"If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, its yo (1 Viewer)

[boots11234]

Her parents could care less about you brah, I thought we established that about 12 pages back. If you do this there only going to be more greatful that their daughter ditched you for the PT who is splitting their daughter like a lumber jack by the way.

 

[No. 16]

Can't wait until I feel indifferent about anything to do with her.

Neither can I.Please don't talk to her parents. I'm begging you. Don't have anything to do with her or anything about her anymore. Let the mutual friends know this as well. Also, you might want to take the gas off the pedal on the alcohol/drugs too - I'd hate for that to become your main coping mechanism. In moderation it's fine. Be aware of your mental state and when/why you're using, make sure it's a choice and not a dependency.On a somewhat hypocritical note, you need to get out there and have more (safe) sex. Take the advice of others and lower the standards for a bit to really break the slump, then tighten up the parameters. If you haven't yet, you should probably spend some time in the idating thread to get any tips you might need on how to work the internet for meaningless hookups.You need to build the confidence back up to the point where you don't have to mention how confident you're feeling - in these threads, to yourself, etc - you're just plain confident. Get there and everything will be gold.

Thanks this is the plan for the most part. Still gonna thank her parents if they call. Left the ball on their court as far as that goes. Also, I think you'd be proud. My first instinct after work was to call my buddies for happy hour to help take the edge of things, but I realized I need to deal with this without booze or drugs. Just went to the gym and now waiting in line to get a brand new haircut (going backed to the buzzed look).Was thinking about the idating but with the IID in my car complicates things. Also, I didn't want to be on there forever and not hit on the hotter chicks while I wait for the IID to be gone in October.

 

[No. 16]

Her parents could care less about you brah, I thought we established that about 12 pages back. If you do this there only going to be more greatful that their daughter ditched you for the PT who is splitting their daughter like a lumber jack by the way.

Yah I'm sure they'll be glad their daughter ditched me for someone who has yet to complete college and works at a 24hour fitness. Great catch.Says the DUI drug addicted RN.

 

[quickhands]

How is this not solved by now?

 

[Kumerica]

"On to the next one," Kumerica adds, while giving you a smirk.

 

[Steed]

No. 16, I feel for ya man. But you gotta change your phone number already and put an end to this at once.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Rude rolls?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Rude rolls?

a long time ago

 

[No. 16]

Also, unless there has been a significant upgrade in the E quality dept, that is some nasty stuff in there anymore.

there can be a pretty big difference between E and pure MDMA.not sure about taking 4 when there was no plans to go out afterwards though. rolling in the hotel room while all your buddies sleep sounds like a waste of good drugs.

Tell me about it. The plan earlier in the day was people were SUPPOSED to go back to our room and party... but people flaked so yes I did waste a perfectly good buzz.

 

[identikit]

Can't wait until I feel indifferent about anything to do with her.

Neither can I.Please don't talk to her parents. I'm begging you. Don't have anything to do with her or anything about her anymore. Let the mutual friends know this as well. Also, you might want to take the gas off the pedal on the alcohol/drugs too - I'd hate for that to become your main coping mechanism. In moderation it's fine. Be aware of your mental state and when/why you're using, make sure it's a choice and not a dependency.On a somewhat hypocritical note, you need to get out there and have more (safe) sex. Take the advice of others and lower the standards for a bit to really break the slump, then tighten up the parameters. If you haven't yet, you should probably spend some time in the idating thread to get any tips you might need on how to work the internet for meaningless hookups.You need to build the confidence back up to the point where you don't have to mention how confident you're feeling - in these threads, to yourself, etc - you're just plain confident. Get there and everything will be gold.

Thanks this is the plan for the most part. Still gonna thank her parents if they call. Left the ball on their court as far as that goes. Also, I think you'd be proud. My first instinct after work was to call my buddies for happy hour to help take the edge of things, but I realized I need to deal with this without booze or drugs. Just went to the gym and now waiting in line to get a brand new haircut (going backed to the buzzed look).Was thinking about the idating but with the IID in my car complicates things. Also, I didn't want to be on there forever and not hit on the hotter chicks while I wait for the IID to be gone in October.

October's not that far off. on your choices tonight.

 

[Please See Mine]

Was thinking about the idating but with the IID in my car complicates things. Also, I didn't want to be on there forever and not hit on the hotter chicks while I wait for the IID to be gone in October.

