### tastes.

Unless you hook up with only virgins you're always tasting another man's sloppy seconds.

At least it's not the #### of a guy my girlfriend went on our 7th anniversary vacation with.

 

[jamny]

Pull the string and I'll wink at you, I'm your puppet

I'll do funny things if you want me to, I'm your puppet

Mm. I'm yours to have and to hold

Darling, you've got full control of your puppet

Pull them little strings and I'll kiss your lips, I'm your puppet

Snap your fingers and I'll turn you some flips, I'm your puppet

Mm, your every wish is my command

All you got to do is wiggle your little hand

I'm your puppet, I'm your puppet I'm just a toy, just a funny boy

That makes you laugh when you're blue

I'll be wonderful, do just what I'm told

I'll do anything for you

I'm your puppet, I'm your puppet

Just pull them little strings and I'll sing you a song, I'm your puppet

Make me do right or make me do wrong, I'm your puppet.

Mm, treat me good and I'll do anything

I'm just a puppet and you hold my string, I'm your puppet

Your walking, talking, kissing, loving puppet

I'm hanging on a string,

I'll do anything, love you 'n' kiss ya

 

[Rick James]

this thread needs more EvilGrin

You will someday realize the woman you love is gone for good. Version 2.0 isn't the same. You can't go home again.

This is really the whole thing boiled down to one salient point. Dr. Awesome is right - and there's roughly a 99% chance that you'll come to this exact realization, whether it's in 2 days, 2 weeks, 2 months, or 2 years. Sure, there's a remote chance that things will work out, but they virtually never do. Eventually, you're going to need to move on, and you're just delaying that. Someday, you're almost guaranteed to look back and wonder what in God's name you were thinking. Every time the girl takes a dump, you're going to think she's having phone sex with some dude. You'll picture him making fist-kabobs while she drops wolfbait. God forbid she ever has to work late. Your head will be filled with images of her jacking off the entire Oakland A's team in the dugout simultaneously, running up and down the line like a plate-spinner to keep them all at attention, paying extra mind to Yoenis Cespedes' Cuban-grown mule. Your own personal nightmare is about to begin.That said, No. 16's already admitted that he's heard this point and that it's something he needs to do, and a lesson he needs to learn the hard way. Telling him he's lost his "man card" - do you really think he's going to care about that? Calling him names isn't helping anything. When he's staring into her soulless eyes and kissing her penis-abused lips, is he really going to be wondering : "What would placebo think about this?" We need to support him in whatever he wants to do, and be here to catch him when he falls. THAT'S when we make fun of him, not now.#16 - Godspeed, my friend. Just remember, the dog pictures. After you move back in with her, when you want her out, take those photos. Only this time, you don't mail them to her, you put them in a folder marked "Private" on the computer, then "accidentally" leave that folder open when you go to work one day. By the time you get home, both she and the dog will be gone.

 

[Dvorak]

I'm going to print out every page of this thread and put it in a binder.

And the next time a friend, son, nephew, or whoever gets their heart broke by a cheating, deceitful slut and cannot get over it?

I'm going to pull out that binder.

And I'm going to read it to remind myself that love-struck boys don't follow prudent, experienced advice.

And I'm going to tell that boy, "Go win her back."

He'll tell me, "Thanks!", and I'll save myself the frustration.

 

[bshell27]

I guess this is my test to see if I can ever trust her at all again. See if things will ever be the same. It's a huge ####in test, but I guess I like to torture myself.Before she left she promised me that she would do nothing with the PT anymore and that she would sever all ties with him by the time she came back to the Bay Area. It's kind of like the roles have reversed now. We'll see what I can pull off there.

#1- she failed the test by even going on vacation if she wanted to stay together.#2- She is not keeping this promise#3- Roles have not changed at all. You are her #####.#4- you will not pull off anything other than wonder what ex is doing, and yes she is banging the P/T.

 

[sbonomo]

You will someday realize the woman you love is gone for good. Version 2.0 isn't the same. You can't go home again.