WGAS?!I got separated almost 2 years ago. Have a daughter (who was 5 at the time), have a ####ty car (hyundai accent) and lived in a ####ty 1br apartment. I was insecure about these things for a few months, but I ended up going out a little bit through a site called meetup.com. Forgot about the things the negatives and just said #### it, I'm gonna go out and get drunk and say and do whatever I feel like. One night I'm at a bar, saying obnoxious #### to some 41-year-old broad who was eating it up for some reason. She suddenly starts making out with me and it's one. That's when I realized that it's all way easier if you just don't take anything too seriously. Make a joke of the IID, make a joke of the dog, make a joke of all of it. It will all work out. Some chick says she's not into it, so ####### what? You are worse off than just rolling (or whatever the ####) for nothing? I still can't believe you didn't go after the one-hander. Just lighten up and roll with it. What the #### are the consequences of any of this other than a funny story? I mean, my god, enjoy your life and don't worry about it. Don't worry about some dude on here telling you anything to do. Just relax and let things fall where they may. You are doing fine, for the most part, sans the constant whining and worrying and writing up drawn-out stories where mostly nothing happens.

 

[No. 16]

Just posted this link so you guys can understand the awesomeness of EDC.... even if you hate that music like I did.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

It really worries me that we live in such close proximity. I'm frightened by you people being out there.

Nice up-to-date avatar, btw.

 

[No. 16]

It really worries me that we live in such close proximity. I'm frightened by you people being out there.Nice up-to-date avatar, btw.

You people?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

It really worries me that we live in such close proximity. I'm frightened by you people being out there.Nice up-to-date avatar, btw.

You people?

Not asians. Guys like you and woz.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

No 16s new girl is named molly. She's a ##### to get over too.

4 mollies after boozing for 6 hours is not an amatuer move. At least the self grat is more interesting with her.

Actually, it's definitely an amateur move. Professionals know how to not flirt with death when dying isn't on their wish list.

I stopped drinking around 2100. Didn't really have much at the reception. I believe I had: 2 glases of wine and 2 jameson and ginger ales from 1730-2100.Stopped drinking alky when I decided to take the mollies. I took 2 mollies around 2100... didn't feel much of a kick after waiting an hour plus so I took the other two.

Dude, so you are now stooping to taking E to have a good time at one of your best friend's wedding reception? I certainly hope you are embellishing your story for our entertainment.I did my share of #### when I was your age, but breaking out the hardcore drugs at my best friend's wedding was certainly not cool. So you were just rolling balls in the middle of all his extended family at the wedding reception? Sure he appreciated that.At least, that is what 'mollie' was back in the late 90s, unless it has changed in the past 10-15 years? MDMA powder...

At what point did rolling balls at a wedding reception sound like a good idea?

No different than the people who decide to get super drunk at weddings.

Psst...those guys are not exactly the example you should be striving for either. They are just as much dip####s as the guy taking pills. Now smoking a J out in the parking lot or whatever? That I can understand. But dropping some club drugs? Surely there is a better time and place for that...

That is so ####### hypocritical. Only do the illegal drugs I approve of....

No, it is a matter of degrees. BIG difference between weed and E...sorry if you can't grasp that fact. I personally wouldn't do anything myself, but gotta remember, he is in California. Odds are, half the party had a medical prescription for Pot anyway.

Oh i grasp plenty, I've done both and care for neither. Everyone's different, and is affected differently, he probably wasn't fully rolling balls until 2230-2300 probably just as the wedding was winding down. Doesn't sound like he made an ### out of himself, we need to hear from rusty on that. Going to sleep probably sucked though.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

 

[Keerock]

Her parents could care less about you brah, I thought we established that about 12 pages back. If you do this there only going to be more greatful that their daughter ditched you for the PT who is splitting their daughter like a lumber jack by the way.

How much less?

 

[Rick James]

could everyone STFU about pot vs mdma or whatever the hell yall are blabbering about? It's cluttering the thread and taking space away from 16 to tell us how he's finally over Alyssa.

S.TFU is blocked? LOL

 

[Gr00vus]

Was thinking about the idating but with the IID in my car complicates things. Also, I didn't want to be on there forever and not hit on the hotter chicks while I wait for the IID to be gone in October.

WGAS?!I got separated almost 2 years ago. Have a daughter (who was 5 at the time), have a ####ty car (hyundai accent) and lived in a ####ty 1br apartment. I was insecure about these things for a few months, but I ended up going out a little bit through a site called meetup.com. Forgot about the things the negatives and just said #### it, I'm gonna go out and get drunk and say and do whatever I feel like. One night I'm at a bar, saying obnoxious #### to some 41-year-old broad who was eating it up for some reason. She suddenly starts making out with me and it's one. That's when I realized that it's all way easier if you just don't take anything too seriously. Make a joke of the IID, make a joke of the dog, make a joke of all of it. It will all work out. Some chick says she's not into it, so ####### what? You are worse off than just rolling (or whatever the ####) for nothing? I still can't believe you didn't go after the one-hander. Just lighten up and roll with it. What the #### are the consequences of any of this other than a funny story? I mean, my god, enjoy your life and don't worry about it. Don't worry about some dude on here telling you anything to do. Just relax and let things fall where they may. You are doing fine, for the most part, sans the constant whining and worrying and writing up drawn-out stories where mostly nothing happens.