This is really the whole thing boiled down to one salient point. Dr. Awesome is right - and there's roughly a 99% chance that you'll come to this exact realization, whether it's in 2 days, 2 weeks, 2 months, or 2 years. Sure, there's a remote chance that things will work out, but they virtually never do. Eventually, you're going to need to move on, and you're just delaying that. Someday, you're almost guaranteed to look back and wonder what in God's name you were thinking. Every time the girl takes a dump, you're going to think she's having phone sex with some dude. You'll picture him making fist-kabobs while she drops wolfbait. God forbid she ever has to work late. Your head will be filled with images of her jacking off the entire Oakland A's team in the dugout simultaneously, running up and down the line like a plate-spinner to keep them all at attention, paying extra mind to Yoenis Cespedes' Cuban-grown mule. Your own personal nightmare is about to begin.That said, No. 16's already admitted that he's heard this point and that it's something he needs to do, and a lesson he needs to learn the hard way. Telling him he's lost his "man card" - do you really think he's going to care about that? Calling him names isn't helping anything. When he's staring into her soulless eyes and kissing her penis-abused lips, is he really going to be wondering : "What would placebo think about this?" We need to support him in whatever he wants to do, and be here to catch him when he falls. THAT'S when we make fun of him, not now.#16 - Godspeed, my friend. Just remember, the dog pictures. After you move back in with her, when you want her out, take those photos. Only this time, you don't mail them to her, you put them in a folder marked "Private" on the computer, then "accidentally" leave that folder open when you go to work one day. By the time you get home, both she and the dog will be gone.

Evilgrin makes my days better! Well done once again sir.

 

[PitbullTD]

This is really the whole thing boiled down to one salient point. Dr. Awesome is right - and there's roughly a 99% chance that you'll come to this exact realization, whether it's in 2 days, 2 weeks, 2 months, or 2 years. Sure, there's a remote chance that things will work out, but they virtually never do. Eventually, you're going to need to move on, and you're just delaying that. Someday, you're almost guaranteed to look back and wonder what in God's name you were thinking. Every time the girl takes a dump, you're going to think she's having phone sex with some dude. You'll picture him making fist-kabobs while she drops wolfbait. God forbid she ever has to work late. Your head will be filled with images of her jacking off the entire Oakland A's team in the dugout simultaneously, running up and down the line like a plate-spinner to keep them all at attention, paying extra mind to Yoenis Cespedes' Cuban-grown mule. Your own personal nightmare is about to begin.

I'm not worthy

HFS EG, damn I wish I could come up with #### like that. Where can I get my fanclub card?

 

[xulf]

Is she staying in the same room as the PT? There really is no reason for her to go if she wants to end it with him...100% end it that is. She is essentially giving him a final kick of the tires to make sure he isnt the right one for her.

Remember this, she has never been single. Always has the next guy lined up before cutting the previous strings. Shes playing both sides until she figures out who she wants or a new guy comes around.

 

[No. 16]

Just want to say that everything you guys have said are things I thought as well. Why I continue to torture myself I don't know? I guess, I just refuse to believe that someone could be this evil/manipulative.

 

[comfortably numb]

Just want to say that everything you guys have said are things I thought as well. Why I continue to torture myself I don't know? I guess, I just refuse to believe that someone could be this evil/manipulative.

Try not to look at it as evil and manipulative but rather selfish. That will make it more believable to you.She wants what she wants/when she wants it regardless of your feelings...and when you take her back, that will only reassure her of that thought.

 

[Dr. Awesome]

Just want to say that everything you guys have said are things I thought as well. Why I continue to torture myself I don't know? I guess, I just refuse to believe that someone could be this evil/manipulative.

It's unlikely she's deliberately being evil. Some dogs just don't know any better. Get more options. Nail anything that moves. You need to nail at least 8 new women before the year is over. That's approximately 1 every 3 weeks. You're no Don Juan so that means you're going to need to at least go on a date with 20 new women. Assume 15% put out first date if you play your cards right. The others will take 2-4 outings. You need to ask at least 25 women. You know that many options available at work? At the grocery store, bank, or wherever else you hang out? No. Hop online. Stop making excuses with the my dui crap or there's no attractive women online. There are literally thousands of women in your area who are young and dumb, coming off a divorce and desperate for attention, or ladies hitting their 30's scurrying to grab any decent guy before their ovaries shut down. You have a job. You have a car. You have reasonable hygiene. That's more than enough to get laid many times over. Remember - either the ex will see you're a catch because you're swimming in skanks while you realize you truly miss her compared to what else is available and you can shack up with her and the pt, or you'll realize she's trash and far beneath your new standards.

 

[Steed]

This trip just doesn't pass the sniff test. They used to be eff buddies, now all of a sudden they are going on a spiritual retreat because they belong to the same church group. Did one of them convert?

 

[Guinis72]

Remember this, she has never been single. Always has the next guy lined up before cutting the previous strings. Shes playing both sides until she figures out who she wants or a new guy comes around.

 

[jomar]

my money is on Alyssa coming back and being torn between two lovers. unable to make up her mind, she will have 16 and PT face off in a number of contests for each of them to prove that they are her one true love. we can only hope the PT has bigger balls than 16 and says 'screw this' and just walking away. at this point, 16 would do just about anything to have her back as his GF/fiancee/wife. She will say jump, and he'll ask how high, and it'll continue for the rest of his life or at least until he realizes he's been played as the putz.

 

[Rick James]

The thought of Alyssa going on a trip with the PT makes me sick, and I don't even know the woman. I can't fathom how you're cool with this.

 

[cstu]

my money is on Alyssa coming back and being torn between two lovers. unable to make up her mind, she will have 16 and PT face off in a number of contests for each of them to prove that they are her one true love. we can only hope the PT has bigger balls than 16 and says 'screw this' and just walking away. at this point, 16 would do just about anything to have her back as his GF/fiancee/wife. She will say jump, and he'll ask how high, and it'll continue for the rest of his life or at least until he realizes he's been played as the putz.

She finds an in-shape guy with a college degree.

 

[FigJam]

Imagine the scrutiny she'll be under from our friends about how the 2nd go around will turn out. That's an awful lot to go through just to keep "stringing" me along.

Imagine all your 'friends' knowing they can, and then getting a piece of her down the road (go ahead and picture it now if that helps)...Yeah, it's going to happen

 

[comfortably numb]

The thought of Alyssa going on a trip with the PT makes me sick, and I don't even know the woman. I can't fathom how you're cool with this.

Yea, i would be near puking the whole time, every time my phone would ring I would be rushing to see if its her, if a text/email came through i would be hoping it would be her.It is sad that a man's respect/happiness is under so much control by another person.

 

[Evilgrin 72]

No. 16, right now you need to be working on getting your body right for when she gets back. Also, if you're going to take her out shortly after she returns, you had better start working on choosing an outfit. You only have a few days left.

 

[5Rings]

No. 16, taking her back at this point would be like giving Biedrins ANOTHER $37 million on a NEW multi-year deal, when you just drafted 3 potentially superior players, and you have UNLIMITED draft picks in a deep talent pool.

I've been active in the FFA for well over a decade now, and I honestly can't recall a time when literally everybody in a thread agreed on something, yet that seems to be happening in this thread. I mean, the Kate Upton thread actually contains people saying that she's not really that hot -- that's how many contrarians we have around here who argue just for the sake of arguing. But nobody is even trying to make the case the No. 16 is acting prudently or reasonably here. Not one person. This may be a first.

and to Gianmarco

props to Dr. A for trying to steer this kid right.

glll peas 16

 

[Quint]

No. 16, right now you need to be working on getting your body right for when she gets back. Also, if you're going to take her out shortly after she returns, you had better start working on choosing an outfit. You only have a few days left.

maybe he could invite some of his friends who don't look as good as he does to come along when he picks her up at SFO?

 

[DA RAIDERS]

No. 16, right now you need to be working on getting your body right for when she gets back. Also, if you're going to take her out shortly after she returns, you had better start working on choosing an outfit. You only have a few days left.

maybe he could invite some of his friends who don't look as good as he does to come along when he picks her up at SFO?

rusty already tapped that ####.

 

[[icon]]

Wait. W. T. F.?!

You're taking her back and she's already going out of town with the dude she cheated on you / dumped you for?

Were you dropped on your head as a child? Repeatedly?

jesus christ no way anyone is actually this stupid.

 

[sbonomo]

Wait. W. T. F.?!You're taking her back and she's already going out of town with the dude she cheated on you / dumped you for? Were you dropped on your head as a child? Repeatedly? jesus christ no way anyone is actually this stupid.

I don't think brutal honesty is enough for this guy.....He is either the stupidest man alive or the ugliest man alive. Either way it is hopeless at this point.

 

[No. 16]

Wait. W. T. F.?!You're taking her back and she's already going out of town with the dude she cheated on you / dumped you for? Were you dropped on your head as a child? Repeatedly? jesus christ no way anyone is actually this stupid.