This is good advice on this front 16. You're overthinking this. Just go do it/them. Enjoy some recreational sex, be sure to be safe about it, but don't worry about all that extraneous stuff now. You don't need hot chicks right now anyway, you need easy/fun ones. Hot would be sauce for the goose and/or introduce extra baggage you don't need. As long as you're scoring you're making progress. Hunkering down waiting for miss perfect is just going to prolong your troubles.

 

[johnnycakes]

Was thinking about the idating but with the IID in my car complicates things. Also, I didn't want to be on there forever and not hit on the hotter chicks while I wait for the IID to be gone in October.

WGAS?!I got separated almost 2 years ago. Have a daughter (who was 5 at the time), have a ####ty car (hyundai accent) and lived in a ####ty 1br apartment. I was insecure about these things for a few months, but I ended up going out a little bit through a site called meetup.com. Forgot about the things the negatives and just said #### it, I'm gonna go out and get drunk and say and do whatever I feel like. One night I'm at a bar, saying obnoxious #### to some 41-year-old broad who was eating it up for some reason. She suddenly starts making out with me and it's one. That's when I realized that it's all way easier if you just don't take anything too seriously. Make a joke of the IID, make a joke of the dog, make a joke of all of it. It will all work out. Some chick says she's not into it, so ####### what? You are worse off than just rolling (or whatever the ####) for nothing? I still can't believe you didn't go after the one-hander. Just lighten up and roll with it. What the #### are the consequences of any of this other than a funny story? I mean, my god, enjoy your life and don't worry about it. Don't worry about some dude on here telling you anything to do. Just relax and let things fall where they may. You are doing fine, for the most part, sans the constant whining and worrying and writing up drawn-out stories where mostly nothing happens.

One-hander? is this thread starting to get good again? What about the one-hander??

 

[xulf]

Was thinking about the idating but with the IID in my car complicates things. Also, I didn't want to be on there forever and not hit on the hotter chicks while I wait for the IID to be gone in October.

WGAS?!I got separated almost 2 years ago. Have a daughter (who was 5 at the time), have a ####ty car (hyundai accent) and lived in a ####ty 1br apartment. I was insecure about these things for a few months, but I ended up going out a little bit through a site called meetup.com. Forgot about the things the negatives and just said #### it, I'm gonna go out and get drunk and say and do whatever I feel like. One night I'm at a bar, saying obnoxious #### to some 41-year-old broad who was eating it up for some reason. She suddenly starts making out with me and it's one. That's when I realized that it's all way easier if you just don't take anything too seriously. Make a joke of the IID, make a joke of the dog, make a joke of all of it. It will all work out. Some chick says she's not into it, so ####### what? You are worse off than just rolling (or whatever the ####) for nothing? I still can't believe you didn't go after the one-hander. Just lighten up and roll with it. What the #### are the consequences of any of this other than a funny story? I mean, my god, enjoy your life and don't worry about it. Don't worry about some dude on here telling you anything to do. Just relax and let things fall where they may. You are doing fine, for the most part, sans the constant whining and worrying and writing up drawn-out stories where mostly nothing happens.

One-hander? is this thread starting to get good again? What about the one-hander??

You're soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 8 pages behind.

 

[johnnycakes]

Was thinking about the idating but with the IID in my car complicates things. Also, I didn't want to be on there forever and not hit on the hotter chicks while I wait for the IID to be gone in October.

WGAS?!I got separated almost 2 years ago. Have a daughter (who was 5 at the time), have a ####ty car (hyundai accent) and lived in a ####ty 1br apartment. I was insecure about these things for a few months, but I ended up going out a little bit through a site called meetup.com. Forgot about the things the negatives and just said #### it, I'm gonna go out and get drunk and say and do whatever I feel like. One night I'm at a bar, saying obnoxious #### to some 41-year-old broad who was eating it up for some reason. She suddenly starts making out with me and it's one. That's when I realized that it's all way easier if you just don't take anything too seriously. Make a joke of the IID, make a joke of the dog, make a joke of all of it. It will all work out. Some chick says she's not into it, so ####### what? You are worse off than just rolling (or whatever the ####) for nothing? I still can't believe you didn't go after the one-hander. Just lighten up and roll with it. What the #### are the consequences of any of this other than a funny story? I mean, my god, enjoy your life and don't worry about it. Don't worry about some dude on here telling you anything to do. Just relax and let things fall where they may. You are doing fine, for the most part, sans the constant whining and worrying and writing up drawn-out stories where mostly nothing happens.

One-hander? is this thread starting to get good again? What about the one-hander??

You're soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 8 pages behind.

At least... this thread hasn't been read-worthy in quite some time. But if 16 is going to get it on with amputees, I want in on the fun.

 

[No. 16]

Was thinking about the idating but with the IID in my car complicates things. Also, I didn't want to be on there forever and not hit on the hotter chicks while I wait for the IID to be gone in October.

WGAS?!I got separated almost 2 years ago. Have a daughter (who was 5 at the time), have a ####ty car (hyundai accent) and lived in a ####ty 1br apartment. I was insecure about these things for a few months, but I ended up going out a little bit through a site called meetup.com. Forgot about the things the negatives and just said #### it, I'm gonna go out and get drunk and say and do whatever I feel like. One night I'm at a bar, saying obnoxious #### to some 41-year-old broad who was eating it up for some reason. She suddenly starts making out with me and it's one. That's when I realized that it's all way easier if you just don't take anything too seriously. Make a joke of the IID, make a joke of the dog, make a joke of all of it. It will all work out. Some chick says she's not into it, so ####### what? You are worse off than just rolling (or whatever the ####) for nothing? I still can't believe you didn't go after the one-hander. Just lighten up and roll with it. What the #### are the consequences of any of this other than a funny story? I mean, my god, enjoy your life and don't worry about it. Don't worry about some dude on here telling you anything to do. Just relax and let things fall where they may. You are doing fine, for the most part, sans the constant whining and worrying and writing up drawn-out stories where mostly nothing happens.

One-hander? is this thread starting to get good again? What about the one-hander??

You're soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 8 pages behind.

At least... this thread hasn't been read-worthy in quite some time. But if 16 is going to get it on with amputees, I want in on the fun.

That window has closed. It was in Vegas and I chose her cute indian friend instrad of thr amputee.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

we've all told you what to do to make your life less painful. most of it with lots of schtick, but it's to make your life better, easier, simpler, more fun. the main impetus behind the advice is that we've all had our hearts CRUSHED by some chick along the line. i was 2 or 3 steps ahead of you, i had bought a house and moved to phx with her. i ####### hated phx. she dumped me 2 years into phx. talk about devastated, i had uprooted my entire life for this chick, so she could go to medical school in phx. thank god the house was in my name only. i listened to my step dad there, like you should be listening to most of us.

you're a good dude, it'll take time. don't be too hard on yourself and distance yourself from her and her friends. even if they are friends in common.

and i'll be in the bay for monday night football 9/10, cornhole? i'm staying at the embarcadero hyatt.

Can't wait until I feel indifferent about anything to do with her. I don't want to be happy or sad in regards to her.... just not feel a damn thing if that makes any sense.

you must do the above. eliminate all contact. give her the ####### dog. cut all ties. seriously.

 

[Dr. Awesome]

I suddenly feel like the only person on the internet who has never taken E.

I've never taken it either but when I lived at my former party house I would regularly come home to a house full of folks rolling. Aaron is right - you can't always tell when a person is on E. And if the folks getting married are good friends, they'll have a laugh over this if they ever found out. If they're not good friends, who gives a rat's backside what they think? They'll be out of your life at some point and instead of having some boring wedding story, you have a fun memory. As far as things with the ex, you're still stuck on her in the worst way. You're not going to take it. Ivan is right - the ex owned you big time. Take Groovus' advice and go get laid. A lot. Nail everything you can. I once hooked up a hairy wildebeest. Another time I hooked up with what my friends dubbed a 'mini-Vladimir Guerrero'. There were some hotties mixed in as well. But it really helped get over my ex and it's a lot of fun to laugh at those adventures. It's honestly a lot more amusing to think of the uglies I hooked up with. You missed one helluva an opportunity with the one handed chick. Hell, if you need to get some motivation, make a game with friends. Create a bingo type sex game. Teacher, medical professional, retail employee, bartender, student, lawyer, accountant...make a square for a different profession and first of your buddies to get bingo buys drinks for everyone. Do something to have fun and give yourself a focus.

And most of all, stop being a giant #####. You're having yourself some fun in so many aspects of life - taking e at a wedding, partying in Vegas, and living life best you can. Yet you're too much of a damned coward to fire up an online dating profile and actually face life without your ex? You're in the bay area! If you screw things up with one chick that's not the end of your options. There are hundreds of women in the queue. Probably thousands. Seriously - whatever your issues, who cares? It's temporary. Some chicks won't bite. Some chicks won't care. And if nothing else, it'll give you some fun memories and get this thread crackin'. Okcupid and plentyoffish.com. Both are free dating sites that all the regulars in the ffa idating thread have promoted with regularity. Hell, meetup.com was pimped to you earlier in this thread. Join that as well. It's not for dating but it's great to find a new activity and get out there.

 

[No. 16]

I suddenly feel like the only person on the internet who has never taken E.