This all came out of no where for the both of us. Just a few days before she was set to leave. She did seem very stressed when we talked and it wasn't just dealing with us. There was also no need to tell me about the vacation in the first place. She could have just gone out of town and not contacted me until she came back if she wanted truly wanted to string me along. Hell the way she broke it to me that she was going in vacation was with a text saying: "Now I don't want to go on this vacation I'm about to go on :( "Also, I think everyone has the wrong impression here. Saying I am taking her back now or we are getting back together is jumping the gun a bit. We just had some discussions about if we wanted to try and work things out. Neither of us has fully committed and said we're back together again, etc. I'm open to the idea, willing to work it out, but I'm not going to put in more effort than her. I'm not going to chase her down or try to woo her again. Everything will sort itself out when she gets back for better or worse. In the mean time, I'll continue working on my OKcupid profile and just living my life like I have been the past 7 months.

 

[Judge Smails]

This is really the whole thing boiled down to one salient point. Dr. Awesome is right - and there's roughly a 99% chance that you'll come to this exact realization, whether it's in 2 days, 2 weeks, 2 months, or 2 years. Sure, there's a remote chance that things will work out, but they virtually never do. Eventually, you're going to need to move on, and you're just delaying that. Someday, you're almost guaranteed to look back and wonder what in God's name you were thinking. Every time the girl takes a dump, you're going to think she's having phone sex with some dude. You'll picture him making fist-kabobs while she drops wolfbait. God forbid she ever has to work late. Your head will be filled with images of her jacking off the entire Oakland A's team in the dugout simultaneously, running up and down the line like a plate-spinner to keep them all at attention, paying extra mind to Yoenis Cespedes' Cuban-grown mule. Your own personal nightmare is about to begin.

I'm not worthy

EvilGrin - you have a gift sir. Talk about being able to paint a word picture. Candidate for post of the year.

 

[Gr00vus]

This all came out of no where for the both of us.

 

[quickhands]

Wait. W. T. F.?!You're taking her back and she's already going out of town with the dude she cheated on you / dumped you for? Were you dropped on your head as a child? Repeatedly? jesus christ no way anyone is actually this stupid.

This all came out of no where for the both of us. Just a few days before she was set to leave. She did seem very stressed when we talked and it wasn't just dealing with us. There was also no need to tell me about the vacation in the first place. She could have just gone out of town and not contacted me until she came back if she wanted truly wanted to string me along. Hell the way she broke it to me that she was going in vacation was with a text saying: "Now I don't want to go on this vacation I'm about to go on :( "Also, I think everyone has the wrong impression here. Saying I am taking her back now or we are getting back together is jumping the gun a bit. We just had some discussions about if we wanted to try and work things out. Neither of us has fully committed and said we're back together again, etc. I'm open to the idea, willing to work it out, but I'm not going to put in more effort than her. I'm not going to chase her down or try to woo her again. Everything will sort itself out when she gets back for better or worse. In the mean time, I'll continue working on my OKcupid profile and just living my life like I have been the past 7 months.

First off what are the dog pics?My god no. 16 its gonna be really hard to open this up again in 6 mos, a year, or 18 mos from now and read what a whore she really is and you knew it all the time.Frankly I'm pulling for FBGpt showing up some day and giving us the real inside story. Any wayyou can get me this cats email? /ou girlfriend isn't w slut or a whore. She's a woman who needs a man. And this weak self esteem problem of yours is kinda sad and a bit sickening. With the collective experience and brain power of the FBG web site you say to yourself "I know better, I love her. You guys don't understand" Well young man. I hope u like bread cuz your gonna be eating #### sandwiches for a long time.

 

[No. 16]

Wait. W. T. F.?!

You're taking her back and she's already going out of town with the dude she cheated on you / dumped you for?

Were you dropped on your head as a child? Repeatedly?

jesus christ no way anyone is actually this stupid.

This all came out of no where for the both of us. Just a few days before she was set to leave. She did seem very stressed when we talked and it wasn't just dealing with us. There was also no need to tell me about the vacation in the first place. She could have just gone out of town and not contacted me until she came back if she wanted truly wanted to string me along. Hell the way she broke it to me that she was going in vacation was with a text saying: "Now I don't want to go on this vacation I'm about to go on :( "Also, I think everyone has the wrong impression here. Saying I am taking her back now or we are getting back together is jumping the gun a bit. We just had some discussions about if we wanted to try and work things out. Neither of us has fully committed and said we're back together again, etc.