I've never taken it either but when I lived at my former party house I would regularly come home to a house full of folks rolling. Aaron is right - you can't always tell when a person is on E. And if the folks getting married are good friends, they'll have a laugh over this if they ever found out. If they're not good friends, who gives a rat's backside what they think? They'll be out of your life at some point and instead of having some boring wedding story, you have a fun memory. As far as things with the ex, you're still stuck on her in the worst way. You're not going to take it. Ivan is right - the ex owned you big time. Take Groovus' advice and go get laid. A lot. Nail everything you can. I once hooked up a hairy wildebeest. Another time I hooked up with what my friends dubbed a 'mini-Vladimir Guerrero'. There were some hotties mixed in as well. But it really helped get over my ex and it's a lot of fun to laugh at those adventures. It's honestly a lot more amusing to think of the uglies I hooked up with. You missed one helluva an opportunity with the one handed chick. Hell, if you need to get some motivation, make a game with friends. Create a bingo type sex game. Teacher, medical professional, retail employee, bartender, student, lawyer, accountant...make a square for a different profession and first of your buddies to get bingo buys drinks for everyone. Do something to have fun and give yourself a focus.

And most of all, stop being a giant #####. You're having yourself some fun in so many aspects of life - taking e at a wedding, partying in Vegas, and living life best you can. Yet you're too much of a damned coward to fire up an online dating profile and actually face life without your ex? You're in the bay area! If you screw things up with one chick that's not the end of your options. There are hundreds of women in the queue. Probably thousands. Seriously - whatever your issues, who cares? It's temporary. Some chicks won't bite. Some chicks won't care. And if nothing else, it'll give you some fun memories and get this thread crackin'. Okcupid and plentyoffish.com. Both are free dating sites that all the regulars in the ffa idating thread have promoted with regularity. Hell, meetup.com was pimped to you earlier in this thread. Join that as well. It's not for dating but it's great to find a new activity and get out there.

Yah, I'll fire up the profile soon. Been browsing for awhile on both sites, but was just holding off until I finished all thr DUI stuff. However, I'm probably being too hard on myself and should just get that party started like you guys have suggested.One question about OKcupid. I have been adding women to my favorites list for a few months now. Do these women know they were added or is the favorite list private? Might make a brand new profile if that's the case so they don't think I'm a weird stalker...which I am.

 

[Dr. Awesome]

IIRC they get notice when you add them. I'd just make a brand new profile. It's fairly easy. And you're a brand new guy. As was mentioned earlier, have the right mindset and you'll be surprised how many women are totally okay with your temporary setback. You're living life in all other avenues - so as long as your career is not affected, it's time to get off your ### and go have some wild stories with online dating!

 

[kentric]

I simply could have written.I saw my ex at the wedding. She looked great. We had a bunch of awkward exchanges and she was actually annoying at one point, trying hard to get my attention. She even #### blocked me by getting a girl I was working on passed out drunk during dinner. So I danced the night away, tried hitting on the maid of honor (which failed), so I went back to dancing and just having a good time without trying to sex anyone.

That would have sufficed. Save the long narrative and TBC's for when something EPIC happens and there's a big pay off for all the reading.

When it comes to descriptions, more detail is always better than less. Keep up the quality narrative and come back with more new (good I hope).

 

[Tick]

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[Bob Sacamano]

I'm ####ing riveted. No sarcasm, I can't wait for the next installment.Expecting a dude to get dressed in only 2 hours IS madness.His work life is at a noin.

I haven't read this thread in a while, so maybe I'm a bit behind... but WTF is coral?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I'm ####ing riveted. No sarcasm, I can't wait for the next installment.Expecting a dude to get dressed in only 2 hours IS madness.His work life is at a noin.

I haven't read this thread in a while, so maybe I'm a bit behind... but WTF is coral?

like the reef?the color I guess is basically somewhere between red and pink. I had no idea so I had to look it up.

 

[boots11234]

I'm ####ing riveted. No sarcasm, I can't wait for the next installment.Expecting a dude to get dressed in only 2 hours IS madness.His work life is at a noin.

I haven't read this thread in a while, so maybe I'm a bit behind... but WTF is coral?

like the reef?the color I guess is basically somewhere between red and pink. I had no idea so I had to look it up.

It's an Asian thing, you wouldn't get it.

 

[Evilgrin 72]

I'm ####ing riveted. No sarcasm, I can't wait for the next installment.Expecting a dude to get dressed in only 2 hours IS madness.His work life is at a noin.

I haven't read this thread in a while, so maybe I'm a bit behind... but WTF is coral?

I figured it was like salmon, but more pastel? I'm guessing.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I'm ####ing riveted. No sarcasm, I can't wait for the next installment.Expecting a dude to get dressed in only 2 hours IS madness.His work life is at a noin.

I haven't read this thread in a while, so maybe I'm a bit behind... but WTF is coral?

I figured it was like salmon, but more pastel? I'm guessing.

I can't fathom a situation where I'd look at another human being and say anything remotely resembling, "You should really wear more coral."

 

[No. 16]

I'm ####ing riveted. No sarcasm, I can't wait for the next installment.Expecting a dude to get dressed in only 2 hours IS madness.His work life is at a noin.

I haven't read this thread in a while, so maybe I'm a bit behind... but WTF is coral?

I figured it was like salmon, but more pastel? I'm guessing.

I can't fathom a situation where I'd look at another human being and say anything remotely resembling, "You should really wear more coral."

It's a color I like. I wear salmon/coral from time to time.

 

[xulf]

Dr. A brought some life back...but WTF PEOPLE.

JUST WHEN YOU THINK A THREAD CANT GET ANY GAYER YOU START TALKING ABOUT THE COLOR CORAL

 

[Evilgrin 72]

Dr. A brought some life back...but WTF PEOPLE.JUST WHEN YOU THINK A THREAD CANT GET ANY GAYER YOU START TALKING ABOUT THE COLOR CORAL

Sacamano is enjoying penis a la mode for dessert.Does that make it even gayer?

 

[xulf]

Dr. A brought some life back...but WTF PEOPLE.JUST WHEN YOU THINK A THREAD CANT GET ANY GAYER YOU START TALKING ABOUT THE COLOR CORAL

Sacamano is enjoying penis a la mode for dessert.Does that make it even gayer?

No, I fancy me some of that as well

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I'm ####ing riveted. No sarcasm, I can't wait for the next installment.Expecting a dude to get dressed in only 2 hours IS madness.His work life is at a noin.

I haven't read this thread in a while, so maybe I'm a bit behind... but WTF is coral?

I figured it was like salmon, but more pastel? I'm guessing.

I can't fathom a situation where I'd look at another human being and say anything remotely resembling, "You should really wear more coral."

It's a color I like. I wear salmon/coral from time to time.

Those aren't colors. They're marine animals.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Dr. A brought some life back...but WTF PEOPLE.JUST WHEN YOU THINK A THREAD CANT GET ANY GAYER YOU START TALKING ABOUT THE COLOR CORAL

IT'S NOT A COLOR

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Dr. A brought some life back...but WTF PEOPLE.JUST WHEN YOU THINK A THREAD CANT GET ANY GAYER YOU START TALKING ABOUT THE COLOR CORAL

Sacamano is enjoying penis a la mode for dessert.Does that make it even gayer?

Mmmmm... Jamocha Almond Chub

 

[Evilgrin 72]

Dr. A brought some life back...but WTF PEOPLE.JUST WHEN YOU THINK A THREAD CANT GET ANY GAYER YOU START TALKING ABOUT THE COLOR CORAL

Sacamano is enjoying penis a la mode for dessert.Does that make it even gayer?

Mmmmm... Jamocha Almond Chub

 

[thayman]

I suddenly feel like the only person on the internet who has never taken E.

I've never taken it either but when I lived at my former party house I would regularly come home to a house full of folks rolling. Aaron is right - you can't always tell when a person is on E. And if the folks getting married are good friends, they'll have a laugh over this if they ever found out. If they're not good friends, who gives a rat's backside what they think? They'll be out of your life at some point and instead of having some boring wedding story, you have a fun memory. As far as things with the ex, you're still stuck on her in the worst way. You're not going to take it. Ivan is right - the ex owned you big time. Take Groovus' advice and go get laid. A lot. Nail everything you can. I once hooked up a hairy wildebeest. Another time I hooked up with what my friends dubbed a 'mini-Vladimir Guerrero'. There were some hotties mixed in as well. But it really helped get over my ex and it's a lot of fun to laugh at those adventures. It's honestly a lot more amusing to think of the uglies I hooked up with. You missed one helluva an opportunity with the one handed chick. Hell, if you need to get some motivation, make a game with friends. Create a bingo type sex game. Teacher, medical professional, retail employee, bartender, student, lawyer, accountant...make a square for a different profession and first of your buddies to get bingo buys drinks for everyone. Do something to have fun and give yourself a focus.

And most of all, stop being a giant #####. You're having yourself some fun in so many aspects of life - taking e at a wedding, partying in Vegas, and living life best you can. Yet you're too much of a damned coward to fire up an online dating profile and actually face life without your ex? You're in the bay area! If you screw things up with one chick that's not the end of your options. There are hundreds of women in the queue. Probably thousands. Seriously - whatever your issues, who cares? It's temporary. Some chicks won't bite. Some chicks won't care. And if nothing else, it'll give you some fun memories and get this thread crackin'. Okcupid and plentyoffish.com. Both are free dating sites that all the regulars in the ffa idating thread have promoted with regularity. Hell, meetup.com was pimped to you earlier in this thread. Join that as well. It's not for dating but it's great to find a new activity and get out there.

Yah, I'll fire up the profile soon. Been browsing for awhile on both sites, but was just holding off until I finished all thr DUI stuff. However, I'm probably being too hard on myself and should just get that party started like you guys have suggested.One question about OKcupid. I have been adding women to my favorites list for a few months now. Do these women know they were added or is the favorite list private? Might make a brand new profile if that's the case so they don't think I'm a weird stalker...which I am.

Stop using this as an excuse. Stop being a coward and be honest with yourself.

 

[No. 16]

I suddenly feel like the only person on the internet who has never taken E.

I've never taken it either but when I lived at my former party house I would regularly come home to a house full of folks rolling. Aaron is right - you can't always tell when a person is on E. And if the folks getting married are good friends, they'll have a laugh over this if they ever found out. If they're not good friends, who gives a rat's backside what they think? They'll be out of your life at some point and instead of having some boring wedding story, you have a fun memory. As far as things with the ex, you're still stuck on her in the worst way. You're not going to take it. Ivan is right - the ex owned you big time. Take Groovus' advice and go get laid. A lot. Nail everything you can. I once hooked up a hairy wildebeest. Another time I hooked up with what my friends dubbed a 'mini-Vladimir Guerrero'. There were some hotties mixed in as well. But it really helped get over my ex and it's a lot of fun to laugh at those adventures. It's honestly a lot more amusing to think of the uglies I hooked up with. You missed one helluva an opportunity with the one handed chick. Hell, if you need to get some motivation, make a game with friends. Create a bingo type sex game. Teacher, medical professional, retail employee, bartender, student, lawyer, accountant...make a square for a different profession and first of your buddies to get bingo buys drinks for everyone. Do something to have fun and give yourself a focus.

And most of all, stop being a giant #####. You're having yourself some fun in so many aspects of life - taking e at a wedding, partying in Vegas, and living life best you can. Yet you're too much of a damned coward to fire up an online dating profile and actually face life without your ex? You're in the bay area! If you screw things up with one chick that's not the end of your options. There are hundreds of women in the queue. Probably thousands. Seriously - whatever your issues, who cares? It's temporary. Some chicks won't bite. Some chicks won't care. And if nothing else, it'll give you some fun memories and get this thread crackin'. Okcupid and plentyoffish.com. Both are free dating sites that all the regulars in the ffa idating thread have promoted with regularity. Hell, meetup.com was pimped to you earlier in this thread. Join that as well. It's not for dating but it's great to find a new activity and get out there.

Yah, I'll fire up the profile soon. Been browsing for awhile on both sites, but was just holding off until I finished all thr DUI stuff. However, I'm probably being too hard on myself and should just get that party started like you guys have suggested.One question about OKcupid. I have been adding women to my favorites list for a few months now. Do these women know they were added or is the favorite list private? Might make a brand new profile if that's the case so they don't think I'm a weird stalker...which I am.

Stop using this as an excuse. Stop being a coward and be honest with yourself.

I will but can't help but feel embarassed about the DUI. I think that's a normal response, especially when you have to blow into an IID to start your car and keep it running. Also pretty much elimnates any dates that involve drinking.

With all that said, with the encouragment from this thread I'll start getting out there..

 

[thayman]

I suddenly feel like the only person on the internet who has never taken E.

I've never taken it either but when I lived at my former party house I would regularly come home to a house full of folks rolling. Aaron is right - you can't always tell when a person is on E. And if the folks getting married are good friends, they'll have a laugh over this if they ever found out. If they're not good friends, who gives a rat's backside what they think? They'll be out of your life at some point and instead of having some boring wedding story, you have a fun memory. As far as things with the ex, you're still stuck on her in the worst way. You're not going to take it. Ivan is right - the ex owned you big time. Take Groovus' advice and go get laid. A lot. Nail everything you can. I once hooked up a hairy wildebeest. Another time I hooked up with what my friends dubbed a 'mini-Vladimir Guerrero'. There were some hotties mixed in as well. But it really helped get over my ex and it's a lot of fun to laugh at those adventures. It's honestly a lot more amusing to think of the uglies I hooked up with. You missed one helluva an opportunity with the one handed chick. Hell, if you need to get some motivation, make a game with friends. Create a bingo type sex game. Teacher, medical professional, retail employee, bartender, student, lawyer, accountant...make a square for a different profession and first of your buddies to get bingo buys drinks for everyone. Do something to have fun and give yourself a focus.

And most of all, stop being a giant #####. You're having yourself some fun in so many aspects of life - taking e at a wedding, partying in Vegas, and living life best you can. Yet you're too much of a damned coward to fire up an online dating profile and actually face life without your ex? You're in the bay area! If you screw things up with one chick that's not the end of your options. There are hundreds of women in the queue. Probably thousands. Seriously - whatever your issues, who cares? It's temporary. Some chicks won't bite. Some chicks won't care. And if nothing else, it'll give you some fun memories and get this thread crackin'. Okcupid and plentyoffish.com. Both are free dating sites that all the regulars in the ffa idating thread have promoted with regularity. Hell, meetup.com was pimped to you earlier in this thread. Join that as well. It's not for dating but it's great to find a new activity and get out there.

Yah, I'll fire up the profile soon. Been browsing for awhile on both sites, but was just holding off until I finished all thr DUI stuff. However, I'm probably being too hard on myself and should just get that party started like you guys have suggested.One question about OKcupid. I have been adding women to my favorites list for a few months now. Do these women know they were added or is the favorite list private? Might make a brand new profile if that's the case so they don't think I'm a weird stalker...which I am.

Stop using this as an excuse. Stop being a coward and be honest with yourself.

I will but can't help but feel embarassed about the DUI. I think that's a normal response, especially when you have to blow into an IID to start your car and keep it running. Also pretty much elimnates any dates that involve drinking.

With all that said, with the encouragment from this thread I'll start getting out there..

Why embarassed? If you are going on a date that involves drinking take a cab.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

there's plenty of public transportation in the Bay area, no? Just meet the chick someplace.

If you need to drive, tell her your car is getting fixed and ask her to pick you up or something.

 

[Tick]

I suddenly feel like the only person on the internet who has never taken E.

I've never taken it either but when I lived at my former party house I would regularly come home to a house full of folks rolling. Aaron is right - you can't always tell when a person is on E. And if the folks getting married are good friends, they'll have a laugh over this if they ever found out. If they're not good friends, who gives a rat's backside what they think? They'll be out of your life at some point and instead of having some boring wedding story, you have a fun memory. As far as things with the ex, you're still stuck on her in the worst way. You're not going to take it. Ivan is right - the ex owned you big time. Take Groovus' advice and go get laid. A lot. Nail everything you can. I once hooked up a hairy wildebeest. Another time I hooked up with what my friends dubbed a 'mini-Vladimir Guerrero'. There were some hotties mixed in as well. But it really helped get over my ex and it's a lot of fun to laugh at those adventures. It's honestly a lot more amusing to think of the uglies I hooked up with. You missed one helluva an opportunity with the one handed chick. Hell, if you need to get some motivation, make a game with friends. Create a bingo type sex game. Teacher, medical professional, retail employee, bartender, student, lawyer, accountant...make a square for a different profession and first of your buddies to get bingo buys drinks for everyone. Do something to have fun and give yourself a focus.

And most of all, stop being a giant #####. You're having yourself some fun in so many aspects of life - taking e at a wedding, partying in Vegas, and living life best you can. Yet you're too much of a damned coward to fire up an online dating profile and actually face life without your ex? You're in the bay area! If you screw things up with one chick that's not the end of your options. There are hundreds of women in the queue. Probably thousands. Seriously - whatever your issues, who cares? It's temporary. Some chicks won't bite. Some chicks won't care. And if nothing else, it'll give you some fun memories and get this thread crackin'. Okcupid and plentyoffish.com. Both are free dating sites that all the regulars in the ffa idating thread have promoted with regularity. Hell, meetup.com was pimped to you earlier in this thread. Join that as well. It's not for dating but it's great to find a new activity and get out there.

Yah, I'll fire up the profile soon. Been browsing for awhile on both sites, but was just holding off until I finished all thr DUI stuff. However, I'm probably being too hard on myself and should just get that party started like you guys have suggested.One question about OKcupid. I have been adding women to my favorites list for a few months now. Do these women know they were added or is the favorite list private? Might make a brand new profile if that's the case so they don't think I'm a weird stalker...which I am.

Stop using this as an excuse. Stop being a coward and be honest with yourself.

I will but can't help but feel embarassed about the DUI. I think that's a normal response, especially when you have to blow into an IID to start your car and keep it running. Also pretty much elimnates any dates that involve drinking.

With all that said, with the encouragment from this thread I'll start getting out there..

It seems that an IID shouldn't affect your life so much... maybe you ought to leave it in your car permanently.

 

[hutchins929]

I'm ####ing riveted. No sarcasm, I can't wait for the next installment.Expecting a dude to get dressed in only 2 hours IS madness.His work life is at a noin.

I haven't read this thread in a while, so maybe I'm a bit behind... but WTF is coral?

I figured it was like salmon, but more pastel? I'm guessing.

I can't fathom a situation where I'd look at another human being and say anything remotely resembling, "You should really wear more coral."

It's a color I like. I wear salmon/coral from time to time.

I thought that coral was like a cream color or a form of off white. like coral in the water. at least anytime I've seen coral it was a whitish color.

 

[No. 16]

I'm ####ing riveted. No sarcasm, I can't wait for the next installment.

Expecting a dude to get dressed in only 2 hours IS madness.

His work life is at a noin.

I haven't read this thread in a while, so maybe I'm a bit behind... but WTF is coral?

I figured it was like salmon, but more pastel? I'm guessing.

I can't fathom a situation where I'd look at another human being and say anything remotely resembling, "You should really wear more coral."

It's a color I like. I wear salmon/coral from time to time.

I thought that coral was like a cream color or a form of off white. like coral in the water. at least anytime I've seen coral it was a whitish color.

Coral