I'm open to the idea, willing to work it out, but I'm not going to put in more effort than her. I'm not going to chase her down or try to woo her again. Everything will sort itself out when she gets back for better or worse. In the mean time, I'll continue working on my OKcupid profile and just living my life like I have been the past 7 months.

First off what are the dog pics?

My god no. 16 its gonna be really hard to open this up again in 6 mos, a year, or 18 mos from now and read what a whore she really is and you knew it all the time.

Frankly I'm pulling for FBGpt showing up some day and giving us the real inside story. Any wayyou can get me this cats email?

/ou girlfriend isn't w slut or a whore. She's a woman who needs a man. And this weak self esteem problem of yours is kinda sad and a bit sickening.

With the collective experience and brain power of the FBG web site you say to yourself "I know better, I love her. You guys don't understand" Well young man. I hope u like bread cuz your gonna be eating #### sandwiches for a long time.

I don't think being willing to give someone you love/loved a 2nd chance means weakness or self esteem issues. The moment I sense she's playing any games, I'm gone. I'm not going to get my heart shattered again.

 

[jamny]

Wait. W. T. F.?!

You're taking her back and she's already going out of town with the dude she cheated on you / dumped you for?

Were you dropped on your head as a child? Repeatedly?

jesus christ no way anyone is actually this stupid.

This all came out of no where for the both of us. Just a few days before she was set to leave. She did seem very stressed when we talked and it wasn't just dealing with us. There was also no need to tell me about the vacation in the first place. She could have just gone out of town and not contacted me until she came back if she wanted truly wanted to string me along. Hell the way she broke it to me that she was going in vacation was with a text saying: "Now I don't want to go on this vacation I'm about to go on :( "Also, I think everyone has the wrong impression here. Saying I am taking her back now or we are getting back together is jumping the gun a bit. We just had some discussions about if we wanted to try and work things out. Neither of us has fully committed and said we're back together again, etc.

I'm open to the idea, willing to work it out, but I'm not going to put in more effort than her. I'm not going to chase her down or try to woo her again. Everything will sort itself out when she gets back for better or worse. In the mean time, I'll continue working on my OKcupid profile and just living my life like I have been the past 7 months.

First off what are the dog pics?

My god no. 16 its gonna be really hard to open this up again in 6 mos, a year, or 18 mos from now and read what a whore she really is and you knew it all the time.

Frankly I'm pulling for FBGpt showing up some day and giving us the real inside story. Any wayyou can get me this cats email?

/ou girlfriend isn't w slut or a whore. She's a woman who needs a man. And this weak self esteem problem of yours is kinda sad and a bit sickening.

With the collective experience and brain power of the FBG web site you say to yourself "I know better, I love her. You guys don't understand" Well young man. I hope u like bread cuz your gonna be eating #### sandwiches for a long time.

I don't think being willing to give someone you love/loved a 2nd chance means weakness or self esteem issues. The moment I sense she's playing any games, I'm gone. I'm not going to get my heart shattered again.

So how would you prevent a broken heart if it's 5 years from now and you're married and she cheats again?

 

[GreatLakesMike]

First off what are the dog pics?

 

[fatness]

my money is on Alyssa coming back and being torn between two lovers. unable to make up her mind, she will have 16 and PT face off in a number of contests for each of them to prove that they are her one true love.

This would have to be on a dance floor. With each of them firing off texts to her, while dancing, when she leaves with another guy.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I think Alyssa and Molly need to meet.

 

[No. 16]

Wait. W. T. F.?!

You're taking her back and she's already going out of town with the dude she cheated on you / dumped you for?

Were you dropped on your head as a child? Repeatedly?

jesus christ no way anyone is actually this stupid.

This all came out of no where for the both of us. Just a few days before she was set to leave. She did seem very stressed when we talked and it wasn't just dealing with us. There was also no need to tell me about the vacation in the first place. She could have just gone out of town and not contacted me until she came back if she wanted truly wanted to string me along. Hell the way she broke it to me that she was going in vacation was with a text saying: "Now I don't want to go on this vacation I'm about to go on :( "Also, I think everyone has the wrong impression here. Saying I am taking her back now or we are getting back together is jumping the gun a bit. We just had some discussions about if we wanted to try and work things out. Neither of us has fully committed and said we're back together again, etc.

I'm open to the idea, willing to work it out, but I'm not going to put in more effort than her. I'm not going to chase her down or try to woo her again. Everything will sort itself out when she gets back for better or worse. In the mean time, I'll continue working on my OKcupid profile and just living my life like I have been the past 7 months.

First off what are the dog pics?

My god no. 16 its gonna be really hard to open this up again in 6 mos, a year, or 18 mos from now and read what a whore she really is and you knew it all the time.

Frankly I'm pulling for FBGpt showing up some day and giving us the real inside story. Any wayyou can get me this cats email?

/ou girlfriend isn't w slut or a whore. She's a woman who needs a man. And this weak self esteem problem of yours is kinda sad and a bit sickening.

With the collective experience and brain power of the FBG web site you say to yourself "I know better, I love her. You guys don't understand" Well young man. I hope u like bread cuz your gonna be eating #### sandwiches for a long time.

I don't think being willing to give someone you love/loved a 2nd chance means weakness or self esteem issues. The moment I sense she's playing any games, I'm gone. I'm not going to get my heart shattered again.

So how would you prevent a broken heart if it's 5 years from now and you're married and she cheats again?

I'll have to see if that's a risk worth taking.

 

[quickhands]

Wait. W. T. F.?!

You're taking her back and she's already going out of town with the dude she cheated on you / dumped you for?

Were you dropped on your head as a child? Repeatedly?

jesus christ no way anyone is actually this stupid.

This all came out of no where for the both of us. Just a few days before she was set to leave. She did seem very stressed when we talked and it wasn't just dealing with us. There was also no need to tell me about the vacation in the first place. She could have just gone out of town and not contacted me until she came back if she wanted truly wanted to string me along. Hell the way she broke it to me that she was going in vacation was with a text saying: "Now I don't want to go on this vacation I'm about to go on :( "Also, I think everyone has the wrong impression here. Saying I am taking her back now or we are getting back together is jumping the gun a bit. We just had some discussions about if we wanted to try and work things out. Neither of us has fully committed and said we're back together again, etc.

I'm open to the idea, willing to work it out, but I'm not going to put in more effort than her. I'm not going to chase her down or try to woo her again. Everything will sort itself out when she gets back for better or worse. In the mean time, I'll continue working on my OKcupid profile and just living my life like I have been the past 7 months.

First off what are the dog pics?

My god no. 16 its gonna be really hard to open this up again in 6 mos, a year, or 18 mos from now and read what a whore she really is and you knew it all the time.

Frankly I'm pulling for FBGpt showing up some day and giving us the real inside story. Any wayyou can get me this cats email?

/ou girlfriend isn't w slut or a whore. She's a woman who needs a man. And this weak self esteem problem of yours is kinda sad and a bit sickening.

With the collective experience and brain power of the FBG web site you say to yourself "I know better, I love her. You guys don't understand" Well young man. I hope u like bread cuz your gonna be eating #### sandwiches for a long time.

I don't think being willing to give someone you love/loved a 2nd chance means weakness or self esteem issues. The moment I sense she's playing any games, I'm gone. I'm not going to get my heart shattered again.

Yea you will.Next time you'll come up with another excuse.

P.T. barnum

The hardest things to get over are not what she did. But what you did.

She's already gone guy. She just isn't going with pt. She's pulling back in the garage. She's gonna make nicey nice.

Then its time to move on.

Tough luck kid.

 

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So how would you prevent a broken heart if it's 5 years from now and you're married and she cheats again?

I'll have to see if that's a risk worth taking.

Oh bull####. If she SNEEZED in a manner that sounded like she wanted you back you'd drop to all fours and scurry back and start licking the tops of her feet. You know it. We know it. She knows it. Quit pretending like you've ever had any real hand whatsoever in this situation. You're her lapdog... her backup plan. The guy who will always be there no matter how hard she kicks you in the balls, as long as she's willing to bat her eyes and say she's sowwy. The sooner you get your head out of your ### and accept that, the sooner you'll be able to make a halfway informed decision regarding this situation. Denying it doesn't make it any less true, so knock it off.

 

[gianmarco]

Please sign a pre-nuptial.

 

[quickhands]

Please sign a pre-nuptial.

But it's true love!!!!!

You need to drop the no.16. That guy was a mans man. He didn't let his gf bang lawrence taylor then come back.Your girl wouldn't have cheated if she had any fear of not being able to get you back.Btw her friends and family don't respect you. You don't respect the welcome mat, you step on it and rub your feet on it